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Rob the Blue Mage

@Blue_Mage

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He/him. I say this in no small part because I enjoy that it irritates people I dislike.

Calgary, AB
Joined March 2008
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@SimcoKid @MisterSniffen He couldn't tell if she was asleep or dead, right? That always made that story more concerning.
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2 years
@ask_aubry Not that it makes it any better, but I do appreciate that kick getting him through the door.
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20 days
@jlippincott_ @crampell It's cute how you switch from talking about illegal immigrants to legal immigrants halfway through there. It's almost as if the legality of their immigration is completely irrelevant to your complaint.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@GiacomoxCan @InternetH0F Pointy food just makes your mouth hurt, so that doesn't strike me as a bad thing.
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1 year
@ask_aubry What if we're more docile than a monkey, more amusing than a cat and more affectionate than a... damn, the dog's going to win every time, isn't it?
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18 days
@USA_Polling @antikommunistic Their bio reads like someone who's had a lobotomy.
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2 months
@KingLeary2 @BronxLaugher @kim_siever @WHnevermisses I don't hold the IOC's opinion in very high regard. When it comes to an organization that's even more corrupt than the IOC, well, I'm not sure why people are suddenly so willing to overlook the corruption.
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Rob the Blue Mage
5 months
@oldenoughtosay @akaSydney67 I made a chicken recipe as a teenager that called for white wine and I may not have seen the "white" in front. I still get teased about the purple chicken dinner, but it was edible!
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 months
@NiklasNorman1 @snugglesprime @airbagged It's really not hypocritical when one of them looks perfectly normal and the other still manages to look like the most awkward person on the planet.
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@TheRealUnclePe @BadMedicalTakes Nobody ever knows what he means. You project what you want it to mean onto him, but he's really just incoherent.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@ask_aubry 100% of bad fathers are also men, so I'm not quite sure what his point there is.
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2 years
@ask_aubry I've never quite understood the dislike for the word "moist" until today. I... I get it now.
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2 years
@danvon1 @BadLegalTakes Also: Cops dislike being publicly embarrassed about as much of the rest of us but are in a much better position to intimidate people into not doing so.
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20 days
@sibylrites Why do I suspect you have a net negative impact on every social program you interact with?
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@flijit @ConSelfOwns Can all women get pregnant and breastfeed babies?
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1 year
@flijit @ConSelfOwns So then the ability to get pregnant and breastfeed children is irrelevant to whether someone is a man or a woman?
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2 years
@D_West_03 @Public_Citizen People who no longer have student loans to deal with could maybe start businesses and hire people too.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@LovesBulldawgs @Esqueer_ You could just not take your children to drag shows. Why is this such a difficult concept?
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1 year
@beortheold @pegobry_en "Socialism" is one of those words that to normies seems to have a plain simple meaning but when used by conservatives implies anything they don't like.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@JohnCar82403521 @BadMedicalTakes Guy with "Christian Nationalist" in his bio maybe wants to refrain from commenting on bad takes of any kind.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@Thomas_Banacek @Jahk5225 @BadMedicalTakes Your spelling and grammar are way too good for that to be properly convincing, but it was a good effort otherwise.
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1 year
@goueeik @jenmercieca Do you think it's possible the grad student who knows how to edit video makes money from the knowledge outside of this exchange and thus may well have a normal rate? You've made so many assumptions in that diatribe to make this into something bad that it's pretty funny.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@flijit @ConSelfOwns That wasn't my question. I'm curious as to how you categorize, for example, women after menopause.
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2 months
@NiklasNorman1 @straight_zooted @snugglesprime @airbagged Funny how nobody said otherwise and you still felt the need to say this.
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2 years
@Popehat Apparently even Rod Dreher has thrown him under the bus, so he must be a pretty spectacular level of awful.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@ask_aubry Might be a reasonable complaint, but only after we've all got "men shouldn't make women feel unsafe" locked down.
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1 year
@ask_aubry Can we maybe offer to let him come up here and try fighting forest fires? We can try and lose him up in the north for you.
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1 year
@dieworkwear @LucyStag Fun socks shouldn't be forbidden, they should be required.
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20 days
@WForest1803 @jlippincott_ @crampell Legal immigrants shouldn't have access to social services even though they pay taxes in the US?
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1 year
@Tumnasty @VaushV @jdcmedlock Aren't you cute, not being able to distinguish between income taxes and other forms of taxation. Just adorable!
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 months
@SpeechExtremist @Punch_Ollie @cap_george89 @pbgomez_ By "Free Speech Extremist" do you mean "Arrogant and Unknowledgeable Asshole"?
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1 month
@jodilock87 @ASFleischman @LorenCollins If you feel the word "racism" is losing meaning, that says more about you than it says about anything else.
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2 years
@paulweel29 @ryanlcooper Yeah, the profession that's been around for the entirety of our recorded history is totally what's weird about that conversation.
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1 year
@ask_aubry "I slipped up" is a nice little euphemism for "I was a chickenshit".
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1 year
@ask_aubry The "we have had this conversation before" line is making this worse in every way possible.
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2 months
@Salviati_ @magpiekilljoy Or we could just do better at not worrying about other people's genitals quite so much.
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Rob the Blue Mage
10 months
@AKBrews I'm still trying to figure out how ones goes down a "major" aisle the wrong way.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@DrRachaelF @jesskutil @Adequate_Scott His Twitter feed alone is enough to make me want to inflict pain on him, so that seems understandable. I'm just not sure I could bring myself to spend any amount of time in close enough proximity to pull it off.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@ask_aubry All I know is that god (if you believe in such) was a civil engineer. Who else runs a waste line through a recreational area?
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2 years
@BadLegalTakes When you have to explain that you're "not a Nazi, but...", you've already lost that argument.
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2 months
@NotZ3Music @esjesjesj Does Elliot Page have the right to make that choice for himself or not?
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@FalconNdaMiddle @apark2453 @Popehat Abbott and Costello would be so proud of that one.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@Babar1B @piper4missouri There are some specific cases where that happens, yes, but it's almost always very fact-specific. This isn't something that happens for routine care.
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Rob the Blue Mage
5 months
@VagueSoul3 @oldenoughtosay @akaSydney67 The recipe was literally called "white-cooked chicken".
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5 years
@stansoonkyu @BadLegalTakes The one saying Youtube is a private entity. Common carriers are a whole different thing and Youtube doesn't come anywhere close to being a common carrier.
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5 months
@liminalsnake @ArmandDoma Publicly declaring that you agree with nazis is an interesting choice.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@AsAndrewSpeaks @mzjoneznyabonez She was provided with plenty of clarity throughout and still failed to receive that clarity.
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Rob the Blue Mage
3 years
@BrickOverton @MiddleEastTakes Yes, because the US has an *excellent* history of choosing leaders for other countries. The list is long, but did you guys not get enough of this with Vietnam?
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1 year
@notcapnamerica Cooked meat should not be whiter than I am.
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2 months
@SpeechExtremist @Punch_Ollie @cap_george89 @pbgomez_ Because I don't make a habit of wrestling pigs.
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Rob the Blue Mage
3 years
@nameshiv @clpolk That's mean and we will absolutely be sending the geese after you for it.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@ask_aubry What did they do to those pieces of fish to *get* them that way? Or maybe that's a question I don't want to ask...
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2 months
@Salviati_ @magpiekilljoy Because other people's genitals really don't impact me unless they're a sexual partner. I really don't feel the need to worry about it unless we're about to engage in that kind of fun. It's really a pretty weird to obsess about.
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5 months
@Justin712030181 @xgigglypuff @SputnikIsBack They're mad at the women who don't do porn, but they're also mad at the women who do porn. They're mostly just mad at all women.
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2 years
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1 year
@j46637332 @_cingraham Is this like Canada being the Dominion of Canada?
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2 months
@jtrebach @marklewismd You really shouldn't ask questions you don't want answers to
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@njhochman Why did you choose not to consult with, say, a prominent First Amendment lawyer or two before writing a "blog post" for the NRO that was both asinine and incorrect? Somebody being that deliberately wrong about my field of expertise generally annoys me to no end.
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1 month
@TomMaxon88 @b1uecruz @fawfulfan As opposed to the 50%+ that feel sidelined when a candidate wins the EC but loses the popular vote?
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Rob the Blue Mage
4 years
@per_snickity_D @BadLegalTakes But what kind of monster names their kid POTUS?
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Rob the Blue Mage
4 years
@BadLegalTakes I feel like there's some irony in the phrase "Your move, Twitch" when the stream involved a game called Just Dance.
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Rob the Blue Mage
5 years
@KoloheLilja @Justbkoz @Addison_Peacock Don't even have to be a kid to be entertained by that.
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4 years
@nyu_blue @CulledCub @justjajk @travis_view @TheRickWilson That's not to mention the hospital ships that were deployed to LA and New York were to house child sex slaves rescued by the military from underground bunkers run by the Deep State military. It really hurts to even write that out.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 month
@jodilock87 @LorenCollins @ASFleischman That just says that you're comfortable leaving up complete fabrications even when you've been told that they're complete fabrications. Like not even a pretense at honesty.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@BadMedicalTakes Every sports official under the sun: you know there are rules about visible blood for a reason, right?
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7 months
@mariokartdwi This pizza place has the most accurate name I've ever encountered.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@Popehat I dunno, I've managed to disagree with you pretty strenuously and you not only didn't block me but responded politely and thoroughly. Maybe there's more to this than meets the eye...
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Rob the Blue Mage
4 years
@Mikebzr1 @AshaRangappa_ So a day ending in 'y' then.
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Rob the Blue Mage
5 months
@liminalsnake @ArmandDoma I don't have to do anything at all. You're doing a magnificent job of getting cancelled all on your own.
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2 years
@BadLegalTakes I love how they took this bad take, read the explanations of why it's a bad take and decided that those explanations really mean the exact opposite. It's spectacular.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@Popehat My inevitable response to seeing or hearing Ben Shapiro in any form:
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Rob the Blue Mage
4 years
@addy_atx @BadLegalTakes It almost *almost* makes me want to point out to him that the name probably has a lot more to do with Canada's longer name of "Dominion of Canada" and that the company was founded in Toronto. By Canadians.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@Doctor_Teeth @ABDanielleSmith The Alberta Eugenics Board wasn't dissolved until 1972, so there's also that little bit of delightful history.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@JackieLane2020 @cowboylikeoli @ask_aubry @tenshinoshin Based on this thread, you seem to hate men and are very comfortable saying so in public. You might want to reflect on that a bit.
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@JohnCar82403521 @BadMedicalTakes Because your political ideology is a bad take, both philosophically and practically.
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3 months
@chaedria @BeccaCantspell Is that the 10k hour rule that Gladwell came up with that's also been repeatedly debunked?
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Rob the Blue Mage
2 years
@NicChristop @MollyJongFast Have we confirmed that Peterson actually pays his taxes at all? That honestly wouldn't be surprising.
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7 months
@RamVasuthevan @BearCurd Or at least stop voting.
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3 years
@JoeBuckTurgidsn @sneaknsneak @PatrickRuffini But you would have to deal with the Quebecois. Greenland isn't worth that price, trust us on this.
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4 years
@BadLegalTakes Bets on the signature including the name Karen?
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2 months
@jamesjmchugh @ryanjkingston @chron I think you don't get to complain about information not being in the article when it is, in fact, in the article. You want to provide information to dispute the claim, be my guest.
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@_celia_bedelia_ At least they agree that gender is a social construct.
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9 months
@NellieEl @BadMedicalTakes I mean, mitochondria are obviously evil. So are neurons!
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5 months
@MizzuzRupe @VagueSoul3 @oldenoughtosay @akaSydney67 Oh, no argument there! I did also make cookies once with what I thought was sugar and actually turned out to be salt. Those got tossed instantly.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@RealPrichard At this point, I can only assume this is a parody account.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@asemic_horizon @ZeboDaGoat22 @federalfarmers @dieworkwear So what is it that you're advocating for? Not engaging in any urban planning at all?
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6 months
@Madison33111620 @jdcmedlock @ramzpaul None of them are in the 33% tax bracket in the US.
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4 years
@emgbar If you went to law school in Sri Lanka, then you're both spelling it incorrectly.
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2 years
@ChrisLonsdaleKC These are not just your constituents you're talking about forcing from their homes, they're your fellow Missourians. How are you not ashamed of yourself not only as an elected official, but as a human being? Do even the most basic of human rights mean nothing to you?
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2 years
@RobWalterz @LunarScribbler @ask_aubry Right below this (at least at the time), you claim that women don't like virgin guys, so they shouldn't be held to the same standard. That's an impressive double standard, son.
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4 years
@2up2down4 @MollyJongFast @aubrey_huff I'm curious when external appearance started mattering more than behaviour or values in Christianity.
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2 years
@MeAndMyDogToo @jamiedupree Maybe the congressman is feeling just a little bit insulted that George Santos is who the GOP felt should be working on science and tech policy.
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2 months
@jamesjmchugh @ryanjkingston @chron Well, according to their source, management did not take a pay cut.
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Rob the Blue Mage
1 year
@waltermasterson Please tell me he thinks the root of "besmirch" is "smear".
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4 months
@jwsherrod @Jortmanjoe @SmileyAgate2124 @LilithLovett Okay, so you're just all in on disinformation then.
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1 year
@realMunk_Fu @TheTNHoller Therapy does not generally occur in hospitals either. The fact that you think it does suggests that maybe you're not being quite as honest about the therapy you're getting as you claim.
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1 year
@realMunk_Fu @TheTNHoller Most healthcare doesn't occur in hospitals anyways, so I'm not sure what the point of this was.
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2 years
@DrOrgelmeister @USConst_Amend_I Communism itself isn't really antithetical to the US Constitution and communists in the US certainly still have free speech rights. So congratulations, you've managed to be wrong about absolutely everything.
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