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Where you conduct your daily routine business should be the most determining/overriding factor of where you should reside.
Do you concur?
Yea, absolutely
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@pam_E_chic
@FLIPTOP1
Funny thing is that even ppl from SS follow de collect. As long as you’re not Hausa or Yoruba, then you’re probably Igbo 😂. Nigeria, my country 😭💔
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@PremiumTimesng
How do you evaluate President Bola Tinubu's first year in office?
Pandemic
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Epidemic
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Pandemonium
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Catastrophe
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For starters, Upwork is saturated asf but we ain’t ready for this conversation. 🥹
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@Bond_Not_James
@SlimJapheth
@General_Oluchi
Abuse yourself for not noticing and/or understanding why 'dusty village' is in quotes. Smh
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@PremiumTimesng
How do you evaluate President Bola Tinubu's first year in office?
Excellent
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@NigeriaStories
Extend this gesture to crude oil too. 🙏🏽
With immediate effect and automatic alacrity.
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@FinPlanKaluAja1
We've talked about a lot of things and this is one of the many things they'd never hearken to.
End.
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@StatiSense
School no be scam sha... Literally said "percentage of land mass", why all the hullabaloo?
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Not against marrying single moms but, in the mind of the average young and never-married Nigerian man, the chances of that happening naturally are very slim, unless the marriage is a means to an (often selfish) end: a la green card, economic fortune/security, fame, etc.
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@NigeriaStories
Lol, make World Bank kuku give the money to Barcelona to sign I. Williams instead of loaning it to FG.
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If you find a Nigerian who will not sell out their conscience over any kind of monetary inducement, hold them tight! Rare breed of human beings 🤗🤌🏽
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“Peter Obi has a good past record as an ex governor for you to
#GoAndVerify
. What is Buhari's past record when he was military president? The same story of hardship when Buhari was a military ruler! So don't compare Buhari to Obi.” - Sammix Adejoh
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@Ayjosh017Jay
@beatiebb
@BrownMuns96065
You wey your Messiah win election but Nigeria's going down by the day.
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@FinPlanKaluAja1
Everybody wan build airport once dem enter power, even our favorite governor! Why? 😭
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@Skinethrill
@SalakoAyomide3
@aproko_doctor
"...nobody intentionally wants to be useless..."
Most underrated tweet in modern history 😂🎯
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But how market women and farmers wan take understand the security features wey dem label for those new notes fa? 🤔🌚
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For Bolt business, no matter how careful a driver you are, if you no jam person, person fit jam you. 😂🤕🚗
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People that go back to sleep immediately after waking up to pee in the middle of the night, how una take de run am abeg? 😭
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@AisosaLebarty
@_Matriach
@lovechisom6
The girl na werey lol, just blocked me for pointing out her ignorance.
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@dedoyinajayi
Lol autism na usually obsession with objects and stuff/books, no be with bress and yansh dfkm. 😭
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Saying “God did it” when you know it was your body or gun, etc. that actually did it, is one of the mysteries of—religious—life I’m yet to unravel. 🧐
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Just thinking,
What makes other Nigerians 🇳🇬 actually believe that the Igbos haven’t “earned the right” to contest for the presidency? 🤔
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Two ‘wise’ people cannot be in love and in a relationship at the same time. One of you gotta be the ‘f00l’ at one time or the other. It shouldn’t always be you. 🤕
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Some married couples literally started out family life from one-room/self-con apartments, but today their coast has enlarged with children, houses, cars and investments.
Dear young man, why do you insist on impressing that woman who’s not willing/able to build/grow with ya?🤷🏽♂️🙄
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@SaharaReporters
New illness 'discovered' lol: Slappingitis ✋🏼
(a neurotic syndrome in the OCD spectrum characterized by an obsessive desire to slap people for no just cause. Usually suffered by individuals who claim have a 'short fuse' and are 'caught' on CCTV patronizing sex toy shops.)🙄
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Be like say I go finally give up and settle for less... before singleness go kill person. 🤨🌚
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Do dreams still come true in this part of the world? Cos the story no longer clear. 🤨😢
#WhichWayNaija
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@lewis91102
@OfficialFPL
Lolzz why would you triple up on DEFs from one team? Not sound, fpl-wise
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Pls stopeet! Comparing your ex(es) with your partner. To their face🙄. Not only does it smirk of disrespect to the new person in your life, you’re also not giving yourself the best chance to completely let go of the past.🕊
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‘The Igbos supported Yaradua without considering religion and tribe, the same thing with Obasanjo. Why is Peter Obi`s tribe and religion always an issue for many people especially BAT supporters? Obi is different from all of them because of his antecedent.’ ~ Austin Iwundu
✍🏽📌
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If Peter Obi no win next year, even if na Togo, omo, I go japa go o! 🥺🇹🇬
And you?🌚
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@hft_trading1988
@Nifemi_Olu
@DavidHundeyin
There are likely a thousand and one un-naturalized citizens for every naturalized one.
Point still stands.
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Greed go be the end of you, if you no take time. 👀
Laziness, too. 🙄
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You can’t NOT just love Asa and her music, especially the bass scores… every track lit, as always 🔥❤️🎧.
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Teachers and lecturers indeed deserve to be happy, because the quality of education they pass on to the next generation is often directly proportional to the quality of their remuneration, mental health, and acquired skill set. ✍🏽
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With the crashing of flight ticket prices by international airlines to 💀 Air Peace, imagine what would happen to Toyota and Ford cars if we all flock to buy Innoson or Nord??
Think abourrit.
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“When a slaveowner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished. But if the slave survives a day or two, there is no punishment, for the slave is the owner’s property." (Exodus 21:20-21, NRSV)
This is the word of the lord.
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Dear Online Vendor,
It’s not as if we can’t get your products (same quality) from the next street shop or market. Patronizing you is primarily just to support your hustle. No cheat us or kill us with price abeg, all of us de hustle too. 🙏🏽
Yours,
Online Buyer
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