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@pharaoh29082386
-"I'm not going to bore you with blocks of text"
-Immediately bores me with blocks of text
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@BKWelles
Me: why is nobody saying the name of the film
Also me 20 seconds later: oh, well. yeah
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@itsmegangraves
Sex work is great but some people just don't want a sex worker as a partner yknow, there's more to life than sex. It takes up a literal fraction of our lives and it can be exhausting being around someone who makes it their entire identity 🤷♂️
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My dad (bad eyes) handed me a packed bong and there was a temptations cat treat in the bowl
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POV: I'm ur wife
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@Polar_Ablation
@deb_fillman
As a retail manager, alienating racist & anti-trans people is kinda the point. We don't WANT you in the store anymore because you're embarrassing and all people like you do is complain and cost the store money and time.
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@Plz_Relax_
Idk what you're talkin about but have you guys ever seen this movie it's really really good
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@TheAlexSylvian
10/10 kino when he sticks that second knife in the table I hit the fkn ROOF goddamn I love that movie
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@2002_Swag14
@Richard57941301
Tell me you've never worked delivery without saying you've never worked delivery
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@CapitolJester
You can't cancel canceling because that would require doing the thing you're trying to actively end
Also racist
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My father passed today around 6a.
The funeral home picked him up around 2p.
The nursing home JUST called to ask me to leave a good google review.
It's 3:05 pm
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@TheHazeFoley
@Votto007
I just went to his wiki, scrolled, and stopped in a random place
There are at least 3-4 classics in any given sample
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@zachsilberberg
I met Henry Rollins at CostCo in 2003 and when I went up to him to introduce myself, he picked me up, folded me in half and threw me onto a high shelf
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Is
@kyleedwardball
using secret frequencies in his hit horror masterpiece 'skin the marink' to speak to animals? Hm. Odd. Mixxie seems very into it.
#Skinamarink
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@Nina_Reborn
@RedLReviews
Black Adam is junk because I've spent so many hours in comic shops and who the fuck is black Adam
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Being a longtime fan of
@OCATCOfficial
@greggturkington
@m_proksch
@timheidecker
&
@ericwareheim
in general has been so absolutely rewarding. It's a fandom that never stops giving. Love all those dudes. The
#HEINetwork
is worth every penny! 🚀 HEI TO THE MOON 📈
#nomorebullshit
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@GeebMinister
Retard is arguably the best word in the english language. I'd never say it to a mentally handicapped person because that's not a retard. The guy on the turnpike that merged at 45 mph however
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Big love to falcon crew. Y'all have made this hellscape tolerable. With your art, and your animals, and whatever else, thank you for not being that bearded guy yelling about fudge rounds or whatever ♥
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@good_faces_bot
Sorry is called "And All Through The House" appeared originally in Vault of Horror
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Okay potheads so we can drop the whole medicine thing now right?
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Kyle Rittenhouse is trending because he passed away peacefully after his balls got tore off by an arbys toilet seat
🌹 rip fly high booboo
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@TheOutwaters
Skinamarink
The child asks the face's name and it doesn't respond.
So he asks again.
NO RESPONSE.
THE END
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@kathyeverhart23
@thefriendsitcom
Omg what about the one with Ross's teeth? I cry laughing everytime
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@Zinko999
@quebecween
I heard david bowie beat up four old ladies when the graphic designer revealed this to him
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Told my boss my tummy hurt and he turned around and looked at me exactly like this
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@DollarGeneral
The manager's name is Alisha Kramer at the Rossford OH store
#40203
, there's the info, corporate don't even bother trying to DM me now. If you do, my next tweet will be the safe codes.
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Someone on another site said "he looks like a Gary Larson drawing" and I just about did a spit take.
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Please stop making me do this
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When I was hired at
@DollarGeneral
, I was warned by a co-worker that my drawer would mysteriously come up short for a weird amount (it did) and that my boss would offer to cover it for me (she did). It was how she got new employees under her thumb.
When I declined, I was fired.
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@Billetje5000
@NullZweii
@TheEbonyMaw
was it her unexpressive face, her awful haircut, her inane dialogue, or her stick figure build that got ya
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For every like this gets, I'll put a Nerds ™ in my pee hole
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Got a call from my 79 y.o. dad's nursing home yesterday to tell me he might be sexually assaulting other patients and that they are investigating
Get another call today and turns out he's bangin, not even leaving his room, it's all consensual, and three women are coming to HIM
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@deb_fillman
Girl, you are an adult. How are you not beyond embarrassed to have even posted this?
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The cops after they pull me over and their bare fingers touch my ID card
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Hippy over the turnstile is fucking unreal. Gotta venmo this guy 5 usd
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So close to 500 followers Holy shit falcons are the best, you guys laugh at my jokes and everything ♥ much love, hope the times find you well
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Santa Monica, CA is the most beautiful place I've ever seen but also it's the only place I've found a complete, intact, human tooth
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@MarcLobliner
@ZaleskiLuke
@mtgreenee
They aren't easy to do because they aren't a real thing that people should be doing
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What is a haiku
What the fuck is a haiku
Why won't you tell me
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@LazlosGhost
30 Rock is arguably the Airplane! of network television. Just punchline after punchline. Absolutely relentless.
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I grew up in small town Ohio; one of my favorite things about LA, and any big city in general, is the facelessness. Anonymity. Being a number. The guy at the carryout didn't know my mom. My teacher isn't my neighbor. 1000 faces/day and all strangers. That is mad comforting to me.
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@swarthyhero
You *might* be missing the joke where it's very obviously not even her in the pictures
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@KweenInYellow
My friend went to Iraq in 2003 and drove tanks... He told me a guy driving one in front of him drove over an IED and the explosion bubbled up from outside and dude pretty much sits right on the bubble. Crushed him against the ceiling of the cabin.
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@_Evil_Jesus_
@kenklippenstein
Nobody at all, in the history of all people that have ever existed, has gone by the name 'yard'
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Don't forget that you're here because your dad busted inside your mom like an animal, just heaving grunting URGHGHRH just blastin ropes inside your sweet mom, that's why you're here and I love you
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@jackhitts
@propagandhi
We all know the most successful tenet of DIY is to ruthlessly slag other bands that DIY
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Yes I WILL use the dry measuring cups for liquid measurements. I will ignore you if you tell me I shouldn't. No amount of research or proof to the contrary will ever change my mind. You can not stop me. You will never stop me.
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@LasseEilertsen
@KingTaiwo_
@EnglandGeezer
HOW does this not end with her starfished out on the ground? Did this occur in fkn Dulac? HOW
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@airbagged
Starting a petition to have the sound to this video permanently stricken from the internet
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@CapitolJester
@Jennie0604
If you fuck as good as you insult, I feel really bad for your sister
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@TheElderMemes
My first game of Oblivion, I broke 50 lockpicks to open a chest containing two lockpicks, then when I got caught, I jumped off of a balcony, over the guard's head, and rode away on his horse. I was crying laughing
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I found a completely intact human tooth was while I was sitting on a bench looking out at the most beautiful body of water I'd ever seen. Feels like a metaphor for somethin idk
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@sorry_hat
A) cheaper
B) colder
C) more sustainable than plastic
Every reason I hear for hating this company is over their logo font. Y'all need to grow up
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Just a reminder to block blue checks especially those that are saying obviously loaded stuff just to anger or annoy people. Twitter monetizes based on 'impressions' which is literally just how many times the tweet has been seen. I know it's hard but
DON'T FALL FOR IT
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Yeah? You think Bioshock 1 is for republicans?
You sure bout that?
Here's the final list of the conservative core games, mostly chosen by you guys
Leave your thoughts below
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