Joe Viewtiful
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Joe Viewtiful recommends: F-Zero X. F-Zero is a one of a kind franchise with unique aesthetics and gameplay that future proofs it more than the usual racing series, in a genre that is often more iterative than most other game genres.
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"You thought I'd forgotten?"
"..."
"That day at the pool?"
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The whole rhetorical mechanism of "punching up/down" is one of the least funny concepts ever promoted because it reduces something which is supposed to feel visceral and intuitive to a form of activist labor in service of the most frigid and status insecure
There’s never been such a thing as “conservative comedy” lol
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Once you discover voice physiognomy it saves you so much time. You only need to hear their voice in the first 30 seconds and you'll already know everything they have to say for the rest of the video
Video essayists when they see a cool side quest where you kill criminal scum
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The autogynophiliac equivalent of the breakfast question is their struggle to distinguish self-identity from external images, so they fail to understand that the image is meant for the entertainment of the audience and not for them to identify as.
The idea of Lollipop Chainsaw being for men is crazy because I don't know too many cis straight men who would say "yes, this is my aesthetic"
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Not gonna lie there is a sort of justice to these events because you know the developers of these robots were gay nerds who thought they could invent clever solutions to avoid dealing with demographic decline and seeing their cute workarounds fail is a kind of satisfaction.
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In a couple decades every other unskilled labor position will be filled with talented and naturally gifted men like this. Because our institutions are cultivated with the explicit intent to exclude naturally gifted men who don't have a shopping list of fake interests and causes.
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It's often said that Hollywood remakes its old movies because it has run out of ideas, but they are also revising all of these films because our culture has been subject to a rapid transformation, one which is incompatible with most of it's classic works. 1/
So now, instead of Pinocchio being naive and lacking moral guidance— which is the entire point of his character— it's now framed like he had no choice but to take Honest John's offer and join Stromboli's show because the option to go to school was taken from him.
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Why was the Uvalde response so different to Nashville can someone help me out here
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They spent over 30 years attacking anyone who engaged in this rhetoric and now they want to collect on a currency of sympathy that they've completely burned up
'We will not be having our jobs taken away and given to robots’: Emmy-winning 'Breaking Bad' actor Bryan Cranston rallied a crowd of striking Hollywood actors in New York with comments directed at Walt Disney Chief Executive Bob Iger
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Saving Private Ryan is one of those movies that becomes more cartoonish the more you look at it and you realize was nearly entirely propped up by mass social phenomena.
It was basically The Ten Commandments for the newly developing religion
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@ZeroTwoMexicana
When they say "punch nazis" they mean ganging up 20-1 on old boomers wearing MAGA hats
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Sam Hyde's crime was being funny without defaulting to the self-effacing groveling routine that every male comic reflexively adopts to stay non-threatening to taste makers.
It was over when they sent journalists after him. No amount of shucking and jiving would have saved him
Sam Hyde ruined a decade long tradition of basically any guy with a little bit of clout being able to get an adult swim show
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It's an interesting window into the mind of the modern feminist in that they literally view every aspect of masculinity offensive
My favorite part of the movie is when
@RyanGosling
“Ken” becomes self-aware and learns about patriarchy. Lol
#Barbie
#BarbieMovie
#BarbieTheMovie
#Kencel
#RyanGosling
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"what if a heterosexual male were to enjoy the images of an adult female without seeing themselves as the female"
"I don't understand, the character is a female"
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Consider for a moment that the people who compile these lists have virtually no object/self distinction and need everything they do and interactive with to point to and validate the decisions they've made to avoid dealing with the magnitude of what they've done to themselves
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If you saw this question as a child and unironically felt like it was an existential question about your being and not a matter of fact request for your biological sex you basically failed a mirror test which is something that even a magpie can pass
“Why are pronoun options a thing now??? Ugh I hate these ‘woke’ games 😒”
Games 22 years ago:
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Red Dead Redemption 2 did not get nearly enough of a beating on here for being Yellowstone for the young adult male audience to Yellowstone's boomer demographic
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I don't think these people realize how many already live without zogslop and can do so indefinitely. This is a dare only to trash TV addicts
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@CannotHaveSex
There are armies of 3rd world serfs working in these metropolises whose main job is to cushion and enable the lifestyles of millions of girlbosses doing email work.
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This is unprecedented, I don't think I've ever had something offered on a plate like this to me before
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There's just something so cool about being a dude who's only gimmick is being really good with a sword
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Children's entertainment from the last 15 years is so gross because they don't even pretend to try to give them a taste of anything ineffable or sincere it's just apathetic soviet tier propaganda that you blast at them in the same way you pump farm animals with antibiotics
Weird example of pop retrofitting history, but: the rainbow flag symbol wasn't adopted by gays until 1994, and even then not universally, just in niche activist circles. And in 2001 was literally nowhere among normal people.
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Some games are starting to look like this because they're competing with not just other video games but people who might 50/50 watch some episodes on Netflix instead and media is fusing together into this universal content slurry for an all purpose consumer.
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Leftists are never a fan of anything more than they are of their own leftism. Their sterile religion takes precedence over all else. When a Leftist tells you they're into 40k etc it means they're there to police and be a hall monitor towards everyone else involved
A few public lobby experiences have convinced me this ought to be said
#HelldiversII
#HellDivers
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"You can't make fun of that, didn't you consult you the victim hierarchy? That's a marginalized group my dude"
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Damn that's crazy you post the theory and the examples just manifest themselves
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@shackle_ton
It's not even an inconsistency. Why would it be assumed that anyone gets to ride magical or flying creatures. Those things would be gatekept hard by whoever is in charge. Peasants are not going to get to ride gryphons lol
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Something that's about to occur more frequently is that people's "current thing" hard drives are about to fill up and you're going to be seeing people continue to signal expired social trends as they transform into human sediment dates for various viral astroturfs
I've been bedbound since January with long Covid, but I still love to dress up for Halloween. So my husband made me this costume (posted by Kyle, the husband.)
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Nothing cements video games as an unserious medium more than the normalization of revising the graphics and assets of classic games in order for them to be palatable to modern audiences
Clock Tower - LRG3 Announcement Video
"new features like an animated intro, motion-comic cutscenes, theme song by Mary McGlynn, and more"
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Zoomers in disbelief and jealousy that other people know how to navigate a file system that lets them play games for free with the click of a few links drives them to want to see no one else have those advantages over them
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I don't think it's a coincidence that the story is about men dying for a press story. The movie is ultimately on par with a Marvel movie in moral complexity and an ode to pointless death as the highest calling for Americans. It is one of the pillars of the modern civil religion.
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I was just poasting at first but I think we've might have made a breakthrough on some of the causes behind the transsexual phenomena. There appears to be a genuine breakdown in the object-self distinction happening, would like to hear from the experts on this
@0x49fa98
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A myth that persists about the original Zelda is that it just drops you in the world and leaves you on your own. In reality, the game is designed with the assumption that you have access to the manual and map that came with the cartridge and points you to the first few dungeons
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All of the most intelligent men in America are playing D&D, documenting changes in anime translations and creating tool-assisted speedruns
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The next phase of history begins when this opportunistic victimization loses all power and you can take these people up on their offer every time they offer their neck and that returns to the expected outcome
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It's interesting how once you acquire "media literacy" every story ever written has the same moral and message
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If you ever start to feel bad for the people on the other end of the controller just remember that they looked at the state of their city and said "I can find ways to make people tolerate this more"
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As the years advance and the culture accelerates even further, even the most benign aspects of older media becomes increasingly untenable. Even the most seemingly innocuous classic movies become inforhazards to our current framework
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These movies are intentionally named identically to the originals so that they will have algorithmic priority, and the distinction of the classics will be left only to an eventually opinionated minority as 'content' platforms dictate the entire cultural intake of future audiences
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Saw the Glass Onion with the family the other day: Thought I was going to get a puzzle box mystery and ended up getting a thinly veiled revenge fantasy about an angry black woman smashing a bunch of things at psuedo-Elon Musk's house.
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One should view these people as protective garden gnomes who represent the general health of your hobby. If your favorite hobby or pastime hasn't been completely shredded yet it's probably because this guy is still holding his post somewhere within it.
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I'll go on a limb for my autist bros and say that while the "prison abolition" voice and the "soft spoken autistic obsessive" voice can sound somewhat similar there is a world's difference in their content and when you can detect the obsessive you know it's going to be good
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Eventually leftists won't even bother with filming a movie. They'll just sit the film director in front of a white screen telling the audience what they're supposed to believe and they can finally be free of the meddling audience intuition towards certain themes and motifs
For anyone that still thinks Paul’s rise to power in DUNE is up for interpretation… here’s Denis setting the record straight.
He rewrote Chani to basically spoon feed the audience that “Paul is bad” - but it’s quite clear a lot of DUNE fans think he’s still like Luke
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>when you think Hollywood is just being lazy when they create a bunch of remakes of older classics with identical titles but actually they're creating replicas to take the place of all these beloved works
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Each year shooters become a little more decontextualized. A collection of symbols and shapes increasingly divorced from their original meaning until they are reduced to a sensual stream of dopamine signifiers
Halo Infinite update is a GAME CHANGER.
SO many ways to use this new movement:
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They know of course that there is a legion of loyal fans who will loudly criticize and call to reject these replica movies, but these movies aren't being made for any current audience. Their job is to pad the algorithms of content platforms for audiences yet to even be born
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"Conservatives" (Daily Wire etc) genuinely aren't funny because they pussyfoot around punching down proper and punch sideways at safe targets, which is the least funny comedy of all
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Ironycels will never be as funny or counter-culture as when Hyde told society's designated hall monitors to eat shit. They can bloviate about biting commentary but they will never threaten any sacred cows like Sam did and go out standing.
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But a reason that becomes more apparent with time and with the influx of more movies similar to it is because they wanted to created a copy cat movie that completely contradicted the ethos of the original movie
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They were never going to let a show like World Peace be in a post-2016 world where every company was in "do something" mode. Being funny without relying on ironic detached humor and shit lazy animation was only rocking the boat in a way they couldn't tolerate
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In fact if they were ever to get these bots to be failure proof they'd declare the whole situation "solved" and denounce you as an evil person person for not wanting to live in a cell waiting for zogchow bot to deliver your feed
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Increasingly clear that leftist believe there is only one Narrative in all art. Education involves training people into extracting the Narrative like a game of madlibs. If extracting the Narrative is not possible, it becomes bad art
How DOOM has such a right wing fanbase I will never understand.
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You are a groupie with an inflated ego. Your career revolves around sitting on Sam's left and waiting for approval or disapproval cues
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Napoleon is leftist historiography laid bare. The reduction of all history to a function of orifices and petty grievances.
It is also the Anti-blockbuster. A movie designed to punish anyone who seeks entertainment in anything tangentially related to European history
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The Ghostbusters remake was a good example of this. A lot of the reasons people gave for why that was made like it were reasons like stilted corporate culture, tastes of the director etc
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@MysteryGrove
I didn't think my hate for journalists could grow any further but I guess we all learn something about ourselves
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@Tweetophon
@EuroHegemonist
Hooking everything into the internet really did make it all worse.
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Should have called that shit Time Traveling Feminist Cowboys because that's a more believable premise than what they tried to sell in that game
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Gen Z is a generation of snitches and hall monitors. The teacher's pet was the most any of you could aspire to be. None of you would know comradery even if it dropped on your head
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@Boo_urns357
The people who use pics like these as emotional bludgeons for environmentalism inevitably all live in concrete urban hellscapes and have a Disney like understanding and relationship to nature.
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Part of the fear of AI comes from the unspeakable suspicion that your ideas are not nearly as esoteric and irreplaceable as you'd like to think and that the computational equivalent of a calculator solving 2+2 at 1000x speed can summarize your gimmick with remarkable ease
The story behind this painting is so sad! 😢
Now using AI we can complete what he couldn't finish! ❤️
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@TommyCarbon
When they say " write something controversial" they mean to draw within the dotted line of progress morality
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The joke doesn't land because it's pussyfooting and building up for 30 seconds to something which is only mildly edgy and used to be a standard feature in games 20 years ago. It's like when a leftist submits an essay before making an ethnic joke.
It looks like High on Life isn't afraid to cross the line of video game decency.
#gamescom2022
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the question of "is it gay to play as a girl in mass effect"/"If I have to look at the ass all day" broke a lot of people
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Do these people know why they hate Shinzo Abe or is it all leftist cattle stampeding
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Spiritually AI generated video game, complete with HR safety parameter approved character aesthetics and banter
Even more footage from THE BEST BOSS BATTLE OF THE PS5/XBOX SERIES X GENERATION(aka 9th gen)!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
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You laugh but this is the working premise behind Sony's current game production model.
"Games you can play in front of your judgmental fat girlfriend"
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Leftists really think the proper way to play a game like Halo is as a tragic meta-commentary where you feel sad while playing the whole time that you have to stick plasma grenades on grunts and watch them flail around before exploding
Halo "fans" joining the ranks of 40k "fans" and Starship Trooper "fans" in embracing "alien genocide good" despite that being the exact opposite theme of the series they claim to like.
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A black man in Japan is not believable for the same reason that Odysseus strapping a bag of wind to his boat is still believable within the context of that narrative but Penelope starting a business as a blacksmith in her husband's absence is not
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Why does no one in the games industry seem to possess the titanic super power of ignoring random comments from gay furry communist pfps
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The reaction to the Persona 3 remaster from zoomers show that they are not really opposed to playing old games but resistant to playing something that isn't part of the present zeitgeist because they would risk missing out on the social clubs that form around contemporary trends
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One of the less mentioned side effects of gamergate was how it became standard not just in games but in all Western media press to tell "bros and fanboys" (people most likely to buy what you're selling) to eat shit as a moral signal.
#TrueDetectiveNightCountry
boss Issa López says “the bros and hardcore fanboys of [Season 1] have made it a mission to drag the rating down, and it’s kind of sad."
"So, if you liked last night’s [episode] and have a Rotten Tomatoes account, maybe head over there and leave an
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I've watched less and less Hollywood movies every year for a long time now but it continues to amaze me how depraved the average movie is now and how it's becoming increasingly difficult to just find a movie that isn't the director's bile vomited onto a commercial product.
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They never advance beyond this recurring accusation because their conditioned to expect an institution to take care of the rest or for the target to sputter and apologize, oblivious to their ow ideology's relationship to power, never noticing that their accusation is a threat
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It'll never not crack me up that pop culture somehow decided she can never wield two pistols again because the toxic male gaze was imbued in it so they just gave her the YA bow
'TOMB RAIDER: THE LEGEND OF LARA CROFT' writer, showrunner, and EP Tasha Huo on the upcoming anime series:
"Lara Croft doesn't just go to a new temple each week but goes through a character-driven emotional story, and that excited me the most."
(via: )
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When people ask "why isn't there more right wing art" they need to realize that most people don't want to see more movies like Sound of Freedom they want to see things like Mission Impossible but with their values implicitly running in the background
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@NuclearBeacon
the people who were arguing that people cant tell the difference between video games and real life were not asking us, they were telling us
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Leftists love taking their poli science degrees to beat down random white normies in public but if you went and did this with their "uneducated" voter reserve it would be considered cruel and racist and consist of asking them things like if they know their own street address
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Interesting idea. I have this engineering idea for a more simplified blueprint. It's a gun like mechanism and you hold it in your hand, no additional machinery needed
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@DSACostanza
They mummified her face. They've also made all the other characters more haggardly looking to fit with the ugly aesthetics of TLOU2
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@PDakkadakka
Thank God they stopped making dozens of interesting mid-budget video games and traded them all for 2 100 million dollar 3rd person cinematic games starring a bull dyke
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After some consideration I realize this post is not entirely fair as most cleaning ladies are more attractive than this
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Western cartoons are locked into this style of ironic self-aware doodle art style that's meant to feel laid back and non-judgmental for both the creators and the viewers but has just ended up being a crutch to dodge standards
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This also correlates with the general decline in quality of game mechanics because these types of leads are visual evidence that the people in charge of these projects do not identify with people who play games and view it as some foreign activity of men that they must regulate
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These games are fun and interesting. Your opinions are boring and trite and not worth airing in any format. Hope that helps
So sick of politics in modern video games
I'll be sticking to the classics from now on
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You got to work with Hideki Kamiya and the only thing you had on your mind was the reduction of panty shots
The idea that upskirt shots are an “aspect of the character” is an absolute joke. If anything it is more like an aspect of the character of the morons posting this.
And I am not just saying this now. I tried VERY hard to get the Wonder-Pink upskirt shot cut from 101 but failed.
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@ZeroTwoMexicana
Actors are vessels for archetypes to embody their spirit. Bale is a servant to Bateman not the other way around. His opinions are irrelevant to the persona which borrowed his person.
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@Howlingmutant0
"That's so cyberpunk" like as if that isn't a genre that's about how disturbing the future can be
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Interesting side-effect of a nearly perfect inverted world is that eventually the hostile propaganda of ruling institutions becomes an increasingly crystalline window into everything that is good. You won't have to interpret what they fear because their heart will tell you
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Game servers were killed because they were basically freedom of association on the internet and you are not allowed to have that anymore. You cannot participate in a mass online multiplayer space anymore without paying tithes to the state religion
Trench Guns and America are political I guess and are a no-no.
This is from the mod who wants an all trans heretic warband.
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@CityBureaucrat
As others have pointed out already, there really was no winning move for this lad. It's a hate crime to hit back.
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@VeeEmYou
It's also modern inverted social hierarchy so the people described as "down" are people being raised on a cultural pedestal. They're being demarcated as sacred animals
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FYI shrieking libtards, tr00ns etc. all if you bot every seething low quality gif you post you only wear out the tool faster and everyone will sooner realize you have no organic audience on this platform
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One of the easier tests for discovering whether you're dealing with a human or an animal is someone who thinks something so self-evidently complete as Chrono Trigger needs to be remade to be approachable or worthwhile in modernity
Square Enix wants to know how fans would like Chrono Trigger to be remade
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I see we've entered the "wreckers" stage of the hostile takeover of Western animation
the showrunner of "velma", mindy kaling, is both a transphobe and said that you couldn't make "the office" today because cancel culture. she's a fellow reactionary.
she *deliberately* made "velma" suck so the culture war youtubers make a million videos about it to boost its SEO.
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"If you ran me over, that would make me the victim and you the aggressor"
"Correct"
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