Blake
@BlakeKellii
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Sauerkraut enthusiast. I like banging my drum about biochar, UBIs, Score Voting, building better buildings and neighborhoods and base 12 math. And Novavax!
Binghamton, NY
Joined August 2016
@nikicaga “It’s actually full of mid girls like this” isn’t making the point he thinks he’s making.
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@ChadNotChud You can say it’s the Earth, and close enough, but in fact it’s me personally that’s at the center of the observable universe.
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@JMSimpsonauthor I haven’t written a book but I imagine that it’s like baking bread. Pretty easy to bake bread, very hard to bake particularly good bread, nigh impossible to bake good bread in a commercially profitable way.
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@lumbjackwharfie In fact I think European style headlights that intelligently avoid blinding people are illegal.
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@socialistdogmom I think they lucked out and used the kind of UV that burns the surface of your eyes rather than the retina, so are mostly recovering rather than being permanently blinded. Mostly.
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@makjako TBF, that’s pretty funny. As long as he keeps his villainy harmless and humorous, I’m here for it.
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@vanillaopinions Sometimes if it’s warm grease and the pipes are colder it will freeze to the sides and narrow or clog them.
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@walterkirn Oh nos; a message that didn’t land with Ivy League professional writers from the Midwest! That may cost the Democrats dozens of votes, assuming the professional writers in question don’t find anything about Donald Trump off putting.
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@_night_brain__ If an ICBM isn’t from the continental region of France it shall have to rebrand itself as a sparkling ballistic missile.
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@JamesSurowiecki If the Naomi is Klein, you’re probably fine, and if the Naomi is Wu then good for you, but if the Naomi is Wolf, oh buddy, oof.
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@DaltonDEmery There’s a biodynamic farm near me that farms by astrology and they have to do stuff like bury a cow horn by the light of the moon for fertility and I think it’s mostly nonsense but their produce is awesome and my garden sucks.
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@katiebcanttweet @julesgambit @EdwardN_78 I can’t actually play chess, I just photographically memorized all possible piece positions and whatever “move” I’m supposed to make, because that’s so much easier than learning how a knight moves.
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@vanillaopinions In their defense I love the Apollo program and the moon landings but they were expensive and mostly pointless boondoggles in my opinion, we ran it like a race, declared victory and haven’t been back until a couple weeks ago; there were lots of less awesome but more useful options.
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@jdcmedlock They are his parents, and they found his weed and took it away from them, leaving them defenseless against the Flood.
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@RazztheTerrible @TierZoo @flyerswitch Dogs and wolves endurance hunt, but they only have to have more stamina than their prey, and there’s a tradeoff in burst speed and holding heat. Humans wear clothes and take them off but animals have to wear their coats all the time.
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@Please_B_Normal @agraybee I mean, I guess I’m intellectually un-curious about the existence of dragons? Like I can make a case for a Komodo dragon or a Roman flamethrower or Pterodactyl or whatever being a dragon but Game of Thrones dragons flying around with people is hard for me to discuss respectfully.
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@DaSkrubKing When I was 18 I had to get a form and submit it, which did seem kinda pointless. I think that there was some vague threat if I didn’t do it but I don’t remember what it was.
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@JacobAShell @boisfeuras71 His outsider status of his Dad going to Yale and running the CIA.
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@rodger @janecoaston The stuff that you had to do to get a pineapple in London boggles the mind. Teams of experts. Rich people would rent them for people to gaze upon at their parties and return them uneaten so that even richer people could eat them.
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@zarathustra5150 @EllForeboding @nikicaga There’s obviously a difference between having no children and having no biological children, those are two different things.
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@JamelnotJamal Jill Stein isn’t going to do any of that. That’s the face Rye should make if someone promises to give everyone in America a flying unicorn to ride around.
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@iGingerwizard @lumbjackwharfie Ya, I’m just grumbling because they shouldn’t be illegal when the blinding ones are legal. IMO criminalize blinding people too much and let people use what used to be normal headlights or spring for smart bright ones.
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@magarizzler14 @ROKNRUSHNBOY @mavericksmovies Rome was famously an empire, it had black people, vikings and asians running around.
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@slavojtrex Eh, situationally. My old contractor boss used to bill the commute one way, which discouraged far away people from hiring us and wasting our time. And I think that a bunch of lawyers double or triple bill their commutes, but I won’t defend that.
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@sock_dem I know that a lot of Americans v̵e̵n̵e̵r̵a̵t̵e̵ look up to the Founding Fathers—truly, I get it—but none of them were this tall.
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@NicolasCS @dieworkwear Contempt of risk, suffering and even death for the sake of God, country, and fancy outfits is the very soul of valour, the most traditional of masculine virtues.
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@Sturgeons_Law It’s not really fairy porn unless it’s from the Wales region of Great Britain, if it’s from anywhere else it’s just sparkling sprite smut.
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@Actually_Tina Probably because they felt awkward watching Game of Thrones with their parents lol.
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@chf75 @CUDAHandbook @sdamico I do suspect that “Steal the Soda even though I’m rich” guy also sucks at other things.
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@mujaya_ He was famously good at logistics but should have pushed a few more pencils before he invaded Russia tbh
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@notcapnamerica Plus anything like a lockdown was years ago. The creepy possibility is that COVID is brain damaging a significant number of kids.
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@nai_c123 @GoodPoliticGuy To a degree, we get to vote for our leaders, may God have mercy on our souls.
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@katimcf That’s goofy, it should be somewhere in between, with a guy with a rope helping you and catching you if you need it but not just lifting you himself.
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@focusfronting I think that you can ethically eat some meat, but most of the meat I eat was almost certainly farmed unethically.
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@TrueSlazac Werner Van Braun not being smart enough to use Oreos to heat shield his rockets undermines their ideology.
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@dieworkwear Tbf my habit of eating iced cream alone does feel dangerous; for the fit of my pants anyway.
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@acweyand I heard that if it’s a legitimate hurricane then the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
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@DavidSacks Inflation is back down, interest rates were too low, he inherited trillion dollar deficits, and the world on fire, he has cracked down on the border harder than Trump did, and the DOJ that he runs has let Trump off the hook if anything, he doesn’t run state criminal justice.
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@thecaptain_nemo Violent video games IMO, hard to even get kids to go outside and do crimes anymore smh.
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@X_EverythingAp @wyatt_privilege @coolp1np I don’t think so, it was revealed by an Iowan ghost in Canada 👻 IIRC.
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@Alphamy_MK @yhdistyminen @L_Luca0 It’s largely seniors not selling their homes and blocking other homes from being built, to my understanding.
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@Esqueer_ Who cares about a chest binder anyway? In a people shouldn’t be allowed to have them way, I mean.
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@UrbanAchievr Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views. Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?. Con: LOL no. no not those views. Me: So. deregulation?. Con: Haha no not those views either. Me: Which views, exactly?. Con: Oh, you know the ones.
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@vanillaopinions I dropped my guard and immediately got COVID about a year ago, bring careful sucks but it’s not that bad, it’s hard to say if it’s a good idea. Quite likely for pregnant people or immunocompromised people to my understanding, possibly for everyone. Would be a great idea if.
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@Tom_Rowsell @Col_A_Buendia Also quite likely they don’t have modern immunity so they all die from the flu or whatever.
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@JennyENicholson Heisenberg accountability principle, people are excellent unless observed or measured.
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@hippychick70s @SamWhyte @trygerspud I mean, if you’re taking up 100 acres in England and making 30k a year working seven days a week then it’s not a bad idea IMO to sell out and take your millions of dollars and get an easier job.
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@talulahshARC People rarely get COVID wearing n95s, and I suspect most of them weren’t wearing eye protection, eye transmission to my understanding is ~2% of spread. Theoretically there could be fomites but I think that’s 0% for some reason. Many people are resistant to many exposures,.
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@cheer_wine When the cop protagonists call in a favor with the mob to extraordinary rendition their prisoner to be tortured for information.
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@mEz_the_keeper @Bolverk15 God-Emperor Leto II posing the eternal question “Would you still worship me if I was a worm?”.
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@HC_Exvangelical @_nomadic_soul I would think that kids will be the judges of “too hot for kids”!.
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@luke_d_ismas @sonnenworm @awoodustin Harry doesn’t challenge the hat and his Anti-Trans Jihad rages through the stars.
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@bostondoomer @LittleMammith Both are rich and famous and Tate was/is actually a decently competitive athlete IIRC. Their secret to success with women was to my understanding in large part paying them cash, it’s not like they have wives and kids and thriving families or anything like that.
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@ValueStockGeek Quite possibly, but quite possibly one of his parents will die and remarry and his stepparent will walk off with the loot.
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@mertonesque I’ve always liked Trotsky and Nikita Khrushchev and Gorbachev, bit of a soft spot for Fidel. Marx made some good points and was so influential he’s hard to disentangle from Western Civ at this point.
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@duns_sc0tus I think it’s another chemical in the tobacco particularly. Inhaling smoke and ash is bad, but chewing tobacco is carcinogenic also, it’s just not the nicotine causing the cancer. Actually I wonder if they could isolate and GMO it away, although it would still be bad for you.
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