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at this point they must realize it's not about the coffee anymore and they just like to play with clicky gadgets
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@nerdjpg
revolution is when you vote really hard and your opponent realizes the evil of his ways and voluntarily lets go of power saying "thank you for teaching me a valuable lesson" at the end
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@thechosenberg
beach bum sounds like they're living their life to the fullest and is really successful if you ask me
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@SxarletRed
is he roleplaying as his own kid? even if he might think it's a cute thing to do his tweets are still so weird
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@sexymigraines
missionary with eye contact while saying i love you and smiling and giggling >>>> all else
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@whoreby_parker
hitting these two first thing after waking up in the morning, quickly smoking a cigarette, and then hitting the bathroom to take the most wonderful dump while doomscrolling twitter must feel so so good
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@lucas_s21122
some men don't deserve to see even a slightest bit of sunshine on god's green earth
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@Munchojosho
there's definitely a great satisfaction of a good "click" providing an audio feedback signaling you're using the gizmo correctly
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@smokeismedicine
It's so funny that this guy has never even set foot on US soil but still posts on US time. Such a pathetic life. So so sad
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@ContraPoints
the first and only thing they know about jazz is that it has improvisation, and they think it means jazz is just randomly playing notes without any cohesion, style, or thought at with full disregard of how it sounds
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ladies, if your man immediately recognizes who this is he's not your man
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@boneysoups
in all these stories about actors improvising something to get an authentic reaction out of someone, that someone is always a woman. it's like people don't trust that women can act. it's so misogynistic
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@tweetsandboobs
just when you think he can't get more divorced, he gets hit with a custody battle
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pariah the doll is so beautiful that even her mirror couldn't take it and broke in front of her ethereal grace
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@airbagged
"its not addictive like alcohol bro, nobody died from overdosing from it unlike alcohol"
potheads after waking up in the morning before going to the bathroom:
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@dklmarxist
He might be an absolute dork to the point of cringe, but I think he's at least geniune and positive, harboring no ill will. I like him
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the pain and anguish I would let this woman inflict upon my body 😭
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short story by delicious tacos
he was a middle-class white guy in his 30s with a bullshit job in late-stage capitalist corporate us
had a date from apps. she had great tits like the pornstars he always watched
got the bitch home drunk. hated her. fuck me, she said, cum ropes
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@bybowes
The media landscape is so saturated with the false narratives of "cancel mobs" that people mistake any and all (valid or not) criticism as all out cancellations. This prevents them to take the Ls and just move on, so they hold on to any narrative that validates them
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@NoahRenne
no. and no shade to the guys doing these. more power to them to do whatever they like and think it's fun. i just stated my opinion
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@dklmarxist
It's so weird that one of them was in Succession and her character's name was Cumflower or something
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@uncledoomer
@NotABigJerk
haven't we learned that most of the time it's not him who does the compositions with his name on them but his underpaid and overworked assistants who don't get any credit or recognition?
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@stevanzetti
I bet he's still gonna tweet something like "daily active users are at an all time high 🤣🚀🔥" in a few days
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Happy 4th of July to all the gorgeous, gorgeous women of the USA 🫡🎇🎆🇺🇸
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pariah the doll looks so so cute when she's this jovial and cheerful 🥰🥰💞
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@ch1w33th3d0g
sometimes you just understand what those all religious, all Jesus types meant when they were talking about the importance of forgiveness on the path to healing and redemption
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@BirdRespecter
it's because of them, the IT guys, we have computers running everywhere we go. they made the internet we use everyday and got pushed away and scorned at. they need an apology feel appreciated
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Scarecrow and the Tin Man when the Cowardly Lion tries to join the group:
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my iphone is making collages of pariah the doll, okay....
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@ZeroSuitCamus
@thefemiurge
me at the surgeon's office fifth time this year:
"not enough! make it SHORTER!!!"
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@GRUGCEL
the real answer: in this photoshoot they are all holding cardboards. they each wrote what they want to change about their bodies or photos and the photographers photoshop what they wanted. i remember Thom's saying "make my eyes the same" and Jonny's "longer fingers" for example
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@Watwhy1
he's saying that the studios have a "tight grip" on the creative control and he'd do one only if they'd let him have more say on the final product. he's trying not to sound rude by talking in metaphor and probably don't want the attention he'd get if he said it directly
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Aimee Armstrong does not tolerate political violence and condemns this heinous attack on democracy in the strongest terms. She wishes President Donald Trump a speedy recovery and sends his thoughts and prayers to the First Lady Melania Trump, Barron Trump, and all those affected.
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i was between 2 and 5 but I'm now confident with going with 2. easy
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JD, what the fuck?!!!
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@twinkophrenia
I would bet a million dollars that in that enormous backpack he has a copy of Art of War by Sun Tzu
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pariah the doll just initiated the cowgirl summer 🤠👢☀️
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@RadishHarmers
totally took me out of the immersion. couldn't focus on anything happening in the movie after that point. was about to walk out
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