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@ColsonYoung

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God gives His toughest battles to His silliest gooses My favorite pass-time is hyping up my friends Я учусь Русский язык

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@ColsonYoung
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@onionweigher Bro literally how
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@onionweigher How much? My hand holding a 12oz can for reference
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@onionweigher It's also worth noting that the scale was alternating between 1.54 (698.5g) and 1.55. So basically exactly 700
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@TheHyyyype She knew what she was doing. "Ain't no son of mine gonna be a rapper"
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@ColsonYoung
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@kindlyhoe The shitty dudes they chose to date says a lot more about themselves than anything.
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@onionweigher It's also worth noting that the scale was alternating between 1.54 (698.5g) and 1.55. So basically exactly 700
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@ColsonYoung
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@suspiriadam One of my all-time favorites
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@ColsonYoung
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@kindlyhoe I think my point is pretty well proven here
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Uh... okay😂
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@_Perspex @mugshawtys Ah, yes, Aerosmith. The lead singer of Steven Tyler
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@JakeWalczak @volyeni @nezahuaIpilli "Respectable"... I like nice cars and fast cars, but popping a hole in the muffler of your 2003 honda civic is not "respectable" to anyone that has to listen to it
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@GGMoman @realwackyguy There is no argument for eternals
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@AryanChadG @uncle_deluge Who tf spelling it dilemna🤣
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@TheHyyyype This shit doin numbers
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@xkcd Hover text: "Personally I think mercury is more of a 'wet earth' hybrid element."
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@paigeweldon When forms ask you to write down your "primary care physician"
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@ColsonYoung
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@orhunt @atdanwhite What I came to the comments for🤣
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@LifeOfEdgar My cats costumes were better than mine
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@PSA_Sitch @ZombieSquab Okay so by your own logic you should be able to get 1 Parentheses: (2*2)=4 Exponent: None Multiply: 5*4=20 Divide: 20/20=1
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@ColsonYoung
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Every week is dead week when you've been dead inside since 2013
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@psychedelicgod_ @1Quebec2 @DrDynamis So because you struggle to multi-task, you say those who can seem unintelligent?🤔
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@get_jasmine @DuraggdPolymath @itscarogarcia She doesn't... that's the point😂 She's begging for it online
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@UnloveableAbbie @MarkTFowler1 @zachsilberberg @Srirachachau I don't even like his acting but based on Uncut Gems alone no way they could say Gal Gadot is only a *little* worse
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@bearforcewon @MatthewREHayden @AbhorsPolitics @srslyberserk With this singular bill they'll be able to pay a new chef working full time for over a year
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@engineers_feed The US... because I already live here
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@ColsonYoung
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Uh... okay😂
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@bayneframework @dieworkwear Bro had to google a good word to use
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@wildkateaustin @McBBQSauce Low rise jeans have always been better
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Thechnically while the sun has about 1.275 million times the earth's volume, you'd only be able to fit about 945,000 earths in like that due to the efficiency of sphere packing (about 74% of the total volume, maximum)
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@ColsonYoung
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@amanda_c_rae What about those of us who still go for hot coffee in the middle of the summer?🤔
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@shutyourhell That would for sure seal the deal for me
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@rapanselbriones @JoshuAnansi @kindlyhoe "I have daddy issues and take it out by assuming I'm the victim of every situation"
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@hjb10_ @frankiemuniz You okay Harrison?
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@nicolemariie666 @xsqoof I'm sure this will ruin his day when he finds out
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@ColsonYoung
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Wow someone is getting an English degree at U of O
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@JackPosobiec A prostate exam from Freddy Krueger
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@milkygoddess Orange Flavor
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@BullshitMma @trever_ta Accuracy and precision are not the same thing
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@ColsonYoung
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When I was in the 4th grade I bought a Costco-size tub of double bubble for about $7. I then proceeded to chew it loudly in class so peers would ask for some, then I'd charge them $0.25/piece. I made about $50 before the principal put a hault to it.
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Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
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@ColsonYoung
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@durandalcomplex Going to demonstrate this for everyone confused. Without an isometric view, there's no way to know depth. The minimum number of squares is 31, the max is 51 (Assuming we're following physics principles and all squares are the same size). See below:
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@ColsonYoung
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@DavidHamner @Oilfield_Rando The simple instance of you just tweeting "I wouldn't mind donating money to certain politicians" alone just put you on like a dozen more lists
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@AJA_Cortes So then how would you know?
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My body: alright, let's start this day off with a nice, healthy breakfast. Me: 6 cups of coffee? My body: please, you haven't eaten since lunch yesterday, your hands are already shaking. Coffee has no nutritional value Me: 6 :) cups:) of :) coffee:)
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@ColsonYoung
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@GrackleSounds @ladystormbreak1 @SpaceFlighter @Duugongue You're right, it's a bit too generous. Something more venomous would be ideal
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@ColsonYoung
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@GRITCULT Having done both for years, I'd say boxing. First, you can throw a punch on the ground but can't (easily) setup a kimura standing up. Also, a year of boxing will make you a much better-than-average boxer, a year of bjj will hardly scratch the surface
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@MrDollo @_EileenMelissa @SimplyLenaye Yeah? There are too many humans and at least 50% of them are vile, dogs are good boys and only deserve love
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@glitterboyfren @CariHovanec Eloquently stated, though lacking brevity in comparison to "the wario"
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@dog_bonds @alitlstrawberry This feels very Norm Macdonald
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@KyleKashuv @thealexvanness You have some balls, Kyle. I seriously respect you for that. I'd never be able to do what you are doing when I was in high school. Keep at it man.
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@yeetztweetz We live in a society
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You can't be a hard worker if you have to tell everyone/complain when you work hard. Truly tenacious people seek growth, not validation.
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@FractalMatrix07 @cigarprofiler @fermatslibrary You were not doing multi- variable algebra in 6th grade
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@NILES100 Preston. There isn't a good Preston in this world
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@KyleKashuv Wow that's gonna be a fun valedictorian speech😂
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@Desertedpicx This is the sleeping lady in Alaska
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@KyleKashuv @andrewdamitio Wow man, I'm a big fan but I go to Oregon State. Watch where you step
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@Gastownboy @entrappt @Babygravy9 If you think ai is taking over vital engineering jobs anytime soon, you grossly overestimate its current power
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@MadMikeOfficial Guess we're not
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@Re_Mazzer_ @BuddyLordd @Fresherluke You're straight up smoking crack
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Just witnessed a girl walking across campus who was weeping while wolfing down a burrito and I just have to say, I relate with that on a spiritual level
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@K9ThotPolice @_fohsarah You're conflating "gifted" and "good student"
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@RBPro3 @FightHaven I'm not great at drawing but I'm pretty good at math
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@Jakeleno7 @DrutangAtHome I get smartwater, it has even less than fiji
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@Aizkmusic @jaaaeden @georainbolt Greatest Japanese supercar ever (imo). Sells for about 2.5 million these days
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@XavierOsor3191 @cosmic_oro @YoungAtheist0 Hell yeah brother. Praise the Lord 🙏🏼
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@PSA_Sitch @ZombieSquab Tbf these questions are always written in an intentionally ambiguous way, but not necessarily. If this was written in the form of a fraction with the 5(2*2) in the denominator, it could be assumed that that would be completed first
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Me irl/ animated me
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Sharing a Spotify with your s/o is all fun and games until they catch you listening to, "In the Arms of an Angel" while studying for finals
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@diegocerda97 @JakeWalczak @volyeni @nezahuaIpilli Not specifically, I just lived in Salem, OR 😂😂
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@tlstgrlnthwrld @vers_laLune @ElectionLegal "Get your ass in the G*d damn house before I beat your motherfu**in ass" is my guess
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@escapesamsara Unionically, republicans are the same way. "We need to reduce the power of the government!" "If anything, police and military should have MORE funding!" Goes to show the government has done a great job keeping us confused and fighting ourselves.
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@ScrubKillaRL POV: You just told a brit you don't like tea
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@Bossip Very colorful trash
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Cough near me I dare you
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@bubbers56789 @Reece_Bridger There was not 500 contractions😂😂 One kid in Portland contracted it, and there was up to 500 exposures, very different. If 500 kids contracted measles, the city would literally be put under quarantine; it would be international news
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My mom captured a video of me getting my new car and popping a bottle of champagne
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@jaketropolis From the book "What If" by Randall munroe, creator of XKCD comics. First time I saw this image and read his explanation I was in tears too
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@FeerTwitch What if multiple people in the top 10 are pick each other to team up with? Will you go further than top 10 to pick qualifying players?
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