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@AguofApapa
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A thinker/ Statistician/ a reliable freight forwarder/ communicator/ loves good music/ God-fearing male.👑 My goal is to create and add value
Lagos, Nigeria
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No combo for financial success? Na only knack full una head
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I will remarry in less than 6 months
To be honest, if I ever use my body to carry your child and you ask for a DNA test, I will give you the test results and your divorce papers.
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Beware of women who don’t believe that a rat can bring condom into your house
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A friend of mine just lost her marketing job. Her target was N300M inflow monthly while paid 360k. We are really unserious and unreasonable in this country and take advantage of each other. Because of 360k you are telling me to go look for N300M monthly in this economy
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When I pick three people from ojota to the east and you mistakenly show me this, nwelu wheel spanner kuwa gi isi
BREAKING :
President Bola Tinubu announces 50 percent reduction in transportation cost of commercial buses and free train service from 21st December 2023 to 4th of January 2024, for inter-state travels.
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A country imported 170million liters of adulterated fuel, NO SACK, NO ARRESTS, NO OUTRAGE.
Government and citizens na werey lol
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I talked to some older men I know about their marriages, Bruhhhhhhhhh!!! I nearly swallow knife.
I have so many older ladies as friends. I’m talking women in their 60’s, 70’s and I kid you not, when they are talking about their marriages? Bruuuuuuh!!!!! You go wan chop stone.
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How do you dress like this to a bank for goodness sake. What’s wrong with some people? Tomorrow you hear men are sexualizing women yet you dress like this to a bank
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where I wan see am? Infact while will I be working for you if I can raise N300M monthly 😂
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Crying and rolling on the floor during worship with hate and grudges in your heart is a total waste of detergent. Idk
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@trending_medic
Once I cum please leave my Amu alone. Don’t rub, don’t stroke it, don’t put it back in. please make person no go faint from pleasure 🥺
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To be honest I have a lot of response to this tweet but I’m too tired. So it’s better I just remarry. 🙏🏽
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Freight forwarders protesting the high duty/valuation imposed by customs. This is a step in the right direction.
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I don’t know why Peter Obi is giving many people sleepless nights and HBP. Anyways, eternal thanks to
@FS_Yusuf_
@Morris_Monye
@firstladyship
@Chude__
@JamiluSufi
@Letter_to_Jack
@AfamDeluxo
@DavidHundeyin
@Girl_isBlessed
and all OBIdients worldwide for championing this course.🙏🏽
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@novieverest
Was she into hook up? Well the evidence is up there. Has she found love? Yes. So his tweet is consistent
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@Ralphkash
That it happened in Rivers and not Lagos means it’s not a Nigerian problem? I mean how do you guys reason? How do you sleep at night? How ?
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Remember one time I was in a talking stage and babe was like I’m stubborn o. I just laughed lol.
Me wey don train goat
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You will be using one eye to drive and the other eye fixed on your fuel gauge.
A town hall different
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@Elkrosmediahub
Like asemota said, if the whole nation couldn’t stop them from getting there, then maybe we deserve them.
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Tinubu will change Nigeria the way he changed Lagos is calling for protest
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@chemicalbrodar
Electrical electronics graduates that sells organic cream are people you take seriously lol 😂
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My child doesn’t know if he’s a boy or girl because I’ve made it clear to “him” 🤡 🤡 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@ojay_obin
omo anybody wey dey my house that period go carry weapon join body cos na for film dem dey praise Romeo.
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@kena_ewuru
You are lucky you bought land with the money if to say na business you use am run e fit no remain $2k 😭
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Fuel is around 800
To fill 12kg of gas is 15k
But you people are leaking dm’s
Y’all clearly don’t have pressing issues.
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Watching this show on Arise tv and the guest keep talking about the report of crude oil theft from 2011-2014.
Thanks to Rufai for calling his attention to report from 2014-2022.
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A reliable delivery/logistics firm needs 15 ladies for immediate employment… all the bikes are brand new,
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@asemota
Growing up I used to think we are undeveloped cos of the effects of colonialis until I learnt some history. The events of 2015 to date have proven me otherwise. We are not good people with zero self awareness. It is that pathetic.
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In Nigeria, you can use 3 solutions in solving one problem and yet fail at all of them. Eg;
* Install solar (it gets weakened with time due to fake batteries)
* buys generator (fuel scarcity)
* have a prepaid meter,
yet NO Power
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Went to inspect the tractors imported in our company’s farm in Sokoto and we discovered 1 was missing. When questioned, one of the security guards said breeze carry the tractor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Nnamdi Kanu told you people Tinubu will be succeed Buhari as far back as 2015 but you people called him a mad man. Everything man said is happening but you all call him the problem.
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@Scholarea
This is the only positive response I’ve gotten so far. It’s really tough out there.
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@Ebuka_Eclat
@SheLovesArtemis
Which elderly woman told you that? Is the elderly woman single ?
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Politicians are there for hiring, you can ask Dino or Reno, so I understand Chimaroke Nnamani’s position.
If success is measured by how much one stole then he is correct for calling Thiefnubu the most successful.
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@babyrita__
@dahkQueen_
@volqx__
Can you ask your unemployed brother to buy you iPhone 11. Let’s not be insensitive to the collective sensibilities of rape victims.
No to rape it is, don’t divert attention
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You people play too much in this Africa. Holy Spirit should erase flashbacks from doggy ?
When hubby and I got serious about courtship, I fasted and prayed, and asked God to erase any ties to and memories of the men I had been with before my husband. I was not coming to our marriage bed with no prior activity. I wasn’t coming to it ashamed or condemned either because
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@Jusaaa_
You have your opinion, she is entitled to hers. But at the end of the day, the truth exists independent of our personal opinions.....
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First 15 people to drop their account details here gets picked
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@YomY0m_
Your brain must be a universe cos no way you wake up daily with a trending societal issues.. 👩🍳
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These things are not exactly the way it’s painted online. Our people are building daily in Amuwo/ago, opening lounges. My friends into real estate have massive projects ongoing on the island axis. People will invest where they are guaranteed ROI regardless.
Only morons invest in properties in Lagos state in 2024. I have absolutely no sympathy whatsoever for you.
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Let’s make it 15people
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While washing my car this morning, my neighbor’s wife saw me and was like “good morning bro Agu, we haven’t heard a woman’s voice since you moved in 2 years ago”.
I smiled, shook my head, looked up to the sky and thanked my mum for good home training. Make I send her money sef.
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We cannot talk about moving Nigeria forward and you queue behind anyone other than Peter Obi.
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@cchukudebelu
That’s if the “15,000 soldiers they lost In Afghanistan in 10years period” was true
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3pm stay tuned.
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God is good motors
Lagos - Onitsha
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Life can be hard and not always fun.
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@ARISEtv
Why are they jumping on her like that 😤😤why are they acting like animals for Goodness sake 😡😡
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