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Colby is likely retiring so gonna make a quick thread of some of the best moments of his career
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“I’m not political” My brother in Christ you make me watch Donald Trump and Tucker Carlson get walked out on a chariot every fucking event
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Why do high school wrestling teams have calibrated digital scales for weigh-ins but the UFC is using medieval methods to weigh their fighters?
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The only time Tomi Lahren isn’t for second amendment rights is when it’s a black person defending their home 🤷🏻♂️
It is NOT an officer’s duty to gamble with his/her life so you can happily and comfortably resist arrest.
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An actual fighter having a cool ass unique entrance is a no go. But walking Trump out on a chariot every event is totally chill. Dana is sooo fucking bald man
Michael Venom Page tells Ariel Helwani what his plan was for his walkout at
#UFC299
He wanted the lights to go dark, and then appear in the octagon. Then he wanted the lights to go dark again, and reappear in the tunnel and then walk to the cage.
The idea wasn’t cleared by the
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Garbrandt after Figgy unleashes a single overhand right
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How Dagestan meat riders describe Khabib wrestling a bear cub
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@ellielovesdilfs
@dagestanichin
The only reason I would sayno is because she referred to herself as a 22 year old teenage girl 💀
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@Scamtwt
@ChuckbySum41
@TheMcKenziest
@coopercooperco
Your point was pretty clearly fucking stupid man. Pedophilia is sexual relations with children. Someone 17 years old is not an adult and is defined as a child.
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It is insane how much Colby is hated (rightfully). I don’t think I’ve ever gained more than 10 followers from a single post. I have gained 250+ in the last 4 hours from this thread 😂
Colby is likely retiring so gonna make a quick thread of some of the best moments of his career
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@jakeshieldsajj
getting bitched twice in 4 months by the same guy for your viewing pleasure
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@GadsdenGov
@cryptodopey
@leeojohnson
@Phil_Lewis_
“It’s about freedom” is the conservative scapegoat when they don’t have a legitimate argument against something
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@lukagoats77
I imaged it. Now you imagine not letting other people’s sexuality get your little panties in a bunch
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Crazy that Ariel has been on a 10-8 streak against every pro fighter he’s talked to recently and it took fucking Super Fan to end that 😂
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@AJJ679
@MGoizman
@TheSchmo312
@rushmma11
He always points to the loser before he says the winner so he can get the dramatic turn. Someone pointed it out and it’s held true so often when I look for it. I literally celebrated early for Aljo/Yan 2 cuz I saw it 😂
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@dsk_mma
I was a fan of Jiri but not anymore. He always gave me the impression that if his opponent was using shamanic magic then he would use even stronger samuraigic magic to win. Disappointed
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This fight has went from one where I genuinely didn’t care who won to a fight that will devastate me to the extent of Cejudo losing if Driscus doesn’t win. This is one of the most based sentences to have ever been said by an mma fighter
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@d340_angelx
@ColeAnthLover
@ThaDragooner
@Bojack_Mgx
@JustinBoyd92
@lilaidsHD
@Iknowballlilbro
You have absolutely zero understanding of how fighting works lmao
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MMA twitter male don’t be incel challenge *IMPOSSIBLE*
Such an attractive woman and then she decides to do this biggest turn off
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@surshless
@lilgrapefruits
Don’t worry, she made sure to note in like 10 follow up tweets that she’s not mad or offended at all
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Nina doesn’t even like women 😭 like her best friend is fucking Sean Strickland
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I don’t get why Volkanovski is so unpopular for a champ. Super cool dude, insanely good fighter...doesn’t make sense to me
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Y’all I hate this fucker, but this picture has me rolling everytime I see it 😂
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Why the hell can’t Masvidal fight Colby? Fuck the Diaz fight
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@nickyrebornnnnn
@zebster114
Lmao, act like you care about men’s mental health but bully em for being themselves 😂 Make it make sense
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@IshaqReggie415
@lothbrook88
@ChukMorka
@FightHaven
Idk man, that reaction time looked like he didn’t like hearing Joe Dirt say that shit 😂
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@ConOfCombat
@KrayTito
“Should I kick him in the liver”
“Nah I shouldn’t......”
*blasts him in the liver*
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That motherfucker left the arena with ice on his head, left leg, right leg, and both labias but none on his foot 😭 no one is believing this shit
Colby Covington claims he broke his foot in ‘the first 30 seconds’ of Leon Edwards fight at UFC 296
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Y’all remember when herb fucked around and won Olympic Gold? 🥇
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I know this is engagement bait, but unironically I’ve never seen something in boxing that gave me even a fraction of the war boner that this moment gave me
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If you’re picking Masvidal to win this fight can you please yell me why?? I don’t see any way he gets it done
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@clairegeneviev
@Benjifys
@misshemlock
I wouldn’t take that guy’s response as fact being that he’s been trying to justify this entire thread. He’s prolly a pedo himself
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Colby is so conservative he switched to being right handed smh
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I would like to compete in MMA at some point but here’s a list of things stopping me
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MMA Fans: “bruh PVZ isn’t even kinda hot. She’s mad ugly bruh”
Those Same MMA Fans When They See Joanna’s Alien Looking Ass:
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You have $5 to make the worst possible MMA combination
James Vick’s Chin...$10.00
Cody Garbrandt’s Fight IQ...$15.00
Colby’s Power...$10.00
Ben Askren’s Striking...$50.00
@dillondanis
...$5.00
Zabit’s Cardio...$10.00
CM Punk...$5.01
Chris Weidman’s Dad... $75.00
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@chubbydana
While I would love that there is no way his mentality lets him handle more than 2 straight L’s 😂
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@Zion4GOAT
@MilesBridges
No, they saw a for sale sign and took that as an invite to just walk in
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The saddest thing is you know there’s a groupchat unironically debating this somewhere
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I think you should be able to mock a belief system that doesn’t believe in your right to exist
Mocking religion is okay to gay men until someone says something about their pronouns. Now you’ll be jobless and cancelled. Crazy times.
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@9illeh
@detectfights
This the most desperate ass comment I’ve ever seen 💀 go pander for pussy on a post where the women were in the right. There’s thousands of em
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@DovySimuMMA
Can’t believe he still won. Every 3 minutes of a Kevin Lee fight the momentum shifts
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@TrainingHumble
@ayeejuju
Imagine seeing people being genuinely happy at something this stupid and calling it cringe 😂 miserable
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The real fight was Dustin vs his own impulse to jump the guillotine. Once he won that it was over
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@anayzio
@LiamHealy16
You’re aware you’re talking about a game that has Demetrius Johnson and Mike Tyson in it right? 😂
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Johnny Walker is 6’6” btw
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“Nazi or not he’s a fighter”
I fucking hate y’all so bad 😭 you don’t have to respect every MMA fighters. Most of them yes, but not guys like Jake Shields, Jon Jones, Matt Hughes, Greg Hardy, etc
@BullshitMma
@jakeshieldsajj
Nazi or not he’s a fighter. If you believe he’s challenge his beliefs not something you haven’t had the balls to go and do.
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