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@BAMBOOMRAP
@kendricklamar
@Abe_Lincoln
Famously, Lincoln's last words to his wife, Mary, were about his friend Kendrick.
He turned to her and said : "If I die before his album drop, I hope-"
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@gcftokyo3
@tholzerman
Yeah, capitalism sounds good "in theory", but let me explain to you what happens when real people get involved
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@charles_kinbote
Dems are legally obligated to bring up Black Panther in every one of these threads
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@edroso
All the Americans think this is an insult and the Europeans are like "actually people eat this pretty often" lol
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@AidanSmith2020
@WittmanTimothy
This mindset scares me so much. Do these people think that public services should be making money somehow?
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@marinaxdove
isn't it illegal to even post it? I remember at one point hearing that the cache of an image in your browser history counted as "possession"
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@theoceanblooms
I think it makes sense tbh. It's definitely less cold on the iceberg than in the water
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@punished_stu
Lots of people are pointing out that plenty of American athletes don't do much in college, which is true. But I think people are seriously underestimating how much smarter you'll be from just, like, sitting in a couple classrooms and osmosing info over dropping out at 15
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@ExileGrimm
The annual realization they go through that Bill Burr isn't a full republican is also a fun time
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@crocodilethumbs
@ArfMeasures
did you hold onto this and wait for a time to get brutal revenge or are you a better person than me?
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@HoIIandMedia
@patiencel0st
@mightbejesusidk
Everyone wants to make an eminem troll tweet, but no one stops to think that it might lead to this
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@SwampCommunist
I'm assuming she meant "generic" but I like to imagine that she inherited the conservative gene
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@melodawgs
It's the same trauma Olympics you get here, but there's something particularly bleak about seeing it along with a ten second video of their haunted stare
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@The_Wub_
Honestly, as bad as traditionally STEM guys can be, I don't think they have anything on doctor or lawyer brain
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@yesthatCarlo
I find it very gratifying that Britney ended up being the coolest person out of all the 2000's pop megastars.
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@bloodberry_tart
basically every time my prescription is going to get refilled I have to call around to different pharmacies until I find one with it in stock, and then hope my doctor can get the scrip over there before they run out.
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@kwilfunny
@westonpagano
ones where you also have 10 or so years of experience along with it
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@SamtheNightOwl
can't remember exactly how it was phrased, but I remember seeing a great tiktok from a guy who basically said that if you hit your kids then they are going to hit your grandkids
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@MinovskyArticle
I'm so mystified by licensing and rights for stuff like this. It's already been made and established for years, why can't it just exist? Why is there a time limit?
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@proletarat
the AI, figuring out how to entrance all of these weirdos: "anime face and big tiddies, but make it look like it came from the 18th century"
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@FantomMike
@gcftokyo3
@tholzerman
Yeah, the joke is that this is very often used as a comment on the viability of communism. People will usually allow that it sounds good, or would work in a "perfect world".
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@BenjaminCrew1
people don't realize how essential the candle holder is for a good nights rest
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@sethfromcove
When I was a kid I, very confidently, told my mom that I wasn't getting a job when I was older and that my wife would be the one to work. I think I need to get back in touch with my inner child.
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@Rocko64_
also the idea that any important maintenance activities need to be forced in there too. You go exercise every day? Oh that's gonna cost you
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@denimneverdies
aside from the incredibly small number of true pacifists, literally everyone believes that violence is acceptable based on the context
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@shitshowdotinfo
If all of the Korean shows decide to pull away and make their own service it'll officially be doomsday.
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@boltsfood
the thing that bothers me the most about this is that... this is the bible that you choose for its aesthetics? Incredibly lame. If I was buying a decorative bible it would be an absolute TOME. You would have to read it on a table and when you close it the whole house would shake
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@MushroomsOnMarz
Yeah, I'm no big Biden fan but I thought that was a good answer. Especially for an old man.
"Listen Fat, I don't know what those kids are up to today, but I know it's not just two anymore."
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@AndrewPettyjohn
@whitneyarner
"Obviously it was his drug habit that made him mad, not the song about him being a loser"
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@cornpop4all
@groaningdrain
highly doubt they know what caliphate means. It's just Arab and sounds scary
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@theseantcollins
While I don't like The Doors, we should really focus this hate on The Eagles
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@sonyashea3
"I'm a big fan of Leslie from the lotion commercials. Not sure what her husband does."
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@hankofjuly
we'll get so starved for anything new that if there's one legitimately interesting/creepy scene in a movie I'll be like "nice, glad I watched that. 4/10"
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@PetreRaleigh
I don't understand what he's supposed to be doing or why he shut the door so hard
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@saffronandsun
broke: Egyptians are just black
woke: Egyptians are just white
bespoke: Egyptians are latina
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@MarxistRealism
I hate that those threads immediately descend into "it's the feminists/it's the incels" when it's really that everyone is lonelier and more depressed.
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@DannyVegito
JK Simmons as J Jonah Jameson. The movies are already good, but he's possibly the single best casting choice in history
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@WhackNicholson
the chicago teachers union strike, which everyone tried to portray as this greedy overreach, was mostly about fixing the ventilation systems in the schools.
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@iamanastasiabc1
@itskeyon
Red states that have more total blue voters than the entire of some blue states. But since they couldn't flip the electoral vote they should all freeze. Truly evil thought processes
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@posting_forever
that's one thing that bugs me about the "oh Stalin was just feeding men to the meat grinder" canard. There was no option for surrender, the Nazis were an existential threat. Did they expect the Red Army to surrender to avoid deaths?
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@strangeharbors
examining the context of a movie and the political point of view is the saddest way to watch movies?
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@fkapoIo
"It's cringey to know porn stars by name. Except the one I know because I think she's worthy of mockery. But don't call me anti-sex worker"
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@_haaniyah_
It's so weird. He's critically adored and commercially successful. You can't tag the "white filmbro" stuff to him because with all he does for global cinema. He's always doing non-mafia movies despite what his detractors say. What else could you want?
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@Yeenie_Mcbeenie
as with so many things, the people making these weirdo viral posts have probably never engaged with at least one of the things they're comparing. And I bet the vast majority have only seen the LOTR movies and never read the books.
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@epistemophagy
I'm not at all a kid hater, but if it's a situation where you can reasonably expect there to be no children I think I'd rather they not be there lmao
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@Goldxn_Violin
very funny that "film bro" slander has been taken up by the blandest, least curious film watchers when it was originally used by people who LIKED foreign films and were annoyed by guys who only watched american stuff
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@ElBartoArmy
the wealthier the area, the more paranoid they get. Oakbrook has got to be one of the safest towns in the area
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@InsaneMoviez
Prime. Although, it's one of the few now that don't do the trailer autoplay when you have something selected, which is easily my most hated feature
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@Bonesdrawstuff
@scumbelievable
I've talked with some people about this before, and usually part of this belief is that the violent structures that someone like Thatcher was a part of wouldn't exist in a women-run world.
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@twinkophrenia
it's interesting that these are people who realize that being successful isn't a substitute for being a good person, yet they think that if a character ends up being successful then it means the story endorses them
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@tamagotchimilf
"women are beautiful and perfect and men suck but also I'm only going to occasionally hook up with women and exclusively get into serious relationships with men"
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@JeffreySchaper
@OrwellNGoode
I'm tired of useless fight scenes too. Just show two people ready to fight then fade to black and there's one person on the ground.
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@poor_ellie
@Lucky_Fag
@noitsbecks
well sure, it's usually considered polite to not stereotype people that you don't know anything about
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@TheAlexSylvian
just like following your favorite series and seeing changes out of nowhere from a crossover you didn't read. The true comic book experience
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@kinematografi
@TempestaRubida
@CrypticGoblin
oh God, yeah if you try to use what you know about people in power to explain other events you're a crackpot.
It's completely normal that George Bush Sr didn't remember where he was, in Dallas, on the day JFK was assassinated.
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@The_Wub_
like I know "death of the author" and everything, but wasn't this movie specifically made for the 40th anniversary of "The Great Victory"? How can you watch this and be like "neither side comes out looking good"?
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@polishXcellence
@NobleQAli
This is a problem I have with the Stancils in this divide, it feels like their argument boils down to "well we used to consider this a good economy, so it's unfair to not be happy with it now"
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@take_japper
oh no, not "whataboutism"!
We should do this to all countries that outlaws homosexuality by the way, anyone else who wants to reply with whataboutism will be ignored.
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@offbeatorbit
@stevenfilms1998
white woman and she mutes it after not enough people agree, the perfect combo
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@fivepoisonskid
"this frieza fellow, very classy, very shiny, they come over to his planet he bought fair and square and attack him!"
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@fairyfemmes
I'm not trying to say he's some great ally, but Biden's "at least three" genders line is unironically a great way for someone who doesn't really get it to answer.
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@PetreRaleigh
It wasn't nearly as widespread of an opinion, but I feel like the first one of these that truly broke my brain was seeing a decent amount of people say "nothing happens" in Uncut Gems.
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