MATIANG’I 2027! 🇰🇪 🍂
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Supreme Cheerleading Commander of the al-Qassam and al-Quds Allied Forces in Palestine. (Real) Jew from Africa.
Gaza - Jerusalem - Jenin
Joined August 2011
. but all things are pervious to love, even fire, water and Scythian snows :).
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Meanwhile, the president of Israel is reading tales to children on tv
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i think not prosecuting Moi after he left office was a mistake and no constitutional reform will ever correct that mistake.
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he’s never had a thick skin. he’s always been a whiny little bitch!.
Ruto's legendary thick skin cracks and now takes aim at his critics.
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The Senator of Nairobi County and Secretary General of ODM Party was on TV taking no prisoners lmao
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Yesterday in the Russian northern city of Murmansk was the last sunrise before the polar nights, the day lasted only 38 minutes. The city will stay dark until January 10th.
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at what age do kids sit KCPE these days? He looks like an experienced taxpayer. Congratulations though!.
MICHAEL WARUTERE of Riara Springs, Imara Daima, is the top 2023 KCPE candidate with 428 marks. #KCPE2023
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Sakaja, Babu Owino, Sonko, Ababu Namwamba are a testament that youthfulness is not leadership quality.
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my guy is turning back time on all fronts. authoritarianism, incompetence, the economy….
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Ndii can afford therapy. Don’t be afraid to fat-shame him.
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Mejja explains why he doesn’t post his kids on social media. Obviously, something he’s thought about deeply. What do you guys think?
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Eliud Kipchoge speaking with CNN’s Becky Anderson. Retweet this to piss off the “athletes don’t have to use English” crowd 😂
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Andrew Kibe has started doing White People’s podcasts and he has some very “interesting” takes on the condition of African Americans 🤣
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if you live in Nairobi, you interact with Okuyo culture more because Okuyos are numerous and everywhere in Nairobi because they are from around the corner. They are not centering their experience on you. What the fuck is centering even? 🤣.
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All of Kenya's problems were birthed at Alliance High School and the London School of Economics. ALL OF THEM SINCE 1963.
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So, Glenn Greenwald, whose life is literally under threat in Brazil where he's domiciled due to familial ties and reports from, has let go of his privileges in order to stand up for his principles and yet he's being scolded by people who have never given up anything in life. Wild.
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My father, who voted for Kidero to punish RAO, voted for RAO for president. Always gratifying to know that I’m not the only clown in the family.
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Mt Kilimanjaro is in Kenya unless you want to climb it.
🇹🇿 has the mountain and 🇰🇪 has the view. But kuna some TZ peeps wameshika moto kwa my IG because of this photo I took in Amboseli that I use to promote KE as a destination. 😂😂😂. So for the avoidance of doubt🤦🏿♂️, Mt Kilimanjaro is in 🇹🇿.
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Petitioning to have public interest content that’s free on YouTube to be kept behind a paywall on Netflix is quite something….
Petition to put all Allan Namu’s documentaries on Netflix.
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Joho is putting the logistical skills he gained from the narco world into public service. Goes to show that Sonko is incompetent in both worlds.
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Why do poor countries think they can make their economies attractive to foreigners without making them attractive to locals first? I don’t understand this logic considering that most foreign investments in any country are drawn in by local investors actually.
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Andrew Kibe is the street nihilist philosopher for these precarious times. He seems to take himself less seriously than the people who are constantly mad at him and I figure that’s what drives them crazy 😂
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Jomo couldn’t pay rent but could afford to travel 🤣
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South African authorities really mad Kenya is off the red list. That didn’t happen by mistake. Bro, we literally sent free flowers and avocados to the UK when COVID-19 was killing them by the bucketload. You should have thought about bribes. It works. Lol.
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I was telling this mate of mine about public transport in Nairobi. First I showed him images of Matatus and told him about the culture and he was so impressed. Then I told him how the transport industry actually runs and he was like, that’s a criminal enterprise 😂.
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Aly Khan was caught scamming. Bharat now suspended for alleged crimes. Jeff Koinange still fries his hair with kimbo. The Boys Club hasn’t been the same since Collymore left. Me and my homies are broke but we keep it professional and honest.
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It’s hard to make the argument that education is necessary for leadership 🤣.
Senators use their noses to inspect samples of fertiliser to confirm if they are real or fake
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I have lived under four presidents. I came of age under Kibaki. There is something about Ruto that triggers a visceral disgust when I hear him speak. Speak on anything. Not even post-2007 Kibaki trigger that in me. I don’t know what it is. I might need to go to therapy.
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rao is a billionaire and has ruto on speed dial. he'll be all right. go outside. make friends. have sex. take care of your family. skill up. find a job. start a business. find hobbies. there is no need to feel down that a billionaire lost an election to another billionaire.
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Adidas is going all in for Peres Chepchirchir on IG 💪
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Mandi once called me “broke” at a bar in Westlands. It was the “richest” I had ever been at the time and she a freaking intern at a tiny radio station. I was tempted to slap the crap out of her stupid mouth but I was a feminist back then.
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Who are these dirty and unhealthy men Caroline Mutoko hangs out with? 🤣
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Here is a video (with subtitles) of how Russia’s tax system works: it’s real-time and without need for declarations. The guy who led this transformation was nominated for appointment as new PM today
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PLO Lumumba was on South Africa’s state TV defending Museveni and the anti-homo law in Uganda and got pretty mad at the tv lady for even asking him why he opposes rights for the gays 🤣
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The question is, why would Saudi Arabia sell oil specifically to Kenya for cheap when it can get more money selling at market rate? Anyone know what’s the deal is here?.
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Two former presidents staring at Kenya’s current problem
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Voter turnout in Nairobi was 44% . A city filled with revolutionaries who can neither clean their own streets nor vote then stay on twitter all day long slinging theories as to why politicians lose or win elections. Truly incredible.
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Ndii got tired of you niggas whining about joblessness with your degrees so he’s eradicating “graduate entitlement” by making sure you don’t get the degree in the first place. You got to respect the man’s commitment.
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While it's cute to quote facebook and Microsoft as being founded by university dropouts. I just want to remind you all that Huawei was founded an trained engineer, Amazon by a trained engineer and Apple was co-founded by a trained engineer, Google by trained engineers. lol.
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Nobody is ghosting you. You just have an inflated sense of your significance.
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moses kuria got exposed on live tv as a profiteer in human trafficking, then got big mad and called the tv dude a communist. this is great tv
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It’s easy to mistake these GoK people as incompetent and there is probably some of that. But I’m convinced that what drives them the most is the contempt they have for us. They don’t feel any sense of duty to us.
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Man should stick to talking about his imaginary girlfriends and neighbours. He doesn’t appear to have the bandwidth for whatever this is he’s attempting to discuss.
The Hamas PR on Twitter is unparalleled: Israel was supposed to sit back & watch its people get annihilated because anything else risked offending the world? I am not for violence, but if violence is good for Hamas, it is good for Israel.
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Size 8’s “Mateke” playing earlier today at the Olympic Stadium in Tokyo
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Dear Glenn Greenwald, please say something about David Brooks and Tom Friedman 🤣.
If I had the power to cause the NYT to fire their journalists and editors simply by criticizing them, the Paper of Record would look much different than it does. The suggestion that NYT editors fire people whom I criticize is lunacy.
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Remember the time Pheroze Nowrojee took Ahmednasir to the cleaners at the Supreme Court on National TV 🤣
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first time noticing that Kenya has very little vegetation cover my fucking god
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A case of “niggas will say just about anything” on this App. Look at this conversation 🤣
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The crime syndicates in Kenya are gender balanced in the way GoK could never. Criminals are more progressive than elected officials.
These are some of the 6 people arrested by DCI Detectives in connection with Fake currency amounting to slightly over $20 million at Barclays Bank Kenya~Queensway Branch. The fake notes in 100 Dollar denominations were recovered from the Bank’s Safe. Pic Crtsy @DCI_Kenya
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Imagine spending the most productive years of your life saving towards retirement via mandatory contribution to a state pension scheme only for the Nation to include you in its state propaganda painting you as a “burden to taxpayers” for cashing out on your fruits of labour 🤣
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Just a month ago the guy tear-gassing PRESIDENT OBAMA’S SISTER was hanging out with PRESIDENT OBAMA
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This shawty really out here thinking she is slaying a societal piety by fucking dudes out of their cryogenic chambers like senior citizens haven’t been fucking young girls since time immemorial. What a brainless grift this is 😂.
Monica Nyambura: My family is open-minded and they have received my partner, who is older than me, very well. #DayBreak . @Zindzi_K
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Guys, remember that you still have a chance to infect your parents with COVID-19 and kill them for the childhood trauma they inflicted upon you. I don’t want to hear about your traumas on this App post-COVID-19 if you don’t use this opportunity.
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Tony Mochama appears to be the first guy to make it out of Google Doc Exile rich. With 9 mil in the pocket, he can set up a blog and continue writing in that incomprehensible syntax he invented in the Pulse Magazine. What was that language btw? 😂.
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This Palestinian guy came prepared and rhetorically slapped the shit out of this BBC idiot lmao
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Cuba making vaccines despite heavy sanctions. Iran blasting rockets into space despite heavy sanctions. What’s Africa’s excuse for not scaling these heights? Colonialism?.
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8-4-4 really left us ill-equipped to do whatever these three people are attempting to do here 🤣
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Education appears to be the only domain in Kenya where working hard and expecting to benefit from your excellence is considered entitlement. Man, we are weird AF 😂.
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Jay Z used to be a thug I looked up to and now he's just guy married to beyonce and celebrating halloweens. Marriage is the worst thing that can happen to a man. This is why I fuxwit feminists who want to dismantle the institution of marriage. Such a fine guy turned into a clown.
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Andrew Kibe rubbishes historical explanation to the condition of African Americans 🤣
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Tanzanian President, Maguful, in a stump speech for a woman candidate, says she should be voted for because she’s got a pretty face and she is light-skinned and that he’d respond to her concerns for her constituents before those of dark-skinned women
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Mejja, who doesn’t possess a fancy degree in social sciences from any university for that matter and I assume doesn’t spend time reading research journals, has a healthy suspicion on the impact of social media, especially on kids, than most of you people with fancy of Englishes.
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Katt Williams responding to Kevin Hart's allegation that he's on drugs: "if there is any drug out there that can give you my skill level, you should OD on that motherfucker". lmao.
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you niggas would have definitely told the mau mau folk to be nice to evelyn baring so as to not scare away empire’s middle class lest they cancel their safari tours. of course you would have.
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The same would be true if you lived in Kisumu. Or Kisii. Or Mombasa. You gravitate towards the dominant culture, consciously or subconsciously. It’s called being human. A lot of you want to be victims so bad. You sound silly.
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Work permit came through. Very nice! . For perspective: . Tanzania refused me a work permit in 2011 and never refunded my $1500. The Russian one only cost me $85.
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The thing about the Kenyan state is how punitive it is towards regular law abiding citizens than it is to the actual people plundering state coffers and large corporations manipulating the tax law to cheat on taxes. In a way, there is little incentive to be a good citizen lol.
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Young Beyoncé fans really think she made Jay Z relevant? Jay Z had 7 platinum plaques while he was fucking under age Foxy Brown long before under age Beyoncé came along. Beyoncé on the other hand got all her platinum plaques after she started fucking Jay Z. Are you crazy? 😂.
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The Russians are in the year 2060 already with this food delivery shit 🤣
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@vtchakarova “intimidation tactics” is when others leverage their economic strengths against the EU. What’s the term for when EU leverages its economic strengths against others for desired political outcomes?.
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I’m sure Uganda and Kenya are losing more economically from these extended lockdowns and curfews than it would cost them to just pay whatever exorbitant prices Pfizer and Moderna are demanding for vaccines.
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Ouru’s “misrule” has fucked all Kenyans and while a lot of theories have been fronted as to why his boy couldn’t climb the mountain, I keep returning to this video and it’s remarkable how it captures the particular vitriol “his people” are directing at him
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once ndii and his boy realise tax registration doesn’t do what they think it does, they’ll be left no choice but to tax high school kids because… they get pocket money.
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Some personal news: I successfully defended my diploma today. The 5 years didn’t go to waste, it seems :)
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Coronavirus is making it clear which countries operate as actual societies and which ones are just land masses with people trapped within borders.
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Another chapter closed. I’m now qualified to do anal. Anyways, this wouldn’t be possible without the generosity of some of you. Thank you 🙏
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Someone said Germany is looking after its freelancers because its has experience with a frustrated painter seeking a career in another profession and I haven't stopped laughing.
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My beloved Kenya is a country where things work backwards. For example, a trade union colluding with employers to cut down wages. I use collusion because referring to this mess as “negotiation” dignifies the theft
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Here is Pheroze Nowrojee making minced meat out of Ahmednasir
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I can't believe Owaah moved from a meticulous archivist of this Internet age to someone being told "I understand you learnt a lot of big words in the last few weeks, and it's ok, but use them away from me" by someone who once ran a website read only by her two friends lmao.
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Ruto snitching on himself of the time he tried to grab a piece of road in the village 😂
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I can’t believe I learnt about sending telegrams in school at a time when nobody was actually using that shit but never learnt about taxes. 8-4-4 was really some wild shit lmao.
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Private media won’t report honestly about the government. So, the official state television has taken up the challenge. It be your own that be exposing you 🤣
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You are not exporting labour if your citizens are running away from your fuckery for on their own. Do you think the Africans risking their lives in the Mediterranean Sea or to human trafficking see themselves as “exported labour”? God, I hate this “export labour” talk.
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These people you guys are describing as gangsters aren't gangsters. These are petty thieves and neighbourhood nuisance. Stop lying to Kenya police that they are fighting gangsters in Kenya. The actual gangsters in Kenya are the bandits in Rift Valley and Western Kenya lmao.
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Chinese AI breakthrough is “economic warfare to make American AI unprofitable”
deepseek is a ccp state psyop + economic warfare to make american ai unprofitable. they are faking the cost was low to justify setting price low and hoping everyone switches to it damage AI competitiveness in the us. dont take the bait.
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