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@DelilahMan
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3 months
@aquariusdays Just remembering this touching moment we shared for like no reason really 🤷‍♂️
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@DelilahMan i consider u a friend btw
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@promethurious @hankgreen In that blunders like this will lead to Twitter’s inevitable demise and we’ll all be freed from this wretched site? Yes.
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2 years
@jojosuniverze @Chaistrum1 @komaesa @raccoonfeet24 “What do I know” More than Ned, can tell you that much
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@DelilahMan
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10 months
@chiweethedog His brain is wet clay, and Taylor is his sculptor
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1 year
@soundthesirenpc @Real_Alpuka @promethurious @hankgreen Yeah, I was mostly being dramatic for fun, but it’s not fun when it makes light of actual addiction struggles. Hate to break the sarcastic Twitter facade but thought I should say that much
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@ch1w33th3d0g “Weird” how he 100% believed her until she said it was a white guy lmao
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@Red_0racle @RightWingCope No, the person who threw the punch got shot by the soft gel cap first, so they were acting in self defense after being assaulted
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
@44cbeans @noahbuboa @ajfeuerman @KHOLMESlive I think blamphemous sounds cooler anyway
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2 years
@impossiblyeve “You thicc as shit lol”
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@wisepissmage @generalslug The replies to this one are pretty disappointing
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@corncommunist @CryptoKing1116 @Evidentialism1 be careful what you ask for, they’ll just read Ayn Rand or something
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
Okay Hundar v AB is the best fight of the night now, the technical prowess on display was fantastic. Shame AB got gassed out in the end but he put up a really respectable fight, especially with an opponent so scary #creatorclash
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@AshtonCoxGAZ Watch it be base 98 speed
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
@SaeedDiCaprio they probably appreciate it, from what I hear most of his employees hate him
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@kuromifyy @Smartguyy I mean, I don’t doubt it, but this might be a factor too lol
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6 months
@okimstillhungry More people should take time to go on a walk around their neighborhood without their phone probably
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11 months
@BungieGumm @olivr_wtf Because of America’s anti-air tech you mean. The US is making Israel’s genocide of the Palestinian people possible
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1 year
@Red_0racle @RightWingCope Stand Your Ground laws mean that you don’t need to retreat when assaulted or accosted. They were under no legal obligation to retreat and had every right to defend themselves how they saw fit from physical aggression.
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
@spaceca60314452 He’s finally gone too far. I didn’t want to do this, but it’s time. We must release Robert Odds
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1 year
@ch1w33th3d0g does he feel like aman. when he pushes her a round
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
@RewAgain @wifeguyfieri What are you talking about? He notes multiple times he wants to look up more info on them. He’s not getting mad, he’s confused because it’s unfamiliar. That’s the natural process of learning. You’re just projecting your expectations on him
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@DelilahMan
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3 years
@sankaransimp @koobrik @SamAdlerBell @skepticalspice The whole time they’re talking about 4am EST
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@DelilahMan
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1 year
@uncooljerk Wild how none of those are worse than how that guy says Daughter
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1 year
@JoshuaPHilll I know this isn’t the point, but why do some people still say Nuke-you-lur? It’s been like almost 200 years, it can’t be that hard to learn a word
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@imjustinrandall the guy on the right
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@DradeeusKedi @drmistercody I think he just views everything happening around him as if it’s a tv plot where the writers pretend to be clever but end up making no sense.
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
@IwriteOK are people not changing the batteries in their CO2 detectors? the conspiracy in the QTs is worrying lmao
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@DelilahMan
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1 year
@Lewchube I mean it’s bad but…
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1 year
@TH_Jameson @DonutOperator yeah, I asked around and everyone there knows you
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@DelilahMan
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2 years
@JessHorserage @FemboyDCS @SamNadasky @solastsummer2 @longstreth_face Also there are several modes that don’t allow for monkey powers so one could always play those modes online
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2 years
@Idarsyourdad @Pikkle13 @CheshireDude @9_volt_ It’s like if an entire show underwent flanderization at an incredible pace
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2 years
@AuntyMyrrh @pblest @ashleyfeinberg Or looks very good, depending on who you’re rooting for
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3 years
@Orphidik Lol literally all pronouns are just made up anyway, why not have fun with it
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1 year
@nightshade105 @kassofchaos @MadeInGucci443 Since the name was invented? It’s the first sentence of the wikipedia entry for brontosaurus.
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@profshroomish Team looking like
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@OhPee_31 @spuuky Did he photoshop his face onto someone else’s pic? 💀
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1 year
@vgccorner @WolfeyGlick Respect for the maturity in this. I think coming from any other player it wouldn’t have been this bad but so much of Wolfey’s fan base aren’t VGC players so they don’t understand a lot of the process of playing and teambuilding but feel emboldened to have strong opinions anyway
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@ArKaneVGC I put his Pokemon Shuffle icon on it :)
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2 years
Mixed feelings about this take, is being pro choice also being pro eugenics? I feel like most people would agree that fetuses aren’t people yet, and so aren’t afforded rights and liberties. So why would it be wrong to abort a fetus that a person feels ill equipped to raise?
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@Sarita_CaliGirl your head must weigh so little…
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@4mgofme @lmNOTcatholic We’re not simping for mid, that’s why you’re not getting any likes
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@himynameisben95 @TTWlNK182 @oink2boink and look where that’s gotten you :)
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11 months
@Neil_VGC Not Protect on the Choice Specs set 💀💀💀
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@DelilahMan
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9 months
@magdajtaylor What are you taking about? Since when is engaging in your hobbies and having extra alone time with your S/O simply “consumption”? Obviously the main benefits of having dual incomes with no dependents is that you have more money and time, what else do you want them to talk about?
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@EuphoriTori Whenever I see one of these articles I feel like it’s just more about the struggle of being trans in our society, I don’t think men are particularly lonely
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@DonutOperator A fascist that loves slurs? crazy
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@yedoye_ That line still hits tbh
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@shinyycatherine Pokémon’s twitter has been really good the last few days all of a sudden
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When he stood up and was shorter standing
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Pervert caught red handed
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@abbygov boy mom in the making tbh
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@TH_Jameson @DonutOperator tough talk coming from someone with an AI made pfp. Is this the one where you look most like a potato, or is this all midjourney was able to do for you?
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@DrinkyMcGambles @CaptainCanady @SwampCommunist @louiseshevik It’s more that he used the exact phrase used to defend Mussolini. If he had phrased it any other way there would be some plausible deniability, but word for word quoting makes it an obvious dogwhistle to those familiar
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@LudwigAhgren @Bolverk15 Really sweet of you to include Squeex, it probably means a lot to him ❤️
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@TH_Jameson @DonutOperator god you’re unfunny. Roasts are supposed to be funny you know that right? Or at least clever 0/2 buddy
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@JoeyDBalke @dill_korsey Literally just the halo effect on live display
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@ashhhhhhole Is the blue one a shark??
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@the_one_gio The sleepy Pult before it gets spored 😬
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@SoulSurVGC Single Strike Ursh showing out, I love to see it
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2 years
@pissvortex @aquajunning It’s just the “research” (read: abuse) done on Koko the gorilla all over again
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@KoltenPope You’re severely lacking in a fundamental understand of the problem here. Tourist dollars go to the capital owning class in Hawaii, which is largely white people, and NOT the disenfranchised and colonized Native Hawaiian people. THAT is the problem.
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I just got my first Pokémon Sleep shiny!! :))
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3 years
@jihanebousfiha_ Atlanta had a good bit about this
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2 years
This is a baffling point. The story is already unbelievable, so why not clean up the language so people aren’t made to feel uncomfortable for no reason? What does replacing the word with “Inuit” take away from the series? I just don’t understand why their criticism isn’t fair
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It’s a show about children in the 1980s. The interdimensional demons and telekinetic child soldiers are more believable than the fact that the f slur isn’t in every episode.
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I just want to be a stay at home husband for someone who makes enough to also hire a maid
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@shinyycatherine It’s not greed, it’s the desire for MONEYYYY 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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@AWESOMEBILL59 @ramkochr @BradKutner @KatzOnEarth Don’t forget everyone’s favorite warmongering company, Raytheon
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@punished_cait I scrolled on his page for a while, and besides the “alpha” labeling, it all seems wholesome. Is there a reason for picking on him for being a little insecure abt height? like is this warranted?
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About to go get my guts rearranged, wish me luck 🥴
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@fistofcraz Leftism is when you’re not allowed to make silly little jokes
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@J0_Sang @RayRizzoVGC You should probably turn your phone off and go to bed, you’re really worked up lol
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Death Note is a powerful clash between Light Yagami, who represents what guys think girls find attractive Vs L, who girls actually find attractive.
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@thesaurustext @KTM_stan @VComforti @JulieAbridged Incel communities have long harbored these violent fascists. Their community was co-opted and they did little to nothing to stop it. It’s not the world’s fault incel communities fell to the fascists, it’s the community’s fault.
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@KKobra77 @Lmao_YeaOk @papermoonkisses @570N3F157 @Finchinator2 If you’ve been banned from PS multiple times, it’s time to look inward
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@batsdingerbonds @bartlebooth45 @BenMurry5 @sfpelosi So what you’re saying is that she’s actually a moron? Wait no actually that tracks
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@BeCoolHousewife @queenveej they have these really cool things called stores where you can pick from any of the apples there, highly recommend it
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@Queen_Natasia @drillz_da_boss @Taxedodger12 That’s called confirmation bias, because why would you note every time the weather is exactly as predicted
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@i_lovePack @lhaslamb @JamesRo8965328 @thebennybounce @dreadconquest ? That’s where the incident happened. It’s a New Zealand church that painted over the rainbow crossing. In New Zealand.
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@Gimply32 @barfieldgussy @ettingermentum Have we ruled out divine placebo?
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@bussinoutdat @FilledwithUrine okay but i kinda wanna try that now?
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Idk if crowd sourcing people’s opinions on a couple teenagers’ lives is a good idea
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@HoodRichMill1 @BrittSaphXO @weird_Cvder Dude you’re literally being the guy in the meme. Why do you need to make up a scenario where asking for permission to touch a woman’s body is less feasible? The point of the post is that shit isn’t gonna happen 99.9% of the time, so just worry about regular everyday consent
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Spotify found out I like some weird music so now half of my discover weekly is seemingly pleasant nice songs that devolve into a nightmare hell scape of sound halfway through, and it’s getting old fast
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@ch1w33th3d0g People who struggle with mental health issues are more likely to use drugs in general, not unique to weed
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2 years
@Idarsyourdad @Pikkle13 @CheshireDude @9_volt_ Flanderization is a phenomenon named after the Simpsons character, Ned Flanders, where a complicated character with some standout traits over time loses complexity in order to accommodate further accentuation of his standout traits. This makes the character more flat and boring
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"how do you know I'm not a serial killer" Imma be honest, I hope you are
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