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Dan Orlovsky

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Husband to a cool chick and Dad to Triplet boys and Lenni. Retired 12 year NFL QB. Endzones should be 11 yards😂Follower of Jesus.

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Joined June 2011
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. FFFFREEEEEDDDOOOMMMM.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 days
Let’s an awful call and again a worse review. The ball clearly is past the line. Absolutely horrible.
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
Joe Flacco?.
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2 years
Totally scripted 🤷🏼‍♂️
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This is a humbling presentation.
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2 years
Matthew 18:20.
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2 years
What a .-disrespectful.-embarrassing .-entitled.-unproven .-inexperienced . Win by @SaturdayJeff.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 months
Keep your head up 8.
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Dan Orlovsky
4 months
Between Jimmy G and this I’m off the hook.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
🥂
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Life
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Lamar Jackson is 37-12 as a starting QB and we’re asking if his style of offense can win? . Huh?!?.
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Dan Orlovsky
7 months
This just cannot be the best we have.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
One of the coolest conversations I’ve ever been a part of on TV .#nfllive.@minakimes @realrclark25 @laurarutledge @mspears96
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Absolutely awful penalty. Horrible call.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Greg Olsen is the fantastic calling NFL games weekly. Aspire to get to where he is. Prepared. Timely. Smart. Teaches. Story tells. Don’t make it about him but about the game. Tremendous 👏.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 months
Scored 20+ points .Didn’t turn it over .Allowed fewer than 250 yards . In NFL history, teams are 750-1 (including playoffs) when generating that box score. The only loss is the Jets yesterday.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
I’m gonna be unbearable on TV tomorrow.
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5 years
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
That was a mockery
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Woke up and threw some highlights on today
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
Why would Decker walk up to official and not report? . I guess maybe he didn’t but odd to walk there and not no?
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Dan Orlovsky
3 months
How does this happen?!?!??
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13 days
🫡🫡.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Officiating in the #NFL is AWFUL.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 years
It’s all over the tape-yall asked-here it is from the @Eagles WR and the lack of detail and the effect it has on the QB play.
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Dan Orlovsky
6 years
Listen to this entitled brat who all he does is whine and complain and want things handed to him. or does this just sounds like a guy who’s incredibly mature & has had some bad situations thrown his way in his profession?!?🤷🏼‍♂️ I HOPE THIS DUDE LIGHTS THE LEAGUE UP! Well done👏.
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
My 0-16 would beat the Jets 16 times.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 years
For all the folks out there using this @cj_wentz injury on a very questionable hit to his head, as a time to rehash the “Carson can’t stay healthy” argument. Respectfully-you should be ashamed of yourself.
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Dan Orlovsky
12 days
If you put the loss on Lamar tonight, respectfully, you’re a loser. Mark Andrews is one of the all time ravens—he had a brutal drop and fumble yes. If you’re gonna use that to trash him, respectfully, you’re a loser.
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
15 is the best player I’ve ever seen.
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
Costs nothing to be a good person .🙏.
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Dan Orlovsky
4 months
Someone tell me why Bryce Young isn’t playing?!?!?. Not anything on Dalton—but you’re 1-5. The season is over. Play him and develop him. What the heck are we doing??.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 months
This is absolutely absurd @AaronRodgers12 and @GarrettWilson_V .@nyjets
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
I get it JR.
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
@PatMcAfeeShow Should see his arm.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 months
No better day to have a day than today. LFG.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Urban Meyer being a Head Coach in the #NFL and Jim Caldwell not is an absolute joke.
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1 month
WTH Lamar . MVP was over…. .
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Dan Orlovsky
13 days
Feb 29. 🤝.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 years
My plans 2020
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1 month
I remember when everyone told me Baker Mayfield, Sam Darnold and Jared Goff sucked.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 months
I’d think long and hard about Jameis.
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1 year
Completely changed the playoff landscape
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
How @Delta ???. You cancel our flight and don’t give a reason. Your app isn’t working to try and rebook. Your phone wait is 549 minutes?. But you took my money to book my flight easily…????.
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10 months
It wasn't a fart butt I'm covered next time, thanks @DUDEwipes #dudewipespartner
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
Wait. Russ has known for 2 months that Denver was moving on from him and they asked him to alter his contract while also asking him to lead/try and win games?!!?!?!?!?. That’s wild from an organizational standpoint.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
The amount of yelling, instead of coaching, that goes on at youth sports games from coaches to players is outrageous. They’re kids. No, they don’t know what they’re doing. That’s why you’re the COACH. To help them, not yell at, belittle, and discourage them. #neverwas.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 months
I’ll never understand how teams mishandle stuff like this so poorly.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Yes Josh Allen is in the same tier as Patrick and Burrow.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 months
I believe Prayer works 🙏🙏.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Right now Pete Carroll and John Schneider look like absolute geniuses.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
A lot of people called Stafford a lot of things. Y’all gonna call him a Super Bowl Champion and a Hall of Famer now. Flames for everyone tomorrow on TV.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
We can all learn a lot from how Herbstreit treats Corso.
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
If Joe Flacco can…🤷🏼‍♂️
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
I feel sick for Skalski. That was a football hit. Not dirty, no head hunting. No trash talking after. The rule is flawed.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
My son just now:. “Dad I know you played QB, but I think I wanna be the next @CooperKupp “. ❤️❤️❤️❤️. Go hunt kid.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Tough week for the Baker Mayfield sucks crowd 😬😬😬😬.
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Dan Orlovsky
4 years
The officiating crew know this game ain’t about them? Go home man.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
The Raiders have the 32nd-ranked defense since Carr entered the league. Has never played on a team that ranked better than 20th on defense. Someone next year is going to get a top 12 player at the position man!!!!.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀.
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2 years
😂😂😂.
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
Suspending Harbaugh when you have publicly said you have no proof of evidence he knew what was going on penalizing him and the kids instead of just dropping the hammer on the school financially and dumping this news on Friday is WEAK.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
If the Lions had a bad defense they’d be 3-1.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
This is an awful play call and awful execution for @dallascowboys . Awful
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
Greatest pretzel snacks
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2 years
I’ll forever be a fan of McDaniel after hearing this. Incredible 👏.
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
He’s a reality. Jared Goff is 28 years old. He ranks 6th in QBR and just got Jameson Williams. He has a $62M cap hit over the next 2 years.
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3 years
Simple
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3 years
That’s one of the worst calls I’ve ever seen in my life. You cannot keep the HC after that.
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13 years ❤️
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2 months
MVP race is over.
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4 years
@Zeekncashe This is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen in youth sports. 1-they look to be like 7-8 years old. There’s not need to be doing anything close to this.2-one if OBVIOUSLY outmatched and that’s on the coach.3-whoever put this drill together should face consequences.
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9 months
What is in an NFL playbook for these rookies?. @ESPNNFL
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2 years
Unacceptable .Coaching malpractice . Yes every @panthers fan should be ticked off. Never seen this before in the #NFL.#nfllive
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3 years
I’ve known & worked with @minakimes for years. I’ve shared thousands of texts about football with her. Hundreds & hundreds of in person conversation about football & about QBs—she’s never once implied “it was easy” or pretended to know how hard it is to do. 🗣🗣She’s PHENOMENAL.
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1 year
Said it all season that this Cowboys defense struggled with motion . All season their fans/beat writers/bloggers said I was an idiot and I was making up the narrative. Lafluer has gutted them with motion tonight.
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@diddysfinest Sheesh.
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10 months
I hate McAfee . It was the windshield wipers.
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5 years
A son just came downstairs with a NYY hat on. My wife as she snaps her head @ him: Where did you get that?.Him: Upstairs.Her: Walks over to him, grabs it, says “we’re Phillies fans”— proceeds to throw it in trash, grab phone & order a Phillies hat off Amazon. 👀👀👀.#phillygirl.
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Heartbroken for Detroit . Unbelievably impressed by Commanders.
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Joe Burrow has played 6 “have to have it games” in his career. 2019 LSU.Bama.Georgia (SEC title) .Oklahoma (semi) .Clemson (natty) . 2021 BENGALS.Ravens (Week 16).Chiefs (Week 17) . In those games: . 6-0 W-L.2,669 Pass Yds (444/game) .27 TD.0 Int .@PaulHembo 👊🏻.
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🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️.
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Dan Orlovsky
5 years
After this game Watson should walk to the podium, fire Bill O’brien himself and announce he’s hired Eric Bienemy as the new HC.
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3 years
THIS IS A JOKE AND A DISASTER AND SHOULD BE UNACCEPTABLE .Falls solely on coaching and details. Gross
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1 year
Chiefs faced Nos. 2, 3, 4 & 6 offenses in the playoffs, which combined to average 28.3 PPG this season. Averaged 15.8 vs KC in the playoffs. Spags shaved off 12.5 points of 4 of best offenses in NFL. All time playoff run defensively . 🤌🏼🤌🏼 @PaulHembo.
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I’ve got sons. I pray they have relationship like this.
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Dan Orlovsky
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2025 cap hit.Dak Prescott ($90.0M).Jalen Hurts ($21.8M).Jayden Daniels ($8.6M). How is Dallas supposed to compete next year?. @PaulHembo.
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2 years
This is sick by Smoltz
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Things I will not talk about. -Politics.-Religion.-Fight Club.-BRUNO.
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3 years
Maybe the most creative call of the season….
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Dan Orlovsky
2 years
I cannot believe I just watched what I watched.
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
Long season. Amazing season. Thankful for it all. but happy to be home. Won’t be on TV for a long time but thank you for another blessed season! 🙏
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5 years
Enough is enough is enough is enough @NFLOfficiating . I choose my words wisely, and I love the #NFL. You’re ruining football for fans.
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Dan Orlovsky
1 year
This is great. If this bothers you, you have bigger issues. Good for them.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
@AdamSchefter Bad move by organization.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
We gotta be nicer to each other.
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Dan Orlovsky
3 years
Ain’t a scholarship program…earn ya keep🤝
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Dan Orlovsky
2 months
Listen Caleb can’t take that sack on 2nd down…. But……not doing 1 of the 2 below is a joke…. 1) Kicking the field goal there.2) Throwing a Hail Mary there. Absolute coaching malpractice . Flabbergasting.
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1 year
The fact Mahomes has not 1 time thrown the WR group under the bus, going back to week 1…speaks volumes of the dude.
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