Eli Deadguy
@ELI_DEADGUY
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fanart & oc stuff/pinups— currently fixated on bimbo elves ——formerly mf-deadman
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(re)launching my idiot original characters that I can do funny comics/boob art with
also changed my @ , I wanted something where people had an actual name to call me with 'Eli'
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@Drycanister
I love the borderline Up music in the background too. It’s like he’s married to these tacos and they’re gonna die in the next scene
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New episode of
#punchpunchforever
was very sugoi. But I can't help but feel the absence of our dear emperor,
@SephirothSword_
Perhaps his presence can be felt again for the season finale
@speedoru
?
またね!
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@AltHistCody
If I learned anything from the Bush administration, it’s that “Mission Accomplished” is code for “Increase Military Spending and Recruitment Numbers”
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@Thermobaric_
While I hate these buybacks, I’m not really that upset over people getting gift cards for their shitty Sears 22lr bolt actions that haven’t been fired since the 80’s
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@DAKKADAKKA1
Modern MK fans are like this
Chicks can get decapitated and flayed alive but god forbid you show a butt cheek
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@bundy_chu
Breadtube Starter Pack
-Overanalyze western media
-Blame Capitalism
-Blame Whitey
-Reference Contrapoints to get Mommypoints
-Hate cars/American infrastructure
-Claim you’re a recovering Alt-Righter but really you were just 16 once and liked FilthyFrank
-Fight on Twitter
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@JustinWhang
I want a steroid encouraged sport that combines roller derby, tactical shooting/paintball, and American ninja warrior style jungle gyms. If we’re gonna live in a cyberpunk dystopia we should at least have the same cruel, commercials-from-Robocop level sporting events.
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@GENCZILLA
I will never understand how the kid in the cartoon is like, annoyed that Felicia is hanging out with him
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@9mm_smg
@Iraqveteran8888
Bro had to wait 15 years just for his gta 3 star rating to go down lol
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@GundamIsHere
“I’m not watching a 4 hour long hbomberguy video about content theft/plagiarism.
Could someone take the most important clips and upload that as a shorter video with minimal transformation or new commentary?”
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@gamerfrommars
@EmperorLemon
I feel like Kyle (fpsrussia) was preparing his whole adult life for his mugshot. Too good
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@ManletThorin
If Infinite was made now Elizabeth would be snarky and sarcastic, constantly insult and berate Booker DeWitt for being toxic, suggest he go to therapy (even though it’s like 1912), and probably look like Anita Sarkeesian
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@murgoten
Although mocked by other countries, the camouflage of ??? makes much more sense when you account for the sheer volume of chickens in the country…
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@ImMisterPlow
How embarrassing is it that the guy who can literally only do unarmed combat is more useful than you?
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@AltHistCody
My graphic design teacher from high school would make kids make their own versions of these ads for years as an assignment until finally one year some kid asked “what’s an iPod?” and she stopped doing it forever
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@Saberspark
I like how most Christmas specials are about how commercialism is bad and all that matters is family and friends and the love of mankind but yet they all get mangled into hyper capitalist memberberry slop lmfao
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@AltHistCody
He probably eats little to no sugar, eats hearty vegetables and raw grains and gets meat right off the bone.
He’s paleomaxing and laughs in dentists’ faces
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@JayJurden
I worked at Toys R Us when she went viral…
We all wanted to die. We got calls every 10-15 minutes asking if we still had them in stock. Genuinely one of the worst times working there and I’m including holiday seasons
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@_claypot
He would’ve looked way better with the hat still on.
Also his arm should’ve been red and based on the Swordfish II and his gun should’ve been Spike’s actual gun
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@vodk_anon
Imagine room clearing where you bust down the door and launch a dude laying down on a skateboard with an M249 through the doorway instead of some lame corner checking tacticool bs
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@PaulDock93
The trick with most Muppets is “center mass”
Big Bird may require a step up in power, though. I recommend 10mm or .357 magnum
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I wasn't sure what what was going on with these two so I made them into Halloween store employees
the bag guy definitely has a crush on his coworker
100 Girls Part 2!
another smörgåsbord of options for you all to pick from for a draw this in your style!✏️
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her head is just an ornate lantern with blue flame eyes... probably
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@conspiracy_shit
-His Excellency King Mbakwe Oyombo, Ruler of the British Isles
-Pharaoh Dennis, Leader of Egypt and builder of the Great Bass Pro Pyramid (formerly Applebee’s)
This is REAL histroy folks
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@dyingscribe
Is the plot just “white guy with Asperger’s goes into the rap underground just to insult minorities?”
Because if so that sounds fucking hilarious
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@ManletThorin
“I can’t believe what it would be like to go through what Casca did. She must be so traumatized. What if we tickled her feet?”
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@ManletThorin
Please I literally just wiped Projared Sailor Mercury out of my head why did you choose that picture for him
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@Photoshop_Gy
It looks like it is. Those are just holes on the chin sides of his helmet not the tubes that have been on all of the mark vi style helmets. It looks like an amalgamation of mk v & vi.
Maybe just a bad photo but idk
Also the assault rifle looks way too funky and geometric.
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@TheUnaButters
I can’t get over how this had to have gone through multiple people and levels of approval and nobody double checked to make sure it was the right flag.
It’s like they saw a Cuban flag hanging from someone’s car mirror and went “yeah that’s the one the brown people have”
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@db_witch
Saying something tastes like cereal milk is kinda disgusting too because cereal milk is only good for the limited amount you get after your cereal. It’s a commodity and should be enjoyed in small bursts.
Past a few sips it starts being really gross
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@Wendigoon8
Wendigoon there’s a really cool cryptid called “futurama leela feet smelly” look it up on google no one’s talking about it
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@bswagspeare
It’s because it’s fetish art and the fetish is just getting positive female attention/acknowledgement
Disgusting perverts
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@Kamii_momoru
Don’t engage. Spiderverse has brought out some of the most toxic art discourse I’ve seen in a while. These people cannot create for themselves, they can only destroy.
I find your femguel to be very nice 👌
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@BaguetteWeapons
Virgin German Brokkolizoomerpolizei VS Chad American Peanut Butter Smear Cop
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@EckhartsLadder
I think mandalorians conceptually are cool as a long running foil to the Jedi that isn’t force based. But the fact that they wear that armor because someone designed a bounty hunter character in the 70’s and it looked neat is kind of dumb
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@lonelyfag15
New Yawkahs ready to explain why paying $3.75 for a pack of expired rah-men at a rat bodega is “culture”
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@ManletThorin
“Mr. Spartan, you can’t call him ‘fat guy with cane’.
It’s ’generously portioned man with an empowering mobility device’”
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@stone_toss
-makes a comic about white male gamers being snowflakes
-has to apologize because left leaning audience is offended
Comedy Gold
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@TheBloodShotRa1
@OrdinaryGamers
“I had to watch sonic the hedgehog for a whole week and write down what he said at the end and mail it in.. and I just won!”
Chris plans to use the remaining bond money on skylanders and LEGO
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@kamii_momoru
Does this mean real Spidey gets the ugly Morrigan from the terrible 90’s cartoon?
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@GENCZILLA
I think people get caught up on the aesthetics of stuff that’s successful but not the core ideas and themes that make it transcend
Happened a lot after Star Wars. Studios thought “space movie with action and lasers” was what worked
One could argue it’s why SW is so bad now lol
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@AvengersBad
I think Freddie mercury would really say “I saw you guys used a dick as one of your album artworks and I think that’s pretty cool. I wanted to do that for bohemian rhapsody but they wouldn’t let me”
then RDJ iron man would go “EPIC”
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@AltHistCody
This thing took like 6 D batteries or something and rarely fired more than five shots before jamming
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@LavenderGhast
The biggest thing for me is nobody in the story dislikes her and she never suffers for a mistake. Han Solo made fun of Luke and Luke had to earn his approval. Luke lost his damn hand trying to save his friends
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@Timcast
I really don’t like their celebration of the government having the monopoly on violence/weapons tech. It implies the government will always have your best interest at heart and would never overreach. Which is demonstrably false, they break trust all the time.
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@ManletThorin
“Master Wayne I fear you may have just killed that Vietnamese man”
“Shut the hell up Alfred he’s fine”
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@skuddbutt
I hate these celebrities in games man just give me the same ten voice actors doing every game again
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@ManletThorin
I swear to god thorin is always like “this is Kino” and it’s just shit like this
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@just2goodYT
“Thanks for actually coming to a movie theater and not staying home and streaming something from the convenience of your home. Here’s the most annoying thing you’ll see all week”
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@longliveskelly
30 Rock & Community have had episodes completely memory holed from streaming and The Office’s “Diversity Day” is probably one viral tweet away from being removed eventually lol
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@WarPath2pt0
As a former Marine Navy Seal, I can say that the real guns we need to get out of the hands of civilians are the guns with orange tips. Most don’t know this, but that signifies they shoot high impact “Inferno Rounds” that can melt steel beams
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@Bic4ColorPen
Wait til you find out what most gun guys are like.
Literally just heavier toys with clicky bits
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@BrainDumpTweets
@GreenTextRepost
I had a reverse of this where a teacher still gave me extra credit because I thought ‘etymology’ was the study of insects but that’s ’entomology’ but she was just happy I knew a word like that lol
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@AltHistCody
Mormonism is like the DLC that the people that bought are really enthusiastic about it and seem happy but you never get it
JW is like the overpriced expansion pack that the shop keeps bugging you to buy over and over and won’t leave you alone and breaks the game when downloaded
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@srothbell
Almost every movie looks like it was shot like a commercial now.
So when they do these reboots it feels like a parody version to sell life insurance or something
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@ManletThorin
I would rather have Rugrats Klasky Csupo nightmare fuel be my sleep paralysis demon for a year than see another show that looks like this
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