@TheRoyalSerf The *plink* of one of those stones cracking your toilet bowl after a drunken night of stone sucking and one accidentally got swallowed.

@WarClandestine You’re reaching…

@garloids @BoobyFishWife This is the most adult purchase anyone can make. I approve.

@OneBadDude_ Sounds equally gay AND retarded

@garloids @BoobyFishWife A couch made of gorilla hides? Or a leather couch that looks like a gorilla? These are the important questions.

We will never see the truth about Epstein/JFK while Netanyahus dick is stuck in the throat of our politicians.

@Mara_mai1140 Why, because we’re finally sick of your nonsense and we call you guys out now? Get used to it. And maybe learn from it and raise your kids better so we can all unite instead of the division we’ve all been forced to deal with from politicians. Break the cycle

@robbiegoodwin

@robbiegoodwin I’ve seen voice guys like Pablo Francisco fail in NYC because it’s not the right crowd for him. But that LA/Texas scene would clamor to have you on podcasts.

@ninaturner His company does not him, stop being gay

@redpillb0t Worked or works @elonmusk ??

@ClownWorld_ She seems jewish

@JUSTcatmeme I want them to be this happy forever and get married.

@UltraDane I think they deserve to get paid to deal with horrific smells they had to deal with for dealing with an abbo

@JUSTcatmeme They got a 2001 car in the background to match the last time they were considered hot.

RT @ADHDForReal:

@LivePDDave1 @GovChristie @GovChristie looks like he’s made of sweaty lunch meat

@Ropefuelist For a second I thought that shirt was made of candy necklaces

@RealDianeYap You can tell sweet Diane is into gaining entry to my underground bunker… 😘