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The new thread of babymen who cannot help themselves, they MUST say the thing lol 👇
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@ask_aubry
Giiiirl, the best time to leave this dude was before he knocked you up. Second best time is now.
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@KongstadPeter
@CryptoKaleo
Imagine being the weird nerd who tries to save the Apple store with karate
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@BigDicksPickz
@fischer_price7
@GenX_ftw
@MattWallace888
@elonmusk
Too bad he signed a binding contract without any outs for "elon randomly decides there are too many bots" lol
He's not actually that good at business, you know.
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@FrogAlex
@CuckerT06683866
@NR_Garrett
@CruzKayne
@NickBaumann
hahahaha what the fuck is wrong with you
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@uspsveteran
@JortsTheCat
Did you accidentally upload the wrong image? I just see a sweet potato.
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@keffals
He had a suuuuuper whiny post about how he was turning 30 soon and wanted a trad wife and basically had a whole pity party about the whole thing
It was very long and very whiny and very funny
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@ckilgore
@Ascended_OG
@Catholicizm1
@amma_jamma
This is incredibly wierdo behavior bordering on antisocial.
Are you so anxious you can't make small talk for 10 minutes?
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@LarryCohen83
@Carnage4Life
Except Elon didn't do any of that. He hired people who did lol
He's not an engineer or inventor and never has been.
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@Sparkie658
@fnbunchanumbers
@ask_aubry
He said "at least your friend's vagina is still decent for fucking" and she's...not supposed to have a problem with this?
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@SwiftOnSecurity
I worked at a fintech company, and a great way to catch fraudsters was tagging anyone with a youtube dot com referer
because 99% of the time they had just watched a video on how to fraud
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@ChavezRavine7
@cloudcity729
@BigDicksPickz
@fischer_price7
@GenX_ftw
@MattWallace888
@elonmusk
If he had concerns, the time to raise them was *before* signing a contract
especially one with a clause that says "I did my research and I don't need anything else"
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@MithradatesVI
@questauthority
Considering he put out an open audition for lawyers on Twitter...
Also I would like to imagine that Elon's attorney agreed to the $1B clause because he's sick of Elon's shit & knew he would run lol
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@bobposting
@keffals
"People don't like me because I say things that are unpopular. This is unfair and clearly not my fault. I am very smart."
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@flux30vortex
@ms_dmnr
@BotMesa
@evilscottlou
@jr_pfeifer
@lindsaytheis
He doesn't have the warmth or the depth.
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@nameshiv
Oh my god. As someone who does animal rescue, you do not screw around with rabies.
There's almost no risk from cat or dog bites *because* we vaccinate literally every animal we get our hands on against rabies and have for like 40 years
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@mrfishtopher
They are totally playing. Happy vertical tails and bouncing like they're kittens lol
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@BettrCallSowell
@TiffMoodNukes
Y'all are so freaked out about fake problems that are not happening anywhere.
Stop. This is for real problems like kids who's parents burn them, beat them, rape them, whatever.
Do you *not* want to catch people like that?
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Cloudflare kicked off Kiwifarms and boyyyy are they unhappy!
Y'all ready to take a ride and enjoy the suffering of terrible people?
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WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS OUTCOME
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@tomtaroo
@LiquidSloshalot
@edwnjos
@sachee
Oh god, the orange site is awful for that.
Yes, any middle schooler can create a Django site that acts like Twitter.
Now do it for like a billion tweets per day
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@magheru_san
@PizzafaceJake
@cbarrett
@keffals
@Cloudflare
Nah, they just don't want to lose access to their favorite site.
That company is just full of white supremacists
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@Magentaweeb
@Dominic11B4
@JosephPoulin175
@KathrynTewson
@MboxWestOfHouse
@ednasdiner
@kinsm4n
@AkivaMCohen
A lot of right wing grievance shit is like this.
"LIBERALS FURIOUS ABOUT GLEEBGLORPS" "Watch libs get DESTROYED with GLEEBGLORP FACTS"
me, a lib: the fuck is a gleebglorp
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A lot of people develop their sexuality through Disney cartoons
But it's usually Robin Hood or the Little Mermaid, not Song of the South
The violent Black underclass is a danger to America.
Especially to hard-working, law-abiding Black Americans and other minorities trapped in their ghettos.
We must resume the mass-incarceration of these thugs.
In the meantime, Americans must arm up.
These monsters will kill.
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@ashishlogmaster
@GergelyOrosz
I promise you most companies don't fire people and then pay them wages for months lol
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@foreverzero_
@barnes_law
They followed the rules lol.
They immediately let opposing counsel know about the mistake
Alex's lawyers had **10 days** to say "you can't use these, they're privileged" and take them back
They just didn't, so now it's fair game lol
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@KathrynTewson
The Kiwis are barely hanging on at this point, but the site is currently up and...
OK, there's cope and there's "eating a hot dog off the ground" levels of cope lol
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@misogynist_usa
@1_Person1_Vote
@contramordor
I'd trade you for a bus full of Mexican immigrants but I don't think Mexico would want you
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@43Silencer
@DevinCow
The mechanism by which most African-Americans have white ancestry was a lot less wonderful.
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@DrSTATE00
@romyproduces
@MeetThePress
@kwelkernbc
@JDVance
If you think 11 year olds giving birth and women dying from ectopic pregnancies is good, then sure
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@MrBrandonHarper
@Bryy_Miller
@TweetsNGreets
@MuellerSheWrote
@DavidSacks
Nobody's saying they can't, darling.
He's allowed to do it, and we're allowed to mock him for being a weak thin skinned babby lol
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@CodingEtudes
@MithradatesVI
@TheDebbieMia
Someone needs to do a thread of side by sides with the takes off Ty back then versus all the shitting they’re doing on him now. It’s hilarious.
Hilarious that they mocked LawTwitter for laughing at how inept they knew Ty was going to be.
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@LarryCohen83
@Carnage4Life
Engineers are correcting him because he's just flat out making it up.
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@pmelodyap
@BillFOXLA
@KamVTV
@FOXLA
No they don’t, Karen. The police are the ones rioting and murdering unarmed people.
The LAPD needs to be disbanded and reformed with *real* community service in mind.
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@ThatOneMichaelJ
@KodaKazar
@ATonyWithACrown
Honestly, it's clear even from her side of the story that she is in the wrong here.
She talks about them "being friends" and Martin "ghosting" her, when clearly they are _not_ friends, the relationship is parasocial and deeply one sided.
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@magheru_san
@PizzafaceJake
@cbarrett
@keffals
@Cloudflare
What, are you going to go to law enforcement's manager?
lol
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Happy Friday y'all! It's time to check on what everyone's least favorite internet people are up to!
Kiwifarms got knocked off the clearnet, came back, got knocked off again and is now clinging to life.
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@kendallybrown
If you want a bunch of dark web data breaches to help with that, let me know. I'm a security engineer and I collect them.
Making men regret their audacity is always a worthy cause. 🥰
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@daffyduck1989
@ChiefTweet100
@Ostrov_A
@rogerwaters
The Wall came out in like 1982 lol. You're like 40 years late to it.
It's a lot of things, but it's partially a criticism of fascism of the Thatcher era
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@BrandonPynn
@danverg2
@apark2453
@EliErlick
@RollingStone
you're the reason shampoo has instructions
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Null of the well-known sewage site Kiwifarms is still in a Mood after getting an FBI notice and getting kicked off twitter lol
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Uh huh. Definitely real numbers and not a combination of lies and credit card fraud lol
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@PezzSp
@popeguilty
You got the definitions, but basically "quartering troops in your home" was a huge deal for the colonials and basically nobody else ever since.
it's kind of an in-joke for lawyers to try and figure out how to invoke the 3rd amendment
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It's time to check in on what the last remaining dregs of ISWV on KF thinks of recent happenings
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Like, you go out of your way to be deliberately provocative and nasty and host abusive things
and then when you get punched back y'all are like
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First, congrats to
@keffals
and her team. The PR and media campaign you put together was amazing and absolutely terrifying, and I 100% mean that as a compliment.
It was incredibly well done.
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@CashusClay123
@greg_doucette
@Imamofrebellion
A bunch of dudes stormed the Michigan senate with real guns and terrorized the senators and nobody got shot.
The cops are entirely capable of *not* murdering people, they just like doing it
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@endomorphosis
@Katerationopia
@schwatd2
@Lormif1
@KathrynTewson
@Eodyne1
@chadcmulligan
@riScorpian
@col_bosch
@JosephPoulin175
@NoLongerBennett
Ahahaha. I have an astrophysics degree. Fourier transforms are baby math lol
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@ReymoNickens
@LarryCohen83
@Carnage4Life
@elonmusk
Do what? Twitter ran fine. Including in India. He's confusing cross-Atlantic round trips with "slow"
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@WireForHire
@elonmusk
oh he can do what he wants
and we can make fun of him for doing a 180 on moderation looool
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@KyleRummens
@TheLaurenChen
i let go of this steering wheel 2 seconds ago and i haven't noticed a single differ--
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@Reds12181902
Gamergate can hardly have a worse reputation lol
Y'all gave gamers the bad reputation they have
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@hexxenzsene
@ProbablyPatrick
@0ratileMaseko
@RMac18
@CoruscaKhaya
@kateconger
@MikeIsaac
Couple reasons. Quite a few like the fantasy that he's just like them, only stupid rich and therefore maybe they can be too
The other one is he's mean to people they don't like or are intimidated by
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@ROCmagik
@naterbater1005
@JosephLPoulin
@E_Gruberman
@Pullingaclaudia
@wqsaves
@LOL_TruthHurts
@KathrynTewson
@SharkySea
@estockbridge
@LOL_TruthHurtz
@runnin5
@ROCcitizen1
@artemis_nieves
@annateresa79
@TractorLaw
@blows2021
@BAMCIS_FITZ
@roccitynews
@rachbarnhart
hahahaha
That question makes it clear you know absolutely nothing about either patents or software.
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@Masked_Boogie01
@ChuckAPierce
@GergelyOrosz
Because he insulted *them* publicly.
Also, nobody does that sort of thing and expects to keep their job.
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First: lolno but please try
Second: Y'll are quite literally libel-proof. It is literally impossible to defame you!
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Ok, Kiwis bring this defense up all the time. A lot of them believe it too.
My guy, if you *stayed* under your rock, that would be one thing. But you don't.
You deliberately post things to cause panic and you follow it up with harassment that you pretend doesn't happen
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@FlLLEFATALE
@AuthorLMDavis
To be clear, they're an asshole and trying to bully others over something dumb, but this phrasing is completely fine.
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"what are you gonna do, stab me?" - man who was stabbed
“I’m invincible,” Landon Mitchell bragged to a Facebook friend 11 days after he stormed the U.S. Capitol.
You’ll never guess what happened next.
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I've become something of a chud anthropologist, because I want to understand the mindset.
Their image of themselves is cool, cynical, detached. They don't get mad. They make *other people* mad. They're above this.
None of this is true lol, but that's their self image.
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Like, y'all literally try to bully people of the internet. That's what you *do*
You're not a freedom fighter, you're just a dude who likes to say the n word
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They talk a huge tough game when they think they'll win
and when they lose, they immediately burst into tears and start nailing themselves to crosses
you love to see it. get owned, nerds
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@PaulERondeau
@TiffMoodNukes
No, it's a standard screening question and has been for at least 20 years that I know of.
They ask women about abuse at gyno appts too
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Individually they're usually not that terrible, but when they get in a group, they feel stronger and bolder and they'll try to one up each other
To quote
@KathrynTewson
, they're like bedbug Voltron.
This also means they do a *lot* of groupthink and motivated reasoning lol
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[annoyed software engineering noises]
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This seems *wildly* optimistic about the employment status of kiwis
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