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@looksbizarre
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6 months
"Until somebody builds a younger Sheldon"
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Everyone is now basically a Medieval peasant who can read (barely)
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@looksbizarre
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People on here will post a picture of FDR in a wheelchair and say "they won't teach you this in school"
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@looksbizarre
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4 months
Everyone is simultaneously inauthentic and badly behaved, the worst of both worlds
@Variety
Variety
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"As a brand-new Nicole Kidman ad hypnotized the audience, one guy screamed, 'I LOVE YOU, MOMMY!'" Read @ethanshanfeld 's story about seeing "Dune: Part 2" at a 3:15 a.m. Imax screening:
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@looksbizarre
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I love the idea that a young person wouldn't buy this house if they could
@gggirl924
Jerseygirl #FBR 🟧
6 months
Kids today wonder how our parents were able to survive with one paycheck. This is exactly how it was done. See the size of this house. This was normal when I was growing up. No 5 bedroom homes with 5 baths. Living and buying within your means. Starter homes.
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@looksbizarre
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How it feels to be scrolling Twitter these days:
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@looksbizarre
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2 years
Imagining a kid mainlining the entire box on 10/31 and waking up 11/1 as Paul Atreides.
@drmistercody
Cody Johnston
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@ABC7 Do you think people are planning to hand out a single Whopper box full of hundreds of pills to one kid on Halloween?
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@looksbizarre
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Chappell Roan is the name of a place 100,000 Frenchmen died defending in 1916.
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@looksbizarre
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3 years
Imagine you're stuck like this all day, zoned out on painkillers, and out of nowhere Marilyn Monroe pops into your field of view.
@marinamaral2
Marina Amaral
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Marilyn Monroe visiting injured troops in Japan, 1954. This guy had broken his back.
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@PetreRaleigh [Encountering an actual sea serpent, the stuff of nightmares, screaming, throwing up] these were abundant until about 70 mil years ago lol. Calm down.
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@looksbizarre
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I love how no one in The Witch is competent at anything. The dad can't shoot a gun, Caleb can't even whistle. Useless city folk try to homestead and they all end up dead.
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@looksbizarre
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All we hear of microplastics is puritanical & punitive; is there nothing celebratory & joyous? Or is query naive?
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@looksbizarre
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2 months
How do these guys think people get diagnosed with autism
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@looksbizarre
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4 months
"In a world of Jonathan Glazers" is an insane phrase
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Henshi
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@looksbizarre
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11 months
@PetreRaleigh Almost unspoken of on here is that even feeling that awkward about watching a brief sex scene with your parents is a sign of being a certain age
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@looksbizarre
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6 months
"Young professionals today only want houses with five bedrooms, for their 4+ children"
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@looksbizarre
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2 months
"The Turk lusts for Vienna"
@SxarletRed
barbarism critic 🇵🇸
2 months
Biden says Hamas is motivated by “ancient desires” to eliminate Jews
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@looksbizarre
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1 year
@WB_Baskerville I guarantee you Biden had a bad dream about this, and if he'd had a seer they could have warned him
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
I don't think the centrists defending Biden's actions are aware of just how irrational the political establishment has become on this issue. What's happening is not par for the course.
@Lord_Keynes3
Lord Keynes *Parody*
8 months
In August 1982, when Israel massacred 300 Lebanese civilians in saturation bombing of Beirut, President Ronald Reagan literally ordered the Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin to halt the massacre. Contrast Reagan's humanity with the senile old pro-genocide filth Joe Biden.
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@looksbizarre
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4 months
The final reveal of the giant pile of firewood when he dies is so good
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3 months
@matthiasellis It doesn't pass the smell test. They likely had a different way of *conceptualizing* interiority, and thus different ways of representing it in literature, but that's not the same as not having it.
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
The level of anti-Arab racism that is permissible in American politics is genuinely a bit staggering.
@Acyn
Acyn
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Mast: I think when we look at this, as a whole, I would encourage the other side to not so lightly throw around the idea of innocent Palestinian civilians. I don't think we would so lightly throw around the term innocent Nazi civilians
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@looksbizarre
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7 months
This very silly list is a good demonstration of one of my more eccentric beliefs about movies, which is that "action" is not really a genre.
@RollingStone
Rolling Stone
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We've Gathered 50 of the Best Action Movies of All Time. No. 47 — "The Rock" (1996 No. 32 — "Total Recall" (1990) No. 26 — "The Adventures of Robin Hood" (1938) No. 12 — "The Bourne Identity" (2002) No. 3 — "John Wick" (2014) Full list:
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
@LazlosGhost I'm getting word that Bram Stoker never clocked in on Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
When did suburban life become this maze of codes and signals that everyone is supposed to know but somehow you only learn it on Facebook?
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@looksbizarre
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9 months
Why was that tweet bookmarked 2,422 times
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@looksbizarre
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4 months
@kisstheblade_ They have one chicken and Thomasin goes to collect it's eggs and there's ONE egg and she fucking drops it
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
@PetreRaleigh I have a distinct memory of people complaining about Christmas beginning as early as Black Friday and we've blown way past that
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@looksbizarre
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4 months
Not an original observation but this guy does nothing but chop firewood
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
come on now...
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@looksbizarre
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9 months
Basically all cable drama dialogue is like this
@LRH_Superfan
Chairman
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Recently learned that this is, in fact, a real line from the show and not a fake sigma bit
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@looksbizarre
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German officers in 1945:
@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
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How many Switzerlands fit in Brazil
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@looksbizarre
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It's so crazy when he puts his hand up on the roof. They're truly just dudes...
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
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An orangutan driving a golf cart, checking the rear-view mirror, being cautious, and slowing down 🦧
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
tiktok must be legal, safe, and rare
@Reuters
Reuters
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Schumer says 'safe way' must be found for TikTok to continue
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9 months
@HHumblest I looked it up and it's actually from the NEH which makes it even funnier.
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4 months
@flyingwalruss Yeah everything I've heard about Mitski concerts fits with this. It's not natural enthusiasm, it's an obnoxious performance of what you think an enthusiastic person is like.
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@looksbizarre
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3 years
Dassault, folks!
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
3 years
French MP and billionaire Dassault dies in helicopter crash
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
this is Jesus preparing you to be perfectly spherical after the resurrection
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@looksbizarre
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3 months
You can really get a tourist to pay for anything
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
People on here will read a 200-page book from an academic press called "Goofing Off: A History of Fooling Around" and tell you with a straight face that Europeans invented playing games in the 18th Century.
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
@shamshi_adad Do You Have Any Moonshine Stories?
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Would love to
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@RepCawthorn
Rep. Madison Cawthorn
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This doesn’t sound legal... One shouldn’t be forced against their will to be vaccinated. The vaccination is there for those who want it, and are in need of it due to medical vulnerabilities.
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@looksbizarre
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3 years
After reading one (1) page of a book in the same room as my phone
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10 months
In a more civilized age, "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" would have been followed by an iterative series of "My Big Fat [Ethnicity] Wedding" movies, with many of the same cast appearing in different roles.
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
british people having one (1) bm a year
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@MetaReflexive Boring answer but I think Ico and Shadow of the Colossus. Not only because I like them but I think that's the type of game you'd have in there if we started treating games that way.
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@Dok845 This kind of thing never makes any sense. What about the performance is good that excludes scene partners (including other indigenous actors!), dialogue, direction, etc...do you just really like her facial expressions?
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I'll be honest I've basically never experienced this problem in a store. Is your afternoon ruined because a kid got the zoomies in the freezer aisle? It's not a movie theater, we're all just getting our stuff and checking out.
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3 months
Stray observation: As Hollywood rediscovers the value of stardom, it is going to quickly become apparent that there are no longer enough good-but-not-great directors to go around.
@Variety
Variety
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Warner Bros. signed a multi-year feature film deal with Timothée Chalamet to collaborate on future projects as a star and producer.
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
[the olive garden waitress brings us another round of bread sticks. i lean in to my date] she does this for me sometimes, you know, out of respect.
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howabout we bring back the draft
@Danny8bit
danny @ Sonic Revo
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How about a Care Bears reboot where they help young adults and millennials deal with feelings of depression, disillusionment, and cynicism
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3 years
Romans in the 2nd century: If you think about it, Christianity is like a religion, with its own rituals and pieties, filling the void that a lack of belief in the gods leaves in many people's lives.
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4 years
this new religion is lame as hell
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1 year
I dunno, imagine explaining how you took this picture to someone in 1950. Imagine explaining anything. Probably not worth the hassle.
@treblewoe
🗿 Woe to those who dwell upon the earth 🗿
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Imagine trying to explain this scene to someone in 1950.
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It is unbelievable that there's a guy named Newt Gingrich.
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dudes are still rocking
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3 years
Moonrise Kingdom (Anderson, 2012)
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It should be modestly budgeted using puppets and cardboard sets like the old BBC series
@HollywoodHandle
The Hollywood Handle
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Greta Gerwig’s ‘CHRONICLES OF NARNIA’ adaptation for Netflix will reportedly be “bigger and bolder than expected.” (Via: )
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I can't believe the pope said this
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4 years
so prostitutes are like lightning rods for misogynistic violence and this is [checks notes] good?
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4 years
guys please look at images of actual war zones i'm begging you
@JoshuaPHilll
Read Let This Radicalize You
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Paris looks like a war zone today.
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@looksbizarre
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2 months
Pretty obvious orangutans are the actual smart apes. Don't believe chimpanzee propaganda.
@IbnSiqilli
Christopher Anzalone
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A Sumatran orangutan in Indonesia has self-medicated using a paste made from plants to heal a large wound on his cheek, say scientists. It is the first time a creature in the wild has been recorded treating an injury with a medicinal plant. (BBC)
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@looksbizarre
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anti-homeless architecture is getting meta
@StBarnabasBV
St. Barnabas Episcopal Church
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We're glad to temporarily host this statue of Homeless Jesus to raise awareness of homelessness in Cleveland and remind us that all people are created in the image of God.
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gonna become a 19th century doctor and just prescribe seaside vacations for everything
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But maybe you should be
@AP
The Associated Press
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Not a toddler, not a parent, but still love 'Bluey'? You're not alone
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Yeah that's so crazy
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Life hasn't been the same since I learned they automated lighthouses and that ceased to be a job I could do.
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The prophecy is fulfilled.
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@RitchieTorres
Ritchie Torres
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George Santos pretended to be a gay Afro-Latino Ukrainian Brazilian Catholic Jew whose mother died on 9/11, whose ancestors survived the Holocaust, whose employees died in the Pulse club mass shooting, and whose net worth rose by millions overnight. Am I missing anything?
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@looksbizarre
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This was the car
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@QuirkyRides
Quirky Rides
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1937 #Cadillac V16 Hartmann #Cabriolet
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yeah why should bishops have more oversight over us online?
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@ebruenig dudes continue to rock
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@osamabishounen Being a park ranger means doing something vaguely environmentalist, which is woke now
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3 years
I hope it gets wedged in the Suez and the canal authorities have to blow it up.
@ianbremmer
ian bremmer
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Superyacht in a Dutch canal. Bigger than most of the surrounding buildings…
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Oh, gotcha
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this man used mustard gas on retreating soldiers during the second italo-ethiopian war
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@faceyouhate (an axis power)
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3 years
no they didn't you little liar
@Q_Review
Quinton Reviews - #1 GARFIELD FAN 🎬
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I legit just asked "Wait how is Jesus God *and* the son of God" and they were like "oh no i've never thought of that one before"
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The worst part of these movie deals is when they force the talent to say "As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Micro Machine."
@Variety
Variety
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“As a child who was obsessed with Polly Pocket, this is a real dream come true and I can’t wait to bring these tiny toys to the big screen,” says Collins.
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@looksbizarre
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@TheAlexSylvian It was an undeniably great bit that I'm glad I didn't have to live through. Imagine talking about it with people pre-internet.
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@Nostrom0 Poster's Pidgin
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yeah, help buying more legos, these things are expensive!
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@looksbizarre
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4 years
$30 to stream one movie
@DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm
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‘MULAN’ will release on September 4 on Disney+ for $29.99 and will release theatrically in some markets.
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absolute queen
thinking about this
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1 year
The Supreme Court shouldn't have the power it does, but until it's overhauled, the justices should be forced into a quasi-monastic existence: no friends, no vacations, living together in one building.
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They should make Nael the national youth poet laureate
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I don't think a medieval peasant would be that shocked by your guitar solo or whatever. She sees eucharistic miracles and apparitions and dragons and shit all the time. Half her children were replaced by changelings.
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@looksbizarre
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8 months
Shilling for tax prep software companies was always going to be the final frontier for tax hawks
@GroverNorquist
Grover Norquist
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The IRS is trying to insert itself as your income tax preparer—without congressional authorization.
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It makes sense why it isn't now but "extremely cheap, salty and greasy food" was the selling point of fast food for decades, no need to pretend people were just imagining that.
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4 years
these glassy eyed sickos are legit returning a child because his special needs are more than they were expecting.
@enews
E! News
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#Youtuber Myka Stauffer and her husband have revealed more about their decision to find their adopted son a new "forever family."
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Theology of the Buddy
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What you have here is a list of mostly crime thrillers and science fiction movies that contain a critical mass of action scenes.
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4 years
@RealmOfSemtexx just a normal guy about to put whole zucchini and a whole, unpeeled red onion on the gril
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