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Ray Epps is the clearest example of someone trying to "incite an insurrection" that exists from Jan 6. He's also conveniently the only guy the Left wants to grant amnesty to.
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@NBCNews
You may be wondering, "Why would NBC still run this when they know it was her rental and that she has the receipts?"
Because Democrats worship criminals. It's that simple.
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@RobertKennedyJr
I'm saving this for when people tell me they're going to vote for you because you're an "alternative".
"Always demonstrated his core decency" you say? Was that in-between the racism, the plagiarism, and the all out lying? Or while murdering US citizens with Obama?
Hilarious.
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Joe Rogan N Word compilation. Absolutely despicable. There's no excuses for it. No context makes it better.
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@willcain
On the ground reporting hurts the Leftist elites' ability to steal beachfront property from native landowners for pennies on the dollar.
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@CBSNews
Citizens have no obligation to be physically assaulted or held ransom by a career criminal that's been left to terrorize the streets, especially while shouting threats at the time.
Have an issue? Take it up with the government and his family that failed every which way here.
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@TimRunsHisMouth
One's a Democrat, one isn't.
One committed a crime, one didn't.
The Left isn't mistaken, they're evil.
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@krassenstein
How much has the DNC sent? We know they've paid you and your brother much more than 10k.
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@willcain
"climate change, carbon emissions, rising oceans!"
"yes, I'd like another 1000+ acres on this island pls. and make sure I have access to my superyacht"
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@CBSNews
I don't ask people threatening to harm me "how can I help you?" I ask myself "how can I stop them?"
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@ScottAdamsSays
I went to Black Friday at Circuit City once. Tripped over a pregnant Asian lady sitting in the middle of an aisle. Caught the corner of an end cap to the face and scraped the hell out of my arm on the way down. I still have a scar.
It was worse than Pearl Harbor.
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@NBCNews
Just started voting in his 30s, was a pharma covid bro until like last week, and somehow thinks he should lead the country.
And yet people buy it. Incredible.
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@beyouonlybetter
Turn on a video and live stream. Get names. Have lawyers and city council & state senators on hand. Why isn't anyone prepared?
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@POTUS
If you quit sending our money to other people maybe we'd have the money to pay our bills.
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@katecra
@JebraFaushay
Trauma, mental illness, whatever -- I'm still not playing along and denying reality.
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@real_defender
@SecretaryPete
Well, to be fair to Pete here, he still doesn't care. He just wanted to tweet.
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@GOPJosh20
@RepTroyNehls
And show beneath the cabinet. I want to know if there's a water filtration system as well.
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@RepTroyNehls
It's the digital age. Why didn't you do a live video of you getting the water from the tap?
I guess some mysteries can never be solved...
I feel bad for the business you included in your propaganda as you play with people's health and safety.
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@NPR
"identifies as Asian"
Seems like Rachel Dolezal was simply a few years too early. Being "transracial" is coming. It gains traction with comments like this.
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@CNN
He was also known for his lengthy rap sheet and active felony assault warrant. Why didn't you include that? Weird...
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@JabariBrisport
He could have turned himself in for the warrant he had out and would have received all of those things. Better yet, the justice system should have looked at the 40+ arrests and realized he was in need of help.
This was yet another failure by the government.
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@NBCNews
They're going to do it again, even harder and more obvious.
Why? Because they can.
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@bass4themasses
@Sargon_of_Akkad
Anonymous internet coward refers to the time when other cowards threw a milkshake and then ran.
Riveting.
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@CollinRugg
Sure, fight fire with fire until everyone's burned enough to ask for a hose.
Until the laws are changed to prevent it, you better engage in it. We've seen twice now what happens when you don't.
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@EndWokeness
Surprised he didn't stage a parade to go stomp on the graves of the recently deceased.
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@mplayden3
@CongressmanHice
@FreedomWorks
@realDonaldTrump
@JoeBiden
They thought they could steamroll through it, and were largely successful. The video of the State Farm Center changed the tide.
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@libsoftiktok
Except...I don't actually respect crybullies that are constantly trying to force me to engage in their religion.
It's a soft Woke Inquisition. I recognize it and reject it.
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@StephenKing
You're a bigger clown than Pennywise. Why aren't you in Canada posting to no one on Mastadon? You guys always threaten to leave but never do.
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@CNN
He was also on a list of people who had active warrants out for their arrest.
Quit simping for the government that created this situation.
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@libsoftiktok
@wh_isd
Impossible. I was told, repeatedly, that stuff like this never happens.
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@SadChiSportsFan
@Timcast
Yawn. You guys roll this out any time the Right begins to effectively engage in the culture war.
Boycotting is a free market tool for correction. We're not trying to cancel the companies, we're cancelling our own patronage of them. If they can survive without us, good on them.
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@bradybuzz
LMAO! I had to triple check that this wasn't a parody account.
The fallout from this is going to be spectacular.
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@RobertKennedyJr
Joe Biden is corrupt to his core.
This should cause everyone to question your judgment and your north star if he's considered decent in your eyes.
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@tomselliott
@HillaryClinton
When you have a list of talking points to carry you through a conversation but instead decide to just toss them all together into a single sentence.
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@IndianaJones
Indiana Jones and the Intentional Destruction of Everything You've Ever Liked.
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@nypost
Have someone move in to outsquat the squatter. Have that person call the cops on the squatter non-stop over trivial crimes. Any time the squatter steps out, have your person ready to change out the locks or at least bar reentry. The law won't want to be involved with squabbles
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@JackPosobiec
They're really trying to tell us that Glenn Beck of all people has passed the "too radical to remain" line?
Forget clown world, we've now reached the center of an entire honking universe.
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@krassenstein
Easy, you get some higher ups who pay you to sew division. Or did you forget about this video of you guys explaining how it works.
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@greg_price11
Thank God he didn't lose his Corvette. That's where he kept all his secret government documents! C'mon, man! It's not a joke.
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@Cernovich
Never fails that Leftist reporters are the least curious and inquisitive people in the room.
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@washingtonpost
The man was a serial liar and plagiarizer before he got dementia. Now it's no holds barred. Surprised he didn't say his son Beau died in the kitchen fire tbh.
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@EdKrassen
@KirkManIsHere
Yes, children shouldn't be on this app. It's rated Mature and is for ages 17+.
Glad we settled that.
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@bonchieredstate
@AOC
They still control every major city. I guess major metros missed the memo.
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@TPCarney
They'll land on their feet. After all, the economy is doing better than ever according to their coverage.
Besides, if worse comes to worst they can always learn to code.
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@AP
Dems worship criminals and hate victims who decide to defend themselves. Example
#378472882
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@POTUS
I know Biden can't remember which direction to walk off a stage much less what happened 2 years ago, but I'm sure the rest of us can recall an inaugural address about "unity".
Every other post now is about blaming MAGA for his failures.
Unity? Guess not.
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@CBSNews
A controversial news station attempted to portray common sense policy as being uncommon. The majority of users no longer recognize the station as being reliable.
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@nytimes
Sounds like anarcho tyranny aka repressive tolerance. Actual criminals are left to commit crimes virtually uninterrupted while the government criminalizes and ruins the lives of regular citizens.
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@AmericanContrar
@lporiginalg
You either get cancelled a hero or you grow your brand big enough to see yourself become controlled opposition.
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@thevivafrei
@RepSwalwell
I came here to make this exact point.
It isn't 1990 anymore: we know they want it any time, for any reason (including simple inconvenience), and use rape as a motte and bailey to sell it.
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@RepMTG
This is an okay first step but everyone should have access, not just Tucker. Don't stop with him. I want to be able to dig through thousands of hours of footage if the thought fancies me.
Let us crowdsource the truth.
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
@WestYorksPolice
locked their replies, of course.
They're basically saying that both she and the public have learned their lesson. The lesson being that the police can do whatever they want without reprisal.
Lesbian nana will continue to abuse people and their rights and be a
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@YaaraSaks
What does me saying "you have mental health issues, lady" stand for in crazyspeak?
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@swd2
@superartthrowa1
Nah, the threat just skips the church since there's too high a chance of opposition and drives on down to the Chiefs parade.
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@GPrime85
Needs a zoom out panel showing that the cliffside is actually 4 feet above ground and located next to a Carl's Jr.
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@tracybeanz
My issue with Republicans is that they're never prepared. Why aren't they live streaming this? Getting names? Why aren't city council and state senators on hand? It's always "well look at what they're doing" instead of "we're not letting you do this."
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@EdKrassen
The Grand Jury hasn't seen all of the evidence. That's one of the main complaints.
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Learning to use their rules against them requires learning their rules. I know there's a new book out about this, but it all started with
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Cynical Theories. Their goal is to dismantle your system. Dismantle theirs first.
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@ewarren
In other words, the government really reaaally wants your money and is trying to remove professional intermediaries (who offer audit protection) so that they can screw you even harder, with less effort.
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@SenJohnKennedy
Every day that goes by that you refuse to address the fact that you sold out Louisianians for Ukraine, the more apparent it becomes.
This is the only time in your life that you haven't had anything to say, and that, in turn, says it all.
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@nypost
We've reached step 2 of the progression where they admit it's happening but say it's isolated and not a big deal.
Up next: "Okay, so it's widespread but here's why it's actually a good thing."
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@NYCMayor
DC's much closer. But then again that's not an exciting taxpayer-funded vacation as your city descends further into chaos. After all, being so close, you might actually be called back in to work in case of an emergency.
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@gunpolicy
Not enough. Arrest her for violating citizens' Constitutional Rights. Enough half-measures. Fight fire with fire.
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@libsoftiktok
This isn't organized crime. This is a crime of opportunity. They need that Dior to eat. Dior sammiches!
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@POTUS
Bro, you don't know which direction to walk without handlers assisting you.
We all know you aren't making flowcharts of sentences you can't even read.
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@sunnyright
@mschlapp
Or Jenna. She went from "Trump Republican" to "Trump Traitor" so I guess she's on her own.
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@SenJohnKennedy
@LSUwbkb
@KimMulkey
You also played at being a Republican but we all saw how that turned out. Keep ignoring the elephant in the room. This is going great.
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@TRHLofficial
Between Tennessee, Riley Gaines, etc, they're a cultist religion enjoying the lack of consequences. It was inevitable. They get the same elation of Sunday worship by going out and committing acts of violence or disruption. This is their service. This is how they praise.
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