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@bengrossbg “Tax the wealthy, put their money to better use” (This lady funds an entire medical school forever) “REEEE NOT LIKE THAT”
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@based_music_guy Deli Ham and Diet Coke are proof of man’s mastery over nature, even more so than the atom bomb. Nuclear fusion occurs in stars everyday. The Ham Obelisk required the hands of man to come into being.
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@reshetz He was visited in the night by 3 Spirits: Louis XIV, Napoleon, and Felix Faure
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@awoodustin Nah, that moment was NY AF. Added to the realism.
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@boltsfood This guy looked better before
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@psych0kn0t_ This photo contains more concentrated anti fascist action than the entirety of black bloc twitter will ever accomplish in 100 lifetimes
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@DaSkrubKing >guy holds each ballot and screams the results in public That’s actually hella neat
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>Kamalamentum and Walzmania have invigorated the Democratic Party >Stock crash reversed in 48 hours >Ukraine invades Russia >Scott Ritter soon to be under arrest Why did you ever doubt, anon?
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@GoodPostReilly >sea power 🥱 >air power 🥱 >desert power 😮 >N U C L E A R ☢️ P O W E R 🫨🫨🫨
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@HegelwCrmCheese Catholic to the end
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@awoodustin Oh cool so Rowling stole the sorting hat scene nice.
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@RealiaAmelia Probably due to the Khajit in elder scrolls having a vaguely middle eastern accent. Your brain is prepped for it
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@Hanasaku_Yuri >the atheism leaving my body when God has once again blessed the United States
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@Jackson61689330 >the left got Tomboys in the national divorce >Guts will follow Casca anywhere >Ergo, the left got Guts >The left got Berserk fuck yes
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@jdcmedlock Wtf? The sliced fruit and churro ladies are as much a part of NYC as the Empire State Building and the Statue of Liberty. The OP is a transplant from Ohio that came to work for McKinsey and has never seen a brown person before
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@BlackKnight10k Not a tweet but the way the Queens Daily Eagle framed it had me gigglin
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@GravitysRa1nbow From now on, all shows need to have a box in the lower right corner that flashes red when the protagonist does a morally wrong action and green when the protagonist does a morally correct action
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@GravitysRa1nbow James, American Libertarians don’t understand how their own government works, expecting them to understand how the French government works is unfair.
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@_glorianas Human trafficking exists, and kidnapping exists, but “random women being kidnapped and trafficked” doesn’t (in meaningful numbers), not in america anyway. The vast majority of kidnappings are just custody disputes that escalate into criminality
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@___frye There’s multiple points where you need to lock in. Amazing film.
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@PopulismUpdates Christopher Columbus was 2 years old when the Eastern Roman Empire fell to the Ottomans.
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@celadonMisfit @goofxist And inside that metal ball is a race car
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@Olivia_Beavers “Biden was too Partisan”
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@Hanasaku_Yuri >mad >big mad >sail-across-half-the-globe-unordered-mad
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@nikicaga AOC literally had evangelical conspiracy accounts on here saying “DO THEY NOT SEE HER MARK OF THE BEAST??” Because she spoke on the house floor with ashes on her forehead.
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@PopulismUpdates @GravitysRa1nbow I always figured the next Far Cry game was gonna be set in “Not Ukraine” fighting “Not Wagner” lead by “Not Prighozin” but now your telling me a guy called Barbecue Cherizier is about to seize a country in a purely criminal non ideological coup like the Nassau Pirate Republic
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@NonCRDDefence Russia and the US both lie about their military capabilities. But they are very different kinds of lies lol.
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@CollieYimby Compare Hugh Jackman in his first appearance in 2001 to 2013
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@Liv_Agar They did, and Twitter killed him.
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@PrivateWrangler @GravitysRa1nbow Nothing will ever beat this one
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@donnalew55 @RyanDeto @jacktroywrites So his injuries are too serious for him to attend a funeral of a supporter on Friday, but not so serious that he can spend the previous four days attending the RNC, that’s your position?
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@TrueSlazac This HAS to be a bit right? You can’t truly believe that Syria, North Korea, China, and Venezuela are “Full Democracies” while listing the US, France, Germany, the UK, and Australia as “Authoritarian Regiemes”, using any accepted definitions of those terms.
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@nikicaga We will never have a president this cool ever again.
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@TrueSlazac If the Rwandan Genocide happened today a lot of Twitter would back the Hutus saying that the Tutsis deserved it for being collaborators with the French colonial project.
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@garagefreak420 This is a vibe
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@LinkofSunshine That time we threw a war and everybody came
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@GravitysRa1nbow >Storm the presidential palace >get into shouting match with President >refuse to elaborate >leave >get fired ?????? SOUTHCOM bros what is happening down the there??????
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@TNOQuoProQuid Louisiana and Chicago are both incredibly corrupt for the same reason (Founded by the French)
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@LiterallyCanada @psych0kn0t_ What did you think “Saddam Hussein will not be permitted to annex Kuwait. This aggression will not stand” meant? Papers, essays, vibes?
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@RyanDeto @jacktroywrites But the RNC is over tomorrow, what’s his excuse?
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@nikicaga “What if Germany did only slightly better so that they were still in the game August of 1945 so they got nuked instead of Japan” is the real alt hist prompt.
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@ArmandDoma Changing your username after somebody you don’t like quote tweets you is my favorite form of twitter mischief. GG no notes.
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@awoodustin "Every actor has to make terrible films from time to time, but the trick is never to be terrible in them.” Christopher Lee
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@ghosted_machine @IRHotTakes In Bidens second term we will invite PAVN to the NTC for a joint training exercise and sell them F16s in preparation for inviting them to the F35 Program
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@GravitysRa1nbow Michael Scott exists, and we gave him an aircraft carrier.
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@AnimarchyYT Tankies don’t do themselves any favors by denying well documented and provable history. Unless that’s the point “The Party demanded that you deny the evidence of your eyes and ears” ect
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@un_a_valeable Biden and Pelosi have way too much ball knowledge for this to be all to be unintentional. I think this is what nearly a century of combined politics experience looks like
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@opinonhaver I love this country so much
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@vanillaopinions Yeah, please build more single story houses with backyard pools and small dogs in that area. And have HOA rules that ban fencing
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@FurstvonWrede I feel like Ngeuma takes the prize for wackiest dictator but I’m open to other candidates.
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@ArmandDoma You know what? Fuck you *invades you back*
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@NonCRDDefence @NotAnAn0n Unfathomably based.
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@Captain_Fubar @GravitysRa1nbow He should have kept them in his bathroom and sold them to Saudi Arabia like a real patriot
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@AnarchoZelda This isn’t so much of a dog whistle as it is an air raid siren
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@steamyporkbuns A playwrite suffering from main character syndrome. Someone should write a play about that.
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@JacobRubashkin Rizzler in Chief
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@WillTheKid1507 Conservatives are such normal people
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@ettingermentum WE ARE NOT GOING BACK is such a powerful message.
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@YIMBYLAND There just needs to be a legal distinction between “people who trespassed onto a property and are now refusing to leave” and “tenant was 47 seconds late on the rent and was shot by the landlord” which really shouldn’t be that hard
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@himbopresident There’s always been a connection
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@stephanicci This isn’t a guy thing, this is just a lot of couples in general.
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@HegelwCrmCheese Please let this website crash and burn so we can finally be free
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@awoodustin They also never explained how Feyd found the Sietch, when the first movie, and the second movie up to that moment, emphasized that the Sietches were well hidden and Duncan Idaho was the first off worlder to even know about them.
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@moschinodorito Rare Bardem
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@CameronCorduroy Uncommitted fell for the classic trap of thinking Twitter is real life and thought 40k protestors were going to “flood” Chicago so they could dictate terms. That didn’t happen, and they have spent the past 3 days speedrunning the five stages of grief.
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@OpenBordersJon @SpaghettiKozak “If you can convince a white incel he's better than a chad black guy, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him a foid to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.” Lyndon GenZ Johnson
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@GravitysRa1nbow US shell production to be increased to 2 million per year
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@GravitysRa1nbow >one of the most pivotal moments in the story, and the subject of entire games and novels >constantly referred to in subsequent material >do it off screen Ah yes the D&D model of screenwriting
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@nikicaga Are they sad because she came in second, or sad because she “only” came in second?
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@Hanasaku_Yuri I feel like with just 50 hangings of the worst of the worst we could have had a much better timeline. I refuse to believe that reconstruction as it happened was the best case scenario
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@fatpinkmaester @ElmCityJon1 @Shadowlytics @ryankakiuchan @TheIntelFrog @MadeMeJoin2Read When I saw that the source was heritage, I immediately knew the “methodology” was going to be “perceived wokeness”. Holy shit, an F35 does not give a fuck if the pilot is trans; the radar, missiles, and engines work just the same. These people are just NPCs reacting to triggers.
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@syaneyin @clockybf (As a guy) if you don’t have any lesbian friends, your only exposure would be through porn. However, since porn is “fake”, that means that “real” lesbians must be having some other, secret, type of sex.
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@GravitysRa1nbow “What would NATO do if it was threatened with the exact conflict it was created for” Jesus Christ and this guy was in the pentagon?
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@ThrustWR Because in the Fallout Universe, which is where 99% of people get their “knowledge” on Nuclear War, this is how it worked.
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@quantian1 The great unburdening.
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@souljagoytellem Well wasn’t this the brand of hipsterism that Gavin McInnes was apart of? And he later founded the proud boys, so yeah, it is
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@InternetHippo If you don’t think Obergfell and Lawrence are on the chopping block after this term you haven’t been paying attention. Hell they might undo Brown and bring back Plessy while they are at it.
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@AltHistCody Literally Helldivers Dress Uniforms
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@souljagoytellem She’s the complex female character we didn’t deserve
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@zoro_kaiser I’ve believed this ever since I found out one of the oldest pieces of writing we have is clay tablet engraved customer service complaint about the quality of copper ingots and demanding a refund. Like I don’t know about the culture of ancient Mesopotamia but I GOT that guy.
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@Hanasaku_Yuri “5 Eyes, 1 People! Vote YES on the Unification Referendum this November”
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@the3eyedgoblin >be darkstar >be edgiest man in Westeros not named Bolton >come up with hare brained scheme >get your allies killed or arrested >refuse to elaborate >flee into the desert
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@LinkofSunshine Em is just a boomer behind the times with a reference to the “here’s how’d you look if you were black or Chinese” guy from last year
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@oncloud_e Never beating the puppy girl allegations
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@NewEnglandProg “Not anti-Zionist just anti-Semitic” is the position of Christian Nationalist, Rapture- craving evangelicals. They believe that all of Israel belongs to the Jews, and that all the Jews belong in Israel. You do that, throw in a red heifer, and boom, you got an end times baby.
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@depthsofwiki According to the photo info it was taken at the pride parade in NYC in 2011. There’s chance he still still lives here.
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@thechosenberg The percentage of surgical regret among those whose receive corrective knee surgery is higher than those who receive corrective gender surgery. There is a concerted effort to signal boost the people that regret gender affirming care in order to fight the culture war.
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@souljagoytellem Because Eric and Don Jr. are known quantities, and the known quantity is “fuckup”. Barron is a blank slate they can project anything and everything on too.
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@bigsnugga Producer≠consumer. That shit is mostly for export to Europe /The US.
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@Sietchposting The fact that Bautista was able to do so much with Rabban despite his limited lines and screen time is proof that he’s the best actor to come out of the WWE hands down.
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@LinkofSunshine Can we get a petition going to demote him to Nate Bronze?
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@jaketropolis @RaceplayShawty So they have like a Warhammer40k/Dune thing going on where technology is viewed with deep suspicion and approached very cautiously?
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@Eldercraft6 @cootiesvaccine Also Bill is gay, Karen is a prostitute, and Swanson is a morphine addict. All Dutch’s gang needed was a asian and a trans person and they would have had every marginalized group. Dutch and Arthur were woke as fuck.
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@TrueSlazac Because he is unironically the closest thing to an actual pure Marxist .
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@Hanasaku_Yuri I still think it was absolutely hack writing on the part of the devs that Hitlers number 2 guy was named Himmler
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@nikicaga Serbs: destroying the world since 1914
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