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Poasting about anything. Dabbler, aspiring tinkerer. Non-Pan-Africanist. Retired dragon hunter 🐉🐉 Love Alt-Rock to death. I trade indeces sometimes
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“What if we just defaulted” is the Emerging market econ/ finance bro equivalent to “Why don't we just print more money”.
Ukishasema hii...
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Bro postponed death to
#RejectFinanceBill2024
, who are you!???
To everyone telling me NOT to go for protests on Thursday because I’ve been marked and might be killed, do you know that I was found on our rooftop on Friday night in a noose ready to die? (wacha niende psych ward kiasi)
Kama si majirani singekuwa hapa leo. Siogopi kifo guys!!!
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If my libido will endanger us all, then why don't we do something about it??
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My golden rule is that ukiskia that in Ur family you have like 2 or 3 uncles, aunts, cousins or something that have mental health issues don't be a hero with the drugs.
Itwa mtiaji or whatever but don't risk.
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@MGAWMC
Hahaha I bet adi cops were scared bana, hawajazoea someone at that age asking who their father is 😂😂
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The Musembi rule:
If folks in your country are bragging about<$40 spend on food, just know y'all won't be affording universal healthcare or any meaningful social safety nets anytime soon.
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The rural person that believes very strongly in evil eyes, ‘mapepo’ and laana za wazee ain't too different from the 3rd year USIU philosophy major that believes in Esoteric knowledge and new age stuff , when you think about it.
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We'll be blaming the colonialists for shit we shoulda dealt with ourselves in 2300 still.
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Never wanted someone this bad... uzuri ni that it shall pass.
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I'm increasingly certain that KNBS cook numbers thoroughly.
Cement consumption is down big.
Manufacturing is down big, factories have been closing net net.
Look at CBK's published NPL numbers, all those industries show signs of slowdown if not decline.
Yet GDP growth is +ve
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@spicedliver
Hehehe, I just saw an article about how New York ladies have been complaining that the men have poor texting skills. Who's gonna tell them?
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He was incompetent and looting too, but only difference is that he did so with a smile on his face and some charm.
Uhunye revisonism tunakuonea 18, cheza mbali!
Shetani cheza mbali!
We used to be a happy country buana. Sikuizi unaamka kama unachukia kila kitu
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NGL, if I'm buying hardware meant for air defense, I think it makes a lotta sense buying form the guys that get bombarded more than almost any other developed nation in the world.
Just saying.
🇰🇪 is truly an embarrassment.
Purchasing an air defense system from a genocidal state gives you a good picture of why they call 🇰🇪 the most colonized country in Africa.
Always in bed with oppressors due to its ruling elite historically consisting of children of collaborators.
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Nah I find it amazing that he knew he had to milk this moment for one or 2 iconic pics, even if he was injured, man is just different 😭😭
Never let a good crisis go to waste etc etc.
In the midst of "it's so over", he found there, within himself, an invincible "we're so back"
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It's always these Uber corrupt Moi era types that spew this nonsense 🤣🤣
Then in said books they'll make themselves look like saints like they weren't in Y4K living like kings.
They will murder me if I release my book today - Jirongo . Watch the entire conversation here ->
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Bad news: the worst person you know just made a great point
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You put up GDP per capita growth numbers like that 2002 to 2012 run and you can get called wherever you want
Kibaki will remembered as a demi-god despite this country nearly falling in to a civil war & genocide under his presidency. 🤣
Simply coz those that came after him we're worse. Hii nchi imepitia vitu.
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Kenyans pick up right wing beliefs/ narratives/ talking points so uncritically, it's actually quite funny. From Bill Gates, to seed oils, to stuff about the UN, and like 10 other things.
Same with the left, but that's more among elite circles and less prevalent, in my opinion.
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As a grown ass man, you're still playing regime apologist after seeing all that crap they did yesterday???
Must be mental illness. Fuck you ile serious.
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James Mwangi become as wealthy as he is by delivering commercial banking to the masses in a way that Barclays, stanbic, etc at the time simply could or would not.
There's a reason a number of Equity bank clients are as loyal as they are.
James Mwangi has become a dollar billionaire through debt cartelsm - Gaitho
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Last thing you see before ur rent goes up 40% lolz
It's amazing to see Ngara turn into the Maboneng of Nairobi 🇰🇪. The first "old" neighborhood that will gentrify in the city..
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Every time a proper competitor to EABL comes up, ‘something happens’ and they ‘don't survive’ / ‘fold the business’.
There's only 2 companies listed in the NSE with monopoly-esque status (with the blessing of government of course). Guess the second?
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One thing about the Rwandan government is that it haa an amazing eye for design , wow. Compared to us, at least.
This is Norrsken House in Kigali, an ICT Hub. Doesn't look like any of those cyber cafes you're claiming to be "ICT Hubs"
#RutoMustGo
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The realization that a number of quants just invest in low cost ETFs on their personal accounts is... worrying.
If these guys just hand it to Fama at the end of the day (when it comes to their own money) then what chance do we have??
Aaand?
Just because I create models that run decisions based on every tick doesn’t mean I know where the fuck is (any) market going tomorrow.
Index funds are very cost efficient, especially with the time they save you.
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Talking stages are always fun till u get randomly ghosted
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That account hunibamba sana. History contradicts this assertion by a lot. If bantus were this docile they wouldn't even exist today and woulda been rolled over by the warlike Nilotes, really. Doesn't even pass the intuitive logic test.
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We need to seriously address Kenya's elite overproduction problem.
We're producing all these well educated, intelligent young people then telling them we have no economic capacity to accommodate/employ them.
Especially something like medicine, either we regulate supply or wages
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Somalis distancing themselves from SSA people.
Arabs disowning Somalis.
Iranians shunning Arabs.
Hmmmm.
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This week I realized:
Kenyans have a rough time percieving the importance of professions that deal in the abstract, such as law & likely even financial services.
“Lawyers are just dishonest people that just play with words, finance folk just move numbers around on a screen.”
But let me stop talking lest we financial services professionals get dragged the way lawyers have.
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Demanding lowering of govt expenditure instead of tax hikes (essentially smaller government) is socialist???
Not very bright, are we??
Kenya’s National Security severely threatened
1)-Threat of demonstrative terror attack by AQ's Al-Shabāab al-Mujāhideen.
2)-Socialist Gen-Z protests likely to affect investors confidence & worsen recession.
3)-Early politicking by ruling party to weaken governance.
Red lines
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The girls that read Camus and Dostoyevsky left me in the dust.
The girls that read Colleen Hoover curved me.
The girl that read Freud curved me too.
The girl that read Binyavanga Wainanins led me on.
What next?
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Lemme retweet so my African friends can laugh at you.
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Progressive Pan-Afs ain't believing the scenes 😭😭
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Folks under that Mwango Capital tweet about BlackRock saying how they'll come along & control our economy are killing me LMAO.
Do you know how small the NSE is relative to our economy? One would be better off taking a private equity approach as most companies here are private.
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Haha, Baba is tired of this abusive relationship he has with the Kenyan electorate
When regime is misbehaving: “Heyyy Baba, I have a favor I need to ask you!!🤭🤭”
During election time: “Baba, you're gonna hate me for this!!🫣🫣”
Literally the nice guy that's always finished last
Huyu baba naye hajui kusoma climate. This is the time to seize the opportunity for MAXIMUM anarchy against Sugoi yet he's just chilled alafu he will show up in 2026 talm'bout tialala
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Nikijinunulia a slice of cake as a treat, nitakuwa nimekosea mtu kweli?
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You wouldn't set foot or even consider citizenship anywhere in the hellhole that is the Sahel region.
I am certain of this, and that tells me everything I need to know. Zero skin in the game.
It's time more African states embrace Democratic Coups. It literally worked for Mali, Niger and Burkina Faso and now the Sahel Region is prospering unlike before. We should all embrace Traore's footsteps. Africa for Africans.
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I've realized anti-kenyan cope from our neighbors is usually so weak
Like: y'all are coons that sided with the apartheid regime. (That's plain false)
You guys are food insecure and import maize from us LMAO (you mean we engage in voluntary trade with you guys? Is that bad or?)
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Lefties try not to lose the plot challenge:
Difficulty: impossible.
Can someone could carry a Palestinian flag next week? Palestinian Freedom is linked to our freedom. Those USA states men that were seen with Ruto this week, several are funded by AIPAC (a pro Israel lobby group). We have to see our struggles as collective.
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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The one thing I'd want African elites to learn from Bannon (yes, the Trump campaign guy) was his rhetoric towards the mercantilist states, mostly China.
People think these Asian nations give us all this credit coz they like us LOLz.
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We're gonna default before 2032.
That's it, that's the tweet.
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LMAO trailer imebeba Amigos na WOW WOWs ndo mnataka tuichukue ni ka imebeba kokoto?
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RIP to a legend of the trading and quant scene.
Have mad respect for the guy.
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Yunno how many countries woulda straight up collapsed were it not for IMF intervention?
Yaani their financial systems were on their knees, banks had essentially collapsed & they had zero access to USD.
Let's be sober in our critiques plz. You deal with the system as it is.
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@LoneCourier2
If only we had enemies that saw that our systems were halal and decided not to strike us because of that 😔😔
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A man of excellence is typically highly desired, the biggest downside however is that the man's work likely comsumes him.
In most of these fields you just have to be *that* invested/ passionate, or just have some uncanny talent/ institution for it (rare).
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I had to mute Nyanje.
I tried I genuinely tried to understand him but he's just too insufferable for me.
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@KariithiMwangi1
Is it a deep hatred for credentials or what? I'm actually shocked. Hatumwi to some place we don't have major ties to like some eastern European nation, but rather the effing U.S, what the hell!?
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I don't think I'll be able to truly love once I land a job.
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@JesterSirr
We're fortunate enough to be right next to Nairobi and be tapped into the power z infrastructure system, hence a lotta factories and housing being set up there. I believe that's where a lot of the revenue comes from.
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@DeepDishEnjoyer
@_Mira___Mira_
Ah, I get the issue now. They're essentially working backwards without trying to test any hypothesis.
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My favourite typa account is the ‘objective intellectual’ that's under this impression that they're the most impartial, rational person on any topic.
They wear their biases on their sleeve unknowingly. When you ask them they say their side is ...
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People make a big fuss about liking ur own tweets as I shamelessly retweet and quote retweet my own stuff.
Sometimes you just gotta repost what a real nigha had to say.
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Reminds me of how much folks rated someone like Magufuli.
People are very easy to decieve so long as you maintain the tried and tested no-nonsense high integrity facade in public. Can make up for all sorts of incompetency behind the scenes.
They'll never suspect you.
Matiangi was just your run of the mill fat robber baron in office. The fact that he is held in high regard just shows how low kenyans expectations are.
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Adi pesa ya pension inakulwa, I hate this system of ours so much.
Babangu alikuwa civil servant for over 30 years last week akifuatilia NSSF aliambiwa atalipwa from 2011.
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The lows that Qwetu security have seen me at, bless their souls...
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This is the long game that I'm also advocating for.
We need to temper our expectations to something feasible and realistic, folks aren't thinking straight rn.
The guy spent ten years campaigning day and night to be President - he will never resign voluntarily. Register for your voter's card as soon as possible and commit to show up on election day. This is the only way.
I have no fantasies or magic to sell you my friends.
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We're sanitising Jacob Juma now coz he had some banger tweets when he didn't get paid on some deals???
How do y'all think he was privy to all that sensitive information??
@Noble_Pleb
, self made billionaire kosokoso.
From the Faces of Assassination Project of the
@iclgi_network
:
Jacob Juma
Profession - private sector
Motive - political dissent whistleblowing
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A nation so powerful and so endowed with resources that they can afford to impose their will and world view on the rest of the world at huge cost, their currency can be used in all corners of the world as well...who the hell wouldn't want their country to be that influential ?
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Mrembo ananiitisha my Twitter, hajui I'm a devout Neolib, Non-Pan-Af.
Anyways, lemme see how long it is till I get ghosted.
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This is the one thing I'll never forgive him for.
He assumed ZIRP would continue, then the inflationary shock and rate hikes of post COVID happened.
And he didn't think to hedge it at all 😭😵💫. He was so economically and financially illiterate, man.
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Odds of them being female tend to zero LOLz.
Fact is very few females engage in the topics he was so engrossed in PERIOD. Let alone on Twitter.
Where did this one go? And I've never known whether they're male or female. This account is very ambiguous when it comes to its sexuality.
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Yehh let's scrap math too coz most man won't use calculus after uni yeh?
Hii mambo ilinipiga chenga icl🤣. Hated it😭😭Ati msamiati wa sijui shambani na jikoni????
Personally, itolewe😂. After all, watu huongea swahili sanifu either wako kwa news ama huko Coast
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They never have any legacy building ambition or anything.
No donations to their alma mater or anything.
Sad that we've never truly had an African equivalent to Carnegie (that I can recall, at least)
Al we have is folks like Dangote constantly crying for subsidies. Sad.
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(Based on my observation and the general vibe of the moment)
Sifuna is sitting on the easiest dub of all time, akiyanani . He's been doing everything right and if he keeps at it...
And best thing is he's relatively ‘clean’ , on the younger side, and eloquent.
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Not to be political or anything , but you likely don't get this kinda thing in TZ.
Just saying. This country is a joy to live in (in some regards)
A big thanks to everybody who came through today and made the discussion a success 🫡.
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“The whole world depends on Africa's resources”
Checks oil balance>>
Africa is a net importer>>
Checks iron & steel balance>>
Africa is a net importer>>
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Just raise the tariffs if it's about protecting local industry, simpol!!
Can't be telling a sovereign nation how much they should produce LOLz.
The European Union has issued an ultimatum to China to reduce production, otherwise they will introduce sanctions.
European markets are being "flooded" with Chinese products such as electric cars and steel, Ursula von der Leyen complained.
She called on Beijing to solve the
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People looking to leave their dysfunctional African countries looking for a better life in English speaking western countries = colonization of the mind.
Ok.
See Africans getting heart broken because they can't visit a white man's country. The colonisation that is in Your brains smh
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Inflation is at 1%, what is this fool talking about????
Not even core inflation is at 1% (it's at 3.4%).
Farmers are happy na waliuziwa kokoto?
How did Zakayo bring down fuel prices which are exogenous to Kenyan economic policy? Kenya can't move oil prices.
I hate these people.
Aden Duale: The people who are saying Zakayo ashuke, ashuke kutoka wapi? Amepanda wapi? Zakayo has delivered, he has brought down food and fuel prices, inflation is at 1%, farmers are happy. On the Finance Bill, the President consulted far and wide
#JKLive
@KoinangeJeff
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LMAO the Leftie bait and switch may be a classic political maneuver for the next decade or so, at least until people become wise to it and it gets nerfed.
Campaigns on a radical socialist, anti-French platform
> immediately gets a $750 million surprise eurobond
> First visit to France
> First oil barrels produced by Australian company
> Media tour to woe multi-national corporations
> All that before 100 days in office
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Touched some handfuls of grass today both figuratively and literally (don't fucking ask)
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They're forcing this hustler vs dynasty, us vs them narrative so hard LOLz.
This bill will affect everyone that earns some form of income, owns assets or even consumes any sorts of goods. That's essentially everyone in the country.
The Gen Zs protesting use iPhones, arrive in Ubers for the protests and go to KFC afterwards to eat chicken - Kimani Ichung'wah
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How NIS aren't going full on Mossad in the 21st century is beyond me.
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There's this corner of twitter I'm on and we don't really have a name for it. We generally share similar views and what have you, etc etc.
Someone once called it ‘kleva blacks’ kitambo (derogatory of course)
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The Qwani 2 book event has moved me to write a short story of my own form the lens of a trader/ econ student.
Just might whip something up this month as I work on my research project.
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Unapeleka passenger princess drive anaamua kukaa backseat hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chronicles of non-hot men buana.
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Some of the *things* we believe enjoy, I believe it's just us gaslighting ourselves. Be it coz of poverty, lack of access to certain resources, people, etc.
Ur capacity constrained but your mind adapted so you wouldn't die of depression coz of ur woeful circumstances.
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Always like seeing the takes of folks that aren't native to here. The shopkeeping bit hit quite close to home, we're essentially a dukawalla economy.
@Steve_Sailer
@kunley_drukpa
True. I own a tea and sheep farm about 40 kilometres north of where he is.
Kenya escaped the African mess because the dominant ethnic group seems to choose pragmatism over violence so as to do their shopkeeping and farming peacefully. And that has become the national character
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A Kenyan having gripes about moving to the US for fear of getting shot by cops is kinda funny now given recent events is all I'm saying.
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LMAO racism isn't that hatred of people for not being good at their jobs last I checked 😆😆
This will change nothing.
The quickest way of beating racism in the diaspora is by being just too good to be ignored.
The better you become at your field, the less likely you will face blatant racism.
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*sighs*, they make so much off of the semiconductors compared to if they opted to plant rice, that they can afford to import as much fucking rice as they want .
Economic illiteracy is so fucking annoying.
This is insane. The Taiwanese government is paying farmers to NOT grow rice because they need the water for AI chip manufacturing instead. We're prioritizing AI over feeding people during a drought.
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LMAO remembering the time a babe asked me to teach her about NFTs or whatever, she really did just wanna learn about NFTs.
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@mcm1777
@FGaitho237
@ShahidkBolsen
@CocaCola
@StanChartKE
@AbsaKenya
@SafaricomPLC
I'm very sceptical of why they aren't open to budget cuts when narrowing the budget deficit is the goal . Very odd
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I used to watch their CCTV documentaries mbaya sana when DStv would cut our subscription and my old man wasn't around to pay for it.
Chinese soft power projection is crazy. Free-to-air programmes with lots of documentaries, infrastructure projects (Belt & Road) all over plus scholarships. Japan's JICA and NPK news doesn't even come close. America is still ahead in so many ways but damn! 🇨🇳 isn't playing!
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People realizing for the first time that bro is pure evil is kinda amusing but hey, cha muhimu is that we're all on the same page now
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It's either it's so over or we're so back
No in betweens.
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Ayoo, whattttttt??
How does one use property that they already sold to people as collateral for a loan?
KCB To Auction Greatwall Gardens:
Some 100 home owners in Athi River risk losing their units after the developer lost Sh1.9 billion loan case.
#NTVTonight
@OBurrows
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“We have signed a deal with Shaquille O'Neal to send 1000 Kenyans to the NBA”
The long and short of it! President Ruto meets basketball legend Shaquille O'Neal during a visit at the Martin Luther King Jnr National Historical Park in Atlanta
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“I wonder if the Asians will assist us with technology transfer, it would be great!! Our leaders are really dropping the ball here.”
My brother in Christ, why the fuck would they do that??? That'd mean they'd have a lower surplus with us if we made our own machinery & electronics
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Great heavens, I've never looked at this chart that well...
We're not gonna see external repayments as low as this year till 2035
11 years...
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He read rich dad, poor dad, didn't he?
Hii unless we na DT Dobie manager ni ma-ariff to the extent of getting cheaper credit and realising a far higher rate of return on ur investments, etc etc, avoid.
My dad is constantly telling me to let banks work for me 😂 even if I have enough money for the car, take the car on loan and invest the money.
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It's either we get a decade of prosperity circa 2002 to 2012, or a lost decade or 2 circa Moi error days, no in betweens.
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Textbook centre have really improved their catalogue of books nowadays.
Big chunk is African literature and young adult fiction geared towards women and girls tho which makes sense financially. That's the dominant consumer after all.
Nonfiction section severely lacking tho.
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“The Somali diaspora talking shit on twitter aren't a real threat ”
The reason why they're a real threat:
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