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@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
It is a straight line across a curved surface.
Did nobody study geometry?
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@ChickenNyuggett
@Rothmus
This is why women can't get a ring.
A man will straight up tell you exactly why something makes him feel disrespected and insulted, and you'll still insist he should take it as a compliment, then and wonder why he broke up with you to go be single and have hoes.
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@Rothmus
For all the women in the comments who don't get why this is insulting:
Imagine your husband says to you:
"You know babe, you're not really my type for a hookup or a FWB; I'd hook up with skinnier girls, maybe goth chicks who have daddy issues... but you're far enough below my
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@ElijahSchaffer
I have sifted the comments and to my amazement not one single person so far has realized this whole thread is satire.
Speechless.
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@ItIsHoeMath
Yeah I think that one is gonna be a losing battle chief.
I'm married for 8 years and was a huge gamer when I met my wife.
I think it's actually a really good filter; if a girl is shallow enough to not want to be with you on account of liking video games she can self select
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@woofknight
Yes, exactly this.
Imagine you are a bucket. The emotion of accidentally breaking something you cherish is a cup of water being dumped into the bucket.
Now imagine the child is a thimble.
The same cup of water that makes a splash on the bottom of a bucket... fills, floods,
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@kasratweets
All those mental gymnastics to avoid the obvious explanation of an angelic presence.
Even the same opening line: "Do not be afraid."
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@thechosenberg
Judging by his job description he's probably slanging 6 figures.
He also probably got ADHD hyperfocus one day and spent 14 hours researching cunnilingus techniques while forgetting to leave his desk to eat.
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@TheRabbitHole84
@ChiefStrategos
And that's kind of the whole point of the tradition.
It's not about being property. It's about who carries the torch of being "the man in her life".
Her father was responsible for her care, providence, and well-being... and is passing that responsibility on to her husband.
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@umiakira_manju
@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
It's straight on the two dimensions of the unwrapped surface.
It's locally straight from the perspective of the observer making the journey.
Yes it's curved in 3 dimensions but that's the most pedantic shit ever.
If you want to get that pedantic a straight line can't
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@zachsilberberg
Used to piss me off too. Was in the middle of typing a rant a few years ago when it 'clicked' mid-sentence because what I was typing couldn't make sense.
Simplest way to explain it: Either you were right the first time (33% odds) or it's DEFINITELY that other door (66% odds)
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@Adornedinterior
@ChickenNyuggett
@Rothmus
I'm monogamously married with zero premarital sexual partners.
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@signulll
"Women used to be worth fighting for"
Would probably be the best clap-back.
But I honestly don't think the gender-war shit is helpful.
Some men still do go to war, some women still are worth fighting for.
We need to cultivate and foster more masculine and feminine virtue
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@logic_denier
Lifelong gamer and game developer and I gotta admit it's true.
You can forget your receding hairline and boring 1st world problems for a moment to be a 6'4 jacked action hero who kills hordes of aliens with his bare hands and fucks like a champion.
That's the appeal.
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@xannysndtrannys
"If fasting fixed cancer there wouldnโt be billions spent on research."
Fasting fixes obesity, there's billions spent on weight loss drugs.
Fasting fixes addiction and there's billions spent on that too.
Fasting actually fixes tons of things that there's billions spent on.
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Feels incredible to say I am now a part of the Genuine Undead family!
Imagine loving pixel art and not owning a
@GenuineUndead
#RiseandShine
#1112
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@Teridax
Squidward rapping "I'm a stone faced killer like my mf house is" legit made me say "oh shit, bars" out loud and I don't even really like rap. ๐๐ท ๐
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@cheese_mishra
@ropirito
This is actually a ludicrously intuitive response that may or may not have anything to do with the original question but certainly seems like it could.
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@JJ48car
@Abiara_UK
@Rothmus
I'm happily married for 9 years with 4 kids.
I've never met a couple who communicates better than we do.
You know why?
Because I understand the quiet part when she says things that carry a ton of subtext (because unlike some men, I understand women communicate that way
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@MorgoKalei
@Rothmus
You and I are on the same side.
We're both Catholic, we're both conservative, we're both married with children.
Why are you calling me an insane loner freak for explaining how men think and feel?
I'm well aware this sounds like a compliment to a woman, that's been the whole
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My favourite NFT in the space right now is
@GenuineUndead
On a mission to follow every
@GenuineUndead
PFP I see until I buy one of my own next month. If you're a GU that I'm not following, drop a comment or a like so I can follow you. If I already do, retweet.
#RiseAndShine
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@_inasmuch_
@umiakira_manju
@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
I never said it wasn't.
I didn't take issue with "it's a geodesic"
I took issue with "it's not a straight line".
A straight line in 2 dimensions becomes a geodesic when you wrap those 2 dimensions along a third.
It's still a straight line in the lower 2 dimensional.
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@ItIsHoeMath
@InternetHotline
Yeah this I agree with.
Dudes who are directionless, flabby and work a dead end part time job they hate... who "just can't find time to go to the gym" but for some reason can find time to play COD for 4 hours every night after work?
They need to drop the vidya.
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@MunstaMasta
Yeah that's why they made kyber crystal bleeding a whole process that happens off screen. Something that takes Vader using two hands, all of his focus, and a scream of agony to accomplish... with a crystal taken out of the saber, mind you.
That's how you add things into the
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@kitten_beloved
Lots of autistic bros do this, but it's not considered cute or quirky for a guy to be autistic, so usually they don't publicize the fact that they're successfully masking it, they just mask it.
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@MorgoKalei
@Rothmus
There is quire literally nothing I'm not getting.
I understand your perspective perfectly well.
You aren't getting why that isn't the show of respect you think it is.
It would be a show of respect to a man if you didn't sleep with anyone easily, and he earned his way into
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@TomicsComics
This is a beautiful sentiment, and it is precisely why some people join Monasteries and Convents.
My first girlfriend, who is still a very good friend of mine, is now a nun.
(She is one of the "MAGA nuns" that went viral at that Trump rally in 2020 as a matter of fact.)
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@HazelAppleyard_
@Keir_Starmer
Why would any of them resign? they're doing exactly what they set out to do.
You guys are going to have to *make them resign*.
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@ItIsHoeMath
Counterpoint though; I agree with hoe_math when he puts it this way:
@InternetHotline
I'm not saying video games have no value, I'm saying if you're unsuccessful with women, spending all your time playing them is not going to help.
No one hears it. They all wanna say BUT I PLAYED MARIO AND THEN GOT MARRIED good for you man, not everyone's experience tho
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@wokehammerLs
I hate woke stuff as much as the next 100 guys but that chart could be for any company on the market today.
Everything took a shit.
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@HazelAppleyard_
Dude's wife has acquired a swinger fantasy and she's hyperfixated on the idea of trying it.
Even if this weren't disgusting and completely ill-adivsed. Even if you were going to be "ethically"-nonmonogamous (an oxymoron)... from what I understand one of the cardinal rules of
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@memeslich
Disabilities in fantasy settings are almost always replaced by something cool that restores the original function and adds to it.
There are plenty of amputees in fantasy settings; they have badass prosthetic limbs that run on clockwork and death magick and let them channel
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@hijinkery_
@zachsilberberg
Because it was 66% chance of being *one* of the other two, and now you know which one.
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@ItIsHoeMath
Precisely.
I tried to lay this out for people in the comments of the original post a few different ways.
The natural order of a transactional relationship is that men want intimacy and women want to be taken care of.
A person doesn't feel particularly loved when you want
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@_inasmuch_
@umiakira_manju
@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
Well I was explicitly told "It's not a straight line".
That's not correct.
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@basedbinkie
Counterpoint: Pharisees called Jesus a trickster and an imposter to his face when he performed miracles in front of them.
As a rational traditional Catholic myself who used to be agnostic but later converted... I find the existence of God to be self evident, and have had
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@bitcoin1zation
@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
As I said in another comment.
Stick to the geometry of the surface you're dealing with.
The surface has two dimensions and in that context it's straight.
If you want to be pendantic and say that it's not straight in the irrelevant third dimension because the surface is
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@ItIsHoeMath
To be fair that's encompassed in the Matrix analogy too.
"Most of these people are so dependent upon the system that they will fight to defend it"
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@Actualwebutante
People gave Jordan Peterson hell for the past 7 years for suggesting pretty much exactly this.
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@invert_x
Thanks for the heads up I'll be sure to buy two copies of whatever they put out! ^_^
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@Adornedinterior
@ChickenNyuggett
@Rothmus
You should change your twitter display name. It doesn't suit you.
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@politicalmath
Nah you don't get it.
Dems finally learned a thing or two.
Their *ENTIRE* demographic speaks and thinks like this.
They don't have to make sense, be coherent, be eloquent, or say anything of substance. All they have to do is mobilize the masses of NPC who think like this.
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@HazelAppleyard_
There was a time. Not too long ago. About 20 seconds ago in fact.
That I didn't wish a gamma-ray-burst would suddenly annihilate the earth.
And then I read this.
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@faeriella67
@woofknight
Because I remember being a child. Do you not?
I remember what it felt like to break my favourite toy.
I know what it feels like to break something I feel attached to and get enjoyment from every day as an adult too. Just recently I accidentally broke one of my monitors and
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@keta_mean_
This is honestly kinda exactly how I decided my favourite animal was an Octopus.
My wife, when we were first dating, asked what my favourite animal was, and I honestly didn't really have one.
But I always thought Octopodes were pretty interesting creatures. So I picked them.
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@IntractableLion
Brains are wild, and this is awesome.
Nahuatl phonemes are also pretty starkly identifiable.
No other language family I know of puts that many t, l, z, x and c sounds together in that close proximity. The
"o/atl" sound in particular is in both words.
But yeah that's
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@Adornedinterior
@ChickenNyuggett
@Rothmus
What is nasty about suggesting that you're ignorant?
You're deliberately ignoring many, many men articulating to you how a comment like this strikes them.
Willfully maintaining a lack of knowledge or awareness out of a discourteous and rude unwillingness to take correction
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@hollowearthterf
He didn't want to hear that he wasn't hookup material because it's an insult to his genetics and charisma.
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@FalconryFinance
Okay so rave culture is generally degenerate and I'm usually the curmudgeon who enjoys gatekeeping and yucking everyone else's yum...
But honestly though? they look like they're having a good-ass time.
They're outdoors. They're sober. They're vibing. I'd vibe with em.
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@AJA_Cortes
I think one huge issue is that conservative parents don't know how to effectively raise creative children and instill them with conservative values.
One of the most common things I've noticed as a creative conservative is that other creatives largely tend to lean liberal, and
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@cyberchaz1
@WallStreetSilv
Yes and it's a mistake she acknowledges, and is trying to talk millions of other people out of.
She's starting from that tone because that's where she started from, and where the people she's talking to are starting from.
"Think college is better? I did too. Check this out."
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@Rothmus
Oh.
Wow.
I thought to make a comment about how maybe hers didn't either, but nope, it's a whole thread and the very next post explains that women have souls by default because they have two x chromosomes...
So yeah I'm gonna have to file that one in the "Shit I've read
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21 Editions remain of Lazulius, The Sword of The Abyss.
Price: 1 SOL
Limited Edition on exchange art.
Get yours while you still can! ๐
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@TheBabysitterTV
@RobinJPickering
@ericneyman
Accurately describing a problem is a huge part of solving it yeah.
But in a vacuum, if you expect a correct zero shot answer without allowing it to hit you back for clarifying questions, you've got to do do that part for it or your expectations are misaligned with your inputs.
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@EvilNeuro_
@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
Only if put on a distorted flat projection.
The projection used here that makes it look curved is designed to make it a nice readable map that fits into a rectangle. It isn't a 1:1 topology.
There are lots of ways you could flatten the surface and if you use one that
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@Cluffalo
These points all make sense but they're a bit reductive.
It's a bit like saying "I don't like guys who watch youtube" without any regard for the kinds of videos they're watching or how long they spend doing it.
Do they watch Mr. Beast videos and brain-rot memes all day? or are
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@kasratweets
If you don't atomize your family unit by kicking your children out at 18, but you build a Great House of your family, you can do this with more than just one person.
And that's the real secret cheat code to life: build a family as tight as a mafia, and you'll be invincible.
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@Stopphoningme
@marycatedelvey
Two solutions I can think of:
1. Send him to a men's prison. Because he's a man.
2. Tell him "sure, you can go to a women's prison, if you have bottom surgery done first as part of your sentence."
That solves a few problems.
First it's a good shit-test: if he's sincerely
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@Adornedinterior
@ChickenNyuggett
@Rothmus
Wow it took about 12 seconds to go from "I don't judge people without evidence" to "I'm quite sure this stranger on the internet who disagrees with me on relationship dynamics is a bad berson with darkness in his heart, who has aberrant behaviours and can't help himself."
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@DaltonGills
@mic_macOnit
@crazyclipsonly
Doesn't matter. This wouldn't fly in the US either. There is a huge difference between bearing and brandishing.
You wave a gun around in the street, with your finger on the trigger and recklessly pointing it at people, you're either going to prison or the morgue.
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@BryonyCloud
@alistaircoleman
The barrel has a 5 inch inner diameter and it fires these absolute behemoth rounds
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@HazelAppleyard_
This is what too much red-pill and mgtow content will do to a MF who isn't actually focused on building character but just wants to whine about how "unfair it is to be a man".
I'm a man. And I agree.
It might be 'unfair' to be a man.
But that's part of the experience.
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@biden_s71186
@JJ48car
@Abiara_UK
@Rothmus
Yeah I asked in a different reply thread if he was single and he said "yes not that it's any of your business" and blocked me. ๐
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@Snickerbobble
@DeadManOnAStick
@Globalstats11
@PicturesFoIder
"You can call it either"
Yes, thank you. This is all I have truly been saying.
The people who are saying its not accurate to call the line straight because it's curved in 3D are presenting a false dichotomy.
This comment "except that line is curved" seems to be implying
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@Soulosopher
@creation247
@darwintojesus
You are the exact person this post is talking about.
The post could have included a parody quote as an example and it would not have been as on the nose as this.
Good job.
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@DoktorHingus
@ItIsHoeMath
@InternetHotline
Those guys universally hate themselves.
Yes you should self improve even if no one will like you for it. You should self improve so you like yourself more.
When you do that a magical thing happens that no-one (everyone) could predict; other people actually do start liking you
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@Simple_Disciple
That is precisely what is happening. How this isn't obvious to more people is baffling.
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@hollowearthterf
@The_Feminist_TM
I'm in a healthy relationship and agree that this is insulting, that any degree of "explaining it" constitutes walking back a statement that bears more red flags than communist China, and indicates a likelihood of sexual history that nearly preclude the possiblity of a healthy
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@kasratweets
Well this blew up. May as well use the momentum to let you all know I do pixel art:
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@Adornedinterior
@lion_et_lamb
@Rothmus
For the same reason women don't want to be valued only for sex, men don't want to be valued only for what they provide.
Men naturally want intimacy from women and women naturally want providence from men.
So when your partner tells you that they only value you for what they
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@FerrisTheToucan
@AChillGhost
Yeah I did a very small amount and everything looked like a holographic pop-out storybook. I giggled incoherently for about 15 minutes and drooled on myself while telling my friends how pretty everything was.
Heard stories about people getting the curtains of reality ripped
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@Rothmus
Well this blew up. If anyone wants more hot-takes that would be uncontroversial at any other point in history, and also some cool pixel art. You should follow me or something.
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@ChickenNyuggett
@Rothmus
Someone put it very succinctly in the comments on the original reddit post:
"Iโd fuck other guys for free, but you have to earn it."
That is not a compliment.
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@lillybilly299
@CovfefeAnon
Can't speak for Covfefe's marital status but if it helps I agree with everything he's saying and I'll gladly "post wife".
Here's me with the gorgeous, Traditional Catholic, green-eyed brunette I'm married to, with a total of zero premarital partners between us.
This is before
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