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The first part of a conflagration and the last part of hypothermia are both warming. and both can lead to death. Just like crushes and love.
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Forever funny. I’m grateful for the work of this civil rights hero
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@uncensoredmike
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Omg that’s what his great grandmother said “Honey y’all couldn’t stop this. I’ve been praying on that child for 10 years.”
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Some Brits are saying stuff like Meghan Markle is destroying the British Monarchy & the Commonwealth & I cannot think of a more glorious title with which to live and end one’s life: Destroyer of the British Monarchy, Breaker of Chains, Ender of the Commonwealth; Many of her Name.
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@mjs_DC
@ProfMMurray
So if my spouse and I freeze 12 embryos can we claim them on Alabama tax returns? That’s $1800 per child. Easiest $21,600.
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Cream of wheat over all other porridges.
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Phoodie soulmates? Pick one of each. 1/4/C is me.
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One of my coworkers got his family’s stimulus deposit just now. And that’s a huge wow. $5600! Alrighty then Joe Biden.
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@queersocialism
@Brusheild0n
Hell, oxygen is currently free. Ain’t lost a bit of value. The VALUE of college is not in its PRICE but in its WORTH in our society.
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@JoyAnnReid
So Trump just basically sees the entire US as another Trump scheme but just on a larger scale. The modus operandi did not change for the election. Hype the product. Over leverage whatever assets he had. Promise everything to everybody like THE PRODUCERS then hope for a flop.
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Holy shit. I guess we don’t need Lake Lanier after all. They’ll drown anywhere.
HAPPENING NOW: TCSO confirms multiple boats are in distress and sinking on Lake Travis for the "Trump Boat Parade"
At this time, there is not a confirmed amount of boats that are experiencing issues on the lake.
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So this is the Michael Jordan tequila. It’s 23° everywhere. The top is sloped 23°; it takes 23 bottles to make a circle standing up or laying on its side and the backside has a 23° slope as well as both front angles are 23°. I’m in!!!
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@cnni
I think one final American should go apologize on behalf of our country for this foolish incursion: our noble leader, the President. Alone. This is a moment that requires a full and deep bow. On Thanksgiving. Do it for us
@realDonaldTrump
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Alex Villanueva’s dramatic defeat as LA County sheriff is hopefully the beginning of the dismantling of one of the largest and most violent gangs to ever walk the streets of that city: the LA COUNTY SHERIFF’S DEPT.
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Lest we forget that Elon Musk grew up white, in Apartheid South Africa, he reminds us…
This wasn’t just a response to Bernie
but the entire working class!
“I keep forgetting you’re still alive” is literally how they see us. 😒
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People will say you’re hard to deal with if you’re not easy to fool.
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Product placement. Location. Location. Location
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@crissles
Parents raise kids but kids also raise parents. They teach us how to be better parents/humans. They bring innocence and laughter back. My kids have told me in so many ways that more things are worth laughing at in life than I thought. They teach humility and they would shame you
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Whenever Americans tell me I must hate Cuba I remember who show up 1st on the doors of our islands when disaster strikes. I remember who practice medical diplomacy & who offer free medical care, free eye care, free dental care to poor Caribbean citizens. It’s Cuba. And now, again
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@johnlegend
Same in Colorado. He got on the ballot with minutes to spare with the help of known Republican operatives; one who was working on Cory Gardner’s campaign up until recently. All they gotta do in close elections is shave a few votes here and there. You hate to see it.
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@mikeognxl
@gxngstawifi
I thought I was adulting in high school when I was fucking adult women. 13-15, I thought I was the ish. Had children after college, son, daughter & thought “This shit is wrong on all the levels. This is some criminal shit.” I couldn’t allow anybody female or male to touch my kids
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Eating Alone is a new trend in Korea. So Nopes dominate that society so restaurants provide phone recharging services and table for one with TV. A restaurant airs IU's songs. Let's bring this over here NOW!
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@AfroJediii
@_AndeKarim
The Southern Strategy worked like hell. Imagine people with no teeth and with black lung disease in Appalachia, screaming they don’t want no Obamacare or government assistance.
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@herbisorbis
It’s heartbreaking. It reminds me of the poem Home; a different subject indeed but the point is: No mother gives up and gives up her child, unless giving up her child is all she has left
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@ThatBoiiJayy__
Tried to be freaky as a teenager and had my girl tie me up nekkid. She left me there for my mom and lil cousin to see and untie. Never again! Trust issues.
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@HurlockShan
Listen your caption is a delight eh ooman. “Wring out de puss,” is a top tier West Indian twitta winner
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Babies don’t even be knowing how close they are to death when with daddy.
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I’ve never struggled with being black tbh. It’s as natural for me as breathing oxygen into my lungs. Black is what the faces I loved and who loved me look like. Black is the sound of my mom’s love calling my name.
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@SmartAtuadi
Tyler Perry hires and pays black people and thank god for that in the entertainment industry.
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@BritniDWrites
Listen, there’s a whole baby named Donald in the White House, so folks will live with
#Kulture
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Damn. Onions everywhere.
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They’re finding new ways to rewrite those redlining housing covenants that were so pernicious in this country’s history. Imma paint my damned house purple with green tiles and a gargoyle on the roof muthafuckas. And fuck HOAs dass why.
When you find out that 54% of the US housing market are part of HOAs and that majority of the new developments are establishing HOAs as they construct the homes, im sorry but that’s enough to deter me. HOAs are RACIST and classist. Never forget.
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@KateWilliamsme
Whites Brits really take this Royal family thing far. Like dude, to us, they’re the Trumps of royalty. Ain’t no changing that. Bad teeth, pigeon-toed, hemophiliacs from inbreeding, Kaiser kids, Nazi sympathizers, non-onion garlic and shrimp eating poor folks with money. Dass it.
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@MarshallCohen
@Susan_Hennessey
The man didn’t want the job. He Jon Snowed every interview. He called in sick before every interview. He said he was a dick. He said he was a sexual predator. Y’all give him the job anyway. I’m surprised Trump showed up for ONE day of work.
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@Frediculous
@BitchPuddingO_o
There are people saying John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo were framed. To this day! Because “black people ain’t serial killers.” The science behind that statement is mind boggling.
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@sj_ca1867
All embryos on the left go to husband. All embryos on the right go to wife. King Solomon has ruled. Lovely times ahead.
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Atatiana Jefferson was playing cards with her nephew IN HER HOUSE.
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@ouninpohja4661
@BreeNewsome
“Hi, I’m an officer king and proud of it. My rights are divinely given. You can’t justify or convince me that society would be better off without us.” You, sir, officer, king, you just lack the imagination to conceive of your worthlessness to the rest of us. So just say that.
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@JonahNRO
I am a liberal. Krauthammer was an incredibly incisive mind & a skilled debater. Yet he always seemed humble. He could discuss baseball, puppies or the Magna Carta with the same ease and passion. Guys like him, George Will, Kristol are necessary for the other side. And ours.
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@wolverinewilson
@hwbrands
@nprfreshair
@amhistorymuseum
You sir, are wrong, absolutely wrong; on the wrong side of God, country, morality and history. If there is EVER a legit reason to fight a war, it is to end the horrific sin of one human owning another. Like, you couldn’t be more wrong.
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If a human being & actor of
#JussieSmollett
renown is not safe here where actors & athletes are virtual gods how does the argument that LGBTQ people have no reason to fear still hold water? Willful ignorance? Imagine that unknown gay or trans kid walking dark hallways. Safe???
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@srboisvert
Imagine the state having to verify if I actually have 12 or 1200 frozen embryos. The pop up business giving fake certificates on embryos would be amazing.
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Like watching Awakenings with Robin Williams. Wow.
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@KateWilliamsme
@kelechnekoff
You know what just pisses of white Brits? What just chaps their hides to pink? That Meghan appears to be HAPPY. How dare she escape stuffy, mouldy, drafty rooms stuffed with relics who hate her, talked about by cheap snobs like Katie Hopkins and Pears Soap Morgan and LIVE & LOVE?
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@Booker4KY
There has never been a day I have not wished that Rand Paul’s neighbor had had better hands to throw. Not a single day.
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@QueerXiChisme
@pixilpixelle
If you’re shocked at college scams wait till I tell you how they’re buying elections and the judiciary.
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@covie_93
@Apres_Victoria
Weird thing about them taking this case is that the woman doesn’t even have a business yet, has not created any websites yet or denied anyone her services; there’s no case history through appeals. Nothing. They jumped right into this case. This is not normal behavior for an SC.
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@WilHovaJr
Standardized, rote teaching & then standardized testing have not produced the outcomes even those who successfully managed the rigors of that type of education, say they do. I went to Brit & American schools and succeeded. Too many failed. And that’s a Failure of method, process
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@holisticpussy
@BitchPuddingO_o
Jon is that guy who stay trying to get fired and ends up getting promoted each time.
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Robin Hood. GameStop. Ti and Tiny. Timeline is shredded today.
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@cmclymer
Bad journalism, but Waits is still correct. We are being badly served by these prima donnas (unisex) on tv.
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@rgay
Borrowed $20, 765.39. Paid back $47, 345.12. It felt like usury. Still does. When I made that last payment I felt liberated.
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Apartheid State sponsored Medical terrorism
Israel refuses to vaccinate any of the more than 4.5 MILLION Palestinians in the occupied West Bank and Gaza Strip despite multiple requests from the UN! Not even MEDICS!
Israel's RACIST and ILLEGAL occupation needs to end
FREE 🇵🇸
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@mehdirhasan
@ClaraJeffery
She understands the concept of screenshots and that everything on Social Media is never ever scrubbed right? As a member of Congress she gets that. Right?
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@FinancialTimes
The incredulity with which he approaches his job beggars the mind. Does a real estate tycoon in NY not do due diligence? Did he just assume Russia & China would accept a non-nuclear buffer, unified Korea with an American presence because DJT wishes it and made a tacky coin?
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@JeffFlake
What’s a cross between Narcissus and Echo of Greek myth and a fine head of hair? That’s you
@JeffFlake
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We all learn how to fall in love but no one tells us how to walk away with grace; how to bring closure to people we can no longer love. It’s safe to say that “I can no longer love you in a way that maintains this relationship.”
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@Geministiad
@ThatBoiiJayy__
Besides shrunken and mortified. My cousin, to this day, still brings it up at family get togethers. Girl have respect for the dead my momma in her grave twisting.
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@KarenAttiah
These people would have HATED MLK in this day. He’s a hero because he’s dead. During his heyday, 1966, MLK was the most hated man in white America.
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We have a strange concept of Civil Rights and neatly package it up in this time capsule “THE CIVIL RIGHTS ERA,” as if it’s done and over with, put up on the mantel right next to the diplomas and shit. The battle for Civil Rights, as is an education, is perpetual, ongoing, forever
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Things I learn and accept: someone can love you desperately with their feelings and still not know how to love you correctly with their actions.
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@LakeDrownABitch
@Tashiee_J
Somewhere on here I saw a tweet of a woman at her shower and all the older ladies were telling her “yup you might be married to him but when that baby comes, it’s all yours. On you.”
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@smokeyrgreens
@sunnygetsblue2
We used to have over 30,000 apple types. Thousands of bananas. Now, both of those are reduced to only “commercially viable.” Thank God for seed banks.
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This thread is painfully hilarious because it shows what happens when Trump has to actually litigate against actual lawyers and the law.
The government has filed a reply to Trump's response:
… (I don't know if this link will work).
The brief is direct, powerful, and 🔥
Remember, this is a motion for a partial stay pending appeal for the 100 classified documents.
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Happy 37th Independence Day St. Kitts and Nevis:
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I laugh everytime I see this Attenzione, borseggiatori, attenzione pickpocket video. Fucking hilarious.
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@MikeDelMoro
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Oh they’re about to attack her bona fides in 1,2,3... who’s her family? Where are they from? Green card? With those names, I feel for what she’s about to experience. The full velvet weight of indignant corruption and the strangling glove of racism couched as national pride.
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Utterly horrifying thread.
Thread:
A government official helped inmates at a Florida county jail register to vote.
Now 10 of them have been charged with voter fraud & could face up to 5 years in prison.
4 have already pleaded guilty & been sentenced to between 364 days and 3 years.
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@brytedarklyt
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And all three broke down at same time requiring repairs at this utterly shady repair shop with the one MAGA guy. You’d think if their story held, Biden with his Burisma millions could have had the GeekGuys just come over or go the Apple store. Wack
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@JaxAlemany
Ok. But Mueller has charged 37 “witches” so far and closing up this kind of coven is still miles away.
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@_xoyanna
@CaprieshaJ
My mom aired my shit out within minutes when I thought I was a teenage ho and getting away with cheating. My girl comes over. My mom, “Laverne please wash those sheets before you catch whatever scabies that other girl had. And you (me) go shower and brush your teeth.” Shame
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@daniecal
@KiyoDandre
It’s the women that led and fought and saved the kingdom. They were the ones that provided wise counsel and proffered the better choices. When you examine that movie for political guile and subtlety in the service of good governance look to the women. They stole the show. Easily.
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@Magicalynxx
@246BrowneSugar
I do not get people, intent on dating pet owners, who own pets that precede them, both in residence and preference, getting offended when folks don’t abandon their loyal pets for them. Who raised ya?
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