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my body is a temple, and only Peter millar and on cloud get to touch it. pub sub enthusiast, homewrecker

Moneta, Virginia

Joined January 2017

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My buddy is 27 and texts this in the group chat about 4th of July plans. Should he be uninvited?

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@mikevick166 She so blacking out and swallowing a dick tonight

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@Breaking911 Was she this sad when he beat her and her kids

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If your Peter Miller collection isn’t this strong….you’re not a certified white boy

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@tasbuzelis She’s hot as fuck

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@PMTsportsbiz @UKCoachCalipari @stoolbenchmob Very cool jake

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@as_yaich @noamscheiber I’m sure your fun at parties

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@_willcompton No phones or hats in team meetings but can have a massive film crew. Got it

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Who are you and what are you doing at pinehurst

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@businessbarista @MorningBrew Portnoy would be a great guest

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@MartySmithESPN Marty just take the L

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@MattWalshBlog Matt normally agree with you on things…not this take though

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@AndrewPollackFL @RyanAFournier What should we have fixed?

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@CPowers14 Cashmere Keith wears what he wants

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@BarstoolNate What did he lie about

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@darrenrovell All 5 are smiling or laughing

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@callherdaddy @alexandracooper @sofiafranklyn Lol portnoy will never lose

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@InsideCarolina His loss lol

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@greedisgood70 @greg16676935420 @stoolpresidente What part? Consensual kinky sex?

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@therickster699 Have a hot wife and no gay kids

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@Daniel_Rapaport That’s my friend from college. It’s cause he has a cancer on his hand that can’t get too much sun. He normally wears winter glove but wears golf glove to tourneys

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@PardonMyTake @CoachVrabel50 @GaryVider I cannot listen to this intern anymore

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@adgyeatsursocks @mikevick166 I might be a porn addict but I’m not disgusting, promise

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@Zona_Buckeye @247Sports @InsideCarolina Who tf has Ohio state played

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@Breaking911 Or this sad when he admitted to having other GFs...give me a break

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@RL_Bynum Thank god- he was so annoying

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@reed_lines @JohnDadof7 Point me in the direction of that video

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@Pounds1Nikki @ABC Did you see the part about the hurricane and work.....

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White boy summer

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@JWishbon3 @TomiLahren @RonDeSantis I love trump, however it is so obvious desantis is a better candidate

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Sorry boss can’t make that meeting I’m busy having a white boy summer

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@JackMacCFB Who said they are poor

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Not my pinehurst

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@MattWalshBlog

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@CoachFedora @calebpressley Too bad he’s a pro golfer now

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@Breaking911 Arrest this girl

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@Coach_Dewitt Golfing in chapel hill

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@puddl3r Dude give it a rest, you sound like a broken record making up lies and crying. You are a terrorist

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@Pavery10 @RiggsBarstool @PinehurstResort @TomPashleyNC Especially leaving to go back to the armpit of America of NY

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@towndrunk123 Think smarter not harder. I like it

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@OccupyDemocrats @benshapiro Fly fishers isn’t wearing a mask

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@DougalsDim1738 I can’t tell if is a joke. Cause whatever your talking about sounds pretty cool to me

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@BarstoolLurch @ForePlayPod Cut out Trent he’s by far the worse

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@RossMartin_IC Gottdamnit Roy why CNN. You know better

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@Renee_Portnoy @Ch46032438James @stoolpresidente That’s my First Lady

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@BorisEP @TeamTrump @realDonaldTrump Brings a tear to my eye

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@Billyhottakes @PFTCommenter Well PFT said clear his not urs billy

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@Daniel_Rapaport Or Scottie

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@stoolpresidente @BursonSnyder @petesnyder @VA30DayFund Let’s go

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@ArtOfTheHustles @danorlovsky7 @stoolpresidente This is a stretch

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No, my dream girl is scrolling the burner rn

Pacific Spirit

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Men, your dream girl isn't on dating apps or at a nightclub, she's: ~ At church ~ At the farmer's market ~ In the library ~ In a bookstore ~ Sipping a whole milk latte in a cute cafe ~ Baking sweet treats for loved ones ~ Spending time in nature

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@PFTCommenter @diannaESPN @minakimes Date

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@_rone @BubbaWallace This aged well

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@itsmikay___ Oh no, So devastating!

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@ChrisKlemmer @BarstoolBigCat @thejeffvibbert He looks like a lesbian chick

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@TomScibelli @hqspider Spider is a trans

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@NickyTheFrench @DanteTheDon I mean why would I want to do something that doesn’t work snd is annoying

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@StevenCheah Steven definitely drives a Prius, suburu, or a mini van

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@RossMartin_IC I’ve seen Roy randomly walking around the neighborhood at midnight...funny stuff

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@TheMonTSteR @ClayTravis I was there. There weren’t boos. The deep sound you hear are the “USA” chants

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@KevinGuskiewicz I’m rushing if we win thanks tho Kevin

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@Lee_Roy_Jenk It was brought in strictly for the pic. Which might make it gayer tbh

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Day 15 of asking @cigarettequeeen to be my wedding date. I would do some illegal things to see the pic you posted with your face yesterday….

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@MarkPArmstrong I love it! UNC football could learn a thing or 2

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@DanaPerino

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@DavePortnoyShow Hurry up we got work in the morning gottdamnit

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@BarstoolNate Well yes Nate they will if u loot

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2 years

Say it louder for the people in the back

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2 years

The old ball and chain says I have a wedding to attend this weekend. Tragically, I had a standing appointment for a 72 hole high stakes skins game at the country club with 3 other alpha males on both Saturday and Sunday. I look forward to my 48 hour 72 hole foursome with the

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@PremierLacrosse @AthleteAlly I thought you were trying to grow the game

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