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Siku mtajua Huyu mama Nini alifanyia former husband wake ndio mtaacha kumpea attention. Good deeds cannot be done by evil people
This is our own staff in Usikimye. She was attacked last night in Gacharage because the men at the stage were angry with her dressing. She dresses like a man they said. Weve spent the day in hospital, unfortunately there is bleeding in one of her eyes and her sight is blurry 1/
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I'm glad Sofiya Nzau made a global hit without relying on that boring Sauti Sol type of music genre
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crazzzzzZzzy how Better Days is hardly mentioned in the Filmography of Charles Ouda despite it being one of his finest performances
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Just A Band were in their bag when they made "Probably for Lovers." That Ha-He and Huff & Puff were instant classics in my books. They had some of the best album runs in Kenya
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Not to kick a man that's already down, but as someone who was in campus with Kimani and crossed paths with him a few times, he has a lot of apologizing to do in order for the universe to forgive him. Some people even joke that this whole debacle is karma for him
Kimani Mbugua has reformed, and he's now seeking well-wishers who can help him pitch his business idea. He believes this idea will enable him to clear his substantial loans and debts and start anew.
@KhalifKairo
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@kibeandy
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Most people don't realize we have one of the most progressive laws on law enforcement that limits NIS to just intelligence rather than giving them powers to arrest or detain. This, if anything, has saved so many lives and forced disappearances. You don't know the benefits of this
How NIS aren't going full on Mossad in the 21st century is beyond me.
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In the whole of Africa, its only in East African border points that there are whole towns and proper integration between communities on either side of the borders. The East African integration happened socially a long time back
Must have been
@akams_
who first pointed it out...but it's been so obvious to me ever since; the glaring differences between East African & West African borders.
1. Nigeria- Cameroon border.
2. Kenya- Uganda Suam OSBP project.
3. Moyale OSBP.
4. Namanga OSBP.
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@polo_kimanii
Scar is the Alpha in Wakadinali. Kuna difference kubwa sana ya kuwa Alpha na kuwa hitmaker. Scar has much more charisma than Munga
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@mwende_kyalo_
I disagree on this one Mwende. When whites came to any place seeking to colonise it, they opened a church, a tax office and jail. This was consistent across all colonies. Don't separate them. They all worked symbiotically
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@TheOtherDelo_
Alirudi campus after amewin (+ Atieno Mboya) radio contest flani Nation FM akiwa na maringo ajab. Ata hiyo show alikua nayo Citizen alikua amechezea boy flani kabariang akapita nayo. Kuna reason wasee walikua naye Moi Uni huwa hawataki riba zake. Hakuna story na gode kumchizisha
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Kenya is building ships while Pan Africans hype up a guy who opened a tomato factory. Apparently, he is more helpful to his people than Kenya's president
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"Kwani hii app imejaza makarao all over. Mnatuogopesha buana"
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@JustXillow
@realesttheorist
Yea. All televised coverages in Kenya have a sign language interpreter
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@Osama_otero
Yea, it's a fact. I have an uncle who does a lot of civil engineering works in Zimbabwe. KE engineers prefer Southern Africa cos it's easier to get a license there than here.
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@mwende_kyalo_
It is foolhardy to think for a minute that the missionaries, whose missions were approved & funded by the King of England, came to Kenya to teach about a new "God" and weren't agents of the crown. You cannot be so withdrawn from reality that you fail to acknowledge -
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@Big_black_jug
Haha, hiyo Iko enough. Nikiendelea kutupa mdomo naeza amka nikiwa na matiti. Umbea ni ya wanawake 😂😂😂
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@Osama_otero
I hope you also realize 150 years ni 1870. Hiyo time ata Waluhya already walikua washajua Kiswahili
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How Kenyans admire Thomas Shelby and cannot stand Maina Njenga is beyond me. Thomas Shelby is literally acting Maina Njenga's life 😂😂😂
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I don't think people in Sudan go to school anymore. That country shall be in the trenches for at least the next twenty years!
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the real competition in sub-saharan Africa is between Kenya and South Africa. Once we get our monetary needs in order and a thriving industry, those Southerners won't know what hit them
The amount of time people around the world spend in paid work (In minutes).
Kenya 183
South Africa 189
India 272
China 315
USA 251
UK 235
Turkey 217
Sweden 262
Spain 176
Portugal 259
Poland 229
Norway 201
New Zealand 241
Netherlands 218
Mexico 302
Luxembourg 247
Lithuania 304
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@mwabilimwagodi
You voted for Ruto, you should not be lecturing anyone who reminds you that you put us in this hellhole
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@TheOtherDelo_
Napita nayo tu. Hizi vitu ni zetu wote. But kama wako na mtoi ama ni official naondokea tu
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@TheOtherDelo_
@TheOtherDelo_
Huyu msee ata Kuna time alitroll wasee wa SDA mbaya. Kimemramba tu. Hii ni atafte mbuzi achomee raiyaa wa kwao in order to appease the bad blood. Juu mbona Hadi kina Citizen walimtoka?
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Hapo Junction Mall Konaa kuna mathegi wengi ajab. Utawapata na Oliech wakiwa jaba
Hawa vijana hucheza ball izi mitaani za kanairo wengi hua magondi
Case study :Pepeta
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Was with some Christian friends and was telling them that men like Lao Tzu and Confucius were wiser than Jesus and they nearly lynched me for saying someone could've been better than the Son of God, haha. Delusional folk
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There's a train passing through Voi every hour. Only three trains are passenger trains in 24 hours tho
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Hawa vijana wa Amerix huwaga super annoying
Gideon Moi's son Kigen Moi marries a retired war veteran in a private wedding 💍 Congratulations Kigen.
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@_thegreymamba
@IEBCKenya
You can simply not vote. Personally I don't foresee any electoral process that I sha be involved in
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@Jasiri_9line
The idea is to ease UN and other international agencies work in Africa. If we remove VISA restrictions, we'll have made Kenya a very attractive host to these events cos logistics will be easier and better
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@issakguts
Most of them are very tricky people to deal with and believe men should burn in hell. Hao inafaa uchezee mbali sana
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Wife beaters and enablers of domestic violence don't want Mukoma to call out his wife beater father.
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Nakuru is one beautiful city. Especially the greenery. I hope the concretes coming up in every corner shall not destroy the trees. I also notice most of Kenya looks like a construction site. High-rises and major roads being developed all over the place
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Tanzania accounts for less than 5% of tea sold at the Mombasa Tea Auction
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There's a side of Twitter which once you ignore the value of your life becomes slightly higher. Keeping up with some kids' bedroom affairs is crazzzzzZzzy
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1 day we shall discuss how Gaddafi was in cahoots with the killers of Sankara, how he enabled Charles Taylor, messed with French election by wiring illegal funds 2 Sarkozy, ran the underground mineral burglary that destabilized West Africa etc. We need to rewrite these narratives
@charleskieti001
@CNsekela
Libya was not a benevolent dictator.
Most people only think he was because of a false mythology that was created and spread across Africa on social media after his death.
So why is the story of Gaddafi as being a benevolent Pan-African dictator spread around sub-Saharan Africa
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@minegalpenny
Si alikua na segment the trend 2019-ish then show at Citizen 2020 before COVID. He and Atieno Mboya were also the best duo on radio around 2017
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Interesting book President Ruto is reading
Also discussed was the declared candidacy of Kenya's former Prime Minister
@RailaOdinga
for the Africa Union Commission chairmanship.
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Z library imekua seized by FBI nikibrowse tu saa hii, hehe... Uzuri nilikua nishadownload hiyo Madman at Kilifi in the nick of time. Shout out
@TheOtherDelo_
for putting me on
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@TalibanPRD
It's actually interesting how a large number of non-muslims turn to Islam when incarcerated. But as a Christian, I admit that the Holy Qur'an is a beautiful book. And in a night as holy as this (laylatul qadr) it's important to read it's passages. Bismillah al-rahman al-rahim
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And yet when I say podcasters have a reasoning shallow as a rice paddy y'all come at me
Unpopular opinion: No amount of drainage can stop floods. We can blame
@SakajaJohnson
for many things but not floods. Dubai is one of the most WELL PLANNED cities and it flooded so we need to stop this madness of asking for better drainage. Nature does not care 😬
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The video to this was crazzzzzZzzy. Two soldiers took out 12 mercs in seconds and all while they were shooting back! 😂😂😂
⚡️ A group of Polish mercs demilitarised in Nazi Ukraine
Two Russian snipers in less than a minute eliminated a group of 12 Polish mercenaries with the precision of a "Voroshilov shooter". The feat of the Russian fighters was caught on video.
According to media, Russian
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This is me with the legendary revolutionary, political detainee, communist, writer/author, former MP, friend and Leader of the Mwakenya movement, Hon. Mwandawiro Mghangha. I told him, "Mr. Mghangha, you are a true Bolshevik!"
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Had Kenya not invaded Somalia, we would have lost North Eastern and Ethiopia would have lost the Ogaden. That war was and is very necessary
Some people can not believe that not everyone holds America in unquestionable regard as they do....that majority can not question how Kenya ended up being sucked into the endless terrorism war that has cost us lives and resources is unnerving.
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@BarryIpapo
This should not be allowed to happen. In any case, its a good thing most NIS guys are civilians and are trained on their way up. That department should not be militarized beyond the ordinary. These powers are bound to be abused if given
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Nice try. White people actually settled in Kisii before the Kisiis themselves went there. One can even say Kisii belongs to the British more than to the Kisiis
Fun fact kisii is the only town in kenya where whites didn’t settle yet it was fertile . Theres a dude called Sakawa and Otenyo that beheaded a white settler in broad daylight.
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Great idea! I generally shall support the idea of free alcohol anywhere
Can't we have two streets atleast alcohol free hii Nairobi?
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While there's a urban planning housing crisis in Nairobi, it's important to note and remember that vertical housing is the way of the future. Can't have a one acre in the city housing a 4 family household when it can host 200 families
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@TheOtherDelo_
😂😂😂😂 Nyinyi mlichangia walevi wawili. Hiyo time ngori ilikua Khaemba. Ye ndio alitusiwa vile amesota na bado akarudi juu ya kinembe 😂😂😂
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Barbershop Theorizing here. Most Kenyan priests prefer women to boys. Anyway, if you aren't a catholic, shut up and mind your business
Alter boys have been molested and chewed mercilessly in these Catholic churches, but the sheep are not ready for this conversation.
Anyway, if you are a Catholic, let your son go pray and come back home with you. This story of "Alter" boys is now something else nowadays.
As I
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@akams_
There are two corridors being developed in East Africa, North, Central and South (to loop in Malawi and Zambia). All these tales of TZ taking Kenyan trade is BS. The whole of EA cannot be dependent on the Kenyan corridor, the KE one will however handle the bulk of the trade
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Now imagine Genghis Khan's army
A horse archer is armed with a bow and arrows and able to shoot while riding from horseback.
In Mongolian culture, horseback archery was used for hunting, for protecting livestock, protecting the tribe from outside enemies.
[📹 mei_mei_0946]
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@raptalksk
Good Kid couldn't even beat The Heist but niggas think it'd even breathe the same air as Graduation 😂😂😂
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The objective of a Rubik's cube is to remain unsolved
The fact that i cannot solve the Rubik's cube doesn't sit right with me.
In my mind I'm a genius, yet this simple thing has beat me all these years.
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@Rixpoet
@DannMwangi
Rix can't be telling and retelling a story on strategic points of his life over the past 3 or so years and expect us to take him serious. We called him out on Facebook for "exploiting" this "ordeal" for personal gain and he blocked us. It's a circus!!
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While it has been confirmed that Kenyan men are the most handsome on Africa, the jury is still out on how pretty Kenyan women are. I'd put my money on Ethiopian, Eritrean and Morocco women though. Hawa bantu dragons wa East hawatoshi mboga
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The Kenyan intellectual space is so shallow in thought that rather than respond to Indagasi's article pound for pound, they abuse him on social media and tarnish his character
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@Karey_mwari
Understanding English is a problem. You can produce feeds for your own consumption at the farm. If you however decide to distribute to your neighbors, you have to get a permit and get regulated to stop you from distributing sub standard stuff or poison.
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To stop Camp Mulla from separating, Miss Karun should never have slept around with a band member. Too late though, I hear they have a kid
Travelled to an alternate universe and realized the only way to keep the Beatles from separating was killing Yoko Ono. Pretty too late for that now, but glad to know
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@TheOtherDelo_
Huwa inakubalika in the case of delays but pia wao hupewa priority in such cases ndio mwili izikwe haraka
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@OlindPaul
This is most probably an FAO design. FAO have very good designs for markets and are copyright free to be adopted by anyone who wills
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This murder broke my heart cos Wangari is/was a personal friend. I could not fathom how this could have happened. I hope that bastard rots in jail
This is Grace Wangari, 24years old.
On the night of 20th January this year,the police on foot patrol heard screaming around the Uncle Sam area of Githurai 44, they immediately responded. They found that after a misunderstanding, 1/
#TotalShutDownKE
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@spectatorindex
😂😂😂😂😂 Turns out America needs that Texas & California GDP to offset jus 29% of their debt
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@ezzy_all_day
Alinyang'anya Mzee pia wale watoto alimpata nao, haha
Wakisema toxic feminist, best believe. Story ni ndefu sana 😅
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@polo_kimanii
These are the lower angels. There are around 9 types of angels. Principalities, Virtues, Archangels etc look totally different
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@Ianliam6
@mwende_kyalo_
Exactly this. Mwende doesn't seem to know that the church and state, especially in England were always in bed with each other hence the people's desire to keep them apart.
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It's both men and women that are uninterested in the family structure in Korea. Didn't a handful of the population once retreat to a remote area and confined themselves there and consume like ⅓ of all make up products in Asia? It's deeper than gender, anyway, agendassss
The fertility rate in South Korea is expected to drop even more this year. All women around the world need to borrow a lesson or two on radicalisation from South Korean women. Be selfish!
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@spectatorindex
Good to mention that Kenya also has the most handsome men in Africa, and I am one of them!
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@TheOtherDelo_
Consent can't be withdrawn after sex. That's just sth women say but mkienda court jajisko haezikubali such an argument
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Racism in Kenya happens more often than many would think. The first time it happened to me and in Nakuru no less, I was too astonished to react!
This is is unacceptable. What gives these foreigners the confidence to treat workers like this? Construction workers already face serious hazards, this is too much.
#SafetyFirst
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Hadn't seen my mom in months! Then she passed by the office, felt nice to see her and talk. Shida ni she was complaining about my black lips 😂😂😂😂
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