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His balls are sweaty, knees weak, balls are sweaty, there's sweaty on his sweater already, balls are sweaty
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@JUNlPER
it's funny to think how this guy could be partying off on some island somewhere and instead he got himself locked into buying twitter and has just taken L after L since
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What are you doing if Mr Chedda calls you up to have a Gouda time but you're already on a date with this girl?
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@LolOverruled
when you're trying to enjoy the baseball game and they hit you with "we saw you from across the bleachers, and we really dig your vibe"
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@posting_forever
IDF Propaganda: a picture of Harry Potter crying on a hostage poster that says 'Accio, Hostages!'
Hamas propaganda: 10 guys 360 no scoping tanks with slow motion and sick music
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@1776Railfan
@MinaHorny
how can you think trans people aren't attractive while also thinking there is no such thing
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As far as I'm considered he IS real. Like Santa Claus, the fact that we believed in him manifested his spirit into our world
mista chedda was the only good AI image. we needed to pack it up after him
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pissing is a 10/10 life experience. everyone should try it at least once
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@looksbizarre
it was over for us when ppl on TikTok were trying to figure out how a mirror could "see" stuff behind a piece of paper. Basically saying "magick mirror, magick mirror, reveal to us your wizard ways"
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@CantEverDie
wokeness is when uh um uhhhhh ummmmmmn uhhhh wokeness um um okay hang on um woke is when fuck um wokeness is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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you're posting too hard, your humor is too ironic, your mutuals are too chill and your memes are too niche. they'll kill you
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@JUNlPER
Barack Obama in college: let me be clear... I'm high as a kite right now. never sleep on Barry O baby. never sleep on Barry O
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@TheWapplehouse
this consistently cracks me up. that or "the ginch i don't like him. too green"
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@JUNlPER
conservative watching Spy x Family: hehehe i just KNOW the left hates this ... they're SEETHING over this .. they're so triggered...
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@still_oppressed
apparently she doesn't realize that electricity, food and water are cut off for those BABIES and TODDLERS too
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@CantEverDie
this begs the question..how many people have had sex in the Senate chamber? we know it's at LEAST two, and now I'm thinking it could be more
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@LolOverruled
24 years...? people in Congress and on the board of major retailers steal 300x this and get hit with a fine or maximum 5 years. disgusting.
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@LolOverruled
they are doing jihad at the Cinnabon in Cincinnati, Ohio, i saw it with my own eyes
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@JUNlPERBOT
ive heard that the Palestinian children is like Thanos and Israel freedom fighters are the avengers...
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@rebekahentralgo
Noticed this in some NYT reporting referring to progressive Starbucks workers & the 'working class' as mutually exclusive groups. Liberal media outlets seem to use 'working class' as a euphemism for poor, rather than meaning anyone with a job
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imagine it mixed up with shrimp and some Cajun seasoning.... maybe some potatoes and corn....
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hate when you're raiding a tomb for some cool treasure and the damn skeletons wake up. every time
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@lilbabygandhi
Historically Muslim nations have been much kinder to Jewish people than Christian ones.
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@CantEverDie
guy who fantasizes about the most extreme scenarios possible to justify being hateful
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@JUNlPER
i think it would be cool to put all of my savings into an app and then get banned for saying the CEO looks like Gollum from Lord of the rings. Thus preventing me from paying for anything
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@LolOverruled
heard something once about reaping and sowing, wish I could remember the full thing..
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