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Saved this photo for posterity, can you also make it smaller for every 10% “Yes”?
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@bettercallsalh
That the real Eli Lilly had to respond with “we’re still charging for Insulin” and come off even worse made it magical
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@KrisWolfheart
Amazing to see in real time that all those failed prank channel YouTubers saw that one guy get shot in a mall for shoving a phone in a stranger’s face a while back, and the lesson they took was to just pivot to a target that people wouldn’t be sympathetic to.
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@ettingermentum
He know he’s going to Mormon Heaven, who cares about a state lvl dispute when you’re getting your own Planet
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@hauntedbottom
Hank goes to a furry con to find Bobby, meets an anthropomorphic bloodhound who likes football & fishing outside their fursona. Dale & Bill infiltrate the furry con, wind up at one of the hotel after parties
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@davejorgenson
@jk_rowling
This isn’t an accurate prediction cause the Author actually has a moment of introspection & self reflection after taking Arnold’s criticism to heart.
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@Hbomberguy
@modernmodron
Hbomberguy: “this video on plagiarism may have taken months, and is longer than anything before, but I’ll release it when it’s perfect.”
Severed monkeys paw: *Curls finger*
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@ExileGrimm
“Oh you think Drake is a predator cause of how he interacts with 16 year old girls!? Well here’s a thorough list of the age of consent laws for each state & province!”
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@incognitofinito
Elon constantly relearning the Streisand Effect the hard way will never not be funny.
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@RaceplayShawty
Attaching one of those stress bracelets to Alan Moore, showing him this & powering a city
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@klssyourenemy
His real problem with Gen Z is that they’re starting to get too old for his tastes
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@Srirachachau
I’m on vageta’s side: why on earth would I want to go watch my wife’s ex play baseball when I could day drink by my own pool on my own island?
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@OnlyAWorldAway
It’s kinda funny that the audience she has now are largely none of the people that grew up reading her books, even more burned them, but they lovebombed her into burning every other bridge.
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@MxVivianWulf
It has to be cause of the blowback from turning off starlink during that mission & people going “hey how is one rich defense contractor weirdo able to circumvent an entire military organization & not be hauled in front of congress” & someone in congress going “hey yeah…”
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@esjesjesj
@halomancer1
It’s like he’s doing a bit & pauses to wait on the applause that he imagined those lines would get in the movie in his head
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@ratbitebaby
Great lesson in online etiquette, children: if you’re gonna talk with your fists on social media, maybe don’t put personal info, such as your place of employment on your public profile
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@PBSImpulse9
She’s on hour 96 of “posting through it” and this has never been more relevant.
Also as the original guy requested, please leave her be, she’s clearly not well since she’s now trying to dox people.
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@edzitron
Elon is approaching this fight like Cartman in talking a big game while also looking for every conceivable out he can use, while Zuck is approaching it with the intent to personally take care of one of his own rivals that doesn’t require paying lawyers.
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@CaseyExplosion
Somerton, after having to delete his twitter & Patreon, seeing the music YouTuber upload a video:
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@Machzero0
@ettingermentum
“Sure your the head of a cult of murderers that worship the void, but the Knights of The Nine could really use some help”
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@Srirachachau
Downright depressing that Charlie Manson isn’t even the top 3 worst things to have happened to him.
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@TheoGary
@VoicesByZane
@ngsaminat
You forgot the best part:
DM: “… they were going to release you, now your wanted fugitives”
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@IwriteOK
That’s probably the real downfall of social media, it used to be you had to know where to go if you wanted to talk to Nazis or see their propaganda. Now your parents & relatives get fed a steady stream of it & talk to Nazis without even realizing it
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@drmistercody
Best way to tell that Daily Wire co are all just Hollywood washouts & wannabes is that they just remade Juwanna Mann but are super serious & mad about it.
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@Srirachachau
TMZ pissing off the entire nation of Ireland about to wake up to a Belfast parking job
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@Very__Regular
The opening title card MUST be a POV shot looking down as Trump/the audience goes down the golden escalators seeing the members of the press looking back up at him/the audience, anything else would be a miscarriage of film-making.
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@Sallymander40k
We just had a whole ass prestige series where the white dude was made standard bearer (Hatamoto) cause he made the clan lord have a laugh every now & then, yet they don’t seem to be up in arms about that distinction.
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@VoicesByZane
My honest overly generous guess was some bean counter in the C-Suite probably figured guests would be too busy with the already overpacked itenerary. But seriously for $6K for 2 nights it would basically be free advertising for itself.
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@VoicesByZane
@ngsaminat
*group comes up with an insane scheme with the portal wand the DM hadn’t prepped for*
“Alright you managed to get the portal entrance in” *rolls some dice* “and it falls over, oops”
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@tonyhawktruther
Someone kept asking about “the incident” as a way to drum up engagement & content
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@willmenaker
Assuming it’s from “unlicensed sellers.” But also losing my mind at Empire State of Mind being played at an official drug burn.
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@MattBinder
I think more people would be shocked to hear Scott Baio was still in CA this whole time.
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@poisonjr
Going for the moonshot but it’s the same reason hangings & lynchings would turn into festive gatherings, people will find entertainment anywhere and so long as they feel the person “deserves it” all the better for their conscience & they won’t have to reflect on it.
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@ettingermentum
It really does come from a place of “something should be done” (without actually doing anything) & “how can I make this about me?”
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@Srirachachau
“We’ve finally came to the conclusion that leftists were screaming at us months ago, here’s why it will be there fault if/when Biden loses”
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@InternetHippo
Society lost its way when Bank Robbers weren’t able to burn records of liens & debts after robbing said bank
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@_night_brain__
It arguably has the best writing of any modern Star Wars anything and goes to great detail in showing how the empire operates VIA bureaucratic & private sector levers, and eventual complacency; and how the rebellion is likely to be made of criminals & zealots.
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@hauntedbottom
Also while we’re here: Dale & Bill learn about fursonas from the internet but don’t quite “get it.” Dale’s Fursona is a mongoose “the ultimate hunter”
Bill mixes up furries & Bronies, shows up in a My Little Pony costume
Boomhauer’s already at the hotel party, his is a fox.
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@headfallsoff
A single line of Dialogue uttered by Han “we’ll see you in Hell” meant they had to come up with a whole ass religion for the Star Wars universe
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@MightyKeef
“Oh this isekai series could be interesting, the main character gets transported to this fantasy… oh it becomes another Harem series…”
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@ExileGrimm
The funny thing is that the “silent majority” has always kinda been a myth, but with the advent of social media & the internet. They’re forced to confront the fact that a lot people really do see them as weirdos & it’s driving them wild.
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I wouldn’t exactly cry if he got the Robespierre dental plan
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@HeyItsVadim
“But maybe if we keep moving to the right, the Neo-reactionaries will finally meet us halfway”
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@ExileGrimm
Going by their “SNL” they really don’t think much of the tourists spending good money on the birthright trips either
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@InternetHippo
Cause otherwise the scions & failsons that rule
The fiefdoms that Homest Jim’s props up will try to start an actual political coup
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@americanwombat
Hey I wonder if it was a good idea for Musk to mass reply with 💩 to all those emails he got asking him specific questions regarding his handling of twitter.
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@literElly
Also sadly if you’re gonna do an extreme form of protest, where the end result is sacrificing your own life, filming/streaming it makes it a hell of a lot harder for the media to bury you & the act or to spin it some other way.
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@doulbedoink
The TL;DW version: he beats around the bush rather than just say “I’m sorry I plagiarized & stole others work” does atleast hint at “doing something/contributing funds” to the creators he stole from. Says he just wants to make vids but also starting his patreon back up
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@afrocosmist
These would be the kind of dudes who would either pull at their collars or do some type of maudlin if you asked them if the Haitian slaves “went to far” when they rebelled & started killing plantation owners & their families
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@NoBiscotti
Ok this made me lol in real life, atleast he’s being honest with his exotification fetish
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@RightWingCope
Reminds me of the quote that “so many chuds know Nazis burned books that they associate any critiques of their opinions as censorship, but not that the Nazis burned books on gender & transsexualism; not on being a chud”
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@VoicesByZane
@ngsaminat
This especially, you can see the throughline of all the play sessions, also a very forgiving DM
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@CaseyExplosion
Not content with destroying one of Tommy Tallarico’s world record, the Leviathan feasts upon several YouTubers
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@punishedgummies
It’s probably too infamous for this exact reason, but we can’t forget this prime example:
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@sunfyred
The whole prophecy of Ice & Fire was the canary in the coal mine. “Oh Aegon believed he needed to conquer cause of some prophecy” rather than the fact they had the westerosi equivalent of Nukes that gave them the belief that they were fit to rule since no one else had dragons.
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@baddestmamajama
Back in a highscool a girl asked me if I’d be going to the prom & how she wasn’t going with anyone. I said “yeah I don’t wanna go stag so I’m gonna hang with some friends.” I was in my second year of college when I realized what she was trying to ask, so yes, we are that dim.
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@gayest_tone
Even better, a government where you pay out several different entities instead of one & have no say in how the contracts get drawn up
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@Very__Regular
A little annoyed that it’s just “even more people came forward with stories about the CEO laughing as he pissed in God’s eye regarding safety regulations & literal ocean physics” than “here’s inside camera footage the literal moment when explosive decompression kicked in”
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@AriDrennen
The brainrot is real, imagine going to spend some time with your family cause your dad’s on his way off the mortal coil, and your sibling spends the entirety of it making it as awkward as possible & live-tweeting it, talking about “don’t deadname my cat” like what?
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@MattBinder
Kinda funny that Chaya still hasn’t gotten over being the unpopular kid in highscool even in her 30’s
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@AriDrennen
If anyone was shocked, they told on themselves with lady ballers where they were pretending it was about the “sacredness of women’s sports and competition” but was really just them shitting on women’s sports, with schlubs who haven’t played ball in 15 years beating professionals
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@IwriteOK
Don’t know honestly which is more infuriating, Somerton again referencing self harm as an emotional manipulation rather than taking accountability (no “I stole cause disabled” doesn’t count) or the grifters like PC willing to farm his possible death for engagement & monetization
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@VoicesByZane
Really goes to show that the only real critique of Andor, already being the best modern Star Wars media, is that while it went to great lengths to show the private sector & bureacratic ways the empire operates, it doesn’t show much of the cultural influence beyond rich party folk
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@AidanCTweets
The sadder ones are those still doubling down, like that one poster who said she was ultimately fine with the prospect of her wife being taken off their kids birth certificate, like I sincerely hope her wife finds that post & calls up a lawyer.
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