Lisa Vanderbump
@confideinm3
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People come for me all the time. They just don’t find me. // he/him
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Joined April 2019
you will never guess who's in the pic they're replying to.
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now what the hell is this bob.
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Susan: Mike broke up with me.Gabi: I'm having an affair with a teenager.Bree: My kids hate me. Lynette:
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this was a smart way to hide that droopy eyelid.
ON THE COVER: The Last Inappropriate Man on Television 📺 How Andy Cohen survived the "Reality Reckoning" (at least for now).
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Me, 12.5M richer
You’re offered 12.5M to do a line of coke, wyd 🤔😭👀.
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SATC delivering 2 minutes and 10 seconds of some of the realest dialogue in the herstory of television
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She did all that and then released Roar. A deeply unserious individual.
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y'all don't understand. this was, like, the biggest comeback ever.
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Life is a sexy little dance, and I like to take the lead.
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And if I said this deserved Padam's success, then what???
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Parvati Shallow randomly serving on an episode of Survivor
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Kelly Killoren Bensimon running in traffic on RHONY
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JEN SHAH???.
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He looks like MJ (her grandma) 😭.
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@katyperry You can disagree on pizza topings and tv shows, Katy, not basic human rights and decency.
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Dorinda turning more and more into Slurrinda as the night goes by will never not send me 😭
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you’re Lucy Liu playing herself in the 11th episode of the 4th season of "Sex And The City"?
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idk, this was such a Lynette thing to do. .
Felicity Huffman reflects on college admission scandal:. “It was sort of like my daughter's future, which meant I had to break the law. I know hindsight is 20/20 but it felt like I would be a bad mother if I didn't do it. So, I did it.”
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even a broken clock is right twice a day i guess.
Bethenny Frankel slams ‘piece of trash’ ‘RHONY’ reboot, tells Bravo to bring back Luann, Sonja, Dorinda and Ramona
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Caitlyn Jenner's car.
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I know that every masterpiece has its cheap copy but what the hell is this.
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watching the RHOSLC Zion trip episodes just to feel something
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speaking of amazing writing, this might be the best relationship fight scene ever
SATC delivering 2 minutes and 10 seconds of some of the realest dialogue in the herstory of television
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fixed it
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This is her first time ever performing this and it looks like she’s been doing this for YEARS?! 🤯
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Kim Zolciak looking for a new Big Poppa in the holy year of 2023
'Real Housewives' Star Kim Zolciak Files For Divorce From Kroy Biermann
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watching my favourite christmas movie on the train back home
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me whenever my friends are acting cold towards me (they don't heart my insta story)
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The way Bethenny's talk show ended Oprah, Wendy, Dr Phil and several others.
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris confirms that, if elected POTUS, she will issue an executive order to declassify the documents revealing the true source of the Puppy Gate leak to Radar Online #RHOBH
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hbo writers couldn't deliver a drama this riveting.
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"Your Honor, my client is an afro-latina, transgender wordsmith, historical materialist, educator, and woodworker, holla!"
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this song is genuinely amazing when you don’t have a twink in your ear screaming that it isn’t
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asking my family at Thanksgiving dinner if they were doing coke in the bathroom
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Meredith Marks' new rental.
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Her Rachel Dolezal serve. .
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Heather Gay once again showing her true colors? shocking
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Kelly Killoren Bensimon running in traffic on RHONY
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s just Winona Ryder as Beth MacIntyre in Black Swan
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she had two lights, a sparkly jumpsuit, a wind machine and an anthemic love song to promote
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you have to be a whole other level of gay and religiously traumatized to recognize this location
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posting this and deliberately excluding Nene. embarrassing and unprofessional.
100 moments. 100 seasons. Tonight's #RHOC premiere marks the 100th season of Real Housewives! 🎉 Which Housewives moment is your all-time fave?
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I tell it like it is, but I always make it nice.
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RHUGT Morocco.
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Story by: Amelia Gray and Delilah Belle.
Inspired by actual events, the movie tells the shocking story of a teenage girl with a history of emotional trauma who is relentlessly cyberbullied, only to discover the culprit behind the horrific texts is her very own mother. #MommyMeanest #RHOBH
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Me listening to Money Can't Buy You Class for the first time
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The truly BOMBASTIC side eye Eilegend is giving in the beginning here? Oh, she's definitely graduated with honors from the University of Servington. #RHOBH
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me giving myself a pep talk 10 minutes after a breakdown
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