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#TEF17
#socialist
#Humanitarian
Equestrian Indecisive Human , Libra is the sign🏇🏇diamonds are a girls best friend
Before you use the line "I have lost my respect" in reference to someone ask yourself if they have ever needed your respect in the first place or if your respect matters anyway. If the answer is NO , take that respect and use it as a profile photo for your village WhatsApp group.
This baldhead,
@LarryMadowo
, is currently the poster boy for CNN's hit propaganda aimed at destroying iconic African brands, with the latest target being
@flyethiopian
. But try as he may, Ethiopian Airlines remains a global brand, proudly AFRICAN
Until he puts a ring on your finger, your financial burden remains entirely your responsibility. Not his
Any help he renders is from the goodness of his heart. It was never and isn’t ur right. Not an obligation for him
Some of you think because you look good, men owe you money
I like you have highlighted we are a poor country because as a Senator and Majority leader your:
1. Salary 768000
2.Airtime allowance 15,000
3.Official car 3000cc
4.Medical benefits- Inpatient 10million, outpatient 300K dental 100k and optical 100k with maternity 150k
5. Security
“Marry an intelligent wife so she can sit in during your business meetings looking like the damn furniture but her mind is working overtime reading body language , working numbers and picking up hints you've missed. One of the oldest decoys in business deals.” -borrowed
Imposter syndrome will have you delaying a task that could literally transform your life all because you're not ready to face the reality that is your greatness. It's so weird. I hate it here
If your 30 plus and still don't have your life together nor know what the heck is going on please like, comment or say something on this tweet because I can't be the only one who wakes up with heart palpitations wondering what the heck I'm doing
In 2024 your proudest moment is handing over 2 hand carts for 20k each na jioni aibu madam. Instead of championing for tapped water or even borehole with water supply yours is just handcarts and you had the audacity to even film
Have you no shame Esther
Handing over two Hand Carts which cost 20K each equipped with water tanks for the distribution and sale of clean water to sustain their families.
#passarisfoundation
#juakali
#touchinglives
Someone once posted, " During a moment of insomnia last night, it occurred to me that if we started a rumour in the Far East that the boiled elbows of a Kenyan politician are a better aphrodisiac than ivory, we could solve two problems at one go!"
I think about this a lot
I'm curious to hear why tattoos, piercings, dreadlocks, sharing a pic of you with your friends having a drink after hours is unprofessional because what i think should be unprofessional is Poor leadership, Bullying, discrimination, harassment, intimidation, narcissism
There is this dope place in Karen called Imani Ceramics where you make your own tableware. It's quite therapeutic and you get to be as creative as your like and learn some pottery.
Weekends are for hobbies and art
I think applying for a UN job is one of the hardest tasks bestowed upon mankind. Just hitting the send button should be awarded with a medal of honor because you've been patient enough to go through that rigorous process
Wueh!! Out here Employers are moving wild. Just learnt that there is an org who pour water near the door and leave a mop nearby to observe how interviewees behave. Have in mind the interviews are for a tech role.
Nah in 2024 orgs need to stop moving mad
Please be patient with those who have a hard time articulating how they feel. Many of those people grew up in environments where no matter what they said or how they said it, it was not enough to be heard. Their default to keep safe was to stop sharing. Again, patience please
Here's the reality
None of us are easy to be with. We all suffer from something. So when you meet someone who is willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you, don't let lame stuff like pride and ego get to you.
Real is rare
Btw this our President is starting to act like Napoleon Bonaparte. Very soon we shall have the French Revolution and again it will start with bread.
Mama Rachel is going to be Marie Antoinette who is going to tell Kenyans “Let them eat cake”.
I do hope we have guillotines or
Rem the poem "Building the nation" here it is in picture. Everyone in gumboots, poor child ako mguu gum ameshikilia slippers while they all have gumboots.
Quite a shame having this photo ops
Damn!! If it isn't sad enough that Baby Reindeer is actually a real-life story from 10 years ago and Richard had to relive his trauma, a simple search on Twitter brought up the real Martha aka Fiona Harvey.
Could she be the stalker as depicted or was the stalker well disguised
What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs
Kindness loses its essence when it's turned into a ledger of debts and reminders. If you're going to help, let it be a chapter of goodwill, not a saga of owed gratitude
Na ndo ujue hawa watu ni maumbwa for luck of a better name. One of Farsafi’s friends is the chiqq who i was helping juzi kufanya Somali car reviews. Alikam Showroom juzi na akasema anataka nimsaidie kuelewa biz. No questions asked, i helped her.
Leo Farasi ndo no 1 kurusha mawe.
Someone explain to me like a 2 year old why the they've decided that insurance compensation will be subjected to 16%VAT
Like how is insurance compensation an income
Let me pass this to
@MwangoCapital
to find me answers
And when you pray tonight.. pray for your cup to overflow. Do not limit your blessings by asking for less, you deserve abundance. Remember His plans are to prosper you.
What we learned in 2020 was that oil is worthless in a society without consumption. That Healthcare has to be public because health is public. That 50%of jobs can be done from home while the other 50% deserve to be paid more. That we live in a society not an economy.
So
@flyethiopian
allowed me to check in online and even gave a complete boarding pass; only to arrive at the check in and found that I did not have a seat; my seat was allocated to someone else and I was put on standby ; now I'll wait until tomorrow 1am to fly; my bags gone!
Then there is me looking for a partner who makes me feel safe, protected and looked at like I'm the only thing plus communication.
I can pay for both our vacations
People say all the time "I'd die for my children. Okay but would you live for them?! Actually live, make better choices. Try practicing sobriety, take care of yourself physically & mentally. Your kids don't need you to die for them.
They need you to LIVE
UPDATE: Turns out passport systems are down and we’ve been requested to go home and come another day because they don’t know when ICT will resolve the issue but are sure it’s not today.
@ImmigrationDept
you know y’all would have send out messages of the same.
@KindikiKithure
is
Recruiters we need to have a conversation please. Employment gaps happen. Life happens. We’re all humans with a story to tell.
Stops holding gaps against people.
Employment gaps don’t necessarily mean 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩honestly that’s just assumptions made out of “laziness”
Yes! Let's normalize therapy but also make therapy affordable, if not free. Far too many people turn away from therapy because visits with a therapist cost thousands of shillings a visit.
Mental health care should not be a luxury item
One day we will talk about employers who keep people on probation for upto 1 year to avoid confirming them as employees and paying them a proper salary while they exploit them.
I wish people were as excited and supportive about women's career milestones, personal development, and travel journeys as they were about pregnancies and engagement
@WatiriNjeri
Kindly DM i'll send you fare. You can also reach out if you need any interview pointers from a HR perspective. Let's help you secure your bag
Have y'all noticed the price of Sanitary towels has gone up.
@StateHouseKenya
we can't be buying sanitary towels at the price of Unga. Why would some brands go up by a whole 30kes. Currently pads that used to be below 50Kes have gone up to 70-80kes
@MamaRachelRuto
#periodtax
Stop letting your potential go to waste because you don't feel confident or rwsdy enough. People with half your talent are making serious waves while you're still waiting to feel ready
@_lilmissdelulu
Huh!! Summary dismissal??? Well it gave grounds to take CCI to court cz due process should have been followed regardless
Also that’s so mean and heartless. Go to the labor courts and seek redress. They’ll pay you or the remaining time on your contract as well as compensation
As of today the following areas are where you can get your covid vaccines. Please note the best vaccine is the one available to you.
Kenyatta Hospital
UON clinic statehouse
Nairobi West Hospital
Mbagathi Hospital
St. Marys Hospital
Lions eye hospital
@kiruti
I wanna know which it is because us HR babes get it rough and I wanna skip that one before it's added to the list.
Laughs in chia seeds and cucumber water in clear bottles and heels
Not finding out I was being cheated on when I had taken someone's son to Ethiopia. Not me throwing him out of the room I'd paid with my own money and canceling his flight because he can get whoever he was cheating with to pay his bills.Worse it was my birthday
Love has shown me
Someone asked me, since you have a hybrid working system, how do you know people working from home actually work
My response was the fact that we get results and targets are met, that’s how we gauge impact and performance not hours
Lovely day
@lindahoguttu
You always have to be 10 steps ahead of the game, just pretend to paralyze one sector and divert to other sectors. Let them never know what you are planning. They seem to be very confused currently and i love it for us. CBD was peaceful till hired goons came
I’ve learnt to stop aspiring to sit at tables where I have to bring my own chair, squeeze in between folks, and repeatedly convince others why I should be there. I learnt to build a new table
Cassowary, classified as the most dangerous bird species in the world. The only bird that can kill humans with one blow.
The female lays eggs next to any male she meets and then leaves !! The male incubates the eggs for 9 months and raises the chicks. It is the second heaviest
I'm looking to hire a white person and register a house plant business in Kenya. It's very difficult to find house plants in Kenya. They should have just landed in Kenya yeaternight and have a passion to ensure Kenyans can breathe clean air in their houses.
DM for investors only
This week Senator Gloria launched the pad bank where any Kenyan can buy pads and donate them to end period poverty in Kenya.
While it’s a good initiative, what would have been better would have been having a bill to make pads affordable and accessible to all.
Listen please, a marriage is not an emergency if you have to ask people to changa for your wedding then sijui what next. AGs chambers are a better option.
Plan for your wedding because of importance is the marriage not the wedding.
22 years ago my brother lost his sight in the 98 US embassy bombing.
Anyone who has met him knows what an incredible human he is. He is trying to right a wrong done. Super proud
I'm from a hospital and let's just say I've spent 36 ngwanyes so far. I know this man will say that Uhuru is sabotaging his idea but let's just agree some ideas can't work if you haven't put in place the right mechanisms like adequate drugs, enough nurses and docs
@MuchiriiMike
@karennyamunbo
More like she sticks to just being a concubine cz that's what she knows best. Also since when does the Former President have to "ask" her permission so release a statement or ask anyone else for that matter permission to release a statement
As you pray tonight, pray that you never be the reason why someone who loved to sing, doesn’t anymore. Or why someone who always spoke of their dreams so wildly is now silent about them. May you never be the reason for someone giving up on a part of themselves.
Where were these women when other women were forced to spent sleepless nights in the cold because they were evicted at night but hey ivory lady be respected nkt
@LarryMadowo
Even this is better, I’ve seen the ones on bicycles riding in the rain and they don’t even have rain coats and I’ve judged every company using them
The real scam?
Only having a short 3 hours each evening to spend with our kids, make dinner, take care of our homes and start it all over the next day….
How did we get here?
I was today years old when I realised that if you don't renew you DL for a couple of years it's voided and you have to retake the theory and Driving test.
Fellow Kenyans please renew your DLs on time otherwise tupatane kwa corner tulie
Hello: It’s me again….
Remember how on 2nd April we got sent home, so today I’m back at Nyayo House and guess what guys… system has not been working since I got here at 7:00am
@KindikiKithure
it’s been 2 weeks what not happening
@ImmigrationDept
how is it that your systems are
UPDATE: Turns out passport systems are down and we’ve been requested to go home and come another day because they don’t know when ICT will resolve the issue but are sure it’s not today.
@ImmigrationDept
you know y’all would have send out messages of the same.
@KindikiKithure
is
When is Anita Nderu dropping her thread about how she got beat up by Miss Mandi that she had to seek medical attention or can we now retrieve files from Fairmont hotel
In case I’ve not said this recently.
If you find yourself on a committee discussing the needs of a particular group of people, but you look around the room and don’t see anyone from there group, you should be HIGHLY skeptical of any “conclusion reached”
Is Ploycarp Igathe safe?
I notice he hasn't changed his job in a while and thats a huge concern to me as I use him as an example during my management training
I don't understand why everybody is so afraid of adult conversations. You don't like me? Tell me. You don't want to talk to me? Don't. Ignore me. You're mad at me? Express your feeling. I'm wrong? Let's talk. We don't agree? Share your viewpoints. It's really not that hard
This is a polite reminder to update your NHIF this year. You can make a one-off payment for the whole year which is 6000kshs or just having a standing order with your bank for 500ksh
Also rem to save up for your December holiday. Something tells me this year Christmas will be lit
Companies need to realise how they treat job seekers tells a lot about their culture. Last year in March I went for a job interview at this company.
At the interview they told me
1. I don't have a linear career progression
2. It was silly of me to quit a job without a plan B
Wait Fantana out here fighting Zari calling her names and Diamond out here denying Fantana. Zari really told Fantana the truth about Diamond... Nadia and Rosette too but Fantana too dickmatised she ready to throw hands with Zari
#YoungFamousAndAfrican
@SirAlexas
Wueh!! Huko kuna ya ugali, ya nyama, ya mchele, ya chai, ya kupika chipo... Listen hata mwiko usiwahi patikana na mwiko ya nyama ikipika mboga. You will face the jury