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@PapaChois

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27 | Fast vehicle enthusiast | Professional disappointment | Aspiring irrelevant internet celebrity | Return to monkee. Instagram: Papachois

Austin, TX
Joined November 2009
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3 years
Give me 2-3 years and ima get that fuckin Twitter checkmark, mark my words.
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@Pomster20 @nicholasdeorio If you get a broken nose from sparring you’re sparring wrong or with the wrong people.
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@Rick960828781 @MargBarAmerica Totally not about to take intro classes at 27 over the summer 💀
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@JayCartere @DailyLoud As someone who went to high school in Vegas, this is about what you can expect from their education system.
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7 years
@MagicDevil7 @Lucky1Trey @JappOffJones I can't even tell where the thick begins and where the thick ends
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@NootNoo13070761 @greentexts_bot Why is your food so bland then
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2 years
@ANGRYPUG @Dexerto She’s Irish, isn’t it like her born right to be intoxicated ?
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5 years
For those who want some proof though. Here’s the letter that was taped to our door.
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3 years
@pedroguillen28 @__apriill__ Tweeted from a device with a GPS chip Facial ID and a fingerprint scanner.
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1 year
@casualgamer42 @LocalBateman It’s the whole reason he left the show, the writers don’t respect it
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5 years
I feel it’s only right to tell my side of living with @SattelizerGames and how Havoc was treated. Starting at the apartments.
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2 years
@Evanit0 It was the waffle house slander
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@experiment7777 @bluegreytan Ribs don’t snap like paper when frozen.
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@arpedax @NootNoo13070761 @greentexts_bot It was more pointed at British people who are typically the ones who did the conquering for spices.
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@PapaChois
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5 years
I remember he came out of his stream room one day after a significantly large donation (where he “teared up” on stream, saying how tiring it is to fake being grateful for his viewers. This man is legit a sociopath and doesn’t have a shred of empathy or care for others.
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1 year
@VCTF_ @DiscussingFilm I platinum’d it
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7 years
Like here's a fuckin thread for ya.
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2 years
@rickyberwick Bold to assume they had any sort of father figure.
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3 years
@jimcramer Your obsession with WSB is kinda getting out of hand.
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5 years
The facade he puts up to his stream is insane. He portrays this lighthearted caring dude when in reality he cares about nothing but fame and fortune. He doesn’t care about his family, his friends, his viewers, or even his dog.
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3 years
@LeeRob1221 @247px no one wants to learn a trade though, they want to thrive off working retail their whole life.
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1 year
@Ult1mateMan @pearlythingz I mean she’s very obviously gotten plastic surgery done.
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1 year
@BrianMJr1985 @jakeshieldsajj The average American woman is 5’4
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7 years
@haaheehaahee @spacetrek9 the dude had full auto weapons... which are illegal.
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1 year
@KristenRaeTTV @aspenisoffline It’s pretty well known that hospitals charge insurance companies an insane premium, if you ask for an itemized bill and say you’re uninsured the bill magically drops by like 95%
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@PapaChois
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5 years
I remember talking to mike about rehoming havoc because he doesn’t take care of him and his main argument for keeping him was for his stream emotes and because his chat loves him.
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1 year
@TJShannon87 @GameSlushPile @DailyLoud I did it the other day to burn some spiders nests lmao
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2 years
@finneas Use your phones mobile hotspot as a primary network ;)
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5 years
Havoc is not crate trained, nor has he had any form of separation training. He is a 4 year old husky who ,until shit went public, had been walked maybe once a month. I remember when we first moved into the house Havoc would flinch if you went to pet him.
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5 years
He was walked maybe once or twice in the 6 months I lived here. I remember going to his apartment, and havoc was almost always in his cage and he would always be licking the walls. Also this dog was malnourished. He was skin and bones yet mike didn’t seem to care.
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5 years
Moving on to the house. We move in around August I think, fairly hot month. Havoc was stuck in the back yard until December or so when a neighbor threatened to call the police on Mike for neglecting his dog. Who had been whining every night at the door for months.
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@PapaChois
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5 years
We had separate apartments but we were in the same complex. Havoc was allotted a single red solo cup of food per day. His feeding time was very irregular because it was wholly dependent on if Mike started playing league of legends before he was fed or not.
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@PapaChois
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11 months
@feelxpain @Alildore Not gonna bring up the 5000 rockets Hamas has fired out of Gaza at Israel?
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5 years
If that’s not a telltale sign of some sort of abuse I don’t know what is. I never saw mike physically hit havoc, but I did see him angrily drag him by his collar and hit his cage fairly often. Depended on mikes mood. If he was in an argument with his girlfriend
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(This continued to the house we ended up renting together) Havoc was pretty much stuck in his cage all day unless it was time for his once or, if mike was feeling generous twice a day bathroom expedition to the front patch of grass.
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5 years
All bystanding parties would be lashed out upon. This included Havoc, my other roommate, and me. There were times when it would be mid afternoon (4-6pm) where Havoc still hadn’t been fed or let outside, but mike was awake, and playing games in his office.
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1 year
@Zomo_CEO @notgloh Plenty of women give it up for broke bums, they just complain about it after
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3 years
According to the food industry it costs ~20%
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It costs $0.00 to be a decent human being.
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@shannonsharpeee Homie was dead as soon as he hit the pavement, the back of his skull slammed into the asphalt at 45mph.
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@AngelicAngieTv @lovedoveclarke The song kinda just trash in general
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7 years
@PaleBethanRose besides the fact I've been DMing her since last night? 🤔 smh y'all just never checked if I actually responded
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6 months
@POSTBIOLOGICAL This just in, wealthy people aren’t allowed to skate.
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11 months
@HanchoJackHTX @whitest_injera It’s $35 usd for 2kg of Nutella, so like 4.4 pounds. $8 USD per pound. Not as bad as it seems.
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@kittysostoned Yo that’s wild
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@mothlevi @DAQUANDSG Why are they staying with bums like that then? Some personal accountability is required.
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11 months
@needym0nster @HanchoJackHTX @whitest_injera Fuck it just buy a bucket of it on Amazon.
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1 year
@Zomo_CEO @DRESPITFACTS Can’t make someone change if they don’t want to change themselves.
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@fr4nkie_777 @Ult1mateMan @pearlythingz Brother she got a completely new nose
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1 year
Hey @GamerSupps whats a guy gotta do to get a shaker cup with @strongwaifu on it
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2 years
@banananiccce Why does Andrew Tate follow you?
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@dakittenlair @rxughed You’re just objectively incorrect.
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@rottedframe @LucasOrdine Who needs brain when have supercharged v10
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2 years
@Stillhet3 @finneas Log back out to reset the 31 days and then go back to the wifi you were using
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5 years
To everyone asking why I didn’t take care of the dog or say anything. Or file a police report 1. He lied about feeding him and letting him out constantly, so you wouldn’t know he had actually been out or fed 2. Seemed unnecessary at the time 3. Hindsight is 20-20. I should’ve 🤷🏻‍♀️
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1 year
@ALM1GHTY_PUSH @sandavidcito 36 buckets of water 😐
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2 years
@Stillhet3 @finneas You just log in and don’t actually use any data.
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2 years
@DesmondSilvers Reset? Nah ban them for the rest of the wipe at minimum.
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@RazorATX @melinagoranson The new cards are the tits
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8 years
Maybe he drives a scubaru
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7 years
To all the lovely ladies who followed me today, my DMs are open 🏀
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@SattelizerGames Update: He also puts ketchup on his expensive steaks. He is a true heathen.
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4 years
@angelquewte @tarrikittyartt Apparently complaining to Isabel does nothing.
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@lavidalightskin sorry was at a meeting, what's good
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@BryceUp Bryce….. don’t do this to me… not today
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@Albert_curious @Rainmaker1973 Go tell that to the ancient Egyptians.
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@Mariestomb Because he still owes us rent.
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@AKBlackmann @grittyrepublic @Kaibutsu Who was the guy god literally tortured for the memes to “test his faith”
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9 years
@SincerelyTumblr yet the only people who buy those magazines are women. You contribute to your own problems.
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@Mariestomb And didn’t want to cause issues until after we were out of the house and ties were severed.
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3 years
Issa vibe
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@R0ryMclaughlin @DailyLoud You know that’s a real gun right? It’s a p90.
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3 years
Made birria tacos for dinner 👀
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6 years
Well I guess now since my parents know. I bought a lambo.
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@Exez9 @Amoomoo_ Yea a neighbor is gonna stamp a seal of authenticity on a note taped to someone’s door headass
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I did a thing
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@KristenRaeTTV People who hate on pineapple pizza are the same people who order chicken tenders at a fancy restaurant
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@TerkvLive @Pestily If it’s not big red I’mma be pissed
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2 years
Let’s fucking go!
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6 years
summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Will to live 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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@PapaChois
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2 years
This list is a red flag 🚩
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my ick list
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@ricky_horstman @Ovirtuous_ @onlysamsdotcom It’s also accurate to how us men deal with our trauma.
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27 🎊🎉
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7 years
@lavidalightskin shiiit I can't disappoint my fans. 😂
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4 years
Yo these quarantine cuts be going hard
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@astroidangels @feelxpain @Alildore Hamas themselves claims it was 5000
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