Demola Of Lagos π΅
@OmoGbajaBiamila
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DigiComms - Trace West Africa - Anglophone Story-Telling β’ Writing β’ Digital Content β’ Perception Management β’ Aviation, Wildlife, and Firearms Enthusiast.
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Joined November 2011
THREAD. I'll show you a bit of what the Police did to us in Abuja on Sunday. After dispersing us from where we're gathered, they launched an assault on us with an Armoured Personnel Carrier. Now, watch following videos to get a clearer perspective of my ordeal. #SARSMUSTEND
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It's a beautiful day to remind you that women are not good people. π€£ππ.
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The SARS headquarters in Abuja is called "Abbattoir". I don't need to say more except you don't know what an abattoir is.
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APC: We want to rescue Nigeria. Nigerians: From???. APC:
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That was how I boarded a flight & one woman was in my seat. I politely told her she was in my seat. Next thing was; "Ehn, look for another seat naaau.". I wan maaad. Mo change e fun everybody. Either you stand the fuck up and look for your assigned seat or we all don't fly today!.
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I took you as a sister and friend who had my best interest at heart. I saw you as someone who had my back, someone who's my support system, someone I could always rely on. Little did I know that all you wanted to do was sleep with me. God! πππ.
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Got to the airport this morning, thinking, "People de always jam Peter Obi for airport, how come me I never jam?". A few minutes later. π€£π
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Did Don Jazzy ask Nigerians to help him beg his ex-wife to come back? Abi iru awon amunibuni wo leleyi? ππ.
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Electricity workers who already knew the national grid was going to collapse anyway, watching Nigerians blame NLC.
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This is not supposed to be funny. πππ€£π€£
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, your darling LASTMA officials who in collaboration with the Lagos State Government, recently auctioned off people's vehicles for driving one-way against traffic. When dem go auction this truck? π€. You did well @Dagbofather ππΎππΎππΎ
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Two years ago, you banned Okada. Today, you're banning the same Okada again. It is not as if you lifted the initial ban o. You basically re-banned something you have banned. Ijoba Banabasi. ππ€£.
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Omo, wetin BAT don go promise these people? π.
VIDEO: French band performs P-Squareβs βTaste the moneyβ for Tinubu at state dinner. #PBATInFrance.
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Because of iPhone, Hair Dye & Lung Cancer? Smh!.
Word of advice: Donβt come close Iβll break your heart. βΊοΈβΊοΈβΊοΈ
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So, last week, I got home from work tired, angry & frustrated. Then, my neighbour's kids showed up at my apartment to give me this. It's an apology letter but before you read this letter, let me quickly give you the back story to why this letter was written. Stay with me!
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"There's a clear agenda that the Igbos want to take over Lagos. ", but the 3 main contenders for the Lagos seat are all Yoruba men. You're an educated fool.
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CNN just reached out to me. They're asking for permission to use this video. Tagging them in our tweets did work eventually. They're compiling a report already. So, keep the videos coming, continue to tag relevant media houses. Our voices must be heard this time. #EndSARS.
Yes, they shot at us, but you know what? We die here!!!. This is what the Nigerian Police Force turned a peaceful protest into. What exactly are they afraid of???. Why is this administration afraid of a peaceful protest?. #EndSARS
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Now that we are back to #EndSARS once again, I think today is a perfect time to put this out there. My egbon @GbemiFizzy encountered these men of the @PoliceNG from Ogudu station & the following ensued. Watch the video carefully & I will tell you the back story!. THREAD!
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Vindicated Gregory in less than 24 hours. π€£π.
Hardship: Tinubuβs wife, Ribadu to lead national prayers.
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Lmfaoooo. The residents of this area are done for today because whaaaat??? π€£ππ
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So, we're all just going to act like Reno Omokri didn't kill his role as Officer Chicago in #BloodSistersNetflix?
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Easter is still next week but the Nigerian Senate is already on Easter break. They didn't even wait for Judas Iscariot to collect the 30 pieces of silver. πππ.
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Elegushi and Oniru:
We paid Lagos govt $100 million for land to construct refinery: Dangote .
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He was paid to make a beat for someone, and while they're waiting for him to hand over the project, he freestyled to it, made a banger and even had the guts to mention in the lyrics that it was a stolen beat. A legend! π€£π.
How good was he in his prime?
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The egg leaves the ovaries for the fallopian tube where it waits for the strongest sperm to fertilize it before making it's way down to the uterus. If the egg doesn't leave the ovaries, the sperm can't reach it. Effort is needed from both sides. So, that nullifies your analogy.
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"Just look at my poor baby. He's not been the same since the primaries. I betrayed him. Chai, I'm a nuisance. "
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When I'm about to devour that wedding Jollof Rice then I suddenly remember I'll have to raise the couple's kids later.
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So, in Ibadan, someone apparently withdrew cash from an ATM using the 'cardless transaction' option and some people approached him, apprehended him, dragged him to the police station and got him detained for withdrawing cash without a card. Nigerians never fail! πππ.
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My whole day was going just fine until I saw this video. This shit right here, fucked me up. Had to let the tears roll a bit. Imagine how much work she put in, just to earn 500 Naira. See the moment she wanted to kneel down? A part of me died. π.
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Greenfield students are likely to be murdered today but it is the Gates divorce that scares you.
Wow. After 27 years. Scary! π.
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Do you remember this story?!. Well, Mrs @AdamsDaser wrapped that shit up, relocated to the UK, went back to school, & graduated last month with an MSc in Mechatronic Systems Engineering. I don't know if she plans to come back home (π€), I'm just glad she's in a better place! β€οΈ
Not sure I've ever felt helpless like I did yesterday & I'll share the reason with you. People need to understand the difference between the Nigerian government professing Ease of Doing Business on paper but doing the opposite in real life. Let me show you in a short thread!.
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She is @AsanyaNdidi. She works at the National Assembly and still took her protest there. Do you know how much guts it takes to go and protest where your salary is paid, in this country???. Please, give her her flowers!!! #SARSMustEnd.
She took the fight to them at the doorstep of the National Assembly. Who is this HERO??!!!! π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯ΊβπΏ. #SARSMustEnd
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Electricity companies in Nigeria are silently migrating people to Band A without informing them. No communication whatsoever. The anyhowness is this country is mind-boggling.
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The representative of the IG of police (didn't get his name) who came to address us just said "You people don't have sense. " simply because we insisted on seeing the IG of police. #EndSARS
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That extra 2k you'll pay at the airport to wrap your check-in luggage can save you from ogun alakoba. Please try de wrap your luggage. ANSRB Oooo!.
Man slaps an airport FAAN staff, raises alarm after the staff was caught trying to βsmuggle drugsβ into his luggage
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"Where is the One-Way signage? Show me the One-Way signage. ". This is what LASTMA officials do in Lagos. This is how they enforce traffic laws in Mafia-style. They could have confiscated this man's vehicle and then auctioned it off. Think about it because e fit be you.
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LMFAOOOOooo. That's not what's happening. Burna Boy did a song where he portrayed Nigerians as cowards who don't fight for their rights. Now, they're asking him to gba front, weyrey come de disguise. πππ.
Wait! Y'all want to bully Burna Boy into joining a protest? For real for real?.
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Visited the US Embassy on Friday. The atmosphere was so welcoming. The staff (foreigners) on the inside, meet you in the hallway & elevators with smiles & courtesy. Very hospitable!. Guess who was rude & hostile to us? The security officers outside - our fellow Nigerians. πππ.
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Banks are now mandating all their staff to leave the office by 5.00pm so that they can switch off the generator to save diesel. If you're found in the office by 5.01pm, you go collect. ππ€£π.
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Yahoo Yahoo is a choice. If everybody considers how tough things are in this country, we for all be thieves. The hard work that goes into being a Yahoo Boy can be expended to create a legit hustle but you chose fraud. You're just a criminal. Own it with your chest!.
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Spending 15,000 Nigerian Naira to buy a book written by Femi Adesina on the Buhari that I experienced has to be high-grade insanity. ππ€£.
WORKING WITH BUHARI IN BOOKSHOPS . "This is a book I'm delighted to read. And I believe all those who read it will even find much more pleasure, as they go through this very stimulating and detailed memoir." β Muhammadu Buhari, GCFR, President, Federal Republic of Nigeria,
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They knifed all our tyres!!!. The Nigerian Police Force at Force Headquarters in Abuja went to where we parked our cars and knifed all our tyres. This is what we get for peacefully protesting!!! #EndSARS.
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Yesterday, a guy surprised his babe at her office. He sent a saxophonist to play her a birthday song. While saxophonist was playing & other staff were awwwing, the company MD walked in, got angry & threw saxophonist out of the office. Birthday girl was issued a query. πππ.
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Your politicians were allegedly asking Binance for $150m in bribes, to be paid in. Wait for it. Cryptocurrency!!!. π€£ππ€£π.
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Wow! Just look at how big the maize is. Beautiful red maize. This is amazing. πππ.
"Kwara State Polytechnic farm harvested 25 tonnes of maize from its farm, estimated at N30million " - Rector. This is highly Commendable π
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Someone just played Burna Boy's song here and everybody shouted "OFF AM, OFF AM!!!. ". African Giant daraaaan! πππ.
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LMFAOooooo. Army went to disperse Police officers that were protesting their six-month unpaid allowances in Katsina state. Cruise!.
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I never see this kain Friday before for my life.
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"If my father-in-law buys my wife a car without informing me first, I'll ask her to return it. " - Alakori to n je expired Gala ati Teem gbigbona ninu Danfo to wa ni traffic Akowonjo. Agidi talika, agidi ofo. ππ€£.
My father @FemiOtedola always dreamt to visit the super-yacht CHRISTINA O owned by his role model Onassis. And now at 60 he has chartered it for next 3 weeks to share with his loved ones! π³βοΈ This is what love looks like β€οΈ #FamilyFirst. Chase your dreams, you never knowβ¦
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What do we say to the god of death?. Not today!
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Of course, I have to tell you all what happened this morning. It was indeed traumatizing but as someone who is already familiar with police harassment, this ordeal didn't catch me by surprise. Nigeria really prepares you for the worst but this is definitely not how to live. π.
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Yup, especially with the humongous amount of crude oil deposits in Alimosho and the vast agricultural investments in Ikeja.
Na Lagos dey carry Nigeria lowkey.
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So, a gang of robbers stormed a petrol station in Abuja yesterday night and went away with the ATM machine installed there. After the robbery, the security guard went to the police station to report the incident and he was detained by the police. Nigeria will disgrace you! π.
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So, last week, I experienced firsthand, exactly what it is like to live in the Northeast region of Nigeria. π©. That place is a perpetual war zone and worst still, the fighting can begin at any time without prior warning. A thread on my encounter with the horror of Boko Haram.
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Peter Obi could not convince you that he was a better candidate, but "a town hall different from balablu", "I just want to dance", "I will reduce the purchasing power of Nigerians", "na statistics we go chop?" convinced you. LMFAOOOoooo. Now, laugh at yourself, you dumb fool.
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It is now clear that "Call your people to order. " is reserved for Peter Obi only.
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This makes sense because the man wearing the white shirt in this picture is Olaf Scholz, the Chancellor of Germany. Oya tell Tinubu to lead by example.
Germany is richer than Africa as a continent!. They use bicyclesβ¦ 60% of the citizens ride on bicycles!. Germanβs population = 83.8m. Nigeria = 218.5m. Germany GDP = 4.082 Trillion usd . Nigerian GDP = 472.6 billion usd. But 60% of Nigerians want to drive Benz with 472.6b usd.
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No aura, no charisma. Just standing there like UBA contract staff.
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Even if Israel de bomb Ogun state daily, e nor suppose bad like this. Ah!.
I got down from the car to make these videos. Aye ko Len je eyin politicians. Ori buruku Len se Walahi!
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This is Cod fish. It lives in very cold waters in the deeper regions of the North Atlantic & Pacific Oceans. To process it into stock fish, you need -0Β° climate as they're preserved using an open cold air-drying method. How possible is it for Nigeria to then produce it locally?.
The way Nigerians consume stock fish you'll think it's a locally produced fish product. But it's actually imported from Norway. Despite having its own coast line, Nigeria reportedly imports around $125 million worth of Norwegian seafood annually. Fascinating stuff.
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Watched it and this is the summary:. 1. You don't know where your candidate is. 2. You're not aware that the cycling video is old. 3. You said the video is not proof of life but the caption on it read "Many have said I have died. ". Hold on, I'm not done. .
Join me this evening as I appear on Channels TV by 7pm to answer questions concerning our forthcoming campaigns.
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Army π€πΎ Terrorism. Navy π€πΎ Oil Theft. Police π€πΎ Robbery/Kidnapping. Customs π€πΎ Smuggling. Immigration π€πΎ Trafficking. Airforce π€πΎ Bombing Citizens. Officials of these organizations are doing the direct opposite of their responsibilities, but somehow, we're expecting a miracle.π.
In these @fijnigeria videos, IBD Dende, the most notorious smuggler in the South West, can be seen threatening to kill a Customs officer who seized his smuggled goods. The officer he would have harmed had he not been restrained is an Assistant Superintendent of Customs. Some
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She took the fight to them at the doorstep of the National Assembly. Who is this HERO??!!!! π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯ΊβπΏ. #SARSMustEnd
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Someone we grew up with in the hood pointed my friend who is from Edo State out to thugs because he supports Labour Party. The thugs shot at him but missed. These are the issues.
My friends are still in shock because their neighbors pointed them out and cheered while thugs dealt with them.
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An Ankara-wearing moron. ππ€£.
Tinubu has invested in politics for YEARS, he has made kingsmen, he has made over COUNTLESS billionaires that have trickled down to communities, he has taken a backseat as well & now that he wants to achieve his ambition, he shouldn't?. If na your papa, you will deny him of that.
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Olumide didn't even lie. Twitter that DSS can go and raid their office unprovoked and say it is an order from above. ππ€£.
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A bag of Onions worth N35k now sells for N7k in Kano state. E fara buruku bale, 1k la si n lo.
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I mean, if the idiot that you quoted is not aware that Chris Ngige and not Peter Obi was the Governor of Anambra state in 2004, I expect that you, onikun gbenku bii eni mu omi eran yo should know but then, egbe weyrey parapo le n se.
Wotowotoβ¦. Well done WALE. Donβt be cornered to silence, return the fire.
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Couldn't pay for his own proposed wedding. Elenu peyepeye!.
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Last year, an Oro procession was held close to Protea Hotels in Oniru. The non-Nigerians lodged there went up to the penthouse to watch the procession. The Oro people saw them & started shouting "God punish you. ". The non-Nigerians shouted back, "God punish you too. " ππ€£.
If you have ever seen oro, can you detail your experience?.
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This is the election that your bros are celebrating and gloating about?. Lmfaoooo. Love that she spoke confidently and directly to his conscience. Let him go and think about it. Criminals!
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Never thought I'd see the Yoruba Version of "They're taking our jobs. " π€£π.
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When South Africans ask Nigerians living in their country to "go back home", we come here to scream "xenophobia". Listen to what a supposedly educated individual is saying to his own countrymen living in their own country. One day, you'll be reminded. π.
βI think it is insulting for you to come into Lagos by night bus, back of trucks or even plane, leverage on our enabling environment, grow in Lagos and then abuse our state, despite coming in droves, putting pressure on our social servicesβ - #rubbinminds Debate #jagabanarmy
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When you argue with your woman and it is beginning to look like you're right all along. πππ.
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This was exactly how Hutus and Tutsis were identifying each other by facial/physical features during the 1994 genocide.
Yorubas that look Igbo are also being attacked by their own Yoruba brothers. Kai.
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Don't get it twisted. I'm a very respectful person. Omoluabi taa bii ni ile ire but if you think you have madness, then I'll show that your madness is an apprentice. Respect is not demanded, it is earned. Respect is reciprocal. Respect isn't age-based. Everybody deserves it.
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I have seen about 10 different variations of this mockery video from the North. Yet, not one Emilokanlite have found it disrespectful. E choke like dry yam. ππ€.
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None of them can boast of building one hospital that can cater to their own medical needs back home but somehow they're still considered great leaders albeit by non-thinking Nigerians.
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Sha go and finish the Saint Finbarr's College Road that you abandoned in Akoka. Olopo isonu. π.
Fatherhood for me is about responsibility, love, and sometimes, a call to kitchen duties. It demands sacrifice, patience, and dedication to being the best we can be for our families. As a father and leader, I strive to nurture and provide in every role, ensuring my home thrives.
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It is normal. Everyone's going to their father's house for Sallah.
The amount of area boys around Bourdillion road Ehn. Ahn Ahn.
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Here is video evidence showing the Police at Eromz's house but the Police lied in court that Eromz was arrested at the protest ground. Let that sink in while you continue to deny the killings at Lekki. #EndSARS .
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Burj Khafayat.
β¦β¦@jidesanwooluβ© is your contribution to LSCSMC igbogbo over the period of 4 years. Despite the diplitated condition of the school. You don't deserve a second term.
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LMFAOOOooooo. Just one drone. ONE DRONE pere would have saved us from wasting the pilot's time, the aviation fuel, and of course, the headache of seeing this unfortunate photo op because I'm not sure there's anything she can see from such altitude.
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Today na May 20.
Starting March 8, Nigerians will no longer have to come to our offices for their biometric, they can do it from the comfort of their homes and have their passports delivered to them. - Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, Minister of Interior. #PoliticsToday.#CTVTweets
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"5 minutes drive from Dangote refinery. ". Iku pa e. π€£π.
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Just yesterday night, as Nigerian soldiers continue to lay siege to an empty Banex Plaza, 50 armed terrorists invaded Dawaki, an Abuja community, which is about 30 minutes away. They kidnapped 20 people and left without any resistance. π.
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Not sure I've ever felt helpless like I did yesterday & I'll share the reason with you. People need to understand the difference between the Nigerian government professing Ease of Doing Business on paper but doing the opposite in real life. Let me show you in a short thread!.
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If not for prayers, we for de 75% like this. Alhamdulillah!.
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This is because @Sam_Adeyemi understands that the church is not the building itself but the people that dwell in it and he's smart enough to understand that, to keep the church going, you first have to keep the people safe. Is everything ok with you?!.
Is Pastor Sam Adeyemi tired of pastoring a church? I mean, he is excited at every news that bans church service, is everything ok sir?.
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This is not a car, it is a Nigerian Citizen.
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Now, this is how you hold a grudge. This is how you stand on business. Unfortunately, most Nigerians lack the will to hold a grudge against the ruling elites, and that's why they keep getting run over.
Iβll be on my own, You people will come to my TL crying and calling me names that I snubbed Governor. I donβt respond most of the time. But when I do, you know it will touch slave and master. For the last time, Leave me alone! I donβt want to mingle with the govt that stripped.
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Yet, you accidentally watched a 4-minute porn video. π€.
I can always take comfort in knowing that I have never listened to any song of this fool.
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This story is still one of the craziest experiences on my trips. One that I can never forget. π€£π. Sometimes ago, I had an assignment in Zambia and we set out as usual. You know, fly from Abuja, transit in Addis Ababa for one night and then head to the final destination.
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