I don’t have time to read books or watch movies I only have time to watch 13 hrs of disjointed, chaotic content that leaves me feeling deeply anxious and alone
A reminder you can absolutely be racist towards people you want to have sex with and having sex with people of a different race does not automatically negate your racism towards them
Being invited to plans I can’t make: oh well, maybe next time
Finding out about plans I wasn’t invited to but can’t make anyway: Hi I’d like to report a hate crime
No idea how I ever had the time for a job, social life or relationship before the pandemic. Between getting groceries, making food and then cleaning up, there goes the whole damn day.
Ppl sharing they have COVID in Dec 2020: I regret to inform everyone that my greatest fear has come true and my test results came back positive
People sharing they have COVID in Dec 2021: I got da covfefe 😂😂😂🥴🥴🥴😝🤷♀️✌️
Sometimes I think about when I was in line for the porta-potty at pitchfork 10 yrs ago, a man came out of one licking an ice cream cone and one hundred people collectively screamed
The press around Don’t Worry Darling and the movie itself had a lot of parallels… like Florence Pugh knows something the rest of us don’t and Gemma Chan just quietly dissociated while white chaos unfolded around her the whole time
Do I wanna get married or do I just want a wedding? Do I want a wedding or do I just want a big party celebrating my love w someone? Do I want a big party celebrating my love w someone or do I just want an exciting cocktail hour that's all about me?
Wait I want a book launch
I think I’m finally open to being in a relationship. I’m absolutely not gonna take any steps to make that happen, just announcing I’m open to the idea.
“Hey I’m actually bedridden, emotionally depleted and in financial ruin after pride but I’d love to meet up in the fall”- every woman I’m messaging w on hinge
I just got a residual check for
$0.00
Which means someone spent money on postage to let me know that I made no money hahahahahahahaha I love this chosen path
Fun fact: My Chinese side has called me Ju Loy since I was a baby, which I always assumed was short for Julia. I recently found out it means Pig Girl. My family has been calling me Pig Girl to my face for 30 years.