Harmless
@Harmless12345
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Nigeria
Joined February 2021
You want me to teach Mathematics to SS1 and JS2 students, teach Physics to SS1 and SS2 students, and handle the computer lab for JS1 to SS3. I must wear corporate from Monday to Thursday and wear native on Friday. And they offered a whooping N35,000 as salary. 😪.
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Very wicked man. We thought he was just laughing with his legal team, little did we know that he was laughing because of his perfect legal game. He goes about deceiving people that he's just a trader, but attends law classes at night. Nonsense.
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You told Peter Obi to go to court. Now, he's preparing for the court. You're now asking why is he going to court?. Is it that you're naturally stup!d or witchcraft runs in your lineage?.
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You dey celebrate Hilda Baci because results were seen in real time. The timer is open to everyone and no room for cheating. If e reach una turn now, una go just cook for 30 mins, hire touts to cause chaos, then use the opportunity to reset the timer to 150hrs.
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After the elections, Tinibu has fled to abroad, Ateeku is in Dubai cooling off. But Peter Obi is here in Nigeria, helping schools and hospitals for improved education and healthcare. We know the candidate that wants the progress of Nigeria, but we just decided to be clowns.
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Today, I bought a crate of egg at N7,000. I don't know if I should be angry at Tinubu for increasing the price from N300 to N7,000. Or if I should be thankful to Pastor Adeboye for stopping the price from reaching N15,000 with his prayers. Which one should I do? I'm confused.
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Instead of teaching from 7am to 5pm, at a private school and earn only N25k at the end of the month. Start pop corn business. Go to the market at 8am and before 11am, you'll be done. And you'll have a guaranteed N5k profit everyday. That'll be N150k in a month. WORK SMART.
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President is in Paris. Vice President is in Sweden. Who come dey house?.
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The result sheets are falling out gradually. 1. Ganduje left a debt of over N250 billion after 8 years. 2. El Rufai left a debt of over $500, and N64 billion after 8 years. You see why I am not happy with Peter Obi. Instead of creating debt, he saved N75 billion after 8 years.
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They said she's Tinubu's daughter. But that's not my concern. My concern is what would have happened online if she's Peter Obi's daughter.
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But, Oyibo people dey try ooo. Person use N57 billion buy SUVs, use N5 billion buy yacht, use N21 billion renovate wetin no spoil. Yet, Oyibo still get mind dey send funding for medics and healthcare. Omo! If na me, I go still do wetin Trump do faa.
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Student loan: N5.5 billion. Money for Hajj: N24 billion. "Na Statistics we go chop".
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Na you still talk say Obi can't win one state. Na U still talk say he can't get 1 million votes. Na still you talk say Obi can't get 25% in Lagos state. And you're now telling me Obi can't still regain his stolen mandate, and you want me to believe you. You must be naturally mad.
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Fuel was N160. Dollar was N216. Bag of rice was N12k. And Soyinka wasn't pleased and he hit the street. Now,.Fuel is N690. Dollar is N1500. Bag of rice is N60K. When is Soyinka hitting the streets?
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Everyday, Igbos and Yorubas are fight!ng tribal wars on Twitter. Just a little discussion on the best soup, viam! war don start. But also everyday at Ikoyi registry, it is Emeka weds Tolani or Wale weds Chioma.
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Pump price in Saudi is N993. Minimum wage in Saudi is N1.7 million. Saudi minimum wage can afford 1,711 liters of fuel. Pump price in Nigeria is N1,250. Minimum wage in Nigeria is N30,000. Nigeria minimum wage can only afford 24 litres of fuel. Omo! Forget talk, we're poor.
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Nigerians are not even aware that there president-elect has made a speech BUT all Nigerians are scratching and waiting eagerly for the speech of Peter Obi. When you're big, you're big.
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This guy is a Muslim but he's ridiculing Christianity in his music video. This is totally unacceptable and remains condemned in the strongest terms. Why can't he do this nonsense with his Islam?
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Peter Obi told Nigeria that there is nothing left to steal and APC propagandists called him names. Now, China have refused to lend Nigeria $22 million loan request. World Bank and IMF would be next. Something horrible is hovering over Nigeria.
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Peter Obi was Chairman of Fidelity bank. Alex Otti was executive director of First Bank. Alex Otti was Group CEO of Diamond bank. Meanwhile, can someone tell me the corporate history of Tinubu before politics?.
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We warned SE people on the need to be politically calculative but they ignored us. Now, they're buying 7 pieces of tomatoes for N1,000 while those of us in SW are buying at N120. They buy fuel for N550 per litre while those in NW get it at N165. They must learn a lesson.
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Owo massacre. Deborah's lynching. 8 months ASUU strike. Fuel scarcity. N420 per liter of fuel. N750 to $1. Naira scarcity. Millions k!lled by herdsmen. Millions k!lled by Boko. Farmer-herder crisis. Train attacks. Kidnapping and banditry. These are the reasons why I'll vote APC.
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"I don't normally do politics" go buy fuel at N1400 . "I'm neutral in this election" go buy fuel at N1400. "He didn't convince me" go buy fuel at N1400. "He'll assemble technocrats" go buy fuel at N1400. "Peter Obi would never be president" go buy fuel at N1400.
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It took Chimamanda just one letter to get the attention of Pres. Biden and the US. But here in Nigeria, full grown men like FFK, Keyamo, Reno, Bayo, have been ranting for the past months with nothing to show for it. Bunch of village champions with zero international pedigree.
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Peter Obi - former chairman of Fidelity Bank. Alex Otti - former chairman of Diamond Bank. Olumide Akpata - former president of NBA and founder of Templers law firm, the most successful in Nigeria. At this point, LP should set-up a career coaching institution.
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You changed your name from Femi to Emeka. Opened a space and added your friends in bigotry. Started insulting the Oba of Benin in Igbo. Came out from your space and started attacking Igbos for insulting Oba of Benin. Now, you're getting angry because Benin people are not angry.😂.
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It is commendable that since Peter Obi started his media drilling, nothing indicting has been unravelled about him. Despite the "Go And Verify" order, there's yet to be a contradicting info. I salute this integrity!. #fearwomen #wike #doggy South east
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JUST IN: Nationwide protest may be inevitable if INEC fails to uphold Peter Obi's landslide victory. The masses are losing faith in INEC over the persistent failure to upload results electronically.
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Our APC government took dollar from N216 to N1,900. Now, dollar managed to reduce to N1600 and you're gaslighting Nigerians for not celebrating the decline. Is it that you're professionally stupid or your village deity hold your brain?.
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Peter Obi is becoming a problem to this our political domain. Imagine, people are winning elections without spending shishi, without bribing delegates, without paying Deji,Sega,Dipo for image laundering. Peter Obi is spoiling our politics.
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Where was this energy last December when Igbos did their village mansions challenge?.
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Peter Obi used $75 benchmark and calculated the value of the 3,000 barrels of crude lost every day. Did his calculations, converted to Naira, removed cost of production, extracted 50% profit, and he did all this within 5 mins. Do they also teach Mathematics in Philosophy?.
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Just ordinary birthday of their principal, see as everywhere dey bubble. Giveaways dey fly upandan. Freebies everywhere. People don even forget the fuel wahala. But if e reach turn now for Jagaban own, we go use the whole day to debate his age. Nonsense.
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Wonderful! Tinubu has removed fuel subsidy, sacked Bawa and Emefiele. Changed the FX system. Nigeria is gradually getting shape. It is just remaining for the Judiciary to remove Tinubu and declare the rightful winner of the election.
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Don't be deceived; the 2 million march in Port harcourt is just a rented crowd from Germany. Besides, the march happened on social media; Obidients should come out in Rivers State, we'll show them something. Senior advocate of nonsense Wike Osimhen Kaduna Fake news Atiku and Obi
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After seeing what Biden passed through yesternight, I now understand why Tinubu avoided any debate. Omo! Peter Obi for wound am.
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Peter Obi is a master in this political game. He doesn't talk too much; silence is his greatest arsenal. He only comes up when you think you have taken over the narrative. See how just one thread from him, cancelled all the ongoing propaganda from APC. There's levels sha.
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This man is just making it difficult to hate him. But, as an APC stakeholder and a professional bigot, it is my responsibility to hate him. I think I have one of the hardest jobs in the world. Argh!
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Obidients go really see shege. I warned them about their political choices but they ignored me. See them trekking like lost sheep. I took the pictures when I was flying to work in our APC customized Jet. We warned them!
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Northern Muslims do not want Israel to take over Palestine BUT they want to take over Plateau.
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This is exactly why I hate Obi. When other politicians are teaching their followers how to hustle white substance and carry their bags, Obi is busy teaching his own people dignity in labour. What nonsense! . Can never be my Tinubu. Who needs labour when there's white substance?
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He's all over the place, making donations here and there. Just recently, he gave N120 million to a nursing college. But when it comes to buying of delegates, he would start preaching frugality. Stingy man.
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See how genuine and authentic bishops look like. Take note of the charisma, astuteness and neatness. If you're not them, you're not. APC made a fool of themselves trying to make mockery of divinity. #davidhundeyin #Staged Peter Okoye Blasphemy Imams
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So, Ebonyi state is the largest rice producing state in Nigeria, followed closely by Benue. Who even sold the narrative that Northern Nigeria is feeding the country?. We seriously have a lot of things to unlearn.
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How can some people be so extravagant? Just imagine. I met APC coordinator in my ward today and he was complaining of lack of money to pay for his son's school fees. This is someone that received a whooping sum of N35,000 during the election. You mean, he's squandered that money?.
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Peter Obi is yet to arrive to the States, but the venue is already sold out. Nigerians in diaspora are really yearning for this national liberation. This is the first of its kind. #PeterObiInAmerica Eedris Abdulkareem Ketu Igbo Kenneth Okonkwo Victor Kabaka Funke Akindele
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PDP is the favourites to win this election. Atiku already have 11 million votes in the bag, almost half of SW are in the bag and SE and SS are also already in the bag. But the problem now be say na Peter Obi hold the bag. Peter Obi go and verify Jonathan Anambra
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If PDP had won in Abia state, we would have asked Obidients what Otti would have done differently. The same way we're asking Obidients what Peter Obi would have done differently.
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Hahahaha. Obidients think they're wise. I just found out why EU discredited the presidential election. The president of EU is an Igbo. Her mother was from Udi in Enugu State and her father, a son of Mbaise in Imo. They migrated to Germany in 1923.
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Odumodu rejected Tinubu and got a deal with the biggest club in London. But you that taught Peter Obi lesson, never dey sure of wetin you go chop this night.
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Fuel is now N1,100 per liter. Dollar is now N1,500. Bag of rice is still N80,000. Government has created zero jobs. Nigerians can't even afford meals. These issues don't bother Soyinka; what bothers him is 2027 election and Peter Obi. Scholar at night, political bigot by day.
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I might be a Tinubu supporter but I have to admit that Peter Obi's manifesto is just full of original and raw ideas. Not the copy and paste we did in our "Renewed Hope." I'm now afraid of Peter Obi and his team. Manifesto MC Oluomo Agberos Buhari North Soludo #ThePactWithNigeria
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"I know this driver doesn't have a driver's license and I heard he drinks a lot before driving. Moreover, this car is so bad with faulty brakes. The gear selector is also bad, even the air bags.". Let me just enter, and pray the driver would favour me.
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Since Monday, I've not heard anything like "obidiots" or "obingos.". E be like say this Tinubu's first strike don reset some people's brain to factory settings. 😂.
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Otti has started paying outstanding pensions to Abia pensioners. Some people are receiving N1.5 million, some are seeing N700k, some are getting N900k. It is raining credit alerts in Abia State.
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Yakubu spent N300 billion on elections. Hadi Sirika spent N12 billion on 10 firefighter trucks. Isa Pantami spent N24 billion on Wi-fi. Census board wants to spend $1.2 billion on census. And you're still wondering why they're fighting Peter Obi.
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Alex Otti is living in stone age. We're in 21st century and he's still patronizing local manufacturers. Who's INNOSON?. When Tinubu and FG are splashing billions on foreign cars, that upcoming Peter Obi is busy promoting local industry. Nonsense. Poverty mentality.
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When Peter Obi presented 13 witnesses, we were all laughing because he did not provide 50. Now, e reach our turn, we presented only 1. And even the one we presented left his senses at home. That is, in reality, we presented zero (0) witnesses. Nonsense.
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Please, those of you close to Paul Adefarasin should find out when David is coming. This particular Saul is doing everything to kpai Israelites. 😭.
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Peter Obi just came from nowhere and destroyed this format. By now Asue and Obaseki for don chop gbegiri and ewa for Auchi highway.
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Since these hunger protests started, I've never seen a counter protest. Hunger na your mate?😂.
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"If Dangote refinery starts production, fuel price would crash to N200 per liter.". "If dollar comes down to $1/N500, fuel price would crash to N200.". "Give it 3 months, BAT would figure out how to take fuel to N200 per liter."
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They sent you to go and defend Tinubu's mandate and you're there fighting for a selfie with Obi. Is like you're a village weapon fashioned against Jagaban? Nonsense SAN.
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Typical Igbo man. He has everything figured out and still behaved like he has been cornered.
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At a point, Obidients were actually begging APC to give them Yemi Osinbajo instead of Tinubu. Those guys been get the memo before. 😂.
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E reach time to secure his mandate, Adeleke rush go hire Ikpeazu, an Igbo lawyer. We never hear Yoruba ronu. Abi the 'ronuness' no reach intellectual levels? 😂😂😂😂.
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No be to dey Asiwaju baby upandan. What have you actually contributed? See what your mate, Chamamanda Adichie is doing for the Obidients. Your own na to open bleached chest, dey Asiwaju baby like a new mad person.
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You people said he can't get 1 million votes and he amassed 6 million despite our heavy rigging. Now, you're saying you can't be alive and watch him become president. Posh Mama don kpai, Odin don kpai, Zack don enter ICU. Abeg ooo, Obi I no follow them swear ooo.
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Ordinary question they asked him, he started referencing the date and year he tweeted about the issue. Ngige, you didn't tell us this man is also a mobile encyclopedia. I thought he's only a trader?.
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Just imagine, Obi still remembers the plate number of the vehicle he used in the 80's. If I ask Tinubu now to mention the day presidential election was conducted, dem go tag am antiparty question and report me to Abuja. Nonsense.
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They commissioned the Geometric Power Plant and Aba started seeing 24/7 electricity. But they commissioned Dangote refinery for almost a year now and we're yet to see anything aside long threads by PhD holders. You can commission by propaganda but propaganda won't refine crude.
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PHOTOS: this is Peter Obi in September 2012, having a first hand inspection of villages affected by the heavy flood of 2012. We need a leader who's compassionate enough to share in the agony of his people. #pastor #PeterObiForPresident2023 #Prophet #OBIdients
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You served as an LG chairman. You served as Chief of Staff. You served as state minister of education. You served as minister of education. You served as governor for 8 years. You're now serving as the minister of FCT. Yet, you're not satisfied. What else do you want?
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"we'll move the economy from consumption to production.". "The first target is to start pulling people out of poverty.". "In Nigeria we don't have a revenue problem, we have spending problem.". Happy Birthday! Peter Obi.
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EFCC has confirmed that N34 billion placed in 6 different banks has been traced to Halima Shehu and her relatives. She's a hijab-wearing and devout Muslim. I wish to ask my Muslim brothers, when is she facing Sharia? . Don't tell me Islam is afraid of the rich.
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That Suleiman guy that is all over the tl begging for money to buy inhaler is a staunch member of our party. He was one of the Jagaban armies that received a whooping sum of N8,000 on the eve of the election. I advised him to invest the money wisely but he squandered it.
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If you want Tinubu to win this election, just vote for Peter Obi. A vote for Peter Obi is in favour of Tinubu . I'm calling on all APC supporters to vote for Peter Obi so that Tinubu would win.
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You're trying to force levels with South East, but during university admission, Chukwuemeka from Anambra would be required to score 320 before being considered for admission while Usman from Sokoto would need to score only 130 in the same exam for the same admission. Nonsense.
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BREAKING NEWS: After confirming his slim chances of victory, the presidential candidate of the People's Democratic Party, Atiku Abubakar has reportedly stepped down for Peter Obi of the Labour Party. He encouraged his followers to endorse the former Anambra State governor. .
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Where did Peter Obi get these lawyers? . Is like they've been working on this matter even before the beginning of campaign. They rotate the job and yet, you won't suspect any difference or lapses. Not like the cooperate agberos that nearly objected Tinubu's victory today.
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Thank God for the release of our school children. But how did you guys come up with this asoebi within 24 hours?. Una been take their measurements when they were in captivity? How una take run am?
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This is really unbelievable. In 2012, Peter Obi accommodated flood victims from Kogi and other states, fed them and provided them with medicare. Obi is just making it difficult to hate him but it won't work. As an APC stakeholder, it's my responsibility to hate him.
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I don't understand this deep hate against Tinubu. Tinubu has not enjoyed any genuine love from Nigerians, even his loyalists. Everything must be hired or paid. Just ordinary anti protest protesters, na hire. So, where are the good Nigerians that voted Tinubu?.
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Ordinary SSA to the government is earning over N800k per month for trolling Obidients on Twitter. But a professor in Nigeria after 30 years of intensive research and teaching, earns N400k. And you're opening that gutter to call NLC and TUC greedy. Nonsense.
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While Peter Obi is in Eko, pressing the necks of BATIKUS; his supporters are already in Kwara strategizing on how to OBIfy Kwara State. Na landslide victory we dey find. Bobo Chicago The NBA Shettima Chimamanda Peter Obi Channels Eko Hotel Osinbajo
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You're asking how LP managed to compile such comprehensive evidence across states. But when I told you to rig with sense, you thought I was joking. Thank God I never follow una go Abuja because na that our broom dem go use sweep una comot there. Nonsense.
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"Saul will come before David.". Una sure say na Saul una send abi na Nebuchadnezzar?.
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I just pity Obidients. Because it is just too difficult to market Peter Obi to the rural areas. Imagine, one Obidient went to a village in Taraba to market Peter Obi to the locals, they just told him to shut up that they're more Obidient than him. Omo! The guy weak. 😂😂😂
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Some Nigerian Muslims are supporting Tinubu and making defense for his drug trafficking business. Does it imply that Islam only frowns at alcoholic drinks but embraces the intake of cocaine?. I really want to know if drug abuse is not a haram.🙏.
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I remember when Obi Cubana's mother's burial trended across all platforms because of the doings and class. Even Hausas were amazed by the doings by Igbo billionaires. But a certain tribe felt wounded and started comparing the burial to that of Adenuga's mother. 😂😂😂😂.
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My APC neighbor told to me how his 5 kids were sent back from school because of fees. I advised him to enroll them in a public school within our area. He complained that the public school doesn't have teachers. I told him to just send them there and follow it up with prayers.
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Inflation dropped to 32.1%. And bag of rice moved from N85,000 to N97,000. I don't know why everything is so different in Nigeria.
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You're now celebrating Hilda Baci because GWR sticked to their rules of using realtime results. If e reach una turn now, una go jam the network, off Bivas and use touts to destroy the display screen. Nonsense.
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Nonsense! Obidients were claiming that Taraba was on lockdown for their Peter Obi but I just checked the photos and see empty spaces everywhere. Obidients you guys should try harder, you can't deceive me.
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At Chatham house. Interviewer: how do you intend to handle insecurity?. "Nasir El Rufai would answer that question.". 😂😂😂😂😂😂.
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Dear Dipo, David Hundeyin is saying your PhD is nonsense and valueless. He also said that you're jobless in the UK and you're only looking for political gig in Nigeria. Please, I want you to debunk those nonsense and teach him a good lesson.
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All this while Tinubu has been shivering around, the Niger coup plotters didn't even blink. But just after Peter Obi's intervention and call for dialogue, the the Niger coup plotters have now agreed to dialogue with ECOWAS. You may not like Obi but you can't dispute his influence
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Toyota manufactured your car and made it PMS powered. No CNG. Ford manufactured their own and made it PMS powered. No CNG. Honda manufactured their own and made it PMS powered. No CNG. But you think a Twitter SSA knows better than the manufacturers. Na here we dey sha.
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