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Before you use the line "I have lost my respect" in reference to someone ask yourself if they have ever needed your respect in the first place or if your respect matters anyway. If the answer is NO , take that respect and use it as a profile photo for your village WhatsApp group.
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Ghai we have been called "criminals" by a person who has an ICC case. Kwani ni bhangi.
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His job is to cover Africa accurately not positively so seems you have a you problem
This baldhead,
@LarryMadowo
, is currently the poster boy for CNN's hit propaganda aimed at destroying iconic African brands, with the latest target being
@flyethiopian
. But try as he may, Ethiopian Airlines remains a global brand, proudly AFRICAN
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I don't know who needs to hear this but Carrefour is way cheaper than Naivas
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Until he puts a ring on your finger, your financial burden remains entirely your responsibility. Not his
Any help he renders is from the goodness of his heart. It was never and isn’t ur right. Not an obligation for him
Some of you think because you look good, men owe you money
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Just to remind you that the Govt chose to fund BBI campaigns than prioritizing giving doctors PPE when it really counted
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I like you have highlighted we are a poor country because as a Senator and Majority leader your:
1. Salary 768000
2.Airtime allowance 15,000
3.Official car 3000cc
4.Medical benefits- Inpatient 10million, outpatient 300K dental 100k and optical 100k with maternity 150k
5. Security
We are a poor country and we cannot have interns earning Ksh200,000 - Aaron Cheruiyot
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You know it's a new age when chapa mandashi has changed its packaging.
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“Marry an intelligent wife so she can sit in during your business meetings looking like the damn furniture but her mind is working overtime reading body language , working numbers and picking up hints you've missed. One of the oldest decoys in business deals.” -borrowed
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It doesn't matter how old you are, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9 year old was given 1000kshs
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Imposter syndrome will have you delaying a task that could literally transform your life all because you're not ready to face the reality that is your greatness. It's so weird. I hate it here
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If your 30 plus and still don't have your life together nor know what the heck is going on please like, comment or say something on this tweet because I can't be the only one who wakes up with heart palpitations wondering what the heck I'm doing
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In 2024 your proudest moment is handing over 2 hand carts for 20k each na jioni aibu madam. Instead of championing for tapped water or even borehole with water supply yours is just handcarts and you had the audacity to even film
Have you no shame Esther
Handing over two Hand Carts which cost 20K each equipped with water tanks for the distribution and sale of clean water to sustain their families.
#passarisfoundation
#juakali
#touchinglives
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4 million shilling watch but couldn't tell time. Lmao!!!
PHOTO OF THE DAY: Joho’s Sh4Million watch is worth these huge cars 001’s finest is no joke! As people ...
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Someone once posted, " During a moment of insomnia last night, it occurred to me that if we started a rumour in the Far East that the boiled elbows of a Kenyan politician are a better aphrodisiac than ivory, we could solve two problems at one go!"
I think about this a lot
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Kinangop farmers didn't come to play. Plums in May because any time can be December holiday.
I think we really don't appreciate our farmers enough
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I'm curious to hear why tattoos, piercings, dreadlocks, sharing a pic of you with your friends having a drink after hours is unprofessional because what i think should be unprofessional is Poor leadership, Bullying, discrimination, harassment, intimidation, narcissism
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There is this dope place in Karen called Imani Ceramics where you make your own tableware. It's quite therapeutic and you get to be as creative as your like and learn some pottery.
Weekends are for hobbies and art
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I think applying for a UN job is one of the hardest tasks bestowed upon mankind. Just hitting the send button should be awarded with a medal of honor because you've been patient enough to go through that rigorous process
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To the average Meru guy, Nairobi Water & House of Manji are the same company...
Good morning
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Men be calling their girlfriends Queen's, and when the Queen asks for 100k, the kingdom scatters and the king disappear forever.
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Wueh!! Out here Employers are moving wild. Just learnt that there is an org who pour water near the door and leave a mop nearby to observe how interviewees behave. Have in mind the interviews are for a tech role.
Nah in 2024 orgs need to stop moving mad
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One of the most underrated blessing is leaving the house and coming back every single day. We often assume it’s going to happen.
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Please be patient with those who have a hard time articulating how they feel. Many of those people grew up in environments where no matter what they said or how they said it, it was not enough to be heard. Their default to keep safe was to stop sharing. Again, patience please
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Here's the reality
None of us are easy to be with. We all suffer from something. So when you meet someone who is willing to stay committed to understanding you and actually wants to grow with you, don't let lame stuff like pride and ego get to you.
Real is rare
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Btw this our President is starting to act like Napoleon Bonaparte. Very soon we shall have the French Revolution and again it will start with bread.
Mama Rachel is going to be Marie Antoinette who is going to tell Kenyans “Let them eat cake”.
I do hope we have guillotines or
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Rem the poem "Building the nation" here it is in picture. Everyone in gumboots, poor child ako mguu gum ameshikilia slippers while they all have gumboots.
Quite a shame having this photo ops
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Damn!! If it isn't sad enough that Baby Reindeer is actually a real-life story from 10 years ago and Richard had to relive his trauma, a simple search on Twitter brought up the real Martha aka Fiona Harvey.
Could she be the stalker as depicted or was the stalker well disguised
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Can we all agree that 1st time parliamentarians should earn 70,000 Kes because they are also gaining experience and exposure please
Govt Spokesman Isaac Mwaura on intern doctors' pay: 'No profession is more special than the other'
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What if Mars has water on it because we used to live there and we messed up the climate so badly that we had to send an escape pod to earth with only Adam and Eve in it and the pod was the asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs
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Kindness loses its essence when it's turned into a ledger of debts and reminders. If you're going to help, let it be a chapter of goodwill, not a saga of owed gratitude
Na ndo ujue hawa watu ni maumbwa for luck of a better name. One of Farsafi’s friends is the chiqq who i was helping juzi kufanya Somali car reviews. Alikam Showroom juzi na akasema anataka nimsaidie kuelewa biz. No questions asked, i helped her.
Leo Farasi ndo no 1 kurusha mawe.
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Kenya is seriously going to the dogs. So now as a farmer you can’t produce and manufacture your own feed.
It’s like we are not serious at all
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Someone explain to me like a 2 year old why the they've decided that insurance compensation will be subjected to 16%VAT
Like how is insurance compensation an income
Let me pass this to
@MwangoCapital
to find me answers
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And when you pray tonight.. pray for your cup to overflow. Do not limit your blessings by asking for less, you deserve abundance. Remember His plans are to prosper you.
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Some of you need to stop telling other people they are not serious about life simply because your door opened earlier than theirs. We're all trying.
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What we learned in 2020 was that oil is worthless in a society without consumption. That Healthcare has to be public because health is public. That 50%of jobs can be done from home while the other 50% deserve to be paid more. That we live in a society not an economy.
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But when
@LarryMadowo
brought it up they really gaslit that chap he had to go find the lady and Ethiopians almost lost their mind abusing him
So
@flyethiopian
allowed me to check in online and even gave a complete boarding pass; only to arrive at the check in and found that I did not have a seat; my seat was allocated to someone else and I was put on standby ; now I'll wait until tomorrow 1am to fly; my bags gone!
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This tweet jamani has so much truth I'm here thinking this applies to sweatpants too
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Then there is me looking for a partner who makes me feel safe, protected and looked at like I'm the only thing plus communication.
I can pay for both our vacations
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People say all the time "I'd die for my children. Okay but would you live for them?! Actually live, make better choices. Try practicing sobriety, take care of yourself physically & mentally. Your kids don't need you to die for them.
They need you to LIVE
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UPDATE: Turns out passport systems are down and we’ve been requested to go home and come another day because they don’t know when ICT will resolve the issue but are sure it’s not today.
@ImmigrationDept
you know y’all would have send out messages of the same.
@KindikiKithure
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I found out why I’m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you
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Men will come after things they bought for you but babies is where they draw the line. Grow some balls and come for your babies too . 😂😂😂
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Recruiters we need to have a conversation please. Employment gaps happen. Life happens. We’re all humans with a story to tell.
Stops holding gaps against people.
Employment gaps don’t necessarily mean 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩honestly that’s just assumptions made out of “laziness”
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Yes! Let's normalize therapy but also make therapy affordable, if not free. Far too many people turn away from therapy because visits with a therapist cost thousands of shillings a visit.
Mental health care should not be a luxury item
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One day we will talk about employers who keep people on probation for upto 1 year to avoid confirming them as employees and paying them a proper salary while they exploit them.
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I wish people were as excited and supportive about women's career milestones, personal development, and travel journeys as they were about pregnancies and engagement
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@WatiriNjeri
Kindly DM i'll send you fare. You can also reach out if you need any interview pointers from a HR perspective. Let's help you secure your bag
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You know How to ruin Christmas season 3 isn't quite the hit without Tumi. She was vibrant and so full of life. Continue resting
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Have y'all noticed the price of Sanitary towels has gone up.
@StateHouseKenya
we can't be buying sanitary towels at the price of Unga. Why would some brands go up by a whole 30kes. Currently pads that used to be below 50Kes have gone up to 70-80kes
@MamaRachelRuto
#periodtax
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Stop letting your potential go to waste because you don't feel confident or rwsdy enough. People with half your talent are making serious waves while you're still waiting to feel ready
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Wababa this weekend are paying for nanny's ndio tuende enjoyment Vasha
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@_lilmissdelulu
Huh!! Summary dismissal??? Well it gave grounds to take CCI to court cz due process should have been followed regardless
Also that’s so mean and heartless. Go to the labor courts and seek redress. They’ll pay you or the remaining time on your contract as well as compensation
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As of today the following areas are where you can get your covid vaccines. Please note the best vaccine is the one available to you.
Kenyatta Hospital
UON clinic statehouse
Nairobi West Hospital
Mbagathi Hospital
St. Marys Hospital
Lions eye hospital
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@kiruti
I wanna know which it is because us HR babes get it rough and I wanna skip that one before it's added to the list.
Laughs in chia seeds and cucumber water in clear bottles and heels
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Not finding out I was being cheated on when I had taken someone's son to Ethiopia. Not me throwing him out of the room I'd paid with my own money and canceling his flight because he can get whoever he was cheating with to pay his bills.Worse it was my birthday
Love has shown me
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Why is it that when rules are broken in favor of Christians they call it grace and favor instead of what it really is
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Someone asked me, since you have a hybrid working system, how do you know people working from home actually work
My response was the fact that we get results and targets are met, that’s how we gauge impact and performance not hours
Lovely day
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@lindahoguttu
You always have to be 10 steps ahead of the game, just pretend to paralyze one sector and divert to other sectors. Let them never know what you are planning. They seem to be very confused currently and i love it for us. CBD was peaceful till hired goons came
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Don't accept bread from the people who will brag about feeding you to prove a point in a discussion about you.
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Gen Z really wilding out heh! Now they be sending bosses for therapy
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40 fine and thriving
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I’ve learnt to stop aspiring to sit at tables where I have to bring my own chair, squeeze in between folks, and repeatedly convince others why I should be there. I learnt to build a new table
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Cassowary, classified as the most dangerous bird species in the world. The only bird that can kill humans with one blow.
The female lays eggs next to any male she meets and then leaves !! The male incubates the eggs for 9 months and raises the chicks. It is the second heaviest
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I'm looking to hire a white person and register a house plant business in Kenya. It's very difficult to find house plants in Kenya. They should have just landed in Kenya yeaternight and have a passion to ensure Kenyans can breathe clean air in their houses.
DM for investors only
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This week Senator Gloria launched the pad bank where any Kenyan can buy pads and donate them to end period poverty in Kenya.
While it’s a good initiative, what would have been better would have been having a bill to make pads affordable and accessible to all.
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Singapore of Africa in darkness for over 45 mins. Na mlikuwa mnataka kufight Nigerians and Satafrika... The Rwandese babe is laughing
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Listen please, a marriage is not an emergency if you have to ask people to changa for your wedding then sijui what next. AGs chambers are a better option.
Plan for your wedding because of importance is the marriage not the wedding.
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22 years ago my brother lost his sight in the 98 US embassy bombing.
Anyone who has met him knows what an incredible human he is. He is trying to right a wrong done. Super proud
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I'm from a hospital and let's just say I've spent 36 ngwanyes so far. I know this man will say that Uhuru is sabotaging his idea but let's just agree some ideas can't work if you haven't put in place the right mechanisms like adequate drugs, enough nurses and docs
President Ruto: Starting January 2024, Kenyans will be treated for free in hospitals
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@MuchiriiMike
@karennyamunbo
More like she sticks to just being a concubine cz that's what she knows best. Also since when does the Former President have to "ask" her permission so release a statement or ask anyone else for that matter permission to release a statement
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I'm amazed at just what the small small rain has done. I'm about to do lettuce wrappings and eat collards all April.
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As you pray tonight, pray that you never be the reason why someone who loved to sing, doesn’t anymore. Or why someone who always spoke of their dreams so wildly is now silent about them. May you never be the reason for someone giving up on a part of themselves.
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Where were these women when other women were forced to spent sleepless nights in the cold because they were evicted at night but hey ivory lady be respected nkt
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@LarryMadowo
Even this is better, I’ve seen the ones on bicycles riding in the rain and they don’t even have rain coats and I’ve judged every company using them
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The hustle
Hustler Fund First Anniversary Celebrations, Nairobi.
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I opened a njahe container and it had ice cream. I want to address the nation and KRA. I am holding the countries float please
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The real scam?
Only having a short 3 hours each evening to spend with our kids, make dinner, take care of our homes and start it all over the next day….
How did we get here?
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I was today years old when I realised that if you don't renew you DL for a couple of years it's voided and you have to retake the theory and Driving test.
Fellow Kenyans please renew your DLs on time otherwise tupatane kwa corner tulie
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Was the Andrea Bocelli concert just 30 minutes? What am i supposed to do with the rest of the wine bottle i had just opened for this concert?
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This country hates us and it’s no longer trying to hide that it hates us
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@laureezyf
Beyond Zero was very influential and well known in the last mile regions so I beg to differ. That initiative really helped many women
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Someday corporates will have to have a meeting to discuss how productivity is suffering because we are always attending meetings
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Hello: It’s me again….
Remember how on 2nd April we got sent home, so today I’m back at Nyayo House and guess what guys… system has not been working since I got here at 7:00am
@KindikiKithure
it’s been 2 weeks what not happening
@ImmigrationDept
how is it that your systems are
UPDATE: Turns out passport systems are down and we’ve been requested to go home and come another day because they don’t know when ICT will resolve the issue but are sure it’s not today.
@ImmigrationDept
you know y’all would have send out messages of the same.
@KindikiKithure
is
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When is Anita Nderu dropping her thread about how she got beat up by Miss Mandi that she had to seek medical attention or can we now retrieve files from Fairmont hotel
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In case I’ve not said this recently.
If you find yourself on a committee discussing the needs of a particular group of people, but you look around the room and don’t see anyone from there group, you should be HIGHLY skeptical of any “conclusion reached”
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Is Ploycarp Igathe safe?
I notice he hasn't changed his job in a while and thats a huge concern to me as I use him as an example during my management training
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Just a subtle reminder if you remember this guy don't forget to take your Omega 3 before bed
It's essential services
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I don't understand why everybody is so afraid of adult conversations. You don't like me? Tell me. You don't want to talk to me? Don't. Ignore me. You're mad at me? Express your feeling. I'm wrong? Let's talk. We don't agree? Share your viewpoints. It's really not that hard
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@MisterAlbie
I was out here typing up a whole pdf nika kumbuka it’s aura for aura season.
They should give that president time
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This is a polite reminder to update your NHIF this year. You can make a one-off payment for the whole year which is 6000kshs or just having a standing order with your bank for 500ksh
Also rem to save up for your December holiday. Something tells me this year Christmas will be lit
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Immaculate Kassait, MBS, Commissioner,
@ODPC_KE
.
DoB: 01.0*.197*.
ID No.: 20****97
KRA PIN: A*03*4***61
Mobile Phone No. 072* 8** **8
Net financial worth as of 03.11.2020 - Kshs. 42,611,067.00
#RejectFinanceBill2024
#RejectFinanceBill
Come again!???
CAUTIONARY STATEMENT ON SHARING OF PERSONAL DATA
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Companies need to realise how they treat job seekers tells a lot about their culture. Last year in March I went for a job interview at this company.
At the interview they told me
1. I don't have a linear career progression
2. It was silly of me to quit a job without a plan B
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Wait Fantana out here fighting Zari calling her names and Diamond out here denying Fantana. Zari really told Fantana the truth about Diamond... Nadia and Rosette too but Fantana too dickmatised she ready to throw hands with Zari
#YoungFamousAndAfrican
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Mko sure City Hall sio wa dimples amesema they burn down records because then any evidence disappears.
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@SirAlexas
Wueh!! Huko kuna ya ugali, ya nyama, ya mchele, ya chai, ya kupika chipo... Listen hata mwiko usiwahi patikana na mwiko ya nyama ikipika mboga. You will face the jury
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