Duchess Sexpert
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Ringmistress of the Shitshow šŖCara and Scarlettās Mom š¦®Professional Self-hater š„“ HOA Hate Accountš„ @DollyParton @taylorswift13 Stanšøš¼Not a real Duchess š
Joined May 2019
Hello new followers! Welcome to the clusterfuck! Iām glad youāre here, but you may not be. I tweet about sexual health and my generally chaotic stream of consciousness. Also, I have two really cute dogs.
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I just looked up the poverty guidelines for the US in 2023 and I am HORRIFIED. The average rent in the US for a one-bedroom apartment is $1,702 per month. Thatās $16,825 per year. The poverty guideline for one person doesnāt even cover rent. Donāt come at me with āget a
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The woman injured on the Disney waterslide was kind to only sue for $50k - I bet that barely covers medical expenses, lost income, and the cost of her trip. At this point, she should sue for defamation and pain and suffering for the slander campaign theyāre running against her.
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Unpopular Opinion:. Student loans should be at 0% interest. Mortgages on primary residence should be ā¤ 3% and second homes have premium interest rates *and* taxes. People trying to achieve the American dream shouldnāt be struggling and if you own multiple homes youāre making.
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Why isnāt anyone asking if Sophie Turner is okay? She got married at 23, had her first baby during a global lockdown at 24, and had her second baby at 26. Her husband - who is 7 years older - was on tour in 2019, 2020, 2021, 2022, and 2023. Sophie, born in the UK, lives in NY.
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This is a weird way for them to tell everyone theyāre bad at sex ššš
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My 7th grade science teacher who, despite being a woman, told me girls couldnāt be scientists when I said I wanted to be a marine biologist when I grew up just walked into this restaurant. Should I tell her Iām a neuroscientist now? š„š„š„.
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UPDATE: . Hawk Tuah girl is now highlighting individual pets at her local shelter that need adopting on her Instagram and ITāS WORKING!!!.
Yāall are hating on Hawk Tuah girl having her 15 minutes, meanwhile she took her Hawk Tuah money and spent it buying supplies for her local shelter. š„¹š„¹š„¹.
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My second grade teacher called me stupid in front of the class every day. Today I became a doctor. Fuck that bitch.
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Evangelicals who wonāt let their daughters get the HPV vŠ°ŃŃine ābecause their daughters will only have sex with their husbandsā are stupid and selfish. 1) You donāt get to decide who/when your daughter has sex. 2) Even *if* your daughter only sleeps with her husband, he can.
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Yeah, Travis Kelce is good looking and all, but what actually makes him attractive is his emotional maturity. Some of yāall could work on that.
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Regardless of your opinion on guns, this is inexcusably unsafe. Her grip is wrong and needs correction. Her grip allows for ZERO trigger safety. You NEVER toss a firearm to the side. EVER. Aside from the issue of leaving firearm unsecured, there could be a round in the chamber.
I'm confused and curious about your thoughts on it. Is it right or wrong to be raised this way by her parents?.
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I wish more people understood people donāt have health insurance not because they donāt want insurance; they donāt have insurance because they canāt afford insurance. In my state, the average cost of insurance is $640 per month for one person. Average rent is $1600 - I live in.
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The cure to āmale lonelinessā is seeing women as people.
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Stop telling accomplished women theyāre intimidating. Admit that youāre intimidated. Thereās a difference.
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PSA: Itās NOT normal for your gynecologist to ask for your husbandās signature for you to have tubal ligation. If your provider asks your husband to sign off on ANY form of contraception, YOU NEED A NEW PROVIDER.
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ADOPTION IS NOT AN ALTERNATIVE TO ABORTION! YOU CANT ADOPT AN ECTOPIC PREGNANCY. YOU CANT ADOPT PLACENTAL ABRUPTION. YOU CANT ADOPT UTERINE RUPTURE. YOU CANT ADOPT PREECLAMPSIA. YOU CANT ADOPT POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION. YOU CANT ADOPT HYPEREMESIS GRAVIDARUM.
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Some so-called Swifties seem to have no idea Taylor started as a country musician and, in fact, Kenny Chesney wrote Taylor a check that really helped get her going when she was unexpectedly removed from his 2007 tour because of the sponsor. We owe Kenny a lot.
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A friend of mine was prescribed codeine cough syrup yesterday. Her pharmacist refused to fill it on āmoral grounds.ā. The opioid scare needs to fucking END. These medications have important uses that are strongly supported by evidence when prescribed appropriately.
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@rabbithrtdgrl @kendallybrown @merceciolek YUUUUP - they can cause REALLY bad pelvic injuries for women and men - the case studies are horrific. These slides really need to be banned. @MamaDoctorJones has a great video she tweeted about a similar case that happened during a water skiing accident.
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For people elsewhere in the US and in Europe saying ātHeY sHoULd hAvE kNoWnā here is a map and some context to give you some perspective:. The red circled area is Asheville, NC. Everything in blue is North Carolina. Iāve overlaid New Jersey (pink), Ireland (teal), and Iceland
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This is the woman heās calling obese. No wonder so many women hate their bodies with men like Marcus existing. Fuck you, Marcus.
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Pay šš¼ Nurses šš¼ What šš¼ Theyāre šš¼ Worthšš¼. Nurses wouldnāt be quitting for travel work if their home hospitals paid them a fair salary. The solution is NOT ā to cap pay! Itās to pay nurses a fair wage, forgive their student loans, and incentivize joining the field.
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Looks like you fucked around and found out. Being a transplant recipient fighting cancer doesnāt give you a free pass to be a bigot and bully your care team. Your team doesnāt have to take abuse.
Ok-I was gonna try to get over this-but I am a liver transplant recipient with breast cancer facing double mastectomy at the end of August and now I have no primary care doctor. A lawyer contacted me-i hesitated-.Nor more!.Would any lawyer out there help me?.Very scared. ššš¤
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To the people saying the guy is overreacting because the airline LOST HIS DOG:. If anything happens to my dogs, I will instantaneously become Liam Neeson.
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I despise when men in Home Depot walk up and ask āYou need any help, little lady?ā. First, Iām 5ā9ā so Iām not exactly little you misogynistic twat. Second, the speciality fastener section is so damn small itās pitiful. Third, you donāt even know the name of the thing Iām.
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Patients are often there having the worst days of their life. Bigotry and threats are never okay. EVER. Bigotry and threats should ALWAYS be recorded in the patientās chart. However, if you canāt take general cursing, Iām not sure healthcare is for you. Does it feel good to.
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Unpopular Opinion: . We need more shows like Schitts Creek, Ghosts, and The Good Place, and fewer crime shows. Can we not get a new version of the Golden Girls or something? We need some damn joy.
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I can finally tell youā¦. As of today, I am officially Duchess Sexpert, PhD!!!!. I successfully defended on 6/9 (unintended perfection), but it wasnāt official until today. I truly have no idea what comes next, but Iām glad to have finally achieved this massive goal. Iām the.
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@DarleneDempsey6 Iām thinking they happen a lot and donāt get reported. I broke my tailbone on a water slide following all the rules as a kid. My guess is most injuries are less severe or donāt get picked up by the press. If a company is smarter than Disney and just settles weāll probably never.
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@BreakingDadDan Did you read the case? She had massive internal injuries. She was 30 when he happened, sheās unlikely to be able to have children. Her intestines protruded out her abdominal wall. Please understand her injuries and the medical literature or shut the fuck up.
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Biden: We owe frontline workers a tremendous debt. HCWs: Cancel student loan debt. Biden: We donāt owe you that much.
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MyKayla Skinner is really out here advocating for abusing athletes and thinking sheās something special when she only made the team as an individual (she didnāt participate in team AA) and she only competed because Simone withdrew. Girl, shut up.
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This is a very bad take. If YOU donāt want a man as a gynecologist, thatās perfectly fine. However, you need to STOP sexualizing gynecology. We never hear these comments about urology, and while urologists do help people if all sexes and genders, urology is never sexualized in.
i still think thatās it really weird that men are gynaecologists š like why do they want to have a career in looking at womenās vaginas????.
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There are hospital admins at the next table over talking about penalizing providers for taking ātoo longā with patients. Should I fight them?.
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Hot Take:. Š¢radwives who donāt have their own income need to stop acting like they arenāt sŠµŃ
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@CeraGibson THIS!!! She does a great job of being an empowering sex-positive role model for women. Her audience is something like 75% women aged 18-24, so sheās definitely trying to entertain the girlies.
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Yāall are hating on Hawk Tuah girl having her 15 minutes, meanwhile she took her Hawk Tuah money and spent it buying supplies for her local shelter. š„¹š„¹š„¹.
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No, a legendary dad wouldnāt have a child this young in the front seat.
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End religious exceptions for vaccine mandates. No religious text prohibits people from getting vaccinated.
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@missjuliaaaaah This is about my level of petty. I mailed a copy of my dissection to my 2nd grade teacher who called me stupid.
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People trying to talk my grandmother out of attending my brotherās wedding (the only grandchild sheāll ever see get married) because it *might* rain is the absolute most selfish thing I can possibly imagine. Thereās no health reason to stop her - they just donāt want to deal with.
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Random man just showed up unannounced to āinspect the air conditioner.ā Iām sorry, my dude, absolutely not. The city can contact me in advance if this is something they want to do. Absolutely no fucking way are you coming into my house when Iām alone just because your shirt has.
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Update: She had kids with her, so it seemed inappropriate to approach her.
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I donāt know who needs to hear this, but animals are not disposable. If you are at the age where you can have children, before you get a pet you need to think very seriously about if you can handle a pet and a baby BEFORE you get the pet. Itās not fair to the pet to traumatize.
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I treat my body like a temple; specifically, itās a Catholic Church. Lots of art and gold, copious amounts of wine, and I rarely follow my own rules.
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Hiya! Iām an actual expert on some of these topics because in my PhD I specifically researched the ways in which purity culture and evangelical sexual values contribute to dysfunctional neural connections that might underlie idiopathic sexual dysfunction in women, so let me see.
These poor girls. Some questions:. ā¢ Does sexualized music and dancing lead to sex? Might it lead predatory men to believe these women are open to sex?. ā¢ Are the girls drunk? Are any of them sober?. ā¢ Are we to believe this is JUST about dancing?. So. ā¢ How many sex
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HOA Bytch: You need to remove the grill off your deck. Me: No, the bylaws clearly state gas grills are permitted. The bylaws only require charcoal grills to be off the decks. HOA Bytch: Iāll call the fire department. Me: Iāll dial the number for you, sweet-cheeks. Iād love a.
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@PeaceRoseShephe I would contact your stateās real estate commission. Like others have said, you have rights, but the real estate commission (at least in my state) can create big problems for IandIords pulling these stunts.
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One of the most interesting experiences as a PhD student is getting to know and respect two researchers to later find out they hate each other. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #phdlife @AcademicChatter.
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If you wonder what my mom is like, she was pissed my undergrad graduation was the Saturday before Motherās Day because it was āher weekend,ā she yelled at me right before ceremony, and I was holding back tears (not happy) as I accepted my diploma. I didnāt celebrate my masters.
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Since people wanted to argue with me, letās be clear:. Vaginal Delivery is a medical term. VBAC is a medical term. Unmedicated is a medical term. āNaturalā implies some form of bizarre moral value, has ZERO clinical meaning, and is stigmatizing.
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HOA Bitch: I saw you watching the Taylor Swift movie and drinking wine again the other night. Iām concerned you have a problem. Me: Yes, Janie, I do have a problem; itās you looking in my fucking windows.
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If my bra matches my underwear, youāre not the person who decided weāre having sex tonight.
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I think itās wild, actually, how men are so quick to insult Taylor Swiftās donations, but donāt say jackshit about men with far more wealth than her who have donated $0.
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@Nfti13 I have no problem teaching children to shoot, but it needs to be done responsibly and this is not responsible.
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Him: My wife is a doctor. Me: Nice! What kind of doctor?. Him: Sheās a chiropractor and also practiced naturopathic medicine. Me: Ohā¦ you mispronounced dangerous charlatan. ā¦ And thatās when the argument started. š¤·š»āāļø.
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A student threatened me at my TA job because I gave her a 65. The professor I work under did not back me up. Threats are NEVER okay. I already work more hours than Iām paid for at this job, and this lack of support might be the last straw. Iām thinking of quitting. Iām so upset.
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@MeadowGood Unpopular opinion: vaccination shouldnāt be optional for hospital staff. šš»āāļø.
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Stop joking about the āhusband stitch.ā Itās not funny. Itās disgusting.
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Iām a childless adult, and I honestly do not understand how much some of you hate children. I donāt have children, but Iām delighted to have children in public spaces and Iām happy to pay taxes that allow children access to free education. What is wrong with some of you?.
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I see the people bitching at me for owning purebred dogs are back, so letās go over this again:. Being anti-breeder is ABLEIST. Many rescues will NOT adopt to people with disabilities or people who live with someone with disabilities. TEMPERAMENT and breeding matter for service.
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ADOPTION IS NOT AN ALTERNATIVE TO ABORTION! YOU CANT ADOPT HYPEREMESIS GRAVIDARUM. YOU CANT ADOPT PREECLAMPSIA. YOU CANT ADOPT PLACENTAL ABRUPTION. YOU CANT ADOPT UTERINE RUPTURE. YOU CANT ADOPT POSTPARTUM DEPRESSION. YOU CANT ADOPT AN PELVIC PROLAPSE.
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Just saw a kid having a āpetting zooā with her dog instead of a lemonade stand. That kid is going places.
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Added frosting to my windows to keep the creepy elderly HOA women from peaking in at me. I did a pretty good job, if I do say so myself. Theyāre going to be so annoyed now š
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What - and I cannot stress this enough - THE FUCK?!?
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People in their mid-late 30s who married their college sweetheart are so condescending. I donāt have less life experience because Iām not married and I donāt need you to tell me āitāll be okay Iāll meet someone.ā I was in a 10-year relationship. Shit doesnāt work out sometimes.
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Thinking about the time I watched my grandfather bleed to death following an aortic aneurysm (it was in a hospital setting, so it was controlled, but still) and then the professor I TAād for made me grade papers until 3am that night. But people still donāt think academia is.
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Chiropractors should be illegal. This is a chiropractor hate account. Theyāre dangerous charlatans whose practice is not supported by data, they donāt accurately inform patients of risk, some of them expand their practice to include children and animals (can you imagine if a.
Chiropractors who call themselves doctors give me the ick because they have the potential to do so MUCH damage to someone and don't even realize it.
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I am once again stating that conscious sedation for IUD placement should be standard of care.
IUD placed & it was still painful, but not as bad as my first experience. My ob kept telling me how good I was doing & I told her I could have used more pain killers. Husband took me for a milkshake, on the way home. I told him I deserved a treat.
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There is a special place in hell for companies that hide the āunsubscribeā button on their marketing emails.
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If you, a man, are too uncomfortable to buy tampons, you shouldnāt be putting your penis anywhere near a vagina.
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The fact that I had to tell someone gynecologists are surgeons today enrages me. OMFG.
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Them: WhAt iF yOuR mOm aBoRteD yOu?. Me: Well I almost aborted myself in 2020, soā¦.
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How many Eiffel towers do yāall think are going to be in Paris during the Olympics?.
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I think the reason so many men are mad about Taylor and Travis is that Travis is such a mature, self-sufficient adult and seems like a mature, caring partner so he makes the angry men look terrible and together Taylor and Travis are showing women they can have better.
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The asshole divinity student next door literally came over and yelled at me because the people working on my house parked in the spot he doesnāt use. Note: this asshole often has people over and his guests take my spot and Iāve never said shit because Iām not a childish prick,.
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Yeah, letās start body shaming little girls because itāll get Instagram clicks. ššš You know she knows it was a bad take since she turned off the comments. This picture isnāt cute. Itās fucked. Iāll die on this hill.
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Earning a PhD isnāt about knowing everything in your field; itās about learning what you/we donāt know and learning how to start answering those questions. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter @AcademicChatter #phdchat @OpenAcademics #phdvoice.
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If youāre going to defend someone using their personal beliefs and not evidence to deny someone care, please just block me. I do not care about your fucking feelings.
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It really blows my mind that some people believe sexual orientation is a choice. I wouldnāt choose to be attracted to men. Have you met them?.
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News outlets need to stop covering āheart wrenchingā stories about people who canāt get an organ transplant because they refuse to get vaccinated. Itās not sad or unfair; itās consequences. People who arenāt willing to reduce risk of deadly infection donāt deserve a transplant.
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Reminder that Elvis was 24 and Priscilla was 14 when they met. Priscilla was still in high school when she moved into Graceland. In her autobiography, Priscilla shares Elvis took highly-explicit nude photos of her when she was underage. He only married her after receiving.
The official trailer for Sofia Coppolaās āPRISCILLAā starring Cailee Spaeny and Jacob Elordi. In theaters everywhere November 3.
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Physicians who give a āhusband stitchā should lose their license. I said what I said.
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Dude: My wife is a doctor. Me: Nice! What kind?. Dude: Sheās a naturopath and chiropractor. Me: Your wife is not a doctor.
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There a reason itās called weatherMAN and not weatherWOMAN. A woman knows the difference between 3ā and 8ā.
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Also, saying āIām sorry for those who were triggeredā is not taking ANY responsibly for the harm your words caused patients who are from groups disproportionately labeled abusive - like minority populations and women. You basically said āIām sorry you donāt like what I said.ā.
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My grandfather died a couple of hours ago, and my grandmother, being the absolute queen she is, lightened the mood by grabbing his wallet, counting the money, and declaring āI need to see how much I inherited.ā šššššš.
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