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@DanteTheDon
Dante
26 days
This weekend we’ll be in Nashville for @CountryMusic CMA Fest and hosting live all day from @BS_MusicCity with @warnermusic for @StoolBackstage @barstoolsports . We have some really awesome guests lined up, great performances in store and lots making surprise appearances.
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Send $100B to Ukraine to fight Russia and then give Russia an arms dealer...in exchange for a basketball player. Somebody smarter than me help me understand please?
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4 months
Here’s the video for those not trying to go on TikTok
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4 months
Had this sent to me a hundred times yesterday, held off til more details came out. Now that they have, what should the punishment be for this girl who blatantly lied & sewered a small business in hopes of going viral? wtf is wrong with this world?
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5 months
Only rovell could completely ruin one of the best ads of the Super Bowl less than 48 hours after
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Darren Rovell
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Outfit secured.
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I did it. Found the worst human. Got this email in our info inbox today. Imagine being this guy? Or the poor girl? Mind blown. 🤯
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3 years
Partisan politics continue to destroy this country. Both sides are a fucking disgrace. Just another example in the daily hypocrisy
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5 years
Hodor djs harder than you’ve ever done anything in your life. Cross fit, triathlon, child birthing. You name it. Two box fans (per rider) thermostat on 58. He’s been on 27 mins and is sweating lile Patrick Ewing in double overtime
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3 years
Where is the mask she mandated all the rest of us to wear????????
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Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot
3 years
What a moment. Congrats champs! 🎉 A first but not the last for @chicagosky .
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1 year
this AI produced version of Biggie rapping NY State of Mind may have just changed my mind on entire artificial intelligence argument. MAMA MIA!
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9 years
The United States of America. 2015. http://t.co/1pgNucGYCc
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9 years
Might be the pic of the year
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4 months
So let me get this straight, a husband can’t buy stock in a company his wife’s company is going to acquire, but politicians can buy all the options and calls that they want on publicly traded companies they’re passing legislature directly affecting, & signing gov contracts with?
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Stocktwits
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This insider trading story is great 😂 Husband of $BP's merger and acquisition manager pleads guilty after making $1.8 million insider trading by eavesdropping on wife's phone calls
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3 years
😂😂
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1 year
divide, divide, divide, all while distracting us from shit that actually matters. the elite continue to play us like absolute fools. we're all suckers.
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Tess Owen
1 year
Trump supporters and anti-Trump protesters are separated by metal barriers and heckling each other
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3 years
With Chicago now being fully reopen, please keep in mind most places are lucky to be at 50% staff right now. Everybody 100% needs the business and support. But they 1000% don’t need attitude, rudeness or negative Yelp reviews. Ever. But especially now.
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1 year
Its nuts Chicago does St. Patrick’s day the weekend before the actual day, but they go harder than any other city by miles and miles Yes, Boston and NY included. Coming here for one should be on every American’s bucket list. (And it’s so darn pretty)
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3 years
Couldn’t agree more deadspin. Why even waste time with the playoffs? Just put the two teams with best record in it? In fact, why even waste time playing 162? Just give the best team on paper the commissioners trophy and call it a day.
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We’re not even getting the best teams in this year’s World Series
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3 years
What planet is this????
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Election Wizard
3 years
NOT PARODY: CBS segment on #Thanksgiving  suggests families have drinks and "hors d'oeuvres in the garage" while everyone takes a Covid rapid test and waits for the results before going inside…
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2 years
On the anniversary of Cody Parkey’s double doink, here is the video of @barstoolcarl & @barstoolWSD watching it live and predicting it.
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3 years
Figured everybody could use a positive social media story for once. So here is one that really touched me today. Earlier this week I found out my little brother that I mentor through @BBBSA walked onto his school football team. 1/5
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Dante
2 months
Never forget
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Barstool Chicago
3 years
WE GOT JUSTIN FIELDS @RedLineRadio
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3 years
First trip to Wrigley tonight. If you have ANY interest in being a positive influence, role model, or mentor to a kid in need, please reach out to @BBBSChi . Or contact me directly and I will personally walk you through the entire process. @BBBSA
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1 year
so the guy who attacked me got arrested again this past week (the 26th time now I believe) and is already back out on the streets. trying to wrap my brain around how that's even possible
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4 years
Everybody let Chris know we’ve got his back and are so proud of him! Ironman kicks off in few hours @ChrisNikic @IRONMANtri @barstoolsports @barstoolchicago
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3 years
Bonkers
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Barstool Backstage
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Squid Games drop by @Zedd at EDC
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2 years
Two days later and I'm still in disbelief that the @barstoolsports holiday party had an open bar with tippity top shelf clase azul, 1942, and johnnie blue. The same company that used to pack 4 of us into a la quinta inn room. What a long way it's come.
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1 year
So many awesome people have reached out every day asking how I’m doing so I wanted to update everyone. I have a few titanium plates and screws in my jaw, a mouth full of stitches, and some blood still in my eye, but the staples are out of my head, and I feel and look so much
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2 years
FUCK RUSSIAN VODKA. Drink @TitosVodka
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3 years
Round of applause for @KimFoxx . It takes a lot of work to be this bad at your job and have this much blood on your hands
@CWBChicago
CWBChicago
3 years
The 54th person accused of shooting, killing, or trying to kill someone in Chicago while on felony bond this year is Armonii Russell, who allegedly opened fire on a trucker on the Dan Ryan.
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1 year
What a wild week. Last Saturday morning I woke up in the emergency room in good old Providence, R.I., with no idea how I got there. Every mother’s dream for their son. I was covered in blood and could only see out of one eye. The last thing I remembered, from the night
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2 years
A+
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2 years
That is the epitome of Hollywood. Guy gets butt hurt about a joke, hits a guy, gives a speech about being bullied and then says he wants to be a vessel of love
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2 years
TERM LIMITS YESTERDAY
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4 years
Sister Jean has a message for her friend/fan @stoolpresidente ahead of Loyola’s 2020-21 campaign @barstoolchicago @RamblersMBB #goramblers
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3 years
Friday confession - in 8th grade I overheard my teacher (who was awful) give her phone number to another teacher. I'd never memorized anything harder in my life. Got back to my desk and wrote it down then proceeded to prank call her relentlessly. I was a terrible kid
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3 months
What are we doing here guys?? What exactly is the plan?
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End Wokeness
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Baltazar Perez-Estrada (33) entered the US illegally 2 weeks ago. DHS let him in. He was just arrested in Chicago for kiIIing/beheading his wife in front of his kids.
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Had this sent to me a hundred times yesterday, held off til more details came out. Now that they have, what should the punishment be for this girl who blatantly lied & sewered a small business in hopes of going viral? wtf is wrong with this world?
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1 year
Cancel @RealSkipBayless for any of a hundred reasons. Please. But don’t cancel him because you don’t know how to read.
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4 months
I’m hearing Fields to Atlanta is official. First round pick swap. Bears move from 9 to 8 and get the #43 pick from ATL. - source my guy
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2 years
Makes too much sense
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1 year
Can’t believe sweet prince @BarstoolMintzy got axed for something so ridiculous, yet @stoolpresidente can go to Italy for a week and set the entire culture back centuries and nothing happens. #notmybarstool
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2 years
@barstoolsports Scumbag. Dunno how anybody can stand this guy
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5 years
As requested by the @PardonMyTake boys this morning. Here’s my 50 top rappers list. Donnnnnnnnnn’t carrrrre if you agree or not. Highschool, college, and Dj career me have played obscene amounts of these artists stuff. @hen_ease @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter ( #51 - @SammyAdams )
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Known Dave since 2003. He’s the same guy he is now that he was then. A lot richer and better looking now yah, but still the most blatantly honest guy I know. An asshole sometimes? Yes. A liar or scumbag? Nope.
@stoolpresidente
Dave Portnoy
3 years
My Response To The Business Insider Hit Piece That Has Been 8 Months In The Making (Part 1/2)
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A couple of friends on task forces in chicago told me the city now has them going restaurant to restaurant trying to seat themselves without being asked for vax cards so they can report the restaurants. LIKE WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH SHIT TO WORRY ABOUT AS A CITY AND AS BUSINESSES🤯🤯
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I think I just had the best wings I’ve ever tried in Buffalo at Wingnutz. @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter and @hen_ease were right
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3 years
I told him because there are really good people out there in the world. And his job was to pay her back by doing good for somebody else somewhere down the road. Thank you so much Jenn 🙏🏽❤️
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Heck of a run Lori. Wish I could say you’d be missed. Deuces ✌️
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2 years
Im pretty sure Antonio Brown said Antonio Brown isn’t a Buc.
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Carmen Vitali
2 years
HC Bruce Arians said Antonio Brown is no longer a Buc.
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4 years
Yo @BarstoolBigCat come get your boy @GuyFieri
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3 years
The current champion, and still leader for gift of the year thus far…
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2 years
Thanks for everybody’s concern that’s reached out. Tonight a car was stolen, driven recklessly down a major street, Wells, and crashed into our restaurant @UproarChi . Please pray for the 6 people taken to the hospital, 2 of our dedicated staff.
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1 year
Only needed 1 case of bud light this week across the board at all of our bars. Distributors have said it’s like this across the board right now. 🤯🤯🤯 Imagine if we Americans voted with our wallets this way on stuff that actually matters?
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2 years
💯
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You gotta respect the city of Chicago’s dedication to fleecing its residents. Issuing parking tickets in a blizzard is what separates us from the pack. @overheardinchi_ @barstoolchicago
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@barstoolsports I fucking love this guy
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3 years
Of course twitter suspended this account last night.
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Been to a thousand concerts. Never in my life seen somebody ask somebody smoking weed for a hit, and be told no. I saw it tonight and it was @barstoolWSD of course
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6 months
Just called my lead bar back to tell him to get more mops and buckets ready tonight
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Headed to @johnboychi to hit the dance floor….
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3 years
Blown away by the generosity, & kindness of Stoolies. Together we raised $390,000 for the Chicago Police Memorial Foundation, in honor of Officer Ella French. Great job everybody 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @barstoolchicago @BarstoolBigCat @EddieBarstool @BarstoolChief @barstoolWSD @barstoolcarl
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Just so we’re clear, it’s cool for you to write and post takedowns like this on a whim because you control the blog now? But writers like @LargeBarstool , me, and 10 other people not in your circle gotta run our stuff through you and hope you deem it good enough?
@BarstoolNate
Eric Nathan
3 years
FULLY FIRED UP BLOG FOR TRUTH, JUSTICE, AND ALL OF HUMANITY: World Renowned Scumbag Who Built His Life On Lying, Cheating, And Stealing From The Common Man Has Deleted His Twitter. Hopefully Jail Is Next. Fuck Steve Cohen.
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RANT: Sitting at airport bar at Logan waiting for next flight, terminal b, PACKED. A guy who was my best friends brother in law’s best friend (used to buy us booze in high school) is here and waved me down. I leave my seat to go say hi. Haven’t seen in forever. Come back to my
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3 years
I think Aaron Rodgers is my new fav qb??? 🤯🤯🤯
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Ari Meirov
3 years
Aaron Rodgers: "The right is gonna champion me and the left is gonna cancel me. I don't give a sh*t about either of them. Politics is a total sham. I'm not going on Fox News just like I'm not going to go on CNN."
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2 years
Chicago’s Ten Year Challenge
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3 years
Gold
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My friends small business was vandalized last night. A stolen car was used to ram through the front entrance and clean out his store. This happens every other day now around here. This city is down so bad…. I’m so sorry Oogie. The morons running this place won’t realize
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Finally going to see Dune 2 tonight. ALONE. SOLO. As in seriously solo. Whole theatre as of now to myself. You may call this psychotic behavior. I call this my happy place
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2 years
if you're into this shit you're the biggest loser in the world
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Chicago Kid
2 years
Round 2 Green Line Stop Morgan
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After finally seeing @Billyhottakes handle the sabotage on @FoxNews with ease, my gut is telling me to move to New York and volunteer as his chief of staff til the election. I legit think he can win this with a little bit of polish
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If you want to help out with the campaign please email us at. Going to be getting more signatures tomorrow and need all the help we can get. team @billcotterforcongress .com
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I know it’s got a Harry Potter feel but how come we never see new buildings/construction that looks beautiful, and like art, like this, anymore?
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1 year
iPhone needs a feature that lets you search within text messages for words or phrases so you can go back and find conversations without having to scroll endlessly
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11 months
A President who lacks the discipline and intelligence to stay off twitter, or one who’s a puppet incapable of working it altogether? Our Government is a clown show 🤡🤡🤡
@WatcherGuru
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House Press Secretary accidentally tweets and deletes a post meant for President Biden's account.
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People keep forgetting that Chicago is a hot bed of right wing extremists and republican stronghold. Jussie Smollett tried to warn us and we laughed at him.
@CollinRugg
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JUST IN: Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson lashes out and blames "right wing extremists" for Chicago's problems and says Republicans are mad that black people are free. The left always blames others for the problems they create. Instead of taking responsibility for the failed
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Im awake and docs said everything went great. Thanks SOOOOO much for everybody’s outpouring of support and kind words. It means so much. ❤️❤️❤️
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3 years
This is a nightmare
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3 years
Never in a million years would I have believed nobody would have spoiled @TheDozenTrivia . I think everybody deserves a big round of applause 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 especially @BarstoolBigCat
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Thanks to @BarstoolBigCat for putting together one of the crazier mornings I’ve had in a while @BadgerFootball
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3 years
Buddy from Boston just asked me what would happen if a Cubs White Sox World Series happened this year and I legitimately think the city would melt down and fall into Lake Michigan. No way we could handle it. Would be 2 weeks of absolute pandemonium. Let’s talk this into existence
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@CBSNews We got FLEECED
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4 months
This entire place looks like bingo night at the nursing home. We are such a joke. Need to clean house in this circus top to bottom 🤡🤡🤡 #StateOfTheUnion
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3 years
Dare greatly
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1 year
Ok this made me laugh @stoolpresidente
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Chris Christie’s Micro Penis
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I present to you the best hot dogs in any stadium in any sport in the country
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If I found an employee of mine sleeping while on the clock getting paid, on a trip our company paid forno less, WHILE LIVE ON A STREAM NO LESS, they’re donezo. Sayonara. Not my barstool apparently tho. Sad @stoolpresidente
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JP Morgan and Its Close Ties To Jeffrey Epstein #Epstein #EpsteinBlackBook
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1 year
Are we purposely trying to drive this place into the ground? Honest question. Has to be the case at this point right?
@CWBChicago
CWBChicago
1 year
Breaking: The Illinois Supreme Court has ordered the elimination of cash bail to proceed, effective September 18.
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1 year
Love @stoolpresidente reminding folks about his American idol predictor days. Dave brags about a lot, but he’s justified in this. I’ve never seen anything like it to this day. He had a streak of like 1st 5 season nailing the winner during auditions. #roughnrowdy
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Josh Allen blew off NFL Honors to answer the @BarstoolBigCat bat signal and come play trivia tonight in Vegas @TheDozenTrivia
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🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
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MSSM doesn’t wanna talk about this
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Didn’t Nancy Pelosi just buy 1.5 million in call options on this??? How is that allowed?
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U.S. near deal for Nvidia supercomputer as it waits for delayed Intel machine -sources
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@PaigeSpiranac @VivaLaStool @KFCradio @KFCBarstool @FeitsBarstool @barstoolsports I dunno... their non stop abuse and bullying has me down pretty bad. I think the way to really stick it to them would be to come to Chicago and play a round at our office on the simulator. for content of course. my treat.
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I want to blog about this so bad. But don’t want it to sit in drafts, unpublished again. Epstein was way closer to Bill & Melinda Gates than previously thought. (He was recruiting former in house counsel at Goldman for them) And the Rothschild family. (They all deny now obv)
@TexasLindsay_
Te𝕏asLindsay™
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BREAKING: Jeffrey Epstein’s Private Calendar just dropped. The calendar includes meetings with the man who’s now the current Director of the CIA, William Burns, among other prominent names including Rothschild, Kissinger and many more.
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@Billyhottakes @TheMikeLiPetri Wow what a fucking loser this guy is
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2 years
Couldn't agree more with Barkley. Love him or hate him, you gotta respect that Lebron came into the league at 18, has never embarrassed himself, or family, no run-ins with the law, & for a kid who grew up with no male role model, the fact he has the work ethic he does is crazy
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PSA- being the company man that I am, I will once again step up. Throwing the Barstool Chicago Holiday party at @johnboychi in the coming weeks with @nickysmokess and whoever else wants to join party planning committee. Food and drink on me. I’ll dj as well. Details to follow
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. @BarstoolBigCat Canceling the Holiday Party is the lamest thing he's ever done.
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I met @BWalkerSEC ’s sister last night at company party. Epitome of friendliness, kindness, humility, and class. Are we sure they’re related?
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46 people shot this past Sunday alone in Chicago. 71 total all weekend. According to experts, Chicago is 2000 police officers short (thanks to the defund crowd and loud minority who enjoyed demonizing public servants so much). They asked this guy if he plans to change or alter
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Yesterday was WILD. I ran the 125th @bostonmarathon . It was the hardest physical, and even more so mental, thing I think I’ve ever done. NOTHING could have prepared me for the hills on the back half. Absolute torture. But I completed it and it’s over. @GronkNation
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