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....โก,๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ๐ป๐ฎ๐บ๐ธ๐โญ๐ช๏ธ Pronous we/us Informed Consent Living on an ultralight beam. Holla for a followback. (or interact or give lots of likes)
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everyone just needs to stop tweeting bad stuff and to only make tweets that are so uplifting and healing that they heal everyone in the world until it is perfect. easy peasy.
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when @shoe0nhead said not big brother state not nanny state but sugar daddy state it sounded alright.
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If whales weighed the same but with 1000x the volume so that they float in the air, (about 1000 ft long), they would have to eat land animals and would be very scary.
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@owenbroadcast The thin line between being observant, open-minded, and curious or being an insane person, is sometimes as simple as whether you decide to open random doors and walk upstairs.
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@thechosenberg @catpoopburglar Imustnotregret.Regretisthemind-killer.Regretisthelittle-deaththatbringstotalobliteration.Iwillfacemyregret.Iwill permitittopassovermeandthroughme.Andwhenithasgone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.Where the regret has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.".
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@owenbroadcast @DoeRayLove if there is really secret history it makes sense that some older travelling circuses would keep it alive. i was on a cargo ship transporting a carnival and a carney told me how the oceans rise and fall every several thousand years and old famillies play Civilizations wit nations.
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@CityBureaucrat the reason they are fighting around the powerplant is it reminds them of a good counterstrike map.
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So uh if your gonna make a water powered car, dont tell anyone?.
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@MarinaMedvin If you were pregnant and your wmployer threatened to fire you if you didnt get the vaccinw you should sue flr millions.
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@sliccardo @MichaelLovejoy_ If you give everyone concealed.csrry permits gun violence will probably go down.
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Hot take, inheritances should be doubled by the government.
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@ChefGruel I feel like whatever paper published that article yesterday should be cancelled. Bankrupted and sold for scrap.
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obvious cover story for when ice pixies steal the apples and leave these in exchange.
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@johnniac3 @myunclesmemes But a similar situation exists there where if everyone got 10 million, 10 million would be worth a lot less.
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@charlieyyxy @lilmizstrange @NextLevelLuis @HilaryDuff was he paparazzi? seemed like just a guy practicing photography. but yeah I was feeling like deleting my tweet and avoiding is whole seen, seems no good all around. But one guy is taking pics at the park and one lady is recording a video and threatening a man w/ a 15m fan army.
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@ScottAdamsSays Thats gotta leave an impression, the dude announces the death of thier leader then gets blown up.
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If god came down to you and made you know he was god and that the galaxy and the whole universe except the earth was dead. And he offered you a button that would populate the galaxy in the style of Warhammer 40k, and that this was humanities one and only chance for aliens.
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@charlieyyxy @lilmizstrange @NextLevelLuis @HilaryDuff its silly tho cause she is the creep in this.
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@FrankFigliuzzi1 @Snowden says the guy working at nbc who was exposed for his unconstitutional illegal acclivity by a patriot who got locked up for it.
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@iskand_A @Rainmaker1973 it would be funny if he sorta learned how to pronounce the words phonetically and he spoke pretend french that was justa bunch of random french words in random order.
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@Zennistrad @eigenrobot @creeptwin Not to put words inbhis mouth but i think his point is that kids are dumb and dont know what they want.
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Reverse rokos basilisk. A depressed super ai has the ability to time travel or otherwise manipulate the past and wants to use the power to stop itself from being created but fate has other plans.
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@elysian404a @owenbroadcast @DoeRayLove Yeah im not saying that dudes story is cause his travelling circus goes back thousands of years of oral history, that was just where i got the idea and i think its an interesting story. I wasnt working on the ship just ended up on a cargo ferry the one time.
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@KNeferhetep I feel like one of the biggest tricks of public education is getting people to think things happen by "movements" and "group dynamics" and "social forces" . big things out of people control, instead of a bunch of plans set in motion by passionate individuals n groups o friends.
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@thechosenberg @eigenrobot But they wanted to give the money to Elon, but are being forced to pay it to the lawyers who were fighting them instead. The judge says 56 billion is unreasonable for building a trillion dollar company but totally fair to give 6 billion to a few lawyers for a few weeks of work?.
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@nondualrandy @22centurycrypto @urbanarson @asstoshi I bet a lot more peopl can start making money doing journalism on twetch.
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being on Twitter is like living in the USSR and havening your friends randomly get disappeared by the KGB.
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@Antoonyekungwu2 @jibaritito @fasc1nate Room next door had the ceiling eemoved to acomodate the giraffe.
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hey guys, its my birthday. I posted a GIF about it but nobody said happy birthday. so uh, say happy birthday. im 30 fucking five now.
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@disgaealikerasa @MaxTheGod25 @pinkyculture @ShredderSnarf @ReviewsPossum @wwarrior_1 And they are getting ready to cancel orwell.
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@reality__gamer @totallyXnobody @joeviewtiful22 Do people identify as remote control cars and such too?.
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Imagine getting outta prison and immediatly being successful in the hippest new arena and you pick a fight with some kid anon and dox him for 10 or 20k but then you realize the kid works for the company that travelled backwards through time to make the 21e8 block, a magician.
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@VeraMistral @CurtisScoon Its too much, you are way to cynical and lacking respect for healthy people having intellectual relationships, and not valueing enough the value adding aspect of talking to someone fundamentally different from oneself (via gender).
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twitter is gay and this is a good tweet I am retweeting.
They're not "vaccine passports," they're movement licenses. It's not a vaccine, it's experimental gene therapy. "Lockdown" is at best completely pointless universal medical isolation and at worst ubiquitous public incarceration. Call things what they are, not their euphemisms.
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@alexandrosM no way does almost half jump and then the last 2 to make half are like sorry bros.
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Anti teachers unions where students po money to get bad teachers fired.
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The existance of a conspiracy implies the existance of a prospiracy.
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@awstar11 @sameerMohan2 Also they dont deny spying on him they deny targetting him and planning to grt him kicked off the air. Leaves a lot of room for what they arnt denying.
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@MarkChangizi being on twitter is like living in the USSR and having your friends keep getting vanished by the KGB.
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I had heard germans were efficient but now i really believe it. "Thousands of German farmers drive tractors to Berlin in protest of new policies"
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In 2027 news of martians leads to the catholic church commiting 20 trillion dollars to prostelatize mars.
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How sure do you have to be that a woman is pregnant and not fat to comment?.
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@selentelechia @MorlockP i think the one wank rule seems pretty fair but id put years of gay sex fantasies as ranking gayer than a hypothetical single wank gay.
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@OrwellNGoode America should ship England a million or more of our guns so they can save themselves.
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