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Teach-Teacher-Teachest | Believe evidence | Never be foolish enough to miss elevenses | Harvard Graduate School of Education
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You and babe go dey work for the same office dey collect 800k. You go hear say babe dey do ajo 1m. She get one small Camry and she dey stay for GRA.
Then you're pressured to understand what's going on with your own finances. 🤣🤣
This is common in the education space too. Na
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@neliswa_daily
As it should be:
Breakfast - 7 a.m.
Second Breakfast - 9 a.m.
Elevenses - 11 a.m.
Luncheon - 1 p.m.
Afternoon Tea - 3 p.m.
Dinner - 6 p.m.
Supper - 9 p.m.
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@_SilverAngel_
If he does not allow you put your feet in the dashboard, he loves you enough so you don't get paralyzed in an event where the airbag deploys.
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A child that should be outside playing with sand, trees, leaves, taking walks and following insects. By age 6 max, all her peers would have levelled up to her. Basically, this knowledge is useless. I KNOW this as an educational psychologist, and any EYFS teacher does too.
She's been on my PC all day. She's also the only kid in her class that can read ABC and identify them. She also identifies numbers 0-10.
Consistency works like magic.
Before October we shall be solving basic maths together. She's just 2yrs.
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@Wizarab10
Stage 1: Denial
Stage 2: Anger
Stage 3: Acceptance
Stage 4: Philosopher
You're one stage away from becoming a philosopher (ultimate character development)
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@clkbae
Quick realisation you don't have control after you've given your best. Best to enjoy the spectacle.
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Many people don't get David Hundeyin's tweet about getting an exit plan.
There is a social war going on in Europe, especially with immigrants. Some quarters of the society believe that it's all a grand plan for chaos. In a few years, there will be a complete social breakdown of
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@ojay_obin
Claiming equality is a thought that stems from an inferiority complex. Men who married stronger, richer, more intelligent, powerful women know they're not equal to her. Equality doesn't and can't exist anywhere. It's not natural. Even twins are not equal.
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@Violetfab
100%
You're right. Apart from a budgetary lifestyle, women hardly spend as much as men when they hang out because men are inclined to sort the bills. So, saving is made easier for women.
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They're missing this important line. Lmao 🤣. You go dey alright.
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@OgbeniAyoola
😂
There's Twitter and there is life.
As I've said a couple of times, the majority of people tweet idealistic POVs, not realistic stuff. What you want isn't always what you get out of life.
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@Shakitibob1
So you and your like-minded colleagues can deny them First Class just because it doesn't sit well with you?
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@General_Oluchi
Meanwhile somewhere else in the world, you can put school children in a semi-leaking boat without life jackets.
The way a society treats its young is a reflection of its core values.
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@ojay_obin
Men are simple people. Give to Caesar what belongs to Caesar and Paul can have peace.
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@Wizarab10
Love language in Nigeria is funny. It's basically what people don't have or can't give.
"My love language is money" = I'm broke.
"My love language is collecting gift" = I be tif. Can't reciprocate.
It's nothing deep for most people. It's got to be measurable by physical
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@iamKristil
Children ONLY benefit wholesomely from play most especially when they're under 6. This is where their whole personality is being formed. Robbing a child of play at the expense of academics at that young age will create a maladjusted child. Book smart, zero social skills.
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@jon_d_doe
Cohabitation is also a good opportunity to help them get better. The key goal here is teachability. Why not help her get her better at cooking, if she ticks other boxes? If she's not teachable, then that's the actual red flag. Not being able to cook isn't necessarily a red flag;
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@HandsondeckGrey
@bonquishaleaks
The usual perfect way to deflect accountability.
He's abusive...1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 kids. Abusive men never start being abusive out of the blues. She chose that man for whatever reasons best known to her.
Who has 7 kids where they're being abused? Make it make sense.
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@Wizarab10
Exactly.
Men who knack other people's babes don't go civil because they understand the game. It's rude, hot and fast. Guess what, she'd be back.
Picture this below. You're welcome.
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We Africans are so funny. We want to lose everything that makes who we are by all means.
Food to the African man is NOT just anything that tastes well and goes down his belly. Food is symbolism for love and trust.
When many of you were growing up, you'd always eat on the same
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@Wizarab10
Before power changed hands 😅😅😅
'Era' is such a terrible word at that moment. It suggests she'd pass and another will come take over too. 🤣🤣🤣
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@Wizarab10
In the past, when men knelt to propose, they knew exactly what they were kneeling for: graciousness, poise, femininity, chastity. I'm yet to understand what the modern man is kneeling for (in the context of the larger population).
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@Wizarab10
Knack o.
You may never experience those knacks again, I mean even with the same person. When real life hits--job stress, health decline, sudden loss of interest etc--you need something to hold on like an album.
Knack o
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@egi_nupe___
He actually met the soldiers at the event. The soldiers were the security hired to secure everyone at the event. They only escorted him to the tent
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@NigeriaStories
I'm not sure we understand the meaning 'crash' in its right context.
N1500 to N1000 is not a crash
N1500 to N750, for example, is a crash.
"Dangote crashed diesel from N1100 to N1000." Crash una.
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@subpharmacist
@MrOdanz
Misleading!
The majority of the world's tomato paste comes from China. Billions of tomatoes are processed everyday and shipped off to tomato companies such as Heinz. These companies then reprocess these pastes into other products. However, the Chinese companies offered a short
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@MrOdanz
Women actually know what those besties want. Just like nicotine to an addicted smoker, the attention they get wouldn't let them 'discharge' those guys. Attention is a woman's drug. That's how the idea of besties is borne.
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@Alhaji_dubaa
@_SilverAngel_
One asked, "What if the car isn't moving?" 🤣🤣🤣
I just became weak...I mean, what's the obsession with putting your leg on the dashboard?
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@ojay_obin
When
@pearlythingz
says these things, they attack her.
We all know these things but...
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@Wizarab10
You must be a really patient person if you read past "I'm an independent woman."
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@OnassisHahn
@TheNationNews
Her real testimony is in the fact that she's the first graduate from her family. Yeah.
That's massive!
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@RasineIrem
Jesus! This is my problem with many of you guys. You create many problems for those trying to understand the bible. You are a major reason why many people say the bible is contradctory, when it is not. You yank off a verse out of the book, leave out the context (sometimes due to
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@OurFavOnlineDoc
I'm a teacher!
Sometimes I laugh at myself even. I went to pick my son and I asked, "What interesting thing happened today?"
"I ate snacks and played with Chineye." I expected nothing less.
The fact is, school under 5 is a waste of money if the focus is learning formal
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@KlasickTheHost
@Wizarab10
Him: Dear, I have a problem.
Her: No, don't say that. We are a team. Say, "we".
Him: Okay, love. Our side chick is pregnant for us.
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of Una children go Sabi book. Some will be just top of the class, majority will be average, and a few will be dumb as fuck. It's normal. Let your child experience total childhood through play. Again, if the child has uncanny ability for 'academics', start them early.
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Funny celibacy.
This is basically ageing girl math: realises time is going and needs to lock down a dude. She then withholds sex so the sexually insatiable guy commits. Getting this commitment is the 'self-worth'. This is not celibacy. This is an exchange market.
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@OmoGbajaBiamila
Not about the food honestly. There are guys out there who'd buy their food, even right there. They're pretty.
This case is a case of a lady showing how much and how deep she lacks respect for him. Zero ratings!
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@XBrianDennis
Compared to the number of people carrying iPhone up and down, it's super hilarious 😂
Apple Music is N1k.
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@Wizarab10
Yes, actually. "Stamford Bridge straight" to take a picture of the entrance and turn back.
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@ItsEmpress_X
@zenith_tm
Take a walk to female prisons. Ask for the spreadsheet of those in for murder, rape, arson, fraud etc.
You're welcome.
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@Wizarab10
If you have a hat trick of failed relationships, it's high time you took a look at yourself and your choices.
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If your child has shown EXCEPTIONAL intelligence (natural ability that experts have confirmed), then there is no problem starting them off early. Not starting them is imprisonment of that mind but the sure thing is you're not going to get a total child. Dear parents, no be all
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@PenTitan
Parallel to this, if you have been pulling out and sometimes pour in it for some time, and she never told you she's pregnant, boss, go run a fertility test.
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@The_McCoy
The worst of all is these holiday schools. Imagine raising a child that doesn't get a break all year round. This is why kids are depressed and tired 24/7. It's sad.
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@Wizarab10
He was a virgin.
Has a virgin babe but he cheated on her. Now, she's cheating back.
He's questioning her loyalty.
And asking if she should stay or leave.
"I love her."
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@Wizarab10
Someone said they didn't like your "Throw her away" phrase. You changed it to, "Fling her away".
Frying pan to fire 🤣
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@Wizarab10
WhatsApp is worse. People knacking your partner are jointly celebrating birthdays and anniversaries with you.
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@alexofficiallyy
They will be alright.
When they're done, they will go back to the English language teachers who failed to teach them how to read.
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@AWallflower7
@NonyeKings
@cossybarbie
39? Lol. My earliest memory of her was in 1997. She's an ancestor!
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@Wizarab10
My friends on WhatsApp genuinely believed Western reports that Ukraine was beating Russia.
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@Wizarab10
He mentioned two keys I've said all year long. Food and sex.
Once you on top of these as a man, there's hardly anything a woman can hold over you. You're definitely getting good behaviour and accountability, and everyone has peace in the end.
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@MrOdanz
Anything that goes against the country is a thread sewing opportunity for them. Not surprised.
I'm also expecting them to thrash the news because "majority won't be able to afford it." Just wait and see.
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@folasanwo
I've lost faith in the Nigerian church for so many reasons and for a very long time.
I once went to a church where I could not sit beside my wife. Lol.
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@Naija_PR
Carefully watch how they'd still break the laws there, convince the world that the Arab world is oppressive, despite all these warnings and guidelines.
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"I won't be like my father. I will do better."
Bro, you've not even met him. You're running with a story from your mum told you, to come this conclusion? Overall Best in Doing Better, Pele o.
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The world runs heavily on feelings now. That's why we have so many problems.
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Keep the assignment guy on the leash with cleavage and hugs. Dude thirsts for her waters all year long. Meanwhile, a retarded Yahoo Boy is looting the goodies everyday 😭😭😭
Never be the assignment guy.
Who else love their friendship? Friends like this >>>>
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Okay, okay.
Let everyone make their 1 year old start by solving algebra, and by 2, they should be writing Harvard worthy essays. By 3, they should have all their lives engulfed in machine learning and AI driven analytics. Everyone will breed super kids. Go team!
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@OluyomiOjo
You clearly don't see the issue here, do you? In replies to him, some CEOs of startups in America agreed with him that they'd ignore such write-ups. Ask yourself, does this impact the chances of an ordinary Nigerian seeking job or business opportunities in the US?
The
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@ChroniclesPHC
@AfricanHub_
A good population of Zimbabweans are whites. The legendary 'Zimbabwean farmers' during Saraki's era as governor were whites...similar to South Africa.
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@PenTitan
Even the Yorubas say, "Ere ki'laja b'ekun se?"
Loose implicit translation: What's the friendship between a man and a man [if not sex]?
Everyone can shift the goalpost as they wish but the fundamentals/truth remains.
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