@nerdjpg
revolution is when you vote really hard and your opponent realizes the evil of his ways and voluntarily lets go of power saying "thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson" at the end
@whoreby_parker
hitting these two first thing after waking up in the morning, quickly smoking a cigarette, and then hitting the bathroom to take the most wonderful dump while doomscrolling twitter must feel so so good
@ContraPoints
the first and only thing they know about jazz is that it has improvisation, and they think it means jazz is just randomly playing notes without any cohesion, style, or thought at with full disregard of how it sounds
@boneysoups
in all these stories about actors improvising something to get an authentic reaction out of someone, that someone is always a woman. it's like people don't trust that women can act. it's so misogynistic
@airbagged
"its not addictive like alcohol bro, nobody died from overdosing from it unlike alcohol"
potheads after waking up in the morning before going to the bathroom:
short story by delicious tacos
he was a middle-class white guy in his 30s with a bullshit job in late-stage capitalist corporate us
had a date from apps. she had great tits like the pornstars he always watched
got the bitch home drunk. hated her. fuck me, she said, cum ropes
@bybowes
The media landscape is so saturated with the false narratives of "cancel mobs" that people mistake any and all (valid or not) criticism as all out cancellations. This prevents them to take the Ls and just move on, so they hold on to any narrative that validates them
@uncledoomer
@NotABigJerk
haven't we learned that most of the time it's not him who does the compositions with his name on them but his underpaid and overworked assistants who don't get any credit or recognition?
@ch1w33th3d0g
sometimes you just understand what those all religious, all Jesus types meant when they were talking about the importance of forgiveness on the path to healing and redemption
@BirdRespecter
it's because of them, the IT guys, we have computers running everywhere we go. they made the internet we use everyday and got pushed away and scorned at. they need an apology feel appreciated
@GRUGCEL
the real answer: in this photoshoot they are all holding cardboards. they each wrote what they want to change about their bodies or photos and the photographers photoshop what they wanted. i remember Thom's saying "make my eyes the same" and Jonny's "longer fingers" for example
@Watwhy1
he's saying that the studios have a "tight grip" on the creative control and he'd do one only if they'd let him have more say on the final product. he's trying not to sound rude by talking in metaphor and probably don't want the attention he'd get if he said it directly
Aimee Armstrong does not tolerate political violence and condemns this heinous attack on democracy in the strongest terms. She wishes President Donald Trump a speedy recovery and sends his thoughts and prayers to the First Lady Melania Trump, Barron Trump, and all those affected.