@mrsballs69
“i lost my virginity to the guy who inspired jacob elordi’s character on euphoria!” is the closest thing i could muster for a glass half full perspective
(the glass is empty)
My ideal man:
- 5’5”+
- Has face w bone structure
- Costco card
- Deep voice
- Funny
- Assertive
- not a Cowboys football fan
- Income > $60k
(Optional)
- owns multiple glocks
- lifts heavy