A Cat Named Bitches
@BitchestheCat
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Born on a Wisconsin farm, hardened by the city. Political dissident. Cat art collector. The cat Frank White. Currently teaching paw work in heaven. Fuck Racism.
Chicago, IL
Joined January 2014
We’re definitely gonna start at least cross-posting on BlueSky. If enough cats join us over there, we’ll definitely shift our focus from this space to that space. Same account name and all that.
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I really hope that the history books remember to note that this President was so weak and so insecure that he blocked a cat on Twitter.
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Do we really want a President who can't handle criticism to the point he blocked a cat on Twitter? #Trump2016
http://t.co/frJMXFfaQH.
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It’s so inspiring to see how far Sir Fishtopher has come. The then and now photo comparison is what dreams are made of.
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Just a totally normal cat using a couch in a totally normal way.
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4 years ago right about meow, the parents got a call about a stray kitten at a hot dog stand that changed everything.
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In honor of Lil’ Bitches’ (or LB for short) 8th birthday today, we’re going to take a journey from L Bizzle the”domestic short hair” kitten through his transformation to the affable giant now known as Floof Lion. November 2015. Two and a half months old. He looks like a toy 😹
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It is with great sadness that we let you know that Bitches passed away peacefully last night. She lived each of her 10 lives to the fullest.
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Evidence that cats are smarter than humans: We didn't elect Donald Trump president. I don't even need a second point.
Evidence that Humans are smarter than Cats: We don’t chase Laser dots on the carpet. We’re not afraid of Vacuum Cleaners.
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Adopt senior cats. Adopt cats with special needs. Adopt cats that hiss at you because they’re pissed they’re locked in a cage. Adopt the unadoptable. You can make the world better. If you’re willing to.
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Floof ain’t leaving bed ever after realizing it’s heated blanket season.
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Our parents just rescued a tiny kitten tonight. Little fella is terrified and looks like it’s been through the ringer. No idea what’s next. But gonna try to figure this out.
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They partied too hard last night. Catnip hangover.
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Happy Fourth Birthday to the Floofiest Floof who ever Floofed. This sweet, gentle boy is everything good in this world and he will save us all.
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Since people want proof that @realdonaldtrump blocked a cat, that’s pretty easy. Can’t fake a video*. *our human roommates helped us in the name of expediency.
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Remember Ashli Babbitt’s name. She was a terrorist. Not a hero. Just a sad, angry person who let her hate control her life and eventually let hate cost her her life. Ashli Babbitt was a terrorist.
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Floof built himself out this little space in the overflow closet and he absolutely loves it.
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The Last Will and Testament of Bitches the Cat
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Currently losing so many followers. Couldn’t give a fuck. If pictures of cats or women’s rights bother you, fuck off and unfollow. You ain’t wanted here. #catsjudgingthesupremecourt.
If hundreds of cats being pissed off about the assault on reproductive rights isn’t for you, this ain’t the account to follow. We are 100% devoted to retweeting cats that are pissed off at the Supreme Court (@SCOTUSblog) tonight. #catsjudgingthesupremecourt
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Bitches was laid to rest today in a beautiful ceremony. Her journey continues in a lush, sunny garden under a bird feeder. Watch out, birds.
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We’re looking for to grow our gang. Send us your toughest pictures.
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We will do everything necessary to get #catsjudgingkellyanne to trend again. Even lose followers. Who we will also judge.
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Bitches would have been 16-years-old today. We miss her every day, but the joy of having known her far surpasses the pain of having lost her. #purrsistance
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Father, display my glorious oversized whiskers to the world while I bask in the resulting adulation.
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And our crew will absolutely fuck your crew up.
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He says he ordered an Uber. He doesn’t even have the app downloaded on his phone.
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Dear @elonmusk,.This incredibly cute kitten wants you to fuck right off. You’re the personification of white male fragility and proof that a pathetic sack of shit with billions of dollars is still a pathetic sack of shit. We look forward to telling you to fuck off every day.
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We’re gonna do a thread of cats that were rescued from the streets or the woods or wherever. Let’s throw a spotlight on the cats the world tried to forget before you found and took them home. We’ll start with @sportpeppercat. Found at 5-weeks- old under a car at a hot dog stand.
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Send me pictures of your black cats so we can show the world how well they photograph. We’ll start with our Aunt Ellen. #blackcatappreciationthread
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We don’t have anything we want to link to. Donate to animal shelters. Support Black people. Vote out Trump.
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Hug your cats close. Every time you get the chance. Even if we fight back.
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Floof feels very strongly about hydration. He loves his fountain.
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Clearly the hashtag #catsjudgingthesupremecourt has made a bunch of right wing, anti-woman, conservatives feel uncomfortable tonight. That’s the goal. We want you to feel like you’re not welcome on twitter or in society for your views. Because your views suck. And you suck.
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2020 was just a miserable year. But one thing that will never be bad about 2020 was the joy of seeinf a life transformed.
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I want to see some cute cat pictures. Reply with the best picture you’ve ever taken of your cat or cats.
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With our five year gotcha day anniversary coming up next week, I figured I should start sharing some kitten pictures of me and the baby floofster.
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I remembered. Just ignored it.
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The parents just documented Puff’s patented “I’m laying down here, but it’s actually all a diversion” fat boy backward roll attack. First time caught on camera.
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A few days off the nip. He’s looking like a new cat.
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14 years ago tomorrow, I went home with my parents for the first time. I'm so grateful to be able to come home with them again.
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As much as @KellyannePolls is the worst, she’s gone meow. Cats need to find someone else to judge. And that someone is @mtgreenee. Let’s show our support for expelling that racist traitor by getting the hashtag #catsjudgingmarjorie to trend.
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Just a reminder. Long before @realDonaldTrump was impeached, he blocked a cat on Twitter. #ImpeachmentDay #TrumpImpeachment
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If you don’t want hundreds of tweets from cats who hate @mtgreenee in your feed tonight, we’d recommend unfollowing us immediately. #catsjudgingmarjorie
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A few of our favorite personal memories as we remember Bitches, our best friend and our heart. - Bitches' Staff
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Four weeks. Same cat. New life. Cats are resilient. Always give us a chance to prove it.
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People try to minimize the emotional capacity of cats. And it’s bullshit. When Bitches passed away, Floof lost his best friend. And it showed. He was depressed. He’d see a picture of her and would get so excited, before the reality it wasn’t actually her slammed home.
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We nominated @sportpeppercat to ask for more wet food this morning. Our parents can’t say no to him. Also. Dis our new family.
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Cats declared a national emergency today too. Just wait to see what we do.
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The Supreme Court has failed this country. They are not worthy of offering judgement; they are only deserving of being judged. Share a picture of your pissed off cat and let’s get the #catsjudgingthesupremecourt hashtag trending. Judge the judges.
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Floofy is versatile as fuck. High on catnip one second. Ready to address the nation a second later.
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There’s always an iconic image or person from any protest. This guy rolling through the streets on his horse is Chicago’s. #ChicagoProtests
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You want the floof? Here’s the floof. From the very beginning. A hint of the floof on his first night in his new home.
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This picture of me and the floof as kittens was definitely a predictor of our future vibes.
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The lack of appreciation pets is infuriating. That cat is doing a great job.
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Five years ago, this amazing cat started a Twitter account to tell a dog with a Twitter account to fuck off. And then she did some other things.
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To experience the loss of an animal means you have experienced the love of an animal. Remember the love. Embrace the memories. Smile for the life you made possible, don’t dwell on the time that was taken from you. For animals, time is theoretical. We enjoy the life not the length
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In regards to the constitutionality of @realDonaldtrump blocking a cat, the family cattorney is filing the appropriate pawperwork.
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Only one option when it comes to those who commit treason.
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The quilt our grandma made to honor Bitches. The queen in the middle.
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This dude lives the life he wants to live. And he’s happy. And he doesn’t give a fuck what you think.
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For immediate media release: Sport Pepper went to the vet today. Sport Pepper is a boy. Sport Pepper is about seven weeks old, making him about five weeks old when our parents found him. Sport Pepper is negative for feline leukemia & should get to meet the new crew in a few days.
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To those who say cats can’t tweet. Bitches sent all her own tweets.
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If hundreds of cats being pissed off about the assault on reproductive rights isn’t for you, this ain’t the account to follow. We are 100% devoted to retweeting cats that are pissed off at the Supreme Court (@SCOTUSblog) tonight. #catsjudgingthesupremecourt
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Without @RealGrumpyCat, none of us would be on the internet doing our thing. When Grumpy Cat made it, it was like we all made it. Rest in power, friend. We’ll miss you 😿
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His catnip is missing. And he’s about to murder someone.
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This fucking cat. That paw work. Those eyes peering out over the floofiest of chest floof. And don’t even overlook the tail.
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The deep, longing, still slightly expectant, gaze of a cat denied crunchy treats.
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If you think cats shouldn’t be on the furniture, we can’t be friends.
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Floof tonight on his eighth birthday. Sober now. But he’s about to hit the club.
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Bitches the Cat was born on this day in 2003. She was a really great friend.
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We’re looking to follow some more cats. If we don’t follow you and you feel that’s an oversight, reply to this tweet with a picture of your cat (or cats). Choose one that really captures who your cat is. If your account is private, shoot us a DM so we can see the picture :)
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Her presence was a gift. Her memory is a blessing.
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As the cat appointed to run this account, it gives me great pleasure to wish myself a happy 4th birthday. Happy Birthday to me! It’s Kiddo day!!
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