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⫸ Web Engineer - ReactJS, NextJS, & NodeJS ⫸ Writer ⫸ Apistevist ⫸ Chelsea ⫸ Nature & Space ⫸ Baba Wèrè selectively and on demand ⫸ ...sometimes funny.

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@GeniusHawlah
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@aureliuscrafted For those asking for context 😂
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@GeniusHawlah
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@Naija_PR This question con be like setup for me. People go begin list all my habits now. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@GeniusHawlah
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@seunosewa The NOT lesson, but thre @t , is that, don't ask pastors for accountability; if you do, G0d will ignore you. Simple 5-4-1 formation - Tatis! 🙇🏻‍♂️
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@GeniusHawlah
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@FIFAWorldCup Rent-free in my head. 😁 The mini-cardiac-arrest that turned to overwhelming joy.😁
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@GeniusHawlah
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@Didicodes In conclusion, as a man, make sure you have money. 😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑BE RICHLY WEALTHY, MY BROTHER😑 E get why. 😑
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@GeniusHawlah
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@instablog9ja Wow! He has all that "issues" and still showed up for happiness. 👏👏👏 Guys, have fun!!!!! Only you can decide to be happy or not 🙏
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@GeniusHawlah
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@arojinle1 So far they don't come where they're not supposed to 😒Àwọn ati tani ati tani niwaju tani!😒
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@GeniusHawlah
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@Eru_N_Dupe26 @worldinDisarray @RuqayyahAnuolu1 Don't worry bro, he treated people well. So, just say amen and move on.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@lollypeezle Check music lyrics and videos, there are dangers docking in there. They project these things effortlessly, but if anyone goes against anyone's favourite, it's a Stan War. You know the genre of music I'm talking about.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@Stfutimi You go soon need a lawyer. As Layi dey busy now, I recommend barrister O.T Law. 😂✌️
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@GeniusHawlah
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@the_Lawrenz Goated series I love it
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@GeniusHawlah
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@UnkleAyo @seyilaw1 These two can still fight if them jam on the queue on judgement day 😂 If Seyi no start am Uncle Ayo go talk something wey go trigger gidigbo 😂🤌🏾
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@GeniusHawlah
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@aproko_doctor In fact, he has his list already 😂 He's just going to submit it 😂Deborah must pay for what she did to him! 😂😂
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@GeniusHawlah
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@arojinle1 If babalawos can work with the law enforcement agencies as whistle blowers ehn 😬😬😬😬
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@GeniusHawlah
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@arojinle1 This! If I were a woman, I wouldn't take my husband's name because I don't like complications and affidavits. If I had to, I would still retain all my previous official names, I would just add his surname as the 4th name like Olasunkanmi Opeyemi Ajibola Ajaofarungbonekun 🤝
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@GeniusHawlah
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@arojinle1 Y'all may need a reference. 👇 But as for me and my family, we shall not attempt it. 🤝
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@GeniusHawlah
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@chadson_ @Ishansharma7390 More like welcome to America you are a guest here. we STEAL here. leave if you don’t like it.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@Jayceeekar Your pot of sense no go dry! Emotion no go blind you! Your reasoning go multiply! Your brain no go turn powder! 🙏 You get sense, I don follow you. 🫂
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@yabaleftonline "My brother, na God o 🤲🏾" 😂😂😂😂
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@halleberry Pawpaw taking his flowers from the comment section without losing composure.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@leletii_m The person connecting you to Heavens should also connect you to the internet. 😂
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@yabaleftonline Military too no dey take fat women, she no go drop video for that too?🙄
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@GeniusHawlah
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@instablog9ja A camera person, in whom I'm well pleased! 🙏God bless them!🙏
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@GeniusHawlah
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@instablog9ja No be me go talk am, scroll fast please. The comment you are looking for may be under this one.
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@Omojuwa Miss Iran later win Miss South Africa😂Is Yahweh not wonderful?😂
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@GeniusHawlah
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@ThaBoyYom No be wetin them dey call Alif inside Arabic alphabets be this? 🤔
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@GeniusHawlah
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 There's a reason God doesn't let us see these creatures with our naked eyes, we wouldn't have had the courage to touch anything, I mean anything at all!
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@GeniusHawlah
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@MuizOnline Bro!!! This strikes my mind almost daily. It's a genuine concern, a painful one for that matter. The person that said "as a Nigerian, you're losing 5:0 to life, you need to equalize before you part winning" didn't lie. We use quality years to equalize here. Some don't even get to
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@instablog9ja FG: Use 62K guide. NLC: 250K or power grid goes down.
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@PoojaMedia Telling these blatant truths in the church isn't the profitable way to run the business though. If he has another job then, I applaud his honesty 👏👏👏, but if he doesn't, lol... He'll be shocked by the number of church goers that prefer the lies others tell them 😂 People who
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@Allezamani @KR3Wmatic Her punctuation is the problem. "I, for example, am in my house," can be grouped under Parenthetical Expression. The "for example" is a Parenthetical Pause which adds more meaning to the statement but doesn't affect the structure and meaning when removed.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@PoojaMedia Olamide has a huge chunk of fans from all artistes' fanbase. He's the Ronaldinho of the industry. 🙌🏾
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@Wizarab10 Do they have a reason to be angry? Yes, they absolutely do because they're being preyed on. Where I begin fume na when you dey use style call me a keeler inside crime wey I no commit. ❌ The number of rich men is above that of rich women all over the world which means men and
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@lionheart1759 Cest la ment?
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@arojinle1 Damage 0% until it attacks eyeballs or hit scrotum 😩😩😩
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@PoojaMedia You can't womanize and have savings Those who womanize and still have savings are doing something illegal Quote me anywhere 👌🏾
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@GeniusHawlah
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@AjeboDanny If a serial rαριst comes out to say all the rαριng he's successfully done in his life, it's God that helped him, people will quickly say it's not God. Funny how humans decide what God did and what he didn't based on how we perceive it. "Do not attribute your success to nothing"
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@yabaleftonline Easy find. 🤝
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@TeniolaYBNL He never reach that "Older Woman" turn he don cook her down...that's what they call parboil 😂Na lucky unfortunate people dey get am 😂
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@GeniusHawlah
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@joejoeboy0 There are "God lovers" under this post desperately hoping something bad will happen to the guy so they can say that's God proving himself. If an unbeliever loses a child, it's God teaching them a lesson. If Daddy G.O does, we don't know what God used it for. SMH.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@alhajabalance E con be like say na @UnkleAyo dey yo kelekele go write these things.😭😭😭
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@instablog9ja The guy that created the whole CGI doesn't have fear of God in mind.
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@theLiveware Unreal space. Achievers plenty pass achievement there.
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@GeniusHawlah
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@UnkleAyo Joselu no need start match before he comot Bayern na 😂😂✌️
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@GeniusHawlah
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@realpeteyb123 But sailed the world to force other cultures into yours, now you want to opt out? It doesn't work that way. It's now an inseparable relationship, live with it or live with it. 🤝
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@GeniusHawlah
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@arojinle1 Shey snake no fit attract other snakes sha?😩😩This thing wey you dey keep, shey oro yi o ni n'eyin báyìí ?😩 What if another snake come and you think say na your Ball Python but that one no be ball, but Ronaldinho himself wey dey do snake bite 🤲🏾😭
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@PoojaMedia Absolute snub. Vee go dey doubt her existence now
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@instablog9ja Imagine having a gμη as one of the items you regularly go out with 🤦🏻‍♂️ As in...like a phone 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@GeniusHawlah
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@formersureboyy As he should have done. 👏 You face whom you're negotiating with, not the noise of the market. On the pitch, not every individual in kits is your opponent, some are your teammates 👌🏾
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@GeniusHawlah
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@equipedefrance I know gym-abs and I know hustle-abs when I see one. Kante works at sites sometimes, they should monitor his moves.
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@instablog9ja FACT! There is actually this comfort/peace that comes with staying single, that once you get used to it, you'll not know when you start condemning all thoughts about relationship/love. Meanwhile, with the right partner, you can still enjoy that peace/comfort. 👌🏾
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@ThaBoyYom Omo una dey mine pass professional miners! 🙌🏾
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@instablog9ja They are returning slowly and gradually. They are re-gaining their voices. I knew the break was temporal, because the people who can ignore 20-10-20 to campaign in last election, can ignore ANYTHING to support their favorites.
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@arojinle1 My way eventually!!!!!😂 I thought I was lazy ni o, ashey I be scientist! 😂 Abeg do more research, do I really need to wash ? 😂😂😂😂
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@PoojaMedia Normally, you good. Na since you almost make Sabinus look like prime Beckham I know say you fit capture moments wey no even dey. 🙌🏾😂Fire on brother! 💙
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@the_Lawrenz Gerrard spent over 15 years in EPL, zero title. Vardy one or two years, he won it with Leicester City.
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@_oluwaseun9 Naming IV secured 😁🤝😁
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@Tobi_d_guy @DannyWalta Just continue playing.
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@twrIdd @TheLampardView Plastic. A weak plastic.
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@shinadang Are you trying to say anyone who has an opportunity to leave for a country with a better economy and opportunities shouldn't leave...that they should wait here for a possible "significant financial support" ?
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@kwets11 Depending on the level of criminality. Highly invested ones would keeel you if you instead.
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If Opay are making profit, then the people behind their business model are geniuses. Opay is the only financial institution that ever tangibly paid me for using their service. 🙌🏾
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@the_Lawrenz - Only buy what you NEED, not just anything you WANT. - Don't reply to "hi" "hello" "hey" and the likes from strangers, until they say why they're chatting up, to avoid billings. - Don't try to impress ladies with money, and don't fornicate; no fornicator spends nothing. -
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@samrateeh Assistant Boyfriend.
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@arojinle1 Them fit whine you, but no panic and no oblige.✌️
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@_Taaooma @officialABAT I love it when intelligence, reading the room, message, and humor come with a content. A da fun e ju báyìí lo, Taooma! 🙏
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@UnkleAyo She dey drop statistics for GTB 😂Say them be 67% 💔😂
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@yabaleftonline The oil has been called oyel, so it's foaming with anger.
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@instablog9ja A bigger company bought a smaller company and the unpaid workers are rejoicing. Lol Honestly, the people that started religion are the most successful philosophers that ever visited this planet. They knew exactly what could make humans stop using their heads so they can easily
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@GeniusHawlah
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@Naija_PR A wise man said and I quote, "A fork can be reforked when the forker and the forkee realize the previous fork was a forking great fork."
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@Tunnykvng This is where I got sold 🤲🏾 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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@PoojaMedia Who else heard that VDM's "Don't play" here? 😂
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@OneJoblessBoy Cut Zouma Kurt Zouma Cult Zouma Caught Zouma and lastly Court Zouma
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@HAHayatu Someone said; "A nonsense is a nonsense even when said by a world-famous scientist."
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@egugunoflagos Ah! Them don use left brez hit Egungun for chest 😭😭 Get well soon bro! 🙏😭😭😭
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@arojinle1 There were more AC Milan fans compared to Man City fans in Nigeria some years back.
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@PoojaMedia Fab only posted what the agent said, not like he outrightly countered David. It's a transfer window; things change really quickly. No long talk.
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@_AsiwajuLerry Michael Scofield and Lincoln Burrows?
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@lollypeezle Why is he worried? Is the past affecting their present? No. So, why bother yourself about all that? Shey he did not do his own during university days ni? 🤷🏻‍♂️ Well...it seems they're too happy in their home so he's trying to make an Everest from an anthill.
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@dammiedammie35 This man too
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@scrumtuous @pradumna_saraf The tweet is for those who want to learn from the tutorial. 😃
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@arojinle1 Abeg record the numbers he's muttering/murmuring and send 🙏It's for my academic research 🙏
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@instablog9ja Kids, especially toddlers, are low-key βμllιεs and tεrrοrιsts! 😭😭And they do it innocently.😭
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@Squawka My homeboy is clear!!!! I'll be pained if Chelsea sell this machine! 😒😒
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@Adedamolarr Y'all don't know the hormones running through her body and the enormous pain she's going through. She could even do worse, and it'd still be fair enough. If you've never carried a child in you, you wouldn't know how painful it can be. Y'all are just dragging women, shame on you!
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@_klyklyy There are more than 5000 religions in the world, only yours is the best.
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@arojinle1 Exactly! Her punctuation is the problem. "I, for example, am in my house," can be grouped under Parenthetical Expression. The "for example" is a Parenthetical Pause which adds more meaning to the statement but doesn't affect the structure and meaning when removed.
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@dammiedammie35 Gadamit! 😂😂 No go hustle see something take hold belle😂Dey there dey gadamit person property 😂
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@bizzleosikoya "Person wey no get work dey check if my watch is original" 🎶 - Falz
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@yabaleftonline What if the movie is telling a story of someone who was robbed or kidnapped by people wearing niqab? They shouldn't tell it the way it is because he's insecure? No wonder Dr Chuba Okadigbo said; "If you're emotionally attached to your tribe, religion, or political leaning to
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@dammiedammie35 Everyone knows he didn't go to prison, but the people that made that possible will never let the case survive. I repeat, nothing will happen to Bobrisky and the people that made it possible for him. In the twist, these ones revealing stuff should be worried. This is Nigeria!
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@instablog9ja 30K here, 50K there, na so them dey take glow online while victims gnash teeth offline. ENJR!
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@_theladymo Them never stay one full day, them don dey talk relationship shenanigans 😑😖That's the goal of the show anyway 😖😖
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@Dee_Bebegirl @Wizebaba Yoruba Muslims are largely good people. They just want their prayers answered, that's all. A Yoruba Muslim mother can quickly branch a church service if the prayer session is children-related, and still attend her asalatu hours later. That's the Islam we want in our society.
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@arojinle1 I so much h8e snakes! 🤦🏻‍♂️ Mainly for the fact that, once they bite you, you have a short countdown to live 🤦🏻‍♂️ Imagine that kind of threat to life🤦🏻‍♂️
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@UnkleAyo @Sharonbchuks If na me be this lady, I go just take the "beautiful" part and run with it. 😂 For this egbon to say you're beautiful, you should have joy in chaos 👌🏾😂
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@arojinle1 I was in a similar shoe. I simulated my unknown results with D parallel and realized I would still make a meaningful 2'1, then I increased my focus on football straight up, and I capped my class into winning the Dean's cup and the HOD's cup. 😂✌️ I must not fail socially 😂
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@Omolomo_o After reading comments here, I had to go dig this out from Channels TV © 😂 And it was toward the end before he got serious enough to speak properly 😂 He really enjoys speaking that his skit English. 😂
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GeniusHawlah 👨‍💻
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@dammiedammie35 Na like this she go dey mark the original account owner 💔😂
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@GeniusHawlah
GeniusHawlah 👨‍💻
3 months
@asher_kine Food don set for next semester for him and hin friends 😂 Na group win be this IYKYK😂 🤌🏾
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