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elderly man casually walks past two random people who are no more important than anybody else.
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what if your phone dies in the process of waiting for 5 cancelled trains for 4 hours.
@jackfifield Hi Jack, it is your responsibility to ensure your device is charged and ready to show your ticket. We are unable to print off E-Tickets and wouldn't be able to access your account to do so anyway. ^SC.
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this and this only
What's your contribution to society?.
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what jobs do you guys have.
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this is the third person who’s died a day after i randomly googled them and checked their wikipedia page i’m kinda scared.
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the fact my mum had to hold my hand whenever i had a shit until i was about 4 i just know she hated me
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i got groomed soooo bad on kik when i think about it.
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i’d be farting 🤷🏻♂️.
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what i’ve learnt from this tweet, is there are actual REAL people who walk among us, twerking, fucking and sucking for multibillion pound companies who WE pay for to PROVIDE A SERVICE (that very rarely is acceptable) like it’s actually unreal omg?.
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@nigelstockley or the rail companies could do their bit and stop cancelling services and you know. ensure you’re getting the service you paid for in the beginning, fucking weirdo.
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i need to go to turkey and just lay on the surgery table and just say to the surgeon to do whatever they deem necessary.
no Turkey surgeons are fucking wild with their 8 surgeries at once…. this man came back looking 30 years younger
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@anth0nyrafael please stay on hold whilst we process your order.
Johnny Depp reportedly has cancel his show in Budapest after he was found passed out in his hotel room.
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need to be this level of unbothered so bad.
Simple trap concept.
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me and my friends at pre-drinks waiting for someone else to pull out their phone and order the uber
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like i’m convinced some of these people would let trains fuck them…it’s getting weird.
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it’s the way she acts like she climbed a career ladder she is literally just a product of love island who got lucky.
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kate middleton on picsart
Like many amateur photographers, I do occasionally experiment with editing. I wanted to express my apologies for any confusion the family photograph we shared yesterday caused. I hope everyone celebrating had a very happy Mother’s Day. C.
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@TyllorParker what if you also didn’t have to wait hours on end for trains you booked to arrive at a specific time that get cancelled and ruin your schedule? weirdo.
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taylor swift: boring, old, has been, strained vocals . walmart yodel kid: smart, revolutionary, DaAdDDddDy, skinny, king of yodeling, young.
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(this isn’t shade btw you do but where’s the disposable income coming from i need it x).
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omg and i told oomf the queens gonna die 2 days before she actually died wait
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i’d k*ll myself in front of the entire family and change the trajectory of the rest of their life.
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that being said wills probably has the upper hand when it boils down to importance in the local pegging group.
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this interaction between me and italian holiday romance from last year
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like i actually can’t stop reading this with both of their voices in my head.
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did i really bite an apple as a tribute to steve jobs dying and put it on my old instagram when i was 12?? djddhbd
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why are people only just discovering this like they haven’t been in the boxes since the beginning of time.
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big dick energy is leaving somebody on read who you used to want attention from so badly but then things change and you finally realise your worth
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@alxcharlesdukes @DrivebyDogboy doesn’t change the fact that no human is more important than the next just because of a role they have, elected or unelected.
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djdjdiskKDUDISMSMAKS CH)/£383&3.
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tinder bios that give me the biggest ick:. - last time i was somebody’s type i was giving blood 😂✌🏼 . - promise i’m not as moody as i look 🙈. - looking for someone to share the bills and wardrobe space with 😊☺️. - OWN HOUSE 🏡 OWN CAR 🚗 . please add to the list.
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doors when they’re slammed shut.
I think it’s back to Hinge for me 😵💫.
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The new Amazon Prime advert is so lovely, promoting and showing tolerance between an imam and vicar. ❤️
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@willintyne @TyllorParker it’s hardly asinine though is it, what’s weirder is you bootlicking a multibillion pound industry which we pay our fares for which is diabolical and not fit for purpose.
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me after a guy i was flirting with out of boredom hits me with “when are you coming to see me?”
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@alxcharlesdukes @DrivebyDogboy if you’re going to basing your argument off of factors like wealth, social status and occupation then you’ll be arguing with the wall. irrspective of everything, every person should be treated with the same respect and consideration, it’s a pretty simple principle.
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taylor swift when she needs to use the bathroom that’s upstairs.
I’m on the jet alone.
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@iamsikora i agree, i personally couldn’t think of anything worse but each to their own i guess.
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did rishi sunak really just say “when they tell their lies, we tell the truth” what a funny little man
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@alxcharlesdukes @DrivebyDogboy well let’s just say if i walked past those two leeches i simply wouldn’t give a fuck ❤️.
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