Jason Selvig
@jasonselvig
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Half the comedy duo @TheGoodLiars - Undecided:The Movie - The Supporters - find me Bluesky 👇👇👇
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2011
On Saturday, I was able to speak at the NRA Convention in Houston and “thank” Wayne LaPierre for all his thoughts and prayers.
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Asking people with a “choose adoption” sign if they chose to adopt.
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Sometimes when your flight is delayed 5 hours you’ll run into a spineless coward eating a tuna sandwich.
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I got my picture taken with a tourist who is visiting Pennsylvania.
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If you were shot in a mass shooting, thank a Republican.
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Your dad suggested dropping a nuclear bomb on a hurricane.
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If somebody asked me to describe the United States of America in a single picture.
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Just in case you needed another reason to hate the Astros.
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It’s almost the 4 year anniversary of a very historic day.
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Asking Ted Cruz to autograph The National Enquirer story Donald Trump planted accusing Cruz’s father of killing JFK.
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Do I want Twitter to reinstate the man who called my wife ugly? Hell YES I do!
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Donald Trump signed a law that might’ve turned himself into a felon. Brilliant.
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Republicans pointing their little guns to the sky at a balloon that’s 66,000 feet in the air is very funny to me. Great job, guys.
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Secure your own mask first before assisting Tucker Carlson.
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I interviewed a pastor running for Governor in Michigan who wants the Bible taught in schools. Things got awkward.
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Asking Lauren Boebert to autograph a Beetlejuice The Musical Playbill.
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This Lauren Boebert race is deeply personal to me. I met Lauren in 2021 and she loudly farted (big deal, we all do it), BUT she denied it was her and it smelled so bad it cleared out the room. We need honesty in Congress. Not lies.
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What about a politician who is married to a managing director at Goldman Sachs and sends his children to a $32,000 a year private school? That guy is pretty privileged.
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From the people that say Drag Story Hour is inappropriate for kids.
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Don’t take someone else’s gun, cross state lines and shoot and kill people.
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FYI Marjorie: The song 99 Red Balloons is about children releasing balloons in the air and countries overreacting and starting a nuclear war that destroys the world.
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We changed the cover of Don Jr's book to make it a little more honest and put them up in Barnes and Noble. You're welcome, Junior!
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BREAKING: Donald Trump accuses Kamala Harris of being a heroic plumber who saved Princess Peach from Bowser and his evil Koopa army.
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The last time you visited a group that had opposing views it didn’t end very well.
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Dr. Oz posing for an Everyman pic with his $70,000 Yukon in the background.
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What if you pressure the Secretary of State in Georgia to find votes for you?
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Elon is right. Views are cool. I’d love to get 10 million views on this tweet.
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How long before she deletes this tweet? I give it a weak.
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You lost $44 billion and no one likes you. Let that sink in.
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“I’m a simple man, I don’t much about these fancy electric cars, all I know is how to steal hundreds of thousands of dollars in welfare money.”
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If you’re nonstop gaslighting people about women’s issues but you were a frequent attendee of Diddy Freak Offs maybe you should sit this one out.
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Your companies recieved over $15 billion in government contracts from “the machine”
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If you’re a millionaire football player, you shouldn’t be stealing welfare money. Simple as that.
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JD Vance is doing an empty parking lot tour of the Midwest. Could produce a big spike in the drifter vote.
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“Everyone is calling us weird. Let’s put the creepiest guy in the country on TV.”
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I talked with a woman who believes Joe Biden is being played by several different actors - including Jim Carrey. Big, if true.
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Dennis Quaid asks if we’re going to be “a nation of law and order” while at a rally for a convicted felon.
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But women in the United States should be forced to carry the child of their rapist?
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Your dad gave a speech that told a bunch of people to storm the Capitol.
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I’m always asking the hard hitting questions like “are you for or against slavery?”
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I had a good conversation with this guy about hammers.
At the NRA Convention someone told us that hammers are used to kill more people than guns. So we looked up the stats in front of them.
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Everyone is making fun of George Santos but the courage he displayed as a dive-bomber pilot at the Battle of Midway in World War 2 should not be forgotten.
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Florida man braves hurricane to let the world know he wants to fuck Biden.
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The owner of Twitter is hanging out in the comments of murderer Kyle Rittenhouse.
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Newly elected Speaker Kevin McCarthy hugging a woman who believes the Las Vegas mass shooting was a false flag and the Clintons killed JFK Jr.
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Ted Cruz is in New York. If you hear something eating your garbage tonight it might not be the rats.
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Tesla lost over half its value because the CEO is troll. Let that sink in.
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The right loves Kyle Rittenhouse, a 19 year old who crossed state lines to shoot and kill 2 people. But they hate Greta Thunberg, a 19 year old who is trying to save the planet. What would Jesus do?.
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This man thought ANTIFA was behind the January 6th attack. I asked him a simple follow-up question…
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FACT CHECK: God killed everyone on earth except a guy on a zoo boat.
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Linda McMahon was terrible at taking the Stone Cold Stunner and for this reason I believe she is totally unqualified to be Education secretary.
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Great! Hopefully republicans will remember the whole “separation of church and state” thing now.
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This is an attack on ALL of us who have paid off a porn star to influence a presidential election
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I was able to get on the pro-Trump network “Right Side” and speak on behalf of Trump supporters.
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You should identify as a 4th grader and learn what a pronoun is.
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A tweet from Jim Jordan on Holocaust Remembrance Day. Classy.
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For the record, I did apologize.
We gave Phil Mickelson some words of encouragement during his backswing at Trump’s golf course yesterday.
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The Right seems fine with kids being identified by the coroner after a school shooting.
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Truth Social is a great platform for ex-presidents to admit to crimes in a very public way.
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If a politician can survive “I didn’t say I was Jewish, I said I was Jew-ish” then this country doesn’t stand a chance.
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Why is Donald Trump announcing he’s running when he’s currently president?
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