Joel Dahmen
@Joel_Dahmen
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Clarkston Wa. PGA Tour. U of Washington. Seahawks. Mariners. Kraken. Help me #endcancer https://t.co/1bquQCW6au
Scottsdale, AZ
Joined January 2011
I’ve grown up being a fan of the 4 Aces. Maybe one day I get to play for them on the PGA Tour!.
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Sorry about that! Hope you enjoyed the beers.
Shoutout to @Joel_Dahmen for hitting my calf with a tee shot today on hole #1! He proceeds to ask me how much a beer costs at the tourney and I tell him $17 a pop. He then pulls out a crispy $100 bill and says "I got your beers today." 💯 ⛳️ 🍻
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I will take some credit for this win @PhilMickelson. I poked the bear and you came out of hibernation. Congratulations on a historic performance!.
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It sounds like some people want their cake and to eat it to. Please stay away in your fantasy land. Sincerely, most tour players.
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Definitely a little a hungover. but the good kind of hungover 🍻🥴. Winning is so freakin hard but this feeling is so worth it. Thank you to my wife, @GenoBonnalie, sponsors, fans and everyone who played a part in this special moment! What a team, what a dream @CoralesChamp
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Me.
Who is going to make the U.S. Ryder Cup team next year that nobody saw coming?.
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Dreams do come true! If we get enough retweets @harryhiggs1991 will take his shirt off on 16 tomorrow!
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Was this directed at me?.
F1 Driver, hottest Italian guy you've ever seen: I don't think about crashing at all. Just doesn't cross my mind. Golfer who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome: It's life or death out there. Every day I live in fear that the game will eat me alive.
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This is something I can get behind!.
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Hi Alan! how was your social distancing at Bandon dunes 3 weeks ago? Looked like you had a nice camera crew and and about 15 people following you around at the sheep ranch.
Two of the top 5 players in the world have been knocked out of this week’s tournament because of the virus. What is your tipping point?.
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What a lovely thing to wake up to.
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Looking for a game in Scottdale/Phoenix for this Saturday. Looking to play for some money and against good players. The greens need to be good is all I ask of the course. My partner is a scratch. Need to play around 10am.
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This National Cancer Survivors Day hits different. It’s my 10 year anniversary of beating testicular cancer, and I’m proud to continue advocating for patients and survivors in the golf community. Cheers, and bucket hats off to everyone who's been touched by cancer. #EndCancer
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I don’t know this lady, but she is wrong.
You can live a happy life and never own a bucket hat.
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Im excited to see how my game stacks up against the best of the @ChampionsTour.
Words cannot express my excitement and jubilation to finally be paired with Joel “DaMan” Dahmen. 💣’s will be hit and 🐤”s will be made. Lanto is ironing his clothes now after hitting the gym. It’s about to rain again in Charlotte 😂.
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Anyone need a 4th today in the Charlotte area? Preferable close to Quail. Looking for Sunday as well, but only if the weather is good.
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Positive takeaways after this week:.I broke 80. I dominated the par 5s. @GenoBonnalie told me a funny joke.
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Thank you to everyone who has reached or have said kind things about @GenoBonnalie and I for our @netflix full swing episode. I have some time to answer a couple questions if you guys have any.
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It’s amazing how many Twitter accounts were created in the last 2 months and they all are in favor of of the that other tour.
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This might be a bad idea, but im going to throw it out there. I have the weekend off and I’m looking for a money game tomorrow. I’d prefer it be close to Foxborough area. Want to play for enough money that it matters, but not enough to have to sell my house.
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Tomorrow I get to check off another bucket list item by playing with @PhilMickelson. I’ve been trying to get a game with him for 6 months, but I think he’s scared of my hellacious seeds. See you on the tee, Phil!.
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I grew up being a fan of the 4aces.
@Joel_Dahmen @damirduke @GenoBonnalie @netflix mr dahmen sir if i may ask a follow up, which current liv team would you fit on best?.
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First week with the fam on the road, let’s see if we can make some birds for the baby. #BucketHatBrigade @theplayerschamp @GenoBonnalie
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Max’s caddie will settle him down and he’ll be fine for the playoff. You heard it hear first. That’s why you have your best friend on the bag.
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Winning on the @PGATOUR was incredible, but surviving cancer has been my life’s greatest victory. Today is National Cancer Survivors Day, another reminder to celebrate with the people you love. #EndCancer #Myteam #BuckethatBrigade
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Look what you started @maxhoma23.
Day 1 of tweeting @Joel_Dahmen to drink beers and play a round of golf with me and my buddy who are both +14 handicaps. We will supply all the High Noons.
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If a players wins a golf tournament in a forest and no one sees it, does it count?.
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Nothing like some morning motivation from the Nature Boy! Wooooo!.
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Hey @camsmithgolf I’ve been holding off this tweet for a while. I’m mad. You made a greasy downhill putt to keep me away from a @TigerWoods pairing. I will take my anger out on you tomorrow. Good luck.
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I should have a lot of dinners coming my way!.
.@Joel_Dahmen had this for birdie at final hole Friday @SonyOpenHawaii (par-5 ninth) . Entered hole -2 (T65) … if made birdie, he would move cut line to -3. He makes par to post -2 total. Dahmen will make cut, as will the rest at -2
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On Mother’s Day, congratulations to my dad @maxhoma23! Those conditions were brutal this week and he told the whole tour to call him Daddy. Impressive stuff!.
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I’m not sure I can laugh at this more.
I have not seen this much drama over birthdays since the “My Super Sweet 16” days on MTV
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I hold the course record at all my home courses, except @mesacountryclub. That changed today with some of my good friends along for the ride. That was FUN! @brandonharks @derekbohlen @davidsonhomegroup @ihapp_1 @kschwarb12 #58
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Today is a special day. @GenoBonnalie was born on this day 39 years ago. Let’s all wish him a Happy Birthday and say nice things about him. 🎈🎁🎉.
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Nice hat @RickieFowler.
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Hi Darren, I hope you have a great day. Im going to enjoy a nice dinner and a couple adult beverages. I will still continue on my pilgrimage across the pond, despite your recommendations. Cheers.
@Joel_Dahmen dont even fly over the pond to the open. Save your time and stay the fuck home.
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I don’t have an issue with anyone going to LIV. I have an issue with them wanting to comeback and play. If the grass is so green, why do you want to come back?.
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Hey Tweeps! I qualified for the US Open yesterday and could use some help with possible housing. Dream scenario would be a 3 bedroom house. #thanks.
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I'm taking my pants off! . I'm getting #pantsdrunkforcancer and I want @RickieFowler @maxhoma23 and @GenoBonnalie to join me and @thelongdrink in the Finnish tradition of pantsdrunk (drinking at home in your underwear) to help raise money for cancer research.
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Well this is disappointing.
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Is @TRAVISMATHEW gear and $20 for some SODA’s ever a bad thing? #nope.
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Weird, I had the same tweet drafted.
On the same flight to Charlotte as @Joel_Dahmen and switched to a middle seat so I wouldn’t have to sit next to him #worthit #beef.
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Can’t wait to manhunt with you @BarstoolBigCat.
If you haven’t watched Full Swing on Netflix yet, it’s great. We do a full review on tomorrow’s PMT plus special guest Joel Dahmen.
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Thanks @GolfDigest for sharing my story. Proud to represent cancer survivors and have the support of so many. #EndCancer @mdandersonnews.
"If you're not good enough, you're not good enough, but if you put yourself out there, at least you're going to find out.”. Joel Dahmen's road to the PGA Tour was tough, but his dreams have come true after capturing his first PGA Tour win on Sunday:
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Hi Phil! Do you need a tune up for your senior tour event next week?.
@Joel_Dahmen 🤔You don’t say?.
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Twitter friends, my child is couch sick for the first time. He’s fine, but we need recommendations on what to watch for his first ever extended couch experience. Trash Truck was awesome. Any recommendations? He’s only 18 months so it’s mostly for me and his amazing mom.
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Am I crazy to support this?.
We are working hard to host an iconic event next Thursday & Friday in Arizona. Crowning both a team champion & an individual champion. Invite only & we will be exclusively & coincidentally inviting the women from these college golf teams. #LetThemPlay.
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I can’t stop watching this.
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Anybody want to caddy? All you need is a coin.
Heads or tails?. @Joel_Dahmen and caddie @GenoBonnalie were in between clubs. The coin flip worked. 😂. #QuickHits
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I’m late on this, but I bookmarked it.
"If your kid gets good at the game that doesn’t necessarily make them love the game. But if the kid loves the game, it’s likely they’ll become good at it. It’s the love that should be first.". Padraig Harrington rules. This rules. Well worth your 3 min:.
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For every player who didn’t get thru 2nd stage this year, keep your head up. I never got through myself. Keep believing.
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I think I’ve seen this before 😳.
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Happy to wake up and realize @ntaylorgolf59 wining the Canadian Open wasn’t a dream. He deserves it. Great Human.
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Everybody is telling me about this quote. I didn’t pave my own way. I have great leaders in front of me like @K_Kisner. This ain’t no hobby.
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Does anybody know or care who is leading at that other tournament?.
I've seen a few tweets about YouTube views of the LIV event yesterday. I have been tracking views - taking the number after the round concludes. The data set is extremely small - we will have a better idea in 3 or 4 more events. But are we starting to see a trend?
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My dude.
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We all have our own battles no matter how big or small. Be sympathetic and compassionate to your fellow human.
Hard not to feel for Matt Wolff right now. Going through a really tough stretch. These photos, from our @benwalton_gd, hit hard.
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Tony is a favorite in the locker room. Couldn’t be nicer. Max just happens to throw better parties when he wins!.
@Joel_Dahmen @maxhoma23 This feels like your not a buddy of Tony's.
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For all the people complaining that the tour has mishandled The Players so far, what is your reasoning? What could they have done differently?.
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Whoever wrote this has the penmanship of a 6 year old.
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@ me next time.
Joel Dahmen leads at Memorial. He had a 77.1 scoring average in his last 8 rounds at Muirfield Village before this week:. 77.74.79.81.75.72.78.81.
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Ya, but what tees did he play from?.
This is John Kilburn. He is a very nice player. John is 88 and he just broke his under his age record shooting 73 today. 15 strokes under his age. 🤯
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@ClueHeywood It’s brutal, but I need to play before I hit the road. Maybe a post round brew so I don’t have to watch you shoot 100.
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I don’t know who this guy is, but he made me laugh this morning.
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@ me next time.
Almost forgot to wish my son a Happy Son’s Day! I’m very proud of u, champ
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How much are beers at the course this week?.
Our Detroit fans haven’t forgotten, @Joel_Dahmen… #RocketMortgageClassic.
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I just sent in my resumè. Hey @TigerWoods pick me!.
The Hero World Challenge field has been announced, and there’s a very, very interesting tournament exemption spot 👀👀👀
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@GenoBonnalie is 40 years old today! Send Geno some love today and everyday. He deserves it all. Truly one of the greatest humans to walk this earth.
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Good luck with that duck hook. Rumor has it, you got smoked today. Say your prayers tonight.
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@maxhoma23 works hard and does the right thing. Sometimes he has an adult beverage. I don’t like him.
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Alright tweeps, Bay Hill kicked my ass, but my dude @GenoBonnalie and I are looking for a game this afternoon. Decent greens, decent players and somewhat close to Bay Hill. Who wants to take a tour pros money?.
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