Nick DiPaolo
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OTTUMWA, IOWA - Saturday, November 9th at 7:30pm
I’ll be performing live at the Bridge View Center Theater
Tickets on sale NOW!
***VIP SEATS with MEET & GREET ARE LIMITED
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Still pushing that lie you fuckin midget?
Trump is posting here again on the 7th anniversary of a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, VA that left one dead and dozens injured.
His first response at the time was to say there were "very fine people on both sides."
Yes, I'd say we are much better off now.
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All these lefties wishing Trump well! Fuck off! You all have blood on your hands. From
@JoyVBehar
to everybody
@MSNBC
@CNN
etc. The person you’ve been telling millions of ppl is Hitler for 8 yrs got shot….big surprise huh?
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@GeorgeTakei
why would a 104 yr old, gay, Asian guy give
two fucks about anything that has to do with pussy? Get a hobby jerk-off!
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Is killing 9 month old fetuses considered separating children from their families? Just curious.
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@AdamSchiff
where do u get your balls u lying scumbag? Telling the country you had hard empirical evidence there was Russian collusion and a 1000 other lies that did so much to divide this country. All claims that have been debunks and by a legal process. You’re a psychotic, pathological
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Remember that while we may disagree, we are not enemies, we are neighbors, we are friends, coworkers, citizens, and most importantly we are fellow Americans, SAYS THE A-HOLE WHO REFERS TO TRUMP SUPPORTERS AS RACIST, DOMESTIC TERRORIST, AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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you couldn’t handle the honest answer….neither can this country.
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I hope it was to Ozempic!
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What do the Unabomber and Ilhan Omar have in common?
They were both fingered by their brothers.
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The only think scarier than seeing two Taliban members in the cockpit.
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anyone else notice how ez it is for the lib media to manipulate the minds of their retarded electorate….in 24 hrs they have these morons believing she’s qualified….yet none of them could stand her in every poll for the last almost 4 yrs!
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@VP
@FEMA_Deanne
@NC_Governor
hey let’s flood the internet with pics of stupid Kamala doing Presidential things, that way the idiot ppl will think she’s Presidential and vote for her. And btw if you vote for her you’re and idiot.
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Are we still pretending these incidents with the police couldn’t be avoided by complying with cops in the first place?
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This jerkoff talking about “we can’t have this pol violence….we have to unite as a country blah blah blah…
Why don’t you start by not referring to Trump supporters as home grown terrorists and calling Trump a threat to Democracy. The great uniter 😆
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Hey
@Shanemgillis
fuck
@nbcsnl
and everything they hold near and dear to their little pc hearts. It’s a sinking ship anyway. You’re gonna be just fine. Keep your chin ( no pun intended) up!
#fucknbc
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When Biden was told about this he said “why would someone shoot my VP?”
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@johnpavlovitz
I’m so sick of self loathing white jerk offs like your self who assume to know what’s in white ppl’s hearts! To be that self loathing u must have some deep dark secrets. When black ppl say white ppl are the devil they’re talking about you. You’re a racist POS. FUCK OFF COWARD!
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Chelsea Handler ‘didn’t know’ she was on Ozempic:
Side effects include nausea, diarrhea and craving black cock.
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I yield the rest of my time to the gentleman from Transylvania.
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Head of Secret Service said he wanted to put an agent in a sand trap but said it was too steep a slant.
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Since last August, 27 comedians have "died suddenly".
I just watched Hannah Gadsby’s last special - Make it 28!
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If someone steals a base tonight Taco Bell gives away free tacos. Isn’t that racist? Rewarding theft with Mexican food? The Olive Garden just announced in game 3 if a player breaks his knee caps, the Fettuccine Alfredo is on the house.
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No cops were beat to death on Jan 6th!!! It’s been debunked! You lying cocksucker!
@TimWalz_ETH
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IT'S OFFICIAL! The Nick Di Paolo show will be joining the new Mug Club on Rumble next month and it's "murderer's row" of contributors including
@JimBreuer
@bryancallen
&
@scrowder
Still unfiltered. Still unapologetic. Still hilarious. Better platform.
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Fuckin Twitter shadow banning me again. Lying, scheming, motherless fucks!
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@CalltoActivism
yah we will apologize when you on the left will apologize for Russiagate, Documentsgate, 2 impeachments , Fake pee tape, Hunter’s laptop being Russian disinformation…. Fuck off !
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“Wow, you mean i can be a retarded, America hating, slut and still have a chance at being President?”
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OK, not a very good President but maybe the nicest guy i’ve ever met! This is back stage at the Tonight Show. Happy 100th President Carter!
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Including you bitch!
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@jancey99
how? by doing your homework and finding out he’s not the racist u idiots make him out to be. But you would know better than black ppl right?
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President Biden: “No one fucks with a Biden.”
I know about 350 escorts who would disagree!
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I know a little bit about being the victim of violence bc of making a joke. I was suckered punched after a show by the daughter of guy who intentionally goaded me into a conversation so his daughter could crack me while I was looking at him.
#FuckWillSmith
#willsmith
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Time for some statue removals?
FBI tapes show Martin Luther King Jr had 40 affairs and 'laughed' as friend raped parishioner | Daily Mail Online
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What an elitist dickwad! A stand up “comedian” for censorship! There’s your irony you fuckin little garden gnome. Who the fuck are you to be the moral arbiter?
@pattonoswalt
#censorship
#comedy
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yes, a lot of great men take showers with their adolescent daughters, try to have their pol opponents arrested or even shot, do shady deals with our greatest geo-political adversary.
Go have a raw burger you psychotic, leftist, soul sucking ass fuck!
Joe Biden has not only been a great president and a great legislative leader but he's a truly amazing human being. His decision of course was not easy, but he once again put his country, his party, and our future first.
Joe, today shows you are a true patriot and great American.
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But every inch of my carry on bag must be completely under the seat in front of me because it could become an impediment during an emergency. Please STFU!
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Who invited Sunshine to the party? Stole your childhood? Talk to some sex traffic victims or families of school shooting victims then STFU!
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President Trump!
If I hear one more fucking person call him "President Trump, " I am going to lose my shit!
He is not the fucking President!!!
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Me at a meeting with Netflix trying to convince them I’m woke.
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Hey Beto you twat! So Trump’s responsible for the El Paso shooting? So I guess Bernie was responsible for the Scalise shooting? You fuckin American hating, self loathing, cum bubble, simpleton. Go home and fix your skateboard.
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Please President Trump pick this guy for your VP choice? Love this kid!
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Jimmy, that means a ton to me coming from a stand up legend. Thx for having the balls to say it. Apparently I’m real “controversial” now. Wtf. Haha
Hope you and the wife and 12 kids are well.
The great
@NickDiPaolo
is one of the best. I may not always agree but Nick is undeniably funny and has been forever. Check out his new special.
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Really nice to see and work with the great
@JimNorton
this weekend. I was so damn impressed with his stand-up I’m still thinking about it Monday morning.
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Hangin with these guys is like a Tough Crowd episode just for us.
@iamcolinquinn
@bertkreischer
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@mjfree
How u dumb fuck? Bc he’s already held the office and did a great job!! Despite you a-holes inventing “the russian hoax, impeachments, etc.with the help of a complicit media. Yeah, I guess RFK jr and Elon Musk are real dumb guys right? Not to mention your candidate
isn’t fit
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'A Breath of Fresh Air' is NOW PLAYING! Watch for FREE here:
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93 year old Clint Eastwood yesterday, directing a film in 95 degree heat, a few houses down in my neighborhood. Try getting a 20 yr old today to pick up an extra shift at work. 😂
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@HowardMortman
the nerve on that whore! now you’re interested in the border u don’t believe in, in the first place. Fuckin phony!
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Oh yes you will stupid! Now go wash my car!
We will not be lectured by extreme MAGA Republicans about democracy.
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59 people shot across Chicago this past weekend, 7 fatally
Those damn White Supremacists!
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Vote yes for Alex and yes for free speech
Reinstate Alex Jones on this platform?
Vox Populi, Vox Dei.
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It looks like a baby being born! Wtf!
#IStandWithWhitney
Hey
@WhitneyCummings
I hate what those dorks tried to do to you – here’s an embarrassing picture of my testicles after I fell on a waterslide.
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Ex-Planned Parenthood exec commits suicide after botched child porn raid.
Authorities are still trying to decide whether cause of death was suicide or a late, late term abortion.
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It’s too bad Twitter is shadow banning me and about 1% of my peeps are seeing these. They’re motherless, jizz gobbling, fuck stains.
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Yes, David I believe the best place is . I’m sure you’re familiar with it.
I want to help Kamala Harris raise a fuck ton of money today to catch up on fundraising. Can someone from Kamala's team please message me what the best place to direct people to? I want to make sure this money goes directly to support her.
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When’s the last time these A-holes made an error that favored the right?
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Fish again?
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haha once again bimbo anchors fact checking the republican candidate but not the candidate they want to win! The left can’t help themselves when they hear something true but don’t agree with it. Another 3 on 1! What a fuckin joke.
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if she was going to school with kids in Chicago, Baltimore, ATL or any other Dem run city.
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@normmacdonald
Coming from literally my favorite comic on the planet, I can’t begin to tell you what that means to me. Thx Norm!!
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I just canceled my yearly UFC subscription. I can watch this for free at my local IGA.
Black people just want to shop and fight in peace without being judged by white people.
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I did not know that as I found it online in stock photos. Looking into changing it as we speak. My apologies.
The guy in the Black Lives Matter shirt is activist Muhiyidin Moye who was shot and killed last year. but yeh sure, use him as your prop in a shitty photoshop job to demonstrate how edgy and brave you are.
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"Parents arrested after 4-year-old boy overdoses on fentanyl on his birthday" Let’s bring back prejudging people!!
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@GovChristie
@MZHemingway
Jesus, can’t you take a hint? Nobody likes you! Please go away and take your RINO beliefs with you. (and no that wasn’t a weight crack)
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My latest special, 'Breath of Fresh Air' drops THIS MONDAY, MAY 6th! See it for FREE on YouTube and
#BreathOfFreshAir
#StandUpComedy
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Thank you Gloria Steinem for creating generations upon generations of angry, confused, self absorbed, disillusioned, man hating twats who think the world revolves around them.
Hoes will wear nothing to the gym then complain about guys looking at them.... Which apparently is sexual assault now.
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This broad is so dumb she doesn’t get her period every month.....she gets a question mark.
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Why am I giving this special away for free? Because
#FreeSpeech
is too important. Period. Watch and support here >
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Pressure is already mounting on Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle to answer for the attack. Chicks and gun safety don’t seem to work very well. Ask Alec Baldwin.🤷🏻♂️
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