Augustus 🇵🇸
@Augczhz
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Gay man shatters stereotypes by being boring, unfunny and badly-dressed
He/him
Joined November 2023
@qarloscuiapo + owning pugs. Those poor dogs live their lives in agony because of their breathing problems.
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@si11y_go0s3 Kids also have very sensitive palates compared to adults so many of what adults like can be overwhelming for them.
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@PlatinumRiah @mar3uss Double eyelid surgery, rhinoplasty, jaw reduction surgery, intravenous glutathione, liposuction.
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@chaenayeri The way this tweet is phrased makes it seem like they snatched someone off the street to steal their liver.
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@MackinleyZamora @anzypanzywanzy Easy for you to say, you’re not the one who’s going to die anyway. Putting food on the table for their family shouldnt be a death sentence.
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@magmartsa The only questions hell ever ask her are the ones he can use to direct the convo toward himself or on topics he can use to jerkoff his ego over how quirky and smart he is. She’s either gonna get sick of him or cope saying atleast hes not just looking for a fubu like other matches.
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@offbeatorbit Yall never write his first name this whole time i thought you guys were talking about ben shapiro 😭.
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@taio_sniper @brint He has characteristically handsome features but they’re in wacky proportions, like a parody of handsomeness. Kind of like handsome squidward but different.
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@Bb_menita03 Hwite people as soon as they get a taste of local mangoes which are actually edible
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@pokpokesa Genetics can play a role, but you also seem to be undermining the effectiveness of a well put skincare routine. Retinoids like trifarotene are very effective against acne. Ive also seen his skin before his glow up and while it’s not that bad, it’s a massive improvement.
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@AreYourOrLah @PeshAhumuza The only reason false accusers of rape seem like such a pressing issue is because you fuckers keep bitching about it.
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@yippiebippi @lesboytism Agp (autogynephilia) is kind of like a slur for trans women. It pretty much frames trans women as male fetishists who find sexual gratification from dressing and presenting as women. Its often used for trans women who started out as cishet. HSTS (Heterosexual Transexual) is.
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@euronatiii @Sin_Salt The words teacher and overpaid should never be written in one sentence.
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@yurasvoid They love using this to launder their bigotry. Way too many leftists are morally grandstanding bigoted pieces of shit.
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Nothing pisses me off more than conventionally attractive people getting their way even if they dont have the talent or anything for the job. They barely register to me as human.
Shutaaa parang gusto nang sampalin ni Desiree sa kabanuan umarte itong si Bruce. Bwahahaha.
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@KarlMaalab Chatgpt is useful for similar purposes when supervised by a critical eye but this is like the worst instance to use it for 💀 lecturer toym tas summa but thats the best he could do? Discount ben shapiro amp.
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@the4thbondsmith I said something similar before!
I hate men the same way i dislike dogs and like women the same way i like cats.
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@theblessedbhie Philstar is in terrible need of editors. Their articles are riddled with grammar errors and lack punctuations.
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@looksbizarre That plain ass “joy” in the middle im crying 😭 who decorated that christmas tree, dwight?
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@hello__caitlin They gave you someone elses order and a pregnant woman somewhere on a different table is so pissed rn.
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@daniel_loprez @missleidemin Do you want me to give you a coloring book and some crayons to keep you occupied while i do the rest of the thinking for you while you’re at it?.
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@texanfeminist23 I cook dinner for my family very occasionally and if i hear them say anything like this i will never cook for them too.
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@JayeshJoshi558 @bloomfilters Ok fine im ok with indiangpt users if they post shit like this.
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@Eli_B_Again @Afrofrycook @DreamLeaf5 @Golden_Redder This is like an irl version of idk like a disney princess getting helped by fucking singing animals and fairies and he still failed.
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@wellsjo90 @grateflDeadlift @soychotic If he didn’t elaborate hes gonna make himself look like one of those dreaded one line repliers. People hate those types.
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@daniel_loprez @missleidemin Its the intention girl. At icheck mo Yung replies. Hes being intentionally vague on whether hes trans or not. With a few more steps of thinking its clear what hes doing is clout chasing.
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My late grandmother used to tell us about her experiences during ww2 and one of them is she saw japanese soldiers throw literal infants in the air and catch them by skewering them with their bayonets.
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@BonnieEnhle Exact same thoughts. A business plan aint something you do over a lunch break. But he wouldn’t know that.
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@YourAvelon Lahat nalang pinang clout chase. Papansin. Cheap talaga ng mga baklang kagaya mo.
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@hiram_ryu Tapos na great depression, di na kailangan iration ang pagkain lalo nat fastfood lang naman yang ginagawan mo ng issue. kung yan gusto nya hayaan mo nalang wala naman syang inaapakang tao. OA mo neng.
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