Danny Conrad
@DannyJConrad
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Chicago, IL
Joined August 2013
A heartfelt 12 second mourning period from my dad before getting back to business. Wordle now, grieve later
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Guy behind me in line with an Icehouse tallboy asks if he can cut me in line bc he’s in a rush. I said sure np then walk outside after and see him posted up on the side of Walgreens drinking his Icehouse. I go “Big rush huh” and he says “Yeah, I was in a rush to start drinking.”.
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This was like your family coming in for Parents Weekend and seeing your college house for the 1st time.
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Sometimes I go with the chopped salad at Portillos so I'm not a scumbag takin down 2k calories before noon but I've just been informed that this "salad" is nearly double the amount of calories as a beef. I am legit Regina George finding out shes been eating kalteen bars right now.
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Bears lose, leave Soldier, walk a mile via ramp, walk a 2nd mile for Uber, contemplate the L, pass the L and see a mosh pit, find bar while waiting for surcharge to pass, ask bartender for charger, call still slightly overpriced Uber, home 2 hrs later. The Chicago walk of shame.
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Same guy who said Chips Ahoy cookies were children food earlier this week is now Saran wrapping his eggs with Kraft Singles. Greetings from Planet Cheah.
It’s only the second week of January but homemade breakfast of the year while using Kraft singles may already be in the bag. Eggs over medium with Kraft singles.Home style potatoes with salt, pepper, ketchup.Toast with salted butter .Not pictured: 12 oz. fresh grapefruit juice
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Steven Cheah is sitting in front of me on the bus and suddenly says “woah!” and points out the window. I look out the window expecting to see some sort of cool landmark or horses at the bare minimum. It was his dental insurance company’s office building.
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I think about Will answering what a frog turns into during metamorphosis with “Prince….oh, uh tadpole.” at least once a week and laugh every time 🐐
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I don’t wanna become a conspiracy theory guy but twitter makes it so hard sometimes
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Been with him all day and he hasn’t said it once.
I've been randomly saying to myself "PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!!" all day today.
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There’s something oddly satisfying about watching Young Mantis make free throws. Never truly know if it’s gonna hit but always does at the last second. Its like watching the DVD logo hit the corner of the screen every time
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Best part of all this is that Eddie’s main reason for getting on a plane to Istanbul isnt for his hair transplant, its to be front row for Dave’s. This is the penultimate episode in the WSD Doc and Ed wouldnt miss it for his own wedding. Part of me thinks it’ll be oddly emotional.
Meanwhile @EddieBarstool paid the big bucks for a real upgrade and is already holding court in business class
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Cathedral goes up in flames 1st time in 856 years on the same day the Taft kids go to visit it and we’re really gonna call it a coincidence.
While on a school trip, a group of Taft HS students visited Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris just hours before the fire. The students will return to Chicago later this week.
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The more you think about it the more you realize, you’ve never seen a girl sitting in a recliner
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Finally about to see what all this New York bagel hype is about
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Spending Derrick Rose Day in Green Bay. Might as well be celebrating the 4th of July in Afghanistan
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Went to the Shedd for the first time in years. This shits getting out of hand
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Have fun with the dude cheerleaders at A&M.
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Wish I woulda read this sooner. Chaps just kicked my ass in front of everyone on the bus while Cheah screamed Gahd Damn for a minute straight.
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Can’t wait for my boys trip this weekend. Just me, the guys, couple bottles of Jameson, playoff football, some high-stakes poker, and my girlfriend.
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Part of me wants to gift my brother the signed Post Malone guitar from Yak for Christmas, purely just to see his reaction when he’s forced to hand me a $20 Potbelly’s giftcard in return.
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First they get mad about the tarantulas, now they’re saying they don’t like pythons either. Impossible to please these people
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OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL. THANK YOU @barstoolsports.
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Mintzy revealing to WSD that he took an adderall right before the eating competition was an unreal development. @ChrisKlemmer’s Rat Race:
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No one’s talking about that catch tho @BarstoolRyguy
Apologies to Security Mike. Nearly killed him with the ball spike. Never done anything like that in my life.
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People don’t realize the Yellow M&M in the commercials has a deeper voice because he has nuts.
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Hearing rumors that Barstool Chief requested a smoking room for his hotel in Nashville because he thought he needed to in order to hit his e-cig.
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"Chicago has to try to distinguish between the gunshots and the fireworks tonight”
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My roommate just walks in and casually says he’s throwing a last minute bachelor party for his brother at our place. “By the way we’re drinking to death tonight.” Just went from a quiet night to cigs inside.
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I’ve never been more wrong about anything than I was about assuming the backstage apples would go to waste @FeitsBarstool
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Who has that one Barstool Sports moment?.
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I’ve never even met someone who’s had a parking spot this close to an arena. My father would be rock hard rn
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I still watch this video once a week bare minimum. 50% Norwegian, 50% you dont wanna know. “You wanna go to da moon?” should’ve been what “hawk tuah” was.
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Only reason I brought crack to the Christmas special was because I knew Brandon would forget his
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The sound Cheah made after he thought the tarantula bit him might become my new text tone
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Can’t get over this reckless neck turn mid buzzcut from @nickysmokess. That right eye brow must have a guardian angel
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Walked outta my hotel room the past 2 mornings to a rogue bag of Taco Bell outside of @Glenny_balls room. 0-2 or 2-2 depending on how you look at it
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I’ve cried from laughing at this 4 separate times so far tn with @Blutman27. The outfit, the clean white shoes, the slightly bent knee. It’s the perfect comparison.
Someone said ”@BarstoolChief is dressed like a male cheerleader” and I can’t stop laughing. #DKPartner
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Just an unreal lie that I cried at the man sleepover last night. This is the same guy who managed to convince everyone that I fucked Ice Spice mind you . I also hated how much @BarstoolBigCat believed this
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Lady just buzzed Barstool Chi HQ and immediately barges in as I open the door. She starts screaming at me in Polish then says “give me my money, it mine” I fire up Google Translations and tell her in Polish she has the wrong place. She giggles and leaves. Live to see another day.
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Throwing up sitting criss cross applesauce on Clark Street is the lowest you can ever feel.
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Imagine if Chicago journalists realized the Cody Parkey guy and the John Cusack guy do a podcast together. Unbelievable miss by the I-Team @RedLineRadio.
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Waiting in line at Jewel with my basket in one hand, a 12er of seltzers in the other. 12er suddenly tears and cans get to droppin. I freeze for the longest second of my life as I wait for the dreaded sound of hissing to begin. What am I supposed to do with 4 bursting cans in the.
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Pathetic that 40 and sunny in Chicago on a Wednesday is enough for my brain to suggest day drinking. Not a drinking problem it’s a climate problem.
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Thinking of starting a new series where Barstool employees are attempting to do a video in one take when suddenly Mintzy wanders into the same room. 1st one’s practice so doesn’t count @BarstoolTate
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The guy next to Mintzy
Mardi Gras Bobblehead Night in NOLA & I clearly need some unboxing lessons….
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Just thought of a new idea for how to announce my gambling picks every day
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Naming a professional sports stadium every time we order a new drink . @TommyLeighJr @EBoKnowss @jmccarthy55 @TJHitchings @Philly_Mays
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Saw a viral Reddit post about a fan-made Grinch 2 script. I need the prequel before I need the sequel though. We saw how successful baby Yoda was yet we don’t even think of tapping into Baby Grinch. If Hollywood was smart they’d buy a bucket of green paint and DM The Rizzler rn
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Weird I thought I was opening my fortune, not my close friend’s. I’m starting to think these things are bullshit
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Pull the plug - people who don’t put the grocery divider stick down for you. Have a little etiquette
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The vocal pipes on these beer vendors don’t get enough credit. Borderline opera singers
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I think Tate’s entering Day 5 of wearing a full MLB uniform. Ronnie Woo-Woo protégé.
Guardians walk it off. Cave was absolute chaos when the games overlapped.
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In the bathroom at @StoolRiverNorth and while I’m urinating Eddie goes up to the bathroom attendant and points at me and says “this guy hates bathroom attendants” and walks out.
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