Danny Conrad
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A heartfelt 12 second mourning period from my dad before getting back to business. Wordle now, grieve later
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Guy behind me in line with an Icehouse tallboy asks if he can cut me in line bc he’s in a rush. I said sure np then walk outside after and see him posted up on the side of Walgreens drinking his Icehouse. I go “Big rush huh” and he says “Yeah, I was in a rush to start drinking.”
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This was like your family coming in for Parents Weekend and seeing your college house for the 1st time
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Sometimes I go with the chopped salad at Portillos so I'm not a scumbag takin down 2k calories before noon but I've just been informed that this "salad" is nearly double the amount of calories as a beef. I am legit Regina George finding out shes been eating kalteen bars right now
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Steven Cheah is sitting in front of me on the bus and suddenly says “woah!” and points out the window. I look out the window expecting to see some sort of cool landmark or horses at the bare minimum. It was his dental insurance company’s office building
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I don’t wanna become a conspiracy theory guy but twitter makes it so hard sometimes
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Been with him all day and he hasn’t said it once
I've been randomly saying to myself "PUT IT IN REVERSE TERRY!!" all day today
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There’s something oddly satisfying about watching Young Mantis make free throws. Never truly know if it’s gonna hit but always does at the last second. Its like watching the DVD logo hit the corner of the screen every time
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Cathedral goes up in flames 1st time in 856 years on the same day the Taft kids go to visit it and we’re really gonna call it a coincidence
While on a school trip, a group of Taft HS students visited Notre Dame Cathedral in Paris just hours before the fire. The students will return to Chicago later this week.
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The more you think about it the more you realize, you’ve never seen a girl sitting in a recliner
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Finally about to see what all this New York bagel hype is about
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Went to the Shedd for the first time in years. This shits getting out of hand
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Wish I woulda read this sooner. Chaps just kicked my ass in front of everyone on the bus while Cheah screamed Gahd Damn for a minute straight
Come on the bus heading to Camp Barstool if you want your ass kicked
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Can’t wait for my boys trip this weekend. Just me, the guys, couple bottles of Jameson, playoff football, some high-stakes poker, and my girlfriend
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OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL.
THANK YOU
@barstoolsports
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Mintzy revealing to WSD that he took an adderall right before the eating competition was an unreal development
@ChrisKlemmer
’s Rat Race:
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No one’s talking about that catch tho
@BarstoolRyguy
Apologies to Security Mike. Nearly killed him with the ball spike. Never done anything like that in my life.
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People don’t realize the Yellow M&M in the commercials has a deeper voice because he has nuts
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Hearing rumors that Barstool Chief requested a smoking room for his hotel in Nashville because he thought he needed to in order to hit his e-cig
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"Chicago has to try to distinguish between the gunshots and the fireworks tonight”
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My roommate just walks in and casually says he’s throwing a last minute bachelor party for his brother at our place. “By the way we’re drinking to death tonight.” Just went from a quiet night to cigs inside.
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I’ve never been more wrong about anything than I was about assuming the backstage apples would go to waste
@FeitsBarstool
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I still watch this video once a week bare minimum. 50% Norwegian, 50% you dont wanna know. “You wanna go to da moon?” should’ve been what “hawk tuah” was
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Walked outta my hotel room the past 2 mornings to a rogue bag of Taco Bell outside of
@Glenny_balls
room. 0-2 or 2-2 depending on how you look at it
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I’ve cried from laughing at this 4 separate times so far tn with
@Blutman27
. The outfit, the clean white shoes, the slightly bent knee. It’s the perfect comparison
Someone said ”
@BarstoolChief
is dressed like a male cheerleader” and I can’t stop laughing.
#DKPartner
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Just an unreal lie that I cried at the man sleepover last night. This is the same guy who managed to convince everyone that I fucked Ice Spice mind you
I also hated how much
@BarstoolBigCat
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Lady just buzzed Barstool Chi HQ and immediately barges in as I open the door. She starts screaming at me in Polish then says “give me my money, it mine” I fire up Google Translations and tell her in Polish she has the wrong place. She giggles and leaves. Live to see another day.
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Throwing up sitting criss cross applesauce on Clark Street is the lowest you can ever feel
Wrigleyville is healing
(via ig:the_air_hunter)
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Imagine if Chicago journalists realized the Cody Parkey guy and the John Cusack guy do a podcast together. Unbelievable miss by the I-Team
@RedLineRadio
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Pathetic that 40 and sunny in Chicago on a Wednesday is enough for my brain to suggest day drinking. Not a drinking problem it’s a climate problem
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Thinking of starting a new series where Barstool employees are attempting to do a video in one take when suddenly Mintzy wanders into the same room. 1st one’s practice so doesn’t count
@BarstoolTate
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The guy next to Mintzy
Mardi Gras Bobblehead Night in NOLA & I clearly need some unboxing lessons….
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Just thought of a new idea for how to announce my gambling picks every day
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Pull the plug - people who don’t put the grocery divider stick down for you. Have a little etiquette
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The vocal pipes on these beer vendors don’t get enough credit. Borderline opera singers
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In the bathroom at
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When someone tells me theyre from the NW side
Brain: Don't say it. Youre 26 years old. You musta figured out a different way to find out about someone from around here by now. Try bringin up mutual interests, see if you and her have similar hob-
Me: what grade school you go to
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I should be dehydrated on my parent’s couch right now with a junior burrito posted up in my chest, reading a text from a girl I went to grade school with telling me last night was a mistake. Coronavirus is the worst
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My Uber driver just started sneezing so much that we had to pull over on Division. 14 sneezes and counting. We’re at the point where I’m awkwardly asking how I can help. Just offered to drive
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Oh no. Forgot to take the hoop nose ring out before filming. Now everyone will know you wear one all day off-camera only
@barstoolchief
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What makes this all funnier is that Smokes has been talkin about how excited he is for Summertime Chi since October and now he’s about to miss probably all of it. Like a child stranded at an airport on Christmas Eve. Rooting for you tho
@nickysmokess
I need my hometown more than ever. Now it’s South Florida vs Barstool. They can’t even make me a flyer? Say less.
Pop Up Locations/Times:
Friday 6PM-12AM The Den
Saturday 10AM-Close American Social
Sunday Morning- American Social
(Addresses below)
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Sitting by this guy at the bar who screams every time his fantasy players get a yard. He just went to the bathroom and another guy got up and threw the guy’s sunglasses in the trash. Hes gonna ask me where his sunglasses went and now Im gonna have to tell him to check the garbage
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#JusticeForLigmaBallsack
Side note- I may be an intern for Barstool Chicago, but I’m an unpaid intern.
Meaning that I technically don’t “work” for them.
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These kids don’t know what Akon is capable of
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Getting asked what you do for a living by a TikToker on the streets
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New and old Barstool employees just assembling out of nowhere for a common cause. This is gonna be like the Toby Macguire Andrew Garfield crossover in Tom Holland’s Spider-Man
#DKPartner
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Shut your hoe ass up and make some memes
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Love how fist bumps are the new norm now. There’s a different level of intimacy. With handshakes you become acquaintances, with fist bumps you immediately become dawgs with one another
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Just remembered capturing this rare shot of All Biz Pete attempting to enjoy nature. Its like a dad awkwardly head-bobbing at a rap concert but its a tech guy pretending to admire Wisconsin
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Said to myself “No way my Uber driver is playing audio from an episode of The Big Bang Theory in his car speakers right now, right?” a good 3 times in my head before I decided to ask him. Confirmed
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Normalize giving corned beef the year-round respect it deserves and not solely around Paddy’s Day
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Eddie’s hand couldn’t be more robotic when he pets a dog. It’s like a princess waving
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Didn’t really even want the Kit-Kat or Reeses but I knew a deal when I saw one
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What if I told you this moving blanket used to be the backdrop for multiple shows at a billion dollar company
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