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@Grimeandreason
@halogen1048576
If it's so fascist, how come I'm not being paid gold to teach people like you respect for your betters?
The police department keeps telling me they don't have money for a professional torturer, what sort of fascism is that, I ask you? I volunteer of course, but I long to go pro
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@jdcmedlock
Tbh, bro, these statistics should immediately set of warning bells. Those are MASSIVE drops without, to my knowledge, any corresponding massive shift in any other factor. Changes like that scream "definition change" or "reporting change" or "cherrypicked data"
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@Aku_700
@iamyesyouareno
Why should it take courage to say it in front of black people? Are you saying they'll viciously assault her for making an incorrect noise?
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@CoreyAtad
*man in his 80s almost in tears repeating an anecdote from his childhood*
Anderson: "Did what she said stay with you?"
C'mon man...
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@krishnanrohit
Yeah, everyone knows how modern laptops, with their (low end) 500gb SSD harddrives, need you to delete the 2mb drafts.
This guy is full of it. I dont think I have ever deleted a draft of a paper and I graduated in 2006. I could probably access all my papers today if I looked.
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@AVeryBlueYoshi
@LayzeyHayley
@headfallsoff
@Luke_Guysucker
@gr8jobjeremy
"assholes, all the Skywalkers are. Sick of this shit, I am. Next time, planet with decent bar on it I will pick."
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@DieLorel31
@Italian347
Your parents will put your real name on your tombstone after you ACK
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@0xAlaric
This is also the lesson of Mafias. Mafia guys aren't ripped black belts. They're just willing to go to extreme violence way before anyone else.
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@brokenbrydge
@Shtoopsed
@antitractionist
@headfallsoff
"uhhnggghhh I'm spraying you with my Green Electric Judgement."
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@bryancsk
@vandeTreede
The Holocaust as it is typically understood didn't start until 1942. The Germans were obviously very anti semetic before that, but the focus was on expulsion rather than execution
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@MailOnline
Western hemisphere? Arguably the world. Worst people on earth
Maybe one of those pederastic guinea tribes is worse but....
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@airbagged
Yes the guy with infinite money and coaches for decades is better at running the range than the kid?
How many bodies does Keanu have irl?
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@lporiginalg
Fun fact. Rap is one of the most common and popular American exports. People in the Philippines and Kyrgyzstan have no social context for most of it
So across the world, a popular greeting among The Youth is "VATZ UP MAH NIGGAZ"
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@madeleinewintr
What it captures better than any other media I've ever seen is what it would MEAN to live in a pagan culture where humility wasn't a virtue, violence wasn't automatically evil, and everything was slightly haunted.
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@AbsurdlyN
@_parttimerobot
@rowenavart
@headfallsoff
A Jizz cover of "Free Bird" blaring as Yoda rides the death star into palpatine's palace
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@jdcmedlock
Didn't crime drop during lockdown, for moderately obvious reasons? It also doesn't help that this doesn't show 25% compared to what.
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@TrueMetis
@IRHotTakes
Especially in a world with heroin, how far into a zombie movie would you have to be before you realized it was a zombie movie?
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@thenanistate
In based world, there's a great SNL skit where Epstein (played by Alec "Yes I did it and she deserved to die" Baldwin) has to explain to his new purple haired intern why he doesn't want Leslie Jones
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@miriam_cates
Yes Karen, we're aware that you want to arrest us for saying things you disagree with.
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@barbaricvitalsm
The military will teach you small unit tactics, weapons handling, feed you, work you out, give you access to much low tier puss, all for decent money.
You come out vet, get salutes from boomers, preferential hiring, free collitch. They give you cool reading list even
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@equalityAlec
Do they possess drugs and are they trespassing?
Sounds like they're being used to catch criminals and prove cops are mostly pretty good
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@untitleduser
@theaskanison
Robin hood is not a dour character, he laughs and jests and quaffs and japes. He didn't play it as a self aware "aren't we silly" type thing like he's on SNL. He played it as though Robin of Locksley found himself in a strange, whimsical, adventure.
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@RedhammerStop
@OfficerbenTOPO
@cb311618
@DanielB96029637
Look son, once, 47 years ago, someone looked sideways at a cop and survived, now every officer has to be ready to mag dump at a moments notice. You couldn't do their job! They have to occasionally be yelled at!
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@SurlyWanderer
@memeticsisyphus
@InnerDelicious
@CameronCorduroy
Lmao are you some sort of maximalist blank slatist? The vast majority of who you are is genetic. Nurture is a hilariously weak effect.
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@alz_zyd_
Actual effective altruism: a foundation to figure out how to word real word mathematical issues in a way that Tao finds intriguing and drop them into his life organically.
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@SaintLaurant
@kylegriffin1
Oh please. Presidents go to random small towns all the time. The mayor is just running scared his grift will be exposed
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@dialectical_p
My favorite part is where they draw her making the one face she never made, a normal one
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@StockPrinter
@alz_zyd_
Everything is useless until it isnt. Heisenberg famously was able to jump ahead a lot in quantum theory because Max Born had happened to take a class on an obscure type of math called Matrices and it applied perfectly to what they were doing
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@memeticsisyphus
@AnimalLawyers4u
Watching lawyers do the "I'm not touching youuuuu" dance to pretend they aren't just lying by any normal human standard is amazing.
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@NewAtlantisSun
Also funny: girl dressed as boy, other boy falls in love?? with her and is horrified. Extremely good stuff.
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@HughHoult
@Hammancheez
Ok. So that's 1 min per PC. 50,000 minutes = 833 hours = 20 work weeks (40 hr weeks). All of which requires being able to physically touch the machines.
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@frozenagitation
Why do gay leftoids like Nate get so worked up over such a minor nuisance as George Floyd. The family will get a payoff from the city and really, you shouldn't pass counterfeit money anyways
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@AcidSilver1
@BrakelsRonald
True, but this guy is some sort of big dick officer on the fuckin DEATH STAR. That would be like finding out that the XO on the USS Enterprise was convinced navy seals were a myth we made up to scare al qaeda. This guy should have personally known jedi.
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@skooookum
The terrible truth is that the small focused subreddits have pretty good advice on their area of expertise
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@VDAREJamesK
To be serious for a second: powerful men of that generation did trillions in business on the gold course, and "lying about your handicap" is a very real and shameful thing. A strong indicator of character.
So yes he probably is actually mad about it.
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@Faustwasright_
@Jbn3ex
The self loathing means they fuck like an unbalanced V8 and they have good food in their fridge. It's a good life....if you're strong enough
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@jeremiahmeaney
@TheTumboy
One of the tacitly unspoken problems with getting hobos off needle drugs is the sort of people who do needle drugs in twenty fuckin twenty four are really, really, really, stupid.
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@dicktowel_com
@ArinMyths
@SomethinSlix
@son_ofa_car
@BlackRedGuard1
We have plenty of places we don't persue minor crimes
They're called ghettos
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@dyl__ans
Neat. So we can blow up the Kaaba, right?
How about burn a pile of torahs? Or how about, say....do a burnout on a pride flag crosswalk?
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@ShitpostRock
A saucy wife to furnish me with sons and bring me ye flagon with ale brimming at the end of days long labours, what more could I ask
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@madeleinewintr
They have moral crises but they're somewhat alien to us, while ignoring-not even justifying, just absolutely blind to-things we would consider monstrous evil
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@spiderhyphenid
@palecarnagemist
@sweatermuppet
Thanks for your input, Hamas supporting transsexual.
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@JoePostingg
The problem is that this was a dork comic about being angry about video games and then he suddenly drops this SUPER CEREAL comic out of nowhere
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@mostidas
@memeticsisyphus
If u fat, u eat 2 much.
If u eat 2 much, u not starve.
If u not starve, ur needs are met
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@CJFerguson1111
@sethclark
@PadingtonHerbet
@oconnor663
@AlexGodofsky
@RiverTamYDN
Leftists use words the way small children do. "Conservative" just maps to "bad thing". What he means is that academia has not immediately fulfilled his every conceivable desire without effort, and is therefore "conservative"
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@LapisRobustus
"See what I mean", "in this moment I am enlightened", "fedora shrek"...atheists just getting btfo for years now.
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@SaysSimulation
There are actually a lot of very intellectual liberal people who get all their news from NPR on their morning commute, and their viewpoints from NYT bestsellers with blurbs from Walter Isaacson
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@AStratelates
One of the saddest things I ever read was one of those Clickbait articles. It was about a dying young woman who wrote a letter of what she wanted the world to know.
It was the most banal lib cliches. Imagine dying and your last thoughts are "I wish I'd stopped to smell the roses
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@memeticsisyphus
There's a pretty good xkcd for this
The average gay assumes normal people do a LITTLE unprotected group chem sex.
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@ryanthehate
@memeticsisyphus
Was she raped?
If not, then she offered sexual favors in exchange for political benefits to someone offering political benefits in exchange for sexual favors.
Its a transaction. You're saying that exchanging money for an orange is separate from exchanging an orange for money.
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@nealjclark1
@lmrwanda
Ah yes, "I physically damage my body in exchange for tokens of value, therefore I have moral superiority". Gotta say, it's a charmingly convenient delusion for those of us good at generating tokens of value.
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@garykoepnick
@KingOfSalt4
@JDVance
Well...the slaughtering you just mentioned seems pretty uncivilized
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@hbalien
@wanyeburkett
9/11 was understood as attacks on the population at large and not just someone extremely mad at JP Morgan. As an act of war that was then responsed to in kind. That's how wars....work. you don't get to pick and choose which parts of the war you're responsible for.
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@pushforgorilla
@MalotteMartin
@mauddweeb
That's fine. I'm pretty indifferent to both sides.
If however, you launch a raid into your powerful enemies territory, steal his women and kill his warriors, it seems pretty bitchy to cry when he launches raids into yours. Heck, Israel didn't even take their women!
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@drbillsz
@memeticsisyphus
@chatsh3
@CameronCorduroy
Ok I'll bite.
I DO NOT HAVE 11 MILLION DOLLARS what is your very special point you want to make.
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@a802785478096
@krishnanrohit
He's very clearly lying. We didn't delete old drafts in *2002* because who cares they take up no space
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@tulpapilled
Oh it's worse. He creates multiple coexistant copies of himself with one dedicated specifically to spending time with her, but the she sees the others and gets mad that she's only getting a normal human amount of attention and not the full attention of every aspect of a god.
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@memeticsisyphus
Credit cards are mostly a post internet phenomenon because they can instantly check your credit over the telephone line.
Before that they were only issued to people for whom having the card was a commentary on their ability to pay
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@eigenrobot
My favorite comment was the one where the guy said we shouldn't compare EVIL things, like asking questions about transsexuality dogma, to merely controversial things, like gain of function research
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@meatballguv
@JDVance
Yeah a guy who pays welders 16/he and then undercuts them with immigrants dumped on their town should be threatened.
Maybe don't be an entire piece of shit
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@drbillsz
@memeticsisyphus
@chatsh3
@CameronCorduroy
The royal succession civil wars of 1824?
Damn son, surely they are least taught you a little history in the course of getting a PhD
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@notnemmmo
@SirSardonic
@wanyeburkett
In general, if you are on top of a bunch of hostages and not actively involved in un-hostaging them, a lot of complicity is assumed.
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@chiweethedog
I think it's because vegetables toppings are improved with the grease from the cheese, while meat just adds to it
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@TND_nword
@plzbepatient
It's not free money.
It's exchanging money for your soul. Fiat currency in exchange for making you a thief? What a great bargain the devil struck.
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@PoopCrimes
@conan_esq
@captivedreamer7
Yeah its weird, it's just tons of zoomers joking about slurs
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@VDAREJamesK
Country blacks are essentially a different species. See also army blacks.
@R1b11B
back me up here.
The deep south has always had more or less default intermingling at the bottom. Hispanics fit right in there these days.
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@kymeriandawn
Poors are poors. Theft is in their blood. They were born to be whipped.
Even a destitute gentleman is still a gentleman
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@grecian_the
@Read_Acted
To be entirely fair (undeserved) this is a remnant from the days of actual community, when you cared to hear what your neighbors thought. Like how the biggest whores will gush the loudest over a baby, the denial of the natural impulse leads to more and more desperate expression.
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@notnemmmo
@SirSardonic
@wanyeburkett
"but officer I had no idea my roommates were selling cocaine" yeah ok pal.
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@AshNicholsArt
Hmmm the beast in me hates things that look different and wants to destroy them
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@memeticsisyphus
@AnimalLawyers4u
If the profession had any of dignity they'd say "my job is to defend my client even if I know for a fact he's guilty. This is an important but somewhat unpleasant job, like being a proctologist and is the price of liberty. If you don't like it, pay me better to be a prosecutor"
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@himedzhosh14141
@headfallsoff
It's also funny that han essentially has a heavily armed drag racer Mack truck
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@whittomd
@memeticsisyphus
I'm not much of a grammerian, but something about the construction "deem as knowledge" is the perfect "stupid person trying to sound smart" phrase
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@Paulie_TE
@memeticsisyphus
People care about the law so much they don't realize cyclists deserve to be hit
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@lmrwanda
One of the greatest psyops of all time is "REAL men do arduous labor with long term negative effect on their health.". Everyone knows human worth is defined by how difficult it is to close your hand all the way at age 45
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@Howlingmutant0
@CodyBigSpoon
I love it when they have a PFP. This pallid, doughy man desperately hanging on to a youthful haircut and using the word chud is bad at reading comprehension. Imagine all that student debt just to be bad at reading comprehension
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@rbowr17
@eigenrobot
The president and frontrunner being replaced 4 months before the election, 2 before the convention, and probably getting 25thed is the sort of situation that is actually pretty good for his opponent
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@CuteBrute718
@memeticsisyphus
@_carmen_dioxide
The salient fact that you people never get is that these DONT HAPPEN.
If I paid more for public schools and got good schools, I'd be happy. Instead we pay more and more for schools, and we get *worse schools*
THE ROAD TO HELL IS PAVED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS
Read that again
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@reformedbear25
@eigenrobot
One of those small towns of 50k people in Ohio with twenty thousand spare jobs. You see em all the time
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