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@worstmichael
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Milwaukee’s Sweetheart & Resident Birder
Joined May 2009
ladies... if he says he can’t see you because he’s sick but you spot him at the apartment of a recently murdered pawnbroker, that’s not your mans. That’s Raskolnikov, protagonist of Fyodor Dostoyevsky’s 1866 classic, “Crime and Punishment”
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Your Dear Leader advocates switching to paper ballots for all 150M votes cast in presidential elections but you’re worried about our virtually uncompromisable pension filing system. Shall we switch to the Cloud so your 19 year old staffers can share the data easier? Fuckin morons
Federal employee retirements are processed using paper, by hand, in an old limestone mine in Pennsylvania. 700+ mine workers operate 230 feet underground to process ~10,000 applications per month, which are stored in manila envelopes and cardboard boxes. The retirement process takes multiple months.
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Whenever bad things happen to me I assume it’s karmic justice for evils I perpetrated in a past life
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