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I just tried on a new dress I ordered and my first thought was, “Oh! The pockets are sewn in backwards!” and I’m sure you can figure out the rest.
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Periodic, extremely depressing reminder that "died after a brief illness" is code for covid. More than 1,000 Americans are dying from covid each week, and that number only represents the reported deaths. The actual number is much, much higher.
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My landlord was at the property last night. He saw my mask and said, “The emergency is over!”
Sir. I am no less high-risk than I was yesterday. In fact, the world is more dangerous for us all now.
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Hi, I’m Angie. I live in Seattle and refuse to accept that infections and reinfections are inevitable. I will continue to wear an N95 respirator to protect myself and others to break the chain of transmission.
#CovidIsNotOver
#DavosSafe
#SIPmask
#Aura
Hi, I’m Kathi. I live in Washington State, and I refuse to accept that infections and reinfections are inevitable - I will continue to wear a respirator to protect myself and others to break the chain of transmission. Will you join me?
#DavosSafe
#CovidIsNotOver
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My mother excitedly sent a group text today, letting us know she got a tankless water heater installed. Later, she told me it cost $22,000.
So now that I can breathe again, is elder overcharging/price gouging illegal in California? I haven't been able to find a close law.
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@solomongeorgio
Misophonia is a MAJOR reason I was going deaf from wearing earbuds and listening to music all day in my stupid open workspace. I never want to work in an office environment again.
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@DuchessSexpert
@DarleneDempsey6
I tore a ligament in my ankle at the bottom of a water slide (Marine World in the 80s). Didn’t even occur to me to get the park involved back then.
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After a conversation with my dad, it’s clear that he has no idea the lengths women have to go to keep themselves safe.
What would you do if there were no men for 24 hours?
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@OctopusCaveman
My brother went vegetarian in high school after conversations like that during childhood. He’s 40 now. Still a vegetarian.
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Doctors, if you walk into an exam room and see a masked patient, please don a high-quality mask without being asked. Come on.
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@tonyserrata
@CheriJacobus
He should consider it on the 20th because you know how fast the senate can push through a scotus pick.
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I should clarify that my entire family is super liberal and they were careful for a long time, but they’re blind to the dangers of covid infection at this point.
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Update 2: I had a relative go to city hall and check for permits at my mom's address. A permit was applied for and never followed-up on. They are working without a permit. Since I now have the company's name, I ran some more checks and they defraud seniors on the regular.
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Happy Australian Firefighters with Kittens Day to all who celebrate
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@Guiness_Pig
I'm old enough to remember when we were told that mask mandates would be reimplemented if needed.
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@clhubes
When my brother was three, my mom walked by his room and he had pulled lower drawers open on his dresser to climb up to reach something on top.
Mom: "When you get bigger, you'll pull the dresser over on you."
Little bro: "When I get bigger, I won't have to climb up!"
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This is from a family member who is attending the Keller Williams convention in Vegas. I will be ENRAGED when they bring covid back to my family.
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Update: I spent the last hour and a half on the phone with a DA friend (in California). He gave me a list of things to try to find out. I'm not there, so it's going to be up to my brother to sleuth. We'll ask a DA financial investigator to look into it if needed.
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Y’all, I don’t know how to break this to you, but we don’t have the tools.
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Googles: “Is Richard Marx single?”
I don’t care if you’re a Trumpkin or a Berner. It’s 2020 and Google has been a thing for 22 years. If you still don’t know “your” from “you’re” it’s strictly because “you’re” a willfully ignorant and stupid fuck.
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@sarahroseetter
My cat has to fly squished under a seat in a carrier on Alaska. I have questions.
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@Sheep_in_fog
I never know how to respond when people ask what makes me high risk. It’s so fucking invasive.
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@DGlaucomflecken
Me, a Seattle resident who managed to stab herself in the eye with her fingernail this morning.
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@drjenwolkin
@CynicalTherapi1
I went to urgent care because I was bleeding profusely and the female PA took one look at my age on my chart and informed me it was just menopause. My cycles are regular af and I never bleed like that. I was having a miscarriage.
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I just choked on shower water and now I’m coughing up a lung and if I die I need you guys to come up with a much sexier story of my death than “she was really bad at showers”
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Updated sign because I liked the words my friend used for his sign better.
#Dranks
#Seattle
#wawx
#seattleheatwave
#WestSeattle
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@drjenwolkin
@CynicalTherapi1
I went to urgent care because I was bleeding profusely and the female PA took one look at my age on my chart and informed me it was just menopause. My cycles are regular af and I never bleed like that. I was having a miscarriage.
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This purchase was a huge splurge for me and they’ve screwed the pooch two weeks in a row. That’s 0 for 2, for those keeping track.
#NFLSUNDAYTICKET
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I did not have “guy buys me respirator in an attempt to get in my pants” on my 2020 bingo card.
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Evolution has failed us. Or maybe it’s inbreeding. One of the two.
#GunContolNow
#WaffleHouseShooter
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@ItsMattsLaw
I worked in Adobe's legal department many, many years ago and I am ecstatic to not be there now.
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I’m high risk for covid. Pre-pandemic, I got my nails done every other week. Today, I went to a very covid-safe spa in Bellevue, WA and got my first pedicure in three years. This is 53.
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I need a husband so I can stay home and homeschool my cats. Kids. Whatever.
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@Longman31446696
@sweatyhabibti
Camera phones happened. We used to be able to dance like nobody was watching.
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When I was in my 20s, underemployed without insurance, I went to
#PlannedParenthood
. My Pap smear showed pre-cancerous cells in my cervix. If I hadn’t had Planned Parenthood, I might have developed full-blown cancer before I was diagnosed.
#ThanksPlannedParenthood
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@PattyMurray
I want to take your statement at face value, but the optics are so bad. Could you not have flown home after the vote?
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@andylassner
I’m with you. I had an entirely different reaction to that certain grown man’s passing than did most of my friends. My reaction could be best described as relief.
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I may be chunky, have cats, take covid seriously, have no savings and have executive dysfunction, but I have an 827 credit score and can suck the chrome off a tailpipe, so choose your battles I guess.
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@quidditch424
Months ago, I had a meltdown while on the phone with my ADD doc (a psychiatrist), telling her, “As a high-risk person, I feel like my government is actively trying to kill me, and I don’t feel like I’m being paranoid.”
Her response: This is a perfectly reasonable interpretation
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@oldenoughtosay
I have a pic somewhere of me as a baby chewing on the dogs. My first word was “dog.” 😊
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@1goodtern
I saw him in a one-man show of A Christmas Carol. He waa nothing short of amazing.
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@DPMCanty
@ElegantBW
Apparently when my cramps made me pass out it was because I wasn’t (checks notes) in touch with my womb.
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@abebut
@RealityTC
@RVAwonk
I supported Harris until she dropped out, sent my ballot in for Warren (our primary is next week, but we vote by mail), and I’m fine with Biden being the nominee. His cabinet would be jam-packed with appropriate, intelligent people and that’s exactly what we need.
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@danaparish
@WHCOS
I really hope he’s seeing all of the responses to this. I am beyond angry at the way this administration is handling the pandemic.
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Online dating during the pandemic:
• Guy is super interested and pursues hard.
• Guy gets to know gal and says he’ll do whatever it takes to make it work.
• Guy finds out what kind of lifestyle changes he’d have to make to date a high-risk gal.
• Guy ghosts.
• Fin.
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Relationship Status: Ended a date last night by announcing, “Welp, it’s garbage and recycling night, so I’d better get home and take care of that.”
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@CIAspygirl
They only want white newborns from certain types of bio parents and they don’t want to pay $50k for one.
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@GrandpaHarris65
That is how I ended up with Gretchen Needletoes (also the abandoned runt). This was a few days after I took her in.
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Has anyone compiled a list of statements/claims made by Devin Nunes that are potentially defamatory or patently false? Asking for a cow.
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My employer is allowing us to work remotely today and tomorrow rather than fight All Star Game chaos. My desk is next to the cat wheel. Jupiter is really happy. (Yes, I need to vacuum!)
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#seattlesnow
#seattle
#CatsOfTwitter
#cats
#caturday
#wawx
My friend’s cat is not having the day he expected to have ❄️😂
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@amandadeibert
I lost two cats to cancer exactly a month apart and this appeared in my mailbox within days.
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We need to have a serious talk. The use of baby oil is going to have long-term implications on the health of your skin.
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@OblivionVortex
@JEGlaze
@drmistercody
@benshapiro
I bet she also says size doesn’t matter, amirite, Ben?
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@KendraSerra
@Rainbird42true
Honestly, this isn’t okay. I ordered mine first thing this morning, but now I’m worried my upstairs and downstairs neighbors won’t be able to. We all have legal separate addresses. The administration needs to work with USPS to fix this.
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@Ben_Alpers
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Two, really. We could be in big trouble if we don’t fix voting rights issues before the 2022 elections.
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