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In any Long Distance Relationship, the person in Lagos is cheating.
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See the nonsense First Bank is doing instead of processing my transactions quickly 😒
Baby Elephant taking a bath in a little bath tub will make your day
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I jokingly asked someone what would happen if he couldn't access his accounts for a month. He told me that if he went downstairs and sold his watch, we could comfortably spend at least 5 months in Transcorp.
Well, that's the day I realised how much an Audemar piguet costs
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We all know what we are doing. No be by all this shouting.
Do I think this dressing is in poor taste? YES
If I dey the wedding, will I get her number? YES
Would I be interested in marrying her? Lol NO.
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Let's do quick maths
•Minimum wage in Britich Columbia- $16.75/hr.
•At rate of 40 hours per week = 2680 per month
•Buying a full tank $110, that's approximately 4% of monthly minimum wage.
Stay with me, it's a thread
It costs me roughly around C$110 +/- to fill my tank, approximately N64,000 NGN. Rate C$1.89/L
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@dammiedammie35
You need certain types of friends and family members for certain kinds of challenges.
On a normal, your bestman suppose be undercover weyrey.
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I'm just happy that any shege Tinubu unfurls for you people, there is a Peter Obi video that covers it and explains why it is a premium bad idea.
"You cannot tax unemployed people" remains Peter Obi's principle.
Invest in the people
Economy grows
You tax
But BAT is an Oligarch. He sees citizens as ants.
We work, he rakes in more funds or profit via taxes without attendant actions on job creation.
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@saxmanyabisa
🤣🤣🤣
Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and at the worst possible time.
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If you supported Tinubu this year, don't bother staying up at night praying for a wonderful 2024.
Obaro uru... God will continue punishing you in 2024
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Suppose someone earns 5 times the minimum wage in Nigeria, i.e.,
#150
,000 per month. Currently, a full tank of fuel would cost him 20% of his salary while someone in British Columbia on minimum wage is paying 4% of his salary per full tank.
Please let's behave ourselves
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I just need a 1-bedroom apartment built like this.
Where to find this
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The problem is that many people who are not married are already preparing to fight in the marriage they don't have.
Weird flex.
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Now licensed to practice medicine in 4 countries across 3 continents.
Sharp 😏
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Nigerians don't fight the problem. They instead fight who is pointing out the problem.
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@DrChiemeziem
Someone please help me ask Governor Alex Otti which brand of beer he drinks.
Quickly!
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@Frankthemannnn
@carttarh
Yep.
Just leave them alone. They'll get sense when they get sense.
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@RareJem__
🤣
He was expecting the moment he says he is a doctor in the big UK, you would scream wow wow, hail him igwe and ask him when you can come kiss his foot
Omo ehn UK people of recent dey finish me 🤣🤣🤣
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@Nairametrics
If they explain Nigeria to you and you understand it, they did not explain it well.
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@O_basslet
Trying to own?
You realise the Obi in Obidients is his own Obi? Yes?
He doesn't have to try. IT IS HIS OWN
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@Naija_PR
Walk into a courtroom, it's PINK? Walk back out.
Never known any seriousness to be associated with pink.
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@sauceprinz
This is beautiful.
In my opinion the designs are too much though, i feel some kind of way looking at them, like i might have a seizure
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
@SukieSoWhat
They look like they are at a party and the DJ is going harrrrd
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Once you start sleeping while watching movies, my bro, it is time to start funding your retirement account actively.
🤧😩
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@Morris_Monye
I don't think there is any American I love more than this man 🤣🤣🤣
A whole troll!
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@hayateey1
@chemicalbrodar
There is absolutely nothing wrong with what he said... He actually gave sound advice.
You are the problem, many people have told you this... but unlike him, who chose peace and deleted a sensible tweet, you refuse to delete yours.
That too, says a lot about you.
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If a woman has this stance after seeing what some misguided individuals said about GRV in the last election due to his mother being an Igbo woman, you can't blame her one bit.
It was a staggering moment in history for a lot of people.
No, I can’t.
I used to be so certain I didn’t mind. My whole thought process changed during the elections this year. No hate, but I just can’t 🙏💕
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@Kaypling
Minimun wage in British Columbia can finance a car, but minimum wage in Nigeria can not buy a car.
Do you see again that my point stands, or should i run it again for you?
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@VictorIsrael_
@innosonvehicles
@Hyelasakda
I think there are customer relations procedure to first follow before taking the legal route.
They are most likely ticking all the boxes before bringing out the hammer. So that defendant will not have any defence.
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@UchePOkoye
@Isabella_iloka
When a god starts feeling too important, it will be shown the tree from which it was carved.
-an igbo proverb (rough translation)
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The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the Axe, for the Axe was clever and convinced the Trees that because his handle was made of wood, he was one of them
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“Tinubu is my brother! He have do Governor before. I can’t leave my brother”
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@odogwu_ogidi
@chinomnso3
Chief ehn, the thing gwuru ike.
They make it seem like Nigerians have things so wonderful, but none of them agree to go back and live there.
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@ruleyourspace
I'm genuinely curious... Did you just bring the financial challenges of your marriage to a social media space with your main account for advice from strangers? Or are you posting for someone?
Do you honestly want to get financial and marriage advice from strangers?
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@Naija_PR
Unlikely to be Igbo
Igbo man no go betray Jesus for money
An Igbo man would rather open a supermarket and bar and stock it with fishes, loaves, and wine from such a man.
Name of the supermarket: "5 loves & 2 fishes supermarket".
Buy 5 loaves & get 2 fishes free
Pure cashout
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@CUPSYLAR
@instablog9ja
Opened your profile and saw your location as "Dance and Night club", so I understand where you are coming from.
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@giftrice
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Either you are a comedian or that visa is not important to you. Hilarious
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@UnlimitedEniola
@segalink
@MrOdanz
Let's go a bit further.
-How relevant are the meeting hosts to politics in Nigeria that a Presidential candidate MUST oblige their invitation?
-If they invited BAT or Atiku to a twitter space and the invitation was refused, would you still maintain your stance?
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My classmate just died from Lassa Fever.
Guess what your Federal Government is doing... Near nothing.
Guess what other hospitals are doing to make sure they curtail the spread. Nothing actually.
If i survive this outbreak, guess who is leaving the country... Yep, me!
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@UnlimitedEniola
@segalink
@MrOdanz
-Do you go for every meeting you are invited to?
-Do you automatically reshuffle your calendar once anybody invites you to a meeting?
-Do you feel comfortable taking a meeting on Twitter Spaces?
-Does you refusal to attend a meeting automatically mean you see them as enemies?
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Lol.
If it mattered to you, you would text him.
No response from you is also a response. He should stay away
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Ah well, i have nothing to promote.
You can follow me though, i follow back.
And oh, hit me up when next you go hang out with your rich friends. I'm free in the evenings
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@_Etibaby
@TheLazyCheff
Anything men do that makes them happy, una go come begin analyse anyhow and start asking "tHaT iS nOrMaL tO y'ALl?"
But y'all fix another person's hair on your head and strut around pretending like it's "your" hair and we have kept quiet.
tHaT iS nOrMaL tO y'ALl?
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Being a doctor really is the wildest thing I have done for money.
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I saw a patient with a blood sugar level of 1003mg/dl
Sweetest man I've met
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@MrMekzy_
I thought i saw 700k per month and I was going to say it's not a bad deal to pay rent of 500k/y on a 1mil/m salary.
Then I saw the sacrilege well. 700k per month rent. Ejigo brain this man gwoo ogwu ego. My brother, if you don't block that Jezebel!
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@XBrianDennis
Now tell me why this wouldn't strike fear in the heart of any man who has plans to go abroad with his Nigerian wife?
Look! Losing a woman is one thing, it can be painful, but another woman can heal that pain. But LOSING YOUR CHILD too is maddening... and many women have started
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@Gidi_Traffic
1. They value their lives
2. The shop is insured
3. The shop has the capability to make those phones useless
4. His chances of getting caught and getting prosecuted is close to 100% (the justice system works)
When the majority of the people trust the system, it shows in their
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@Morris_Monye
Any bad thing that is allowed to continue in a country for a period greater than or equal to 3 months, the government has a hand it.
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@Wizarab10
You are worried about the wrong thing my bro.
Main thing you should be worried about is how and why you reincarnated inside Nigeria. Haba mana
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@MrMekzy_
Bro... this is actually now a serious prayer.
God abeg... abeg.
Anyi muo nwoke, ya buru nwoke o abeg Chukwu nna
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@AntoSogu
I don't stitch with love. I just believe anything worth doing is worth doing very well. So I stitch to challenge myself
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@gonzotrucker
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just when i thought i had seen my tweet of the day... This is Bomb! 😂😂😂
I'm following you
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@Postsubman
Many men, especially Nigerians, would prefer to pay the bills when they take women out, but this video just tells you a lot.
Such entitlement and shamelessness... that's why they are mostly avoided outside Nigeria.
Gutter mentality.
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@OkoyeCardinal
The one i know of came to enugu from awka on Friday, stayed with the boyfriend till sunday, he dropped her off at peace park. She took keke from peace park to see Man 2. Spent couple of days there too
Boyfriend and Man 2 are cousins.
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Patient: Dr i don't just know how my body is doing me
Dr: how is it doing you?
Pt: it's just doing me like I'm scattered
Dr: do you have any pain, weakness or discomfort anywhere?
Pt: no not at all, my body is just doing me like it's not my own
Dr: ...
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@Olufunmike
@asemota
You accidentally read a book and understood ECG?
A doctor was hoping he could get a bribe from you by telling you that your ECG is bad? As per police officer?
Wallai, you have a lying unclean spirit
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@JustTayo_
@AdaAnambra2023
So Lagos state governorship candidate in the next election, yeah? 🥹
Ronu! 🙌
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@BIGPIKLIZ
Out of curiosity, is this shift system easier for doctors when they become new parents? 🤔
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@ChilotamOjukwu
Even before trumpet sound, i go still chop like 6 slices with peanut butter. Nothing you or Angel Michael can do about that
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@Miss_magnolia20
Misbehaviour is not Romance.
When you are ready, you tell me what's wrong with you.
I'm going to bed, i have meeting tomorrow
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@Gilmoorre
Once they start eating from pot in your house, forget it mehn, na your brother be that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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