samantha
@milkygoddess
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not bad for a girl with no talent
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Joined June 2015
unfortunately they were right. eating 3 meals a day and exercising and not drinking alcohol and getting 8 hours of sleep does make you feel good.
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not to be dramatic but the thought of spending this much of my life with someone for it to only end in heartbreak terrifies me.
After almost 9 years together, Vanessa Hudgens & Austin Butler have officially called it quits. š
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why is it still January. iāve lived several lives this month.
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boys always ask āwydā itās never ācan i send u moneyā šŖ.
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justin bieberās song āyummyā started the coronavirus.
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my friends: .me w the aux: alright so this next song makes me wanna throw myself into a river but in a good way.
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anyone wanna date so we can do cute fall things together like eat leaves.
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WHEN SHE LOOKS AT THE MONITOR please iām crying sheās gonna b such a great momma.
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i fucking love CATS like have u seen them?? their noses!!! their lil paws!! their meows! when they do that thing that looks like theyāre makin bread!!! ugh.
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i canāt wait for spooky month then mashed potato month and finally christmas month.
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me: *wakes up*.snapchat: on this day 3 years ago u were skinny.
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800 mg ibuprofen has done more for me than any man ever has.
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i canāt believe there r women out there who look like this meanwhile i am shaped like a fucking juul.
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even tho ur dating me i still wonāt believe that u actually like me
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i canāt wait to graduate college so i never have to reply to two other discussion posts written by my classmates ever again.
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this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelorās degree.
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super quick question does anyone know what the point is.
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donāt borrow grief from the future babe everything is going to work out the way itās meant to.
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babies sure stare a lot for someone who doesnāt know how to fight.
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in the club naming 5 things i can see 4 things i can feel 3 things i can hear 2 things i can smell and 1 thing i can taste.
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anyone wanna drive around n listen to all 5 one direction albums serious inquiries only.
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imagine marrying someone u went to high school with n living in the same city u grew up in for the rest of ur life. sounds scary as shit.
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me: i wanna die.me, after a concert: honestly? thereās so much to live for :) like what a high what a rush i canāt believe i get to experience the things i do itās all worth it.
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me: hey :). my crush: . the boy iām ignoring: hi u look so pretty todayššš hereās this song that made me think of u ššššā¤ļø what r u doing this weekend šā¤ļøšššššššššššš.
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somebody else by the 1975.
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life used to be so good.
stan twitter, today marks a whole 7 years since ālive while weāre youngā was released. howāre we feeling?
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if u have a crush on me n u arenāt telling me that is literally so rude i need the validation.
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vine was so much funnier and more original than tiktok and i miss her.
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bro iām ugly crying this man deserves the entire world n nothing less.
This man visits dumpsters every single day to pull out abandoned puppies šš
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i truly genuinely sincerely from the bottom of my heart do not know what the fuck is going on.
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some of u really r ur crushās crush. like how is that? what is that even like? everyone i like is so out of my league that i have literally never experienced that.
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me this morning: .spotify wrapped: remember the worst breakup of your life that you went through this year??.
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what a beautiful day for someone to send me $500 for absolutely no reason.
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harry styles looks really good today i havenāt seen him i just know.
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i was not put on this earth to forgive and forget i was put here to be a hater.
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if u litter. ur ugly. if u donāt care about the planet. ur still ugly. itās science.
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so iām doing my makeup and i hear my boyfriend say āthatās uā and i turned around to see him holding my cat up in front of a mirror.
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happy national bf day to the 6 month situationship that derailed my life but will live on in my heart forever.
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are u really losing friends or are u just losing the people who were never actually genuine.
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girls who went through a one direction phase r all hot now.
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i think the worst sin i have ever committed was associating my favorite songs w people who ended up hurting me.
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shopping IS a healthy coping mechanism n if u donāt believe me just look how cute i am in my new jeans.
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u know what sounds kinda sexy? no one hurting my feelings ever again.
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i would rather eat a denim jacket piece by piece than ever have this.
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how do u tell someone u miss them n wanna see them without telling someone u miss them n wanna see them.
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hey idk what man needs to hear this but u donāt need to put ur hand around my lower back when ur moving past me.
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remember not everyone is going to think ur pretty n thatās ok theyāre wrong though.
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bro my boyfriend looks so cute today i havenāt seen him i just know.
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my boyfriend looks so cute today i havenāt seen him yet i just know.
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the debrief sessions that girlies have after a night out are more important than the state of the union address.
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i hope i end up marrying a guy that can cook and will cook yummy meals all the time. also one that wonāt cheat on me.
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does anyone wanna fuck around n hold hands? maybe share music too? idk break my heart if ur wild.
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sometimes theyāre a chef tho.
A rat is a rat.
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i love my friends so much iām so happy we all found each other in this little life.
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imagine losing an angel like me from ur life. ugh what a tragedy.
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might fuck around n cry again later idk iām feeling wild.
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i donāt dress for men, i dress so that if i ever run into Harry Styles in public heāll think my outfit is cool.
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itās always āwydā itās never ālet me send u $100ā š.
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Spotifyās AI dj be like āalright next up letās take you back to the lowest point youāve ever been to your life, some of your favorite artists from your trip to rock bottomā.
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thereās a certain type of old men who can call u darling n it warms ur heart but then thereās old men who call u darling n it makes u want to call the police.
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my mental health hasnāt been very good lately n iāve felt very very lonely so if i seem distant or upset just know itās not u itās definitely me in my own head n ily.
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itās the bitches who box dye their hair black that have been through the most.
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when sean kingston said āsheās indecisive, she canāt decideā iām she.
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dark circles under my eyes because iām exhausted from being a full time hater.
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u know when ur holding hands with someone n u squeeze their hand n they squeeze urs back
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this has been a tough ass year for me mentally n emotionally but at the end of the day iāve gotten through it all n iām becoming myself again, iām still under the same sky n the same stars n iām gonna be ok.
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fuck ur zodiac sign whatās ur favorite one direction album.
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if u donāt have a valentine this year just remember it means ur too pretty for anyone.
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most importantly men donāt deserve thick eyebrows n long eyelashes.
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